#DISCLAIMER: I HAVE NEVER PUT ANY PILL UP MY BUTTHOLE

[soggypotatoes]

my brain i s2g. can't solve problems like a normal person.

me: *experiencing distress*

brain: self harm tonight queen?

me: no?? I dont have tools for that and also it won't help. and my mum will see

brain: ah. but how will we feel better without pain and blood???

me: do you hear yourself rn

brain: ok ok. take 5 ritalins then

me: it's 6:45pm, I want to sleep, I haven't eaten, if we take ritalin we will be up all night having panic attacks

brain: hm. you make a great point. how about we put ritalin up our--

me: I am not putting ritalin up my butthole.

brain: chew it up then?

me: so it tastes bad??? AND we have all the issues stated above????????

brain:

brain:

brain: FINE. I guess we should find something to eat then.