#DAAAAAMMMNN

[blog-classicalruby]

I hate myself at this point

[for-ships-that-never-sail]

I just love her your honour! 😭😩

Every. time. I see her

I go aaaaaaaaawwww 🥹🥰

And then I go

DAAAAAMMMNN 😍🤤

And it’s like… she’s barely doing anything of note??? (Other than looking like a goddess I guess but whatevs 👀)

I’m just saying…

I’m a happily married grown ass woman, ma’am! What is you doing to my brain??? Why is you always up in hereeeee????? Lollll

[mrsbarnesxxx]

20 questions

A/n: Just a blurb I have no idea what to do with, but it was funny to me.

Warnings: implied, references, and described smut

"Who was your worst shag?" Marlene asks.

"It had to have been Davey. And he wasn't all that bad, just the others were exceptional and he was...well average. He was a decent kisser, but too hesitant. I'm not sure he knew how to please a woman. He was exactly like the stories you're told about your first shag. Painful, quick, and unsatisfying." I explain.

"Have you ever faked an orgasm?" She asks pulling the next question out of the box

"Yes and let me tell you it was the best thing I've ever done." I laugh.

"They bought it?"

"Oh hell no. However, it did lead to me spread out with a man between my legs for an hour telling me never to do it again."

"Daaaaammmnn."

"What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s happened to you during sex?"

"Um...his mum walked in."

"Oh shit."

"And then proceeded to yell down to his father that we were shagging and offered us protection."

"Oh no."

"And then his friend walked in and made a whole scene about how his 'little boy is all grown up'. Which led to the guy I was having sex with having to pull out and chase his friend around the room while I had to make small talk with his mum while I was only covered in a sheet. Then I had to spend the next few weeks with them for the holiday and every morning his mum would give us a rubber."

[rainbowdaisy13]

Taylor told us she wants to to be on RIGHT side of history...she is.

DAAAAAMMMNN GOT HER

[desires-of-chain]

I saw part two of the dick chart and daaaaammmnn you weren't kidding when you implied Twilight's dick being bigger! My guy's got a monster down there! Rip my pussy if he was real. BTW how many more dicks are there left to draw?

He and along with Fierce and Time say 'oh, it gon fit.'

I have 3 more left unless....the people want me to also draw koridai, courage and Fierce's too 👀

[piffany666]

I'd like to reiterate

DAAAAAMMMNN

You got anymore of the Gatorboys in suits..?

(And possibly Ghary??) (;ﾟ∇ﾟ)

I have something BETTER than the Gator Boys in suits (other than @obsidian-lantern, @capitalmaudios, and @dayspriteofficial's magazine covers, cuz those were absolutely top tier 🥵) ...

THE SLAY-TOR BOYS!

[mayonaise-mmm]

I was going through old videos i had saved on my phone and saw one of someone i didnt recognize turned around and made a joke in my head about them having a dumpy but then they turned around and it was me what the fuck

[not-even-god-can-judge-me-now]

GOODBYE I AM DONE

[milquetoast-on-acid]

Olivia about Rebecca Hendrix

Olivia: “No, Elliot. She didn’t think being a cop was good enough so she quit.”

Elliot: “Is that what this is about some sort of inferiority complex?”

Olivia: “You know I get that your on the rebound and everything but if you could keep it out of work that’d be great.”

Don’t worry, Olivia is just over here jealous AF. Which begs the question...you really think that e/o are just like siblings?

[mayhem-moth]

DAAAAAMMMNN THE ATMOSPHERE

beeduo art

i'm not really in the dsmp fandom anymore, but i found this while looking through my older art !!

[thehouseoflamentation]

BRO do you think bc satan and levi are both “serpents” they would have a hemipenis

I mean....they’re demons so anything is possible right??

*sweats* Anon who are you and how did you get in my inner thoughts bc honestly I been wondering the same thing not that i would be against it though *wink wonk*

[claude-debooty]

Hopefully the Holby writers forget about the hideous interior design and fashion choices as quickly as they forget about every other aspect of Henrik’s story line

[cosmic-diaspora]

Daaaaammmnn I just got told LOL

[bootieluvr]

Gaaaaah daaaaammmnn Blueface sexy ass.. that's bae. I want some of that big dick so bad. Sexy ass body nigga. Love that light skin shit. Lil big daddy

[chibivenus]

I know these stats aren't 💯 bc I can't remember everything I've seen over the years but like... daaaaammmnn okay then 😭🤣😂😂

[islndgurl777]

Lmao 1) I was waiting for someone to make a Rick astley joke and 2) DAAAAAMMMNN LIAM!