#DEMON DRIVER

[driverdelight]

Megalopolis (2024)

[cecoeur]

it's hell on earth to be heavenly them's the breaks, they don't come gently

[shushmal]

cw: canon minor character deaths, alcohol, drugs, and imprisonment

Okay but non-paranormal au where barb is killed in a drunk driving accident. Steve is arrested and tried as an adult, and doesn’t fight his charges at all. He goes to prison for the full 15. The only reason he doesn’t go to a more high security prison is because the chief of police pulls stings for him.

The entirety of Hawkins vilifies him through the whole trial. His name is practically a curse word in the high school. A lot of people say he did it in purpose. Never showed any remorse, never tried to get himself out of trouble. Never denied anything said about him.

Few years pass and Eddie finds himself arrested and behind bars, and extremely lucky he’s only being charged with drug trafficking and not homocide. Wayne is constantly at his side through the whole thing, and when he’s sent off to prison, Wayne says he’ll visit him as often as he can. Eddie has no idea Wayne’s gone to Hopper to beg him to help his nephew.

So it’s pretty big surprise when Eddie’s led to meet his cell mate and finds Steve Harrington, Hawkins’s own boogeyman: that is until Eddie just dethroned him.

Eddie kinda freaks out because a LOT of wild rumors about Steve has gone around since the accident, a lot of really unsavory claims about him. But Steve is looking at him with a weary but kind smile and says, ���hey man, don’t worry, it’s not as bad here as you think.”

And Steve really keeps Eddie out of trouble, even though Eddie is super wary around him. But eventually they bond. Steve’s only on year 2 of his sentence, will still be behind bars when Eddie finishes up his ten. They become in separable over the years, and Eddie still doesn’t find out until they’re both long out of the system, living together now in California, that Steve wasn’t even the one driving the car that night.

[kayvsworld]

i do still think it's like. absolutely unhinged that tony's parents died in a car accident and he still drives like he does

[crimson-nail]

meryl stryfe? oh fuck sorry i thought you said meryl shrike

[heartfullofleeches]

Could we get a crackpost, i love them, ur brain is very big ❤️

Here are a few~

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Creep Idol Reader: Thank you all for coming to our first live show! Don't forget to donate a pint of blood after the show for a chance to spend an entire afternoon with your favorite idol!

Concerned fans: "Is this really safe?" "I like their music, but something about this feels suspicious"]

[Yan fans proceed to go into a frenzy after the show - tripping over gates and each other to donate their blood, a few leaving ambulances from how much they give. One manages to get past security and offer it to you directly. You give them a shirt as thanks]

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[Delivery Reader returns from a delivery wearing a wedding ring and veil, and a pedant around their neck]

Coworker, sprinting up to them: Y/n, are you okay???

You: Yeah, the customers just invited me in for a minute... Is there something I should be worried about?

Coworker, keeping their voice low: I'm not supposed to tell you this, but everyone who's went to that address has gone missing. How did you even make it out of there?

You: So, crazy story - that may not have been a costume party like I originally thought and I'm now married to like eight ghosts

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[Gremlin Demon Reader gets into a argument with a random mortal]

Demon Reader: Yeah, whatcha gonna now do, bitch? If you're gonna hit me better knock me down in one punch or else-

Rando, grabbing them by the collar: Or else what

You start bawling your eyes out, blood pouring from your mouth from a self inflicted bite: Ahhhh, please don't hurt me.. I'm just a little imp. It's not like I have a horde of angels watching my every step and are willing to smite whoever makes me cry

[That very horde of fictitious angels appear behind the human in a sea of bright light]

Yan Angel 1: Hey... This one looks familiar. Isn't this your assigned human?

Yan Angel 2, raising their spear: Not anymore

[brain-works]

this literally exemplifies everything that we’ve been saying. Lando hasn’t done a single thing to be this disliked except be himself, and if that’s that much of a problem to people then they should have a much bigger issue with many other drivers with even bigger personalities. this amount of hate is not normal. you want drivers to have personality, but you hate the ones that are true to themselves.

wish I could say I was surprised.

the link if you’re so inclined to go vote

(poll #16 might surprise you…not)

[dittaturamonegasca]

"change in the papaya rules" meaning they won't need to apply them for this one lol

(via giairritata on x)

[lurafita]

Speed demon Alec Lightwood

Shadowhunters don’t really use cars in the show, but I still kinda want to believe that if he drove, Alec would be a speed demon. Including cursing out others on the street for doing it wrong. Magnus is either very indulgent and amused by this, or, if I go with him getting motion sickness from a previous headcanon, likes playfully blaming Alec’s driving for said motion sickness, even though he had it for centuries.

[nick-cassidy]

from wec on tiktok

[scuderia-hamilton]

my new favorite thing is watching 55 fans trying to gaslight themselves into thinking that Carlos will be great in the Williams next year like brother stand up 🤡 Williams barely had a car at some races i beg you to be rational here

[lululovesprongs]

idc i’ll always love max bc i too am a perfectionist who seethes and rages when someone dares to beat me at something bc anything less than winning is a failure in my eyes 😜✌️✌️

[kuri-crocus]

Good Omens is so present in my life. Like... It's even in my dreams. Last night I dreamed that Crowley and my demon OC went to save Aziraphale with the yellow (!) Bentley. The OC asked Crowley: "Wasn't your car black until yesterday?" He was simple replyed with a focused look forward: "Yeah. But the one very special person preferes her to be yellow!" 🥺

[gameo-archive]

Thank you, Jayden, for the amazing streams. They always brighten my day. Both of you are truly terrible incredible. Wishing you the best for the future."

"If you swapped roles, so Jayden playing as Edwin and George as Charles, how would each of you want to go about portraying the character? What would you see as their defining traits that need to come across? (Do you both agree?) What would be your favorite scenes to have played as that character and why? Bonus: Favorite memories, on or off set, that happened during DBD filming?"

"I run the agency." - George

[fcb-mv33]

The way he said wobble😭😭😭😭

[cuppanova]

More Serif!