#DEAR SWEET JESUS

[darby-rowe]

tumblr ate my ask before i was done typing so???

i just looked it up and google said a penis can shrink up 50% of its length and 20-30% of its girth in the cold. so. so!

[minotaurapologist]

Like schooling fish

[badcatrobot]

I FOUND IT, I FOUND THE ONE MOMENT THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD

[dropkickedq]

@donniesexceptionalmind EHem This you Donnie?

meme number 14

[itsshawtyfellas]

To be honest I just want him to spread my legs and eat me out until I can't see, hear, think and walk, after that I want him to grab me by my neck and throw me against the wall and fuck me until the house falls down along with my organs and when I can't take it anymore I want him to slam me on the table and bend me over and let him rail me until I'm nothing but a braindead slut swimming in a pool of cum.

[solmesia]

there was a picture of bene/dict cumberflaps on my dashboard and it gave me so much whiplash i had to check what year it was

[flannelepicurean]

EXCUSE ME.

WHAT

THE EVER-LOVING

COCK-FUCKING

TIT-SHITTING

FUCK-SHIT

is WAL-BOG, U.S.A doing putting out

THIS FUCKING SHIT RIGHT HERE

when I have

NO GODDAMN MONEY?!?!?!

Seriously, what the fuuuuuckkk?!?!?!

Vegeta front and center??? SAIYAN SQUAD ON THE GODDAMN CENTER STAGE???

They put Raditz on the front of a fuckin haaaaattt, babes!!! ✨💖 😭😭😭💖✨

And...and Nappa...Uncle Nappa's bald-ass head got second-tier top billing before SON GOKU! Wha...???

Piccolo on the side there doin the lord's work with my boi Gohan, and YES, our actual lord & savior Goku is there too, but MY GOOD AND LOVELY LIFE FORMS AND INDESCRIBABLE DENIZENS OF THE VOID, I CANNOT...CANNOT EXPLAIN TO YOU THE SHEER LEVELS OF EMOTION I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW.

[askinnyblackman]

joe biden has covid 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[blueskittlesart]

idk if you heard of this absolutely fucking awful totk theory but i literally saw someone try to claim that zelda was PREGNANT because of her “hand placement” on her belly in one of the trailers. twitter really is. a place

[evilwickedme]

Wow I really didn't have jumblr people acting like Jews not being Zionists was the same as actually being a hamasnik on my bingo today but I guess dogpiling is the way to go

[t3andcrumpets]

So fandom stuff has taken a backseat yet again to real life and not even the fun real life shit like the election and all. I nearly died in October from an infection (the ER visit wasn't fun, then I got worse), and then dad's shit started after that. Turns out he has MS, but it initially presented as brain cancer.

To say that I'm tired of hospitals and doctors and home health visits is the understatement of the century. I want to sleep in my own bed instead of on the sofa in case Dad needs something in the middle of the night. I'm exhausted, y'all.

When Dad gave me 5 days off so I can go to London to see Unicorn in March for my birthday, I cried so hard. Like, he said put in the time off request, buy the plane tickets, reserve the hotel and order the play tickets, and the rest will figure itself out in time. He wants me to go and have a mini vacation because I've been going non-stop since I got sick. Is it selfish? Maybe.

[mothwithapencil]

WE'RE SO UNBELIEVABLY BACK

[smokinghotpastorswife]

my internal organs are liquefying she is so attractive what the fuck

[m4yday-m4yday]

remember to take binder breaks if you bind <3

(god i am suffering oh my lord my ribs are sore oh god oh geez)

[jewishdainix]

I have. Hamulton stuck in my head

[dirtyoldmanhole]

me rubbing my eyes and chuckling a bit after adding round two to this 'in heat' fic b/c i know beyond a shadow of a doubt this poor man is not gonna be able to keep from Nutting. godspeed.