#DC roleplay

[jervis-in-wonderland]

*you were alone in wherever you live, but then you heard a loud booming banging on the door that seems to get more intense longer you leave it.*

What the-!

Jervis whips open the door

[super-clark]

Everybody wants my DNA but nobody wants me.

[norigoestogotham]

If this gets 20 notes I’ll try Batburger

[gotham-city-animal-shelter]

Volunteers found a cat, he had a gun. Anywho this is Red Hood, who is not yet up for adoption until he gets his shots!

- Cece

[basically-bernard]

Mmmm bet I know secrets than youuuu

-egg

Oh? Is that so?

[jack-and-scylla-constantine]

I swear i will start making this two menaces on gacha life 2 because i can't draw😭

[seam-queen]

violence isnt the answer.

its a question and im sayin YES PLEASE.

[dickie-birb]

If they don’t fix my heat I might finally loose it and ask Bruce for the emergency fund…don’t make me stoop that low bludhaven..don’t do it to me…..

[haveyouseenbatman]

I saw superman flying above the skies the other day. And he survived. Im surprised that Batman didn’t shoot him down and get mad at him for flying in gotham.

*TRANSMISSION START*

Superman? In Gotham? Well, color me surprised! That is wild! The Batman has always seemed a little protective of Gotham! Tho... I wonder if maybe the Bat has ties to other heroes now? He's been around for at least a year. Perhaps he's gotten a little more lenient with other heroes in his beloved city!

Speaking of super powered people, what do you think Batmans superpowers are? It's been heavily debated on if he even has powers! Personally, I think he's got some kind of super strength! Have you seen the aftermath of his fights? No rumor made up by the GCDP could ever cause collateral damage like that!

If you'd like to call in about your experiences with Batman, feel free to use this blogs ask function! Have YOU seen Batman!?

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[stephanie-spoiler]

The batburger I work out has several health code violations

Whatever, I don’t get paid enough to care

[jack-and-scylla-constantine]

Jack was about to throw a tantrum but when he saw John's tears he moved his little hands to wipe them out

Sowry... ;(

You are bloody bold t' insult an' threaten my fuckin' partner, Sharky. I'd advise against 't.

This wouldn't b' the first time I've harmed family, m' dear son-in-law.

— Astaroth

@d3vils-in-th3-d3tails

Y'ALL ARE ABOUT AS THREATENING AS A TWINK IN SHORT SHORTS

[super-clark]

Here. *Gives Bottle Pop Candy to you*

These are my favorite

@spencerwayne-todd

So many kind people give me food :)

Thank you very much! I do have a bit of a sweet tooth.

[dickie-birb]

Just..just let me kiss him

[henchmen4hiresmiley]

Should i Have That app?

I love it when DC goes full Venture Bros

[princexfgxtham]

Tim: What is it called when you kill a friend? Damian: Homicide. Jason: Murder. Dick: Homiecide.