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dalekofchaos · 25 days ago
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blackcur-rants · 4 months ago
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Random silly headcanons about what the casting would be for a 1980s or 1990s version of “Hazbin Hotel” (This version probably comes out some time between 1987 and 1994, most likely in either 1989 or 1991 and most likely on 28 July 1989 at that, to be quite honest).
01. Jodie Foster as Charlie
02. Steve Martin as Lucifer
03. Robin Wright as Vaggie
04. Robin Williams as Angel Dust
05. Tim Curry as Alastor
06. Keith David as Husk
07. Michael Keaton as Vox
08. Mandy Patinkin as Stolas
09. William Atherton as Blitz
10. Joe Pesci as Fizzarolli
11. Danny de Vito as Moxxie
12. Karen Allen as Velvette
13. Christian Slater as Adam
14. Sigourney Weaver as Lute
15. Shelley Duvall as Niffty
16. Jamie Lee Curtis as Millie
17. Winona Ryder as Loona
18. Kate Winslet as Octavia
19. Ernie Hudson as Asmodeus
20. Robert de Niro as Mammon
21. Linda Hamilton as Carmilla
22. Bruce Campbell as Stryker
23. Kurt Russell as Vortex/Tex
24. Michael Crawford as Sir Pentious
25. Madeline Kahn as Rosie
26. Olivia Newton John as Cherri Bomb
27. Jack Nicholson as Valentino
28. James Earl Jones as Zestial
29. Judi Dench as Sera
30. Linzi Hateley as Emily
31. Martin Mull as Andrealphus
32. Elaine Paige as Stella
Christopher Guest as Paimon
Eddie Bracken as Cash Buckzo
Chris Sarandon as Vassago
Sean Young as Beelzebub
Miriam Margolyes as Mimzie
Jean Marsh as Mrs Mayberry
Pam Ferris as Martha
John Hurt as Lyle Lipton
@cynicalclassicist @carcosa-commune @disregardcanon @lady-asteria @dachi-chan25
@helluvatired @lorethebookworm
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queenofsliferred · 5 months ago
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Due to character limits, this will just be names of my OCs. You can get more information by clicking this link. I welcome nearly any question about my silly mary sues.
Adventure Quest: Chalia
Akira: Kuroda Emi
ATLA: Rimon Suu
Big Bang Theory: Alex Munroe
The Big Chill: Veronica Heather
Big Hero Six: Mati Spence, Masuyo Smith
Bleach: Chikako Aizen, Hotaru Kurosaki, Halcyon Boosalis
Buckaroo Banzai: Sage Spence
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Isolabella Dawson
Cats & Dogs: Aurora Lee Phantasm
Chainsaw Man: Moe Nagamine
Channel Awesome: Avalon SexehTwilight Mary Sue, The Black Widow
Charlie the Unicorn: Jenniffer the Pegasus
Cowboy Bebop: Hazel Prince
Cyberpunk 2077: Himiko Otomo, Vidya "V" Zenith
Danganronpa: Sumire "Owlyn Srebrenka" Hino
Deadly Premonition: Absinthe Maidstone Stonewall MacShakeit, Abigail Maidstone
Death Note: Katherine "K" Kilgore, Melusine "Meruko" Badeaux, Sora Kurohoshi, Jezebel Blackheart, Mitsune Sakura
Devil May Cry: Beatrice Lacrimae, Lavinia Sparda-Amata
Devilman: Astraroth "Astra"
Digimon: Hana Otogi
Disastrous Life of Saiki K: Moemi Saiki
Dragon Age: Coriander Tabris, Craig Cousland, Dove Surana, Lieselotte Brosca, Princess Aeducan, Lovewave Lavellan
Dragon Ball: Remin, Unshiu
Earth Girls Are Easy: Andromevak "Andy"
Eltingville Club: Seraphim "Sera" Herrera
Fallout: None, Nothing
Fate: Cosette Everild-LaAnimus, Delphine Everlid-LaAnimus
Final Fantasy: Jehfa Fakthu
Fire Emblem: Briar, Delshad, Dreamer, Euphemia, Florian Gloucester, Historia, Marguerite Ciar, Primrose Gloucester, Solanine, Wander
Free!: Akira Hanamura
Friday the 13th: Lynn Curtis
Ghostbusters: Aisling Redhead (2016), Aisling Redhead (1986)
Goosebumps: Rosalind "RL" Greene
Gorillaz: Clotilda Culpepper
Grand Budapest Hotel: Cvetka Kovacs
Gundam: Atlus Darkwater, Nnyley Romantica
Halloween: Alice Linklater, Bijou Hart, Brianna Willow-Winters, Dolores Orth, Jason Lee Cranston, Lynn Curtis, Moon n Stars Morris
Harry Potter (All created when I was in middle and high school. This was before JK Rowling shat her diaper. I do not condone Joanne and her hateful bullshit and just wanted to share OCs I made as a kid.) : Akemi Akiyama, Cassandra Finnegan, Harmony Dumbledore, Jaycelynn "Jacky" Lavgine, Kendra Pepper
Independence Day: RL Stineler
Inuyasha: Aihime, Kiki (2004), Kiki Shiina, Usagi Hinode
Jennifer's Body: Christie Fatt Cox
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Fiori Stelline, Jonah Joestar-Angelakos, Kanon "Eileen Diamandis" Shiina, Otome Tanaka, Passion Angelakos, Sakuro Gackt-Myers, Stephanie McCormick
Jujutsu Kaisen: Chidori "Chitose" Iori
Jurassic Park: Anna Rose Morgan, Gillian Mayham, Jen Morris, Joy Tootoosis, JT Malcolm, Marina Malcolm, and Miharu Hamano
Kingdom Hearts: Kitana, Nerissa
Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou: Dazzle Kovacs
The Lorax: Cipher, Avalon and Story
Mario: Princess Velvet
Marvel: Allie N Blumsford, Genesis, Jamie Johnson, Jocasta "Cipher" Macbeth, Makelsolakveder, Zelda Kirkness
Mass Effect: Adette Shepard
Metalocalypse: Maiko "Manko Kechaman" Roberts
Mortal Kombat: Amaya, Emberlynn Augus, Feather Dance, Stryker's Dad, Kandace Stryker, Laytanya Moore, Marina "Monsoon", Kirke
My Hero Academia: Rin Amamiya, Kirameki Sarashina, Youmu Yumemite
Naruto: Akiko Haruno, Asuka Hatake, Hoshiyo Kanmuri, Kazuma Hanamori, Subaru Kanmuri
The Office: Cam Keeper
One Punch Man: Sumika Nagisa
Ouran High School Host Club: Bunko Matsushima, Ryunosuke Kanagawa
The Outsiders: Josephine "Joey" Wiehler, Serenity "SW" Wiehler, Sincerity Travis
Passengers: Dr. Galaxy Pepper
Persona: Jun Adachi, Junya Daidara, Marina, Momoka Mishima, Minako Iori, Sayaka Sakamoto, Stephanie McCormick, Tomoko Nakajima, Hamuko Arisato, Minako Arisato, Rin Amamiya, Yuka Narukami
Pokemon: Amanda, Altreis, Catalina, Dolores "Lolita-chan", Emilia, Isobel "Izzy", Galan, Gabrielle, Gelato, Medee, Muffy, Paloma, Pycal, Tila, Twinkle, Wasabon
Power Rangers: Emi Johnson, Dawn "Milky" Garson, Jacintha Cranson-Park, Lady Johnson, Lady Johnson (2017), Octavia Clearwater, Serena Ryder, Tamsin "Tami" Oliver, Thomas "Tommy" Oliver, Wednesday Neckoway, Yumeko Takahara, Ashton Redhead, Derek Ng, Jaiden Lawliet, Lux Cranston, Morgan Valentine, Nicholas DuBois, Scout Park, Saintan
Rance: Aellae, Ashelotte, Desu, Cosmia
Resident Evil: Ianthe Hawke
Rise of the Guardians: Eros
Riverdale: Winona "Sodapop" Bighetty
Sonic: Blossom, Purple, Jeff, Mango, Mist
SPY x Family: Lyubov
Stardew Valley: Stella
Star Wars: Hiak Ray "Talarth"
Steven Universe: Imperial Topaz, Nokomis Queens
Stranger Things: Heather Ranger
Street Fighter: Neroli
Sugar Sugar Rune: Akiko Sakura, Cerise Incroyable, Sugar Graves
Tezuka: Daiya Mondo, Melody Serendipity
Tokyo Ghoul: Teruko Yumemiya
Touken Ranbu: Kanon Tachibana, Momoe Tachibana, Tokiko Minami
Transformers: Carly Rae Jepsentron
Twin Peaks: Eden Hill
Until Dawn: Moon n Stars Morris, Rosario Hicks
View Askewniverse: Artoo "Ari" Hicks, Alyce Linklater, Bijou "Rhapsody" Hart, Jaycelynne "Squall" Thiffault, Nova Phoenix
Voltron Legendary Defender: Forever, Harper Thiffault
XIN: Myth
YuGiOh: Aikako Hisahama, Airi Sarahi, Hitomi Nakajima, Hotaru Tenjouin, Jason Trudeau, Jaycelynn Trudeau, Kairi Sarahi, Masuyo Tachibana, Momoe Yukimura, Naomi Sarahi, Ringo Hinagiku, Raven Sarahi
YuGiOh GX: Ai Yuki, Aika Hana, Anais Kuroda, Anastasia Rosseau, Emi Jounouchi, Hitomi Nakajima (GX), Jaycelynn Rosseau, Kaori Tenjouin, Katsuro Jounouchi, Marina Mikan, Naomi, Soul Yagami, Yuudai Yuki, Kaori Torimaki, Koden Saotome, Moira Tenjouin
YuGiOh 5Ds: Barbie O'Neil
YuGiOh ARC V: Shinju Sawatari
Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Pepper Culpepper
Crossovers: Jaycelynn Yuki, Aqua Marine, Desu
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In History, Maybe - A coming-of-age story starring Hazel Nylan and her on-again-off-again girlfriend, Stephanie McCormick just trying to make it in the third biggest “city” in Manitoba.
Hazel Nylan , Stephanie McCormick
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Nobody of the Luck - A fantasy-isekai story about depressed popular boy getting sucked into a fantasy themed eroge called Nobody of the Luck and saving the world by accident.
Tristan Stark, Aellae, Freya
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Fractured Faerie Tales - Tristan is sucked into yet another eroge, this time its fairy tale themed.
Tristan, Cendrillion
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RandoRanger - A team of spandex technicolour clad heroes are here to defeat the hentai tentacle monsters!
Masuyo Kusanagi, Ryota Matsuda
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Starry Starry Night - Akiko Valentina constantly wished that she’d take that advice to heart for once in her life. Growing up, it seemed like every wish she’d make would come true. Life should’ve been a breeze… and it was for a while. Her family had won the lottery a few years ago, along with her mother’s seaweed gin distillery taking off which brought the Valentina Family even more fortune. Classes would be cancelled, boys asked her to the dance, her favourite TV shows would suddenly be back even when they were cancelled whenever she seemed to will it. Though, like a bad 90s kids horror series, there was always a cruel twist at the end.
Now living alone in the penthouse apartment her now dead family’s fortune got her, Akiko spends her free time overindulging herself in luxury, to distract herself from the dark. Things had gotten stale after two years of spoiling herself rotten.
“I wish something would happen in my boring life.”
One night, she’s approached by a stranger on the way home from partying…
Amber “Akiko” Valentina, Akira Angelus, Blair Princeton, Charles Broadmoor, Cheyenne Princeton, Fafnir, Gaylene, Kirk Grimme, Nyarou, Thorn
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Fairy Ring - A small town on the border of southern Manitoba that hides some magical secrets.
Antigone, “Kisecawchuck”, Dorothy, Carly, David Young, Abigail Maidstone
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Roseburough - A city with a dark past–its first settlers were a group of cultist for a demon of lust–that has a proclivity for less than pure activities.
Amelie, Anita Wood, Aurora, Circe, Dani Michaels, Daniel Michaels, Eitaro Satou, Emiri Satou, Genesis “Genni” Jones, Joey Spence
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Eidolons and Eudaemonia -Eudaimonia is a world where each country worships a particular element. Each country has a temple and a candle that must be lit at all times to prevent a calamity. Its said that the candles represent hope, the one thing that kept ‘humanity’ going after the first calamity. Every few centuries, new candles must be created and infused with magic and blessings from each country before being placed in the temples and lit. It’s a ritual that has been carried on long before the formation of the Church of the Star Bringer, which eventually took control of candle duties. 
Team Disatisfaction: Anita, Arlis, Milk, Opal, Rubia, Vesta, The Artist
Lovewave
The Demon Lords: Lovena
Kuroi
Mizuka
Magical Flower Maidens: Anemone, Cassiane, Ione, Renthe, Sayuri, Zinnia
Tristan's Party: Tristan, Akihime, Plum and Peaches.
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Story-less OCs:
Stephanie "Desu" McCormick, Stephen "Boku" McCormick, Aisling McCormick
Rhubarb
Mermaid Squad: Arctic, Sea Bunny, Goffik
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nevaryadl · 4 years ago
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Jacqui and Takeda take their daughter around to practice saying names, part 1, part 2, [part 3] cw: long post/, happy crying, mildly implied strykabal
"When in Outworld..."
"Ba... ba-rock-gah?"
Baraka did not even seem to care that his name was getting butchered, just looking at the little one in his lap with his eye slits blown wide and purring deep and loud as he seemed to happily let her feel his arm. Thankfully she knew that 'points' were usually bad to touch and avoiding the tips of the spines on his arms, but feeling along the toughened Tarkatan hide and the base of the spines and feeling the different structure of his arm that came with the arm blades.
Rain and Skarlet seemed to be just as enamored by their little girl. Though while Skarlet was openly enthralled, Rain was merely watching her and clearly ready to welcome her if she wanted to come see him next. However, for the moment, the little one seemed utterly enthralled with Baraka's arms and Baraka seemed too happy to indulge her.
"She's gotten so big!" Skarlet beamed.
"Yeah, she's human so she's gonna grow fast compared to kids from your guys' races," Jacqui said, trying to not be anxious about her little girl around a sharpy and pointy Tarakatan. Baraka being careful or not, it just made her antsy.
"Even so young, you can tell she has marvelous bone structure. She is going to grow up to be stunning," Rain hummed.
"Just like her mom," Takeda said, grinning when Jacqui gave him a playful little shove.
Deciding to be his usual petty self, Rain formed a water ball in mid air and that drew the little girl's attention, climbing out of Baraka's lap to come see Rain and the water ball. Baraka pouted, growling low and his throat as Rain looked oh so smug for getting a two year old's attention. Rain was able to easily scoop her up and hold her as she made grabbing motions at the ball of water that he kept hovering before her.
"Hey, can you say 'rain'?" Takeda tried.
"Rain," The little one said, reaching for the orb and giggling as her fingers hit water and came back soaked.
"Can you say 'Skarlet'?" Jacqui tried.
"Scar-met," The little one said sounded out.
Despite the mispronunciation, Skarlet still cooed at the sweet child and Jacqui and Takeda still beamed.
~*~
"Oh but you are precious," Jade cooed as she held the little one in her arms.
"What a little dear," Li Mei smiled.
They had, regrettably missed Jade when they had come around to meet the Edenians. Thankfully the had finally managed to get her before they left Outworld, along with Li Mei. The two were more than happy to meet the little one, both hopelessly enamored with her when she stood at Jade's knees, lifted up her soft little hands and asked 'up! up!'.
"We're doing the rounds, trying to get her saying peoples' names now that she's starting to talk more, also she's got a lot of found family she's going to see at one point or another," Jacqui offered. "Speaking of which... baby girl can you say 'Jade'?"
"Jaaa-de," She said, drawing on the 'a' a little too long, but grinning regardless when Jade beamed.
"One more, can we get two for two? Can you say 'Li-Mei'?" Takeda asked her.
"Lee... May," The little one said.
"Very good!" Li-Mei beamed, making the little one giggle happily.
"Our girl is gonna be eloquent like no one's business," Jacqui grinned.
~*~
"Let's see... Commander Blade, Mister Cage, Ermac, Kitana, Mileena, Sindel, Grandmaster Hasashi, Grandmaster Kuai Liang, Bi-Han, Baraka, Rain and Skarlet," Takeda rattled off as they took a break back on Special Forces base. It was lunch time and their little girl needed to eat, to which she was eagerly doing, having had a full day already.
"Kotal Kahn, Erron Black, I don't think we can count Ferra and Torr but honestly babe... I really don't want them near our kid again..."
"No, no. Not again," Takeda agreed before handing an apple slice to an eager little hand. "Jesus that was scary."
"Yeah... let's see... the White Lotus lads next? Probably also Nightwolf since he's always over there now that things are calm."
"Yeah, we can grab Jin too, since he's been training more there recently. And Kai. That means we still need to make time for... Cassie, Frost, Kabal, Stryker--"
"What about us?"
They both turned to look and then offer smiles and greetings to the two older men, inviting them to sit with them. Of course both men were happy to see the little one, the little one forgetting her lunch at the prospect of new people. Something that Jacqui and Takeda figured was fine for a few moments, especially when she eagerly went over to Kabal, who seemed rather shy under the attention, even if the little one hardly blinked twice at the extensive burn scars on his exposed skin.
"We're taking our little girl around, doing evil things," Jacqui beamed as her little girl bullied her way into Kabal's lap, who seemed very emotionally wrecked already that this little girl was not one bit but off by his appearance. "Huh, ain't that right baby girl? Took down Scorpion AND Sub-Zero, all by her little self."
"Oh jeez," Stryker laughed.
The little one pointed at Kabal.
"Oh boy, honey--" Stryker started, always ready to direct questions away from Kabal's skin.
"No, no. This is the evil thing we've been doing all day," Takeda grinned, before ducking his head down a bit to address his daughter. "Uncle Kabal."
"Uncle Kah-ka-ball!" The little one chimed happily.
Kabal croaked, eyes watering as the little girl just beamed happily. He put a hand to his mouth as Stryker 'd'aww'ed at the adorable sight.
"No so fast, former cop," Jacqui smirked, before getting her little girl's attention and pointing at Stryker. "Uncle Curtis."
"Uncle Curt-us!"
"Oh god," Stryker croaked out, eyes watering and putting his face in his hands.
"Baby girl gets two more kills to the count!" Takeda laughed.
"Stone cold, aintcha princess?" Jacqui grinned, leaning over to give her girl a peck on top of her cute little head.
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information-is-lost · 3 years ago
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SOONER OR LATER THE WORLD WILL COME TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
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botslayer · 5 years ago
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The questions raised in MK11′s story mode:
So here's everything as it came up in order, in my mind just as I was thinking of things, SUPER heavy spoilers ahead, I just want the fan consensus, please help a confused fan get his bearings, why does everyone praise this story mode when I'm just seeing more holes than a cheese grater? 1. If Gods are immune to Kronika's time tampering, How does she stop Shinnok's blood, which was still pouring from his neck, from flowing on that table? I know this one may be a bit nitpicky but that's just a little one that sticks out and is very visually present. 2. Where do the Kollector's people come from? Probably Outworld but pulling yet another species from thin air for that realm is kinda cheap, okay? 3. Why does everyone from the past look so different from how they did in MK9? It's like jarringly different, especially when Kung Lao JUST supposedly beat down the deadly alliance, something that is only established to happen in the reboot timeline. So what happened there? (Other cosmetic changes would take too long to point out individually, so I won't.) 4. Follow up, there must be a pretty big time gap for Johnny, Sonya, and Jax, because Jax has his mech arms but in the MK2 ark of MK9, he had to be rushed out of Outworld because Ermac blew his real arms off. 5. Follow up 2, why does Jax seem to have deaged? In MK9 he looked to be about thirty+ Whereas here he looks like a really big Twenty-something, his arms are even different. So what happened there? 6. Why does Dark Raiden vanish? The game throws out the explanation that "Immortals" operate on a different timescale, more or less, but if he's unaffected by other time distortions, how was he pulled forward in the first place? 7. Why aren't more people from either side, including Smoke, Quan Chi, Shang Tsung, Reptile, Ermac, Goro, Mileena, and Kintaro, ALL OF WHOM (Save for Smoke) are Loyal to Shao Kahn, not also summoned into the arena? And "She can only summon people who are still alive" isn't a workable answer because of Baraka, Skarlet and Shao Kahn himself. She later says that she's finding people not happy with the course of history, but I doubt two of the most ambitious characters in the series (The Deadly alliance) would be all that happy about being dead. Nor, I'd wager, would Kintaro or Goro, form the prideful warrior race of dragon people? 8. Why is future Erron Black completely mute? Yeah. In every scene he's in (a few different ones in the coliseum) he never says anything but past Erron has loads of dialogue. 9. How does Raiden know about there being other Temporal nonsense going on elsewhere in not just the realm he's in, but Earthrealm? I know he's Earthrealm's protector but how in the high heaven does he know? 10.As a Little one: How is it that past Johnny is sitting on the other side of the room looking at his nails and then is immediately walking by Sonya and Jax with future Johnny? She was looking in kind of the same direction but how quickly did this guy get up to pull that off? 11.Raiden says he's been getting the premonitions for "MONTHS" But MK9 established pretty roundly that he only got them night one of the 10th tournament. Now, by the time of the MK2 ark in MK9, no more than a week or two could have passed, at least as presented, so how does that make any sense? (I will elaborate if asked but this is already long enough) 12. Why does past Jade have an English accent and why does Revenant Jade not? (Other voice inconsistencies from within this trilogy would take to long to point out, so again, this is just persistent for all of them.) 13. The Cyber Lin Kuei (Who I will call "Tekunin" from here on out because I just like that better) are still a thing, Kronika pulled Sektor into the present too, I can buy that. But why not also try and recruit another realm like Seido? Imagine having Hotaru and the help of his forces. It'd make for some cool scenes, especially at the end when all the Oni are fighting Raiden's army, it'd make things a lot more chaotic, which would look cooler. Why not Chaos realmers? Zaterrans? Vampires? Centaurs? Kytinn? She brought the Tarkatans back completely so how hard would any of these other virtually extinct armies be harder to bring back and sway to her side in comparison? What about the Red Dragon? 14. Raiden apparently knows some of the history of this altered timeline which just makes me wonder how much he could realistically be briefed on, especially when he reacts with shock when he finds out that Sub-zero is friends with Hanzo Hasashi. And yes, the Cyber Initiative was a thing in MK9 but Sektor wasn't the grandmaster when that was going on or when Raiden and co were pulled from time. So what does he know and not know? And why did no one think "That crazy fire ninja is on our side" Was worthwhile info? 15. Why isn't Noob just the past one? He straight up says that he survived the soulnado, not that he's a different version. He never showed up live in the comics so it makes zero sense for him to have full stop survived. 16. How does ripping out two bundles of wire "Reformat" anything? 17. Future Kano references the idea of the Black Dragon being on top of "Not just the black market, Every market." What does that even mean? Is there gonna be a black dragon funded super corporation? That'd be cool, TBH. Shame that's never elaborated on. 18. When Kronika freezes time, is it only local? Or does it hit an entire Realm? Because in the scene where she's talking with Future Jax, and come to think of it, the one with Shinnok's head, What the hell is her bubble of influence? 19. Jade mentions Sheeva "Respecting Kitana's opinion more than anyone else's." Where, At all, in either timeline was that ever represented? Because up to now, if memory serves, their only real interactions were Sheeva telling Kitana to suck it up and die with honor in MK9. 20. What up with Jade's Retcon into being Kotal's girl? It's just kinda weird. 21. When and how did Revenant jade learn to control giant bugs? 22. What is Cetrion even the god of? Raiden, and later Kitana, mention she's a god of Virtue but why then is she able to control the Earth? "Elder god" Maybe but Raiden in the OG timeline got that title at the end of MK 4, then stepped down and he was no more powerful for it but that seems to be what happened with Cetrion, IDK. 23. How far back did Kronika have to pull Past Kano and Kabal from? Because Kabal is still apparently working for the black dragon, whatever age she got him from, but he still has his post-burn super speed. 24. What was the point of blowing Sektor up other than to just lose a major power player for your own side? 25. (Ultimate nitpick on this one) Why is Skarlet and one line from Baraka speaking Tarkatan the only ones that get subtitles? Why not just either A. Say it in English, which they seem to understand enough of, or B. Just not add these translations if they aren't translating the rest of the Tarkatan speech we see? What is the point? "So we understand it." I think you're underestimating people's ability to get the concept of "They said a thing, they did a thing, that must be what was said." 26. In the fight with the Tarkatans, How did Liu Kang and Kung Lao have the time to change back into monk clothes? Where was Kung Lao keeping his hat? 27. What the hell was Shao's last name? at a time "Kahn" was probably just the answer until it became retconned to mean "Emperor of Outworld." But what was his full name? I'm honestly curious, less of a nitpick, more of a "Hm." 28. Why does Future Kano feel a hit to the gut? I understand Johnny's Scar in one way or another, but a hit to the gut, painful as it is, especially when he's showing no sign of feeling any of Past Kano's minor injuries, shouldn't feel like anything after 25ish years. 29. Why does Future Kano have a delayed reaction to "Death by Missing hunk of brain?" The wound instantly manifests but he stands and seems to try to talk for a few seconds before collapsing into sand. Wouldn't it make more sense for him to rot into nothing really fast? Then again, Time travel is always a nightmare in any media that attempts to talk about it. 30. How does Revenant Kabal mistake Past Jax for Future Jax? 31. When Scorpion saves Hanzo, why didn't he just split D'vorah's skull with one strike? Two in a pinch? If he's putting enough force behind it to cut her stabby limbs off, or just generally be a useful assassin, why not just go for the neck even? (This one was answered on a reddit post I made, so whatever) 32. Why doesn't Scorpion just surrender when he goes to the Fire Gardens? Wouldn't it be best to just sit down inoffensively and wait for people to show up? Even if Sub-Zero wants to fight, he could just put his hands up and start disarming himself, Not beat the Holy Snot out of Sub-Zero. 33. If Kronika can just appear out of thin air, freeze all the humans in a given location, and pluck one from the ground, why not just use one of her minions like Geras or Cetrion to help kill them all while they're frozen? 34. Kronika mentions "Playing out all possible Scenarios." How many resets have you done, lady? Millions, I'd wager. How has your utter defeat not come up at least one other time? 35. Where are revenant Nightwolf, Sindel, Smoke, and Stryker during all of this? I find it deathly strange that Kronika couldn't find a use for FOUR undead super warriors. At least three and a bloke with military and police backgrounds that make things like strategy a bit easier, probably. 36.Kronika just MAKES a massive battleship or two, so what was the point of Cetrion building the bridge or asking Kharon to help in the first place? Just make a boat. Barring that, D'vorah mentioned that all she had to do was render Kharon unable to help Raiden's forces during Kharon's introduction. Why not just kidnap him, load him onto a boat, tie him to an anchor, and then just drop him in the blood sea? Rather than this "Slowly torture" BS. 37. How does Future Jax yeet himself onto the upper deck of one of the ferries? 38. Frost says that Raiden "Ignored her, her entire life." Since when is she the Tsundere of the MK universe? Or more seriously: Is this a line that only makes sense when you read the comics? 39. Why would the Tekunin be rigged to Frost's brainwaves? One good conk upside the noggin, or stab, shot, what have you, and what? Do they all drop dead? 40. Why does Past Kang live through having his own soul stolen, something that is always instantly fatal throughout the series? 41. How does Revenant Liu Kang yeet himself off a small boat and onto one of the ferries full stop?
And that's everything, any answers are appreciated. Am I being nitpicky with a few of these? Probably, Do I care? Not so much. I’m just getting sick of people praising this story when THIS MANY holes are present. 
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edgeyberzerker · 8 years ago
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Edgey Plays Mortal Kombat: Stryker Edition
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What the MK character(s) that you want to bang say about you: Male edition *I'll do Female characters later today or sometime tomorrow
Note: this is all a joke/me calling myself out so please don't take this seriously! Without further ado, time for me to expose y'all *nsfw-ish
Liu Kang: World harsh and cold, tibbies soft and warm
Kung Lao: You're a Dom who wants a bratty Sub
Johnny Cage: You're bi and touch starved
Kano: You have massive daddy issues that you never found a healthy coping mechanism for
Raiden: You have massive daddy issues that you DID find a healthy coping mechanism for
Jax: Honestly, you just wanna be held
Fujin: You've been dating assholes for years and now you want a change of pace
Scorpion: You take the term "playing with fire" a little too seriously and now you have a wax kink
Sub-Zero: Cold hands turn you on for some reason
Shao Kahn: see Kano but add on having a master/slave kink
Rain: You're a sub
Noob Saibot: Never left your emo phase
Kabal: You want someone who's down for getting Taco Bell at 3:00 A.M.
Kung Jin: You want somebody to talk shit about everyone else with
Takeda (I'm sorry if I spelled this wrong): You want someone that you can spoil the shit out of
Kenshi: You want somebody to grow old with and knit sweaters for
Erron Black: You like the Wattpad version of Bad Boys
Geras: You want someone who can and WILL destroy you on command
Curtis Stryker: "hasn't he been through enough?" Is a common saying for you
Kotal: Your parents never told you that they were proud of you
Mokap: You were a theater kid
Meat: You were THAT kid
Baraka: Beginner monster fucker
Smoke: You have social anxiety
Sektor: You thrive off of other's approval
Cyrax: You're the parent of your friend group
Reptile: Beginner monster fucker 2: Electric Boogaloo
Shang Tsung: You wish that you were apart of Lemon Party
Goro: Congratulations, you've now reached Intermediate monster fucker
Nightwolf: you're either went through a Zodiac phase or a Cryptid phase as a kid (I'm only saying this because every Nightwolf simp I've met went through one of those phases)
Hydro: You're cultured and look beyond one version of a story
Kintaro: Pyro Furry
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blackdragonturds · 4 years ago
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Why thank you, doll! Its a very fun idea! <3  Without further ado, Mortal Kombat headkanon #8: “You and your Kombatant sweetie playing Mariokart!” Kano: Kano is a super competitive racer and is always willing to try every method there is to win. Expect lots of cursing and blueshells as he races past. Expect to be called a “bloke,” “Bloody wanker” and the “C” word a lot. (Hint: rhymes with  blunt). He never backs down from a challenge either. Probably likes to race as either Bowser Jr. or Wario. Kabal: Being he probably lives in an apartment with some stuff he brought with from his cop days on Earth, he probably likes to play video games on his spare time. He likes to pick the fastest racer because of his need for speed. He enjoys to play with you if you and him are dating and he finds it fun, as long as it isn’t Rainbow Road. He likes to play with Sonic when he has his chance to pick his racer. Liu Kang: Liu isn’t much of a gamer so expect lots of him falling off the racetrack, going the wrong way or losing track of where he’s going. He moves his body with playing which is in some ways adorable. He screams in frustration if he gets hit with shells or slips on bananas, and mainly would play as either Luigi or Bowser. 
Bo’ Rai Cho: He likes to play this with you and Raiden a lot, as a way to establish friendly dominance. He brings lots of snacks and junk food when its a date to play and never fails to entertain. He likes to play as baby Mario or Wario for the joke of it and has a thing for teasing Raiden with the banana peels. He also likes to eat while holding his controller for him to focus. When it comes to victory he is no pushover.  Raiden: Raiden enjoys to play with his friend Bo’ and you on a saturday night with nothing else to do. Most likely, he would enjoy to race as either Luigi or Rosalina. He likes to use his hat as a bowl when Bobo offers snacks and to rest his controller into when it comes to recording victories. He likes using the powerups to his advantage and enjoys a friendly rivalry when it comes to the tallies of victories. Erron Black: Erron isn’t much of a gamer either but he enjoys playing with you regardless. He purposefully lets you win because he doesn’t understand the controls. Like Liu kang, he moves his body with the motion from the tv as well. He likes to see you smile when you cross the finish line and its more than enough to make him happy to play with you. He most likely would play as either Didi Kong or Yoshi.  Stryker: Curtis is a huge fan of competition. In his days on earth with Kabal as cops, they probably had a little man cave to play video games, drink beer, ect. He’d be more than happy to go a few rounds with you and friends so get the party started! He would likely play as a Koopaling or Bowser. He would bring lots of snacks from his man cave and beer as fuel for the competition ahead. He’s a friendly competitor playing for fun and as competition. He would also use the blueshell on you on purpose to meaningfully kick you from first place as a way to establish dominance too.
Thanks so much for the suggestion Pinstripe! Pleasure to assist!
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tellusepisode · 4 years ago
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi |
X-Men Origins: Wolverine is a American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics fictional character Wolverine. It is the fourth installment of the X-Men film series, the first installment of the Wolverine trilogy within the series, and a spin-off prequel to X-Men (2000). The film was directed by Gavin Hood, written by David Benioff and Skip Woods, and produced by Hugh Jackman, who stars as the titular character, alongside Liev Schreiber, Danny Huston, Dominic Monaghan, and Ryan Reynolds. The film’s plot details Wolverine’s childhood as James Howlett, his time with Major William Stryker’s Team X, the bonding of Wolverine’s skeleton with the indestructible metal adamantium during the Weapon X program and his relationship with his half-brother Victor Creed.
In 1845, James Howlett, a boy living in Canada, witnesses his father being killed by groundskeeper Thomas Logan. Anxiety activates the boy’s mutation: bone claws protrude from his knuckles and he impales Thomas, who reveals that he is James’ birth father before dying. James flees along with Thomas’ other son Victor Creed, who is James’ half-brother and has a sharp claw-nails and healing factor mutation like James. They spend the next century as soldiers, fighting in the American Civil War, both World Wars and the Vietnam War in 1973.
In Vietnam, the increasingly violent Victor attempts to rape a Vietnamese woman and kills a senior officer who tries to stop him. James returns to Victor upon the commotion, and ignorant of his brother’s intent, he rushes to defend him. This results in the pair being sentenced to execution by firing squad, which they survive due to their mutant healing abilities. Major William Stryker approaches them in military custody and offers them membership in Team X, a group of mutants including expert marksman Agent Zero, katana-wielding Wade Wilson, John Wraith, super-strong and invulnerable Fred Dukes and technopath Chris Bradley. They join the team for a few missions, with James using the alias Logan, but Victor and the group’s lack of empathy for human life causes Logan to leave.
Director: Gavin Hood
Writers: David Benioff (screenplay), Skip Woods (screenplay)
Stars: Hugh Jackman, Liev Schreiber, Ryan Reynolds, Will.i.am, Taylor Kitsch, Lynn Collins, Danny Huston
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►Cast:
Hugh Jackman…Logan / WolverineLiev Schreiber…Victor CreedDanny Huston…StrykerWill.i.am…John WraithLynn Collins…Kayla SilverfoxKevin Durand…Fred DukesDominic Monaghan…Chris Bradley / BoltTaylor Kitsch…Remy LeBeauDaniel Henney…Agent ZeroRyan Reynolds…Wade WilsonTim Pocock…Scott SummersJulia Blake…Heather HudsonMax Cullen…Travis HudsonTroye Sivan…JamesMichael-James Olsen…Young VictorPeter O’Brien…John HowlettAaron Jeffery…Thomas LoganAlice Parkinson…Elizabeth HowlettPhilip A. Patterson…Firing Squad LeaderAnthony Gee…Carnival GuyAdelaide Clemens…Carnival GirlKarl Beattie…School ChildTom O’Sullivan…Logging SupervisorMyles Pollard…PhelanStephen Anderton…MarcuseChris Sadrinna…Van MierSeptimus Caton…BartenderMatthew Dale…SurgeonNathin Butler…Male Nurse #1Peter Barry…Male Nurse #2David Ritchie…Dr. CorneliusAsher Keddie…Dr. Carol FrostSocratis Otto…Lead Technician – Alkali LakeStephen Leeder…General MunsonJames D. Dever…Platoon LeaderMartin Obuga…Muttering ManRita Afua Connell…Nervous African WomanJohn Shrimpton…Stryker AideHenry Browne…CurtisTahyna MacManus…Kayla’s Sister / EmmaDaniel Negreanu…Poker PlayerAlexandra Davies…Woman of the NightDon Battee…Huge DoormanEvan Sturrock…Drunken Man In AlleyRob Flanagan…Amoured Humvee DriverHakeem Kae-Kazim…African BusinessmanAlison Araya…TeacherEric Breker…Special Forces CommanderEileen Bui…Vietnamese ChildAdrian G. Griffiths…Hunter #1 (as Adrian Hughes)Byron Chief-Moon…Hunter #2Mike Dopud…Vietnam Army OfficerBeatrice King…Waitress (as Beatrice Ilg)Kanako Takegishi…WaitressPanou…Tank SoldierJohnson Phan…Vietnamese ManElizabeth Thai…Vietnamese WomanJade Tang…Mutant Twin #1Joelle Tang…Mutant Twin #2Warwick Young…Helicopter PilotApril Elleston-Enahoro…Ororo Munroe (scenes deleted)Scott Adkins…Weapon XIJames Crabtree…MedicSusan Glaze-Harper…PedestrianDennis Kreusler…SoldierAndrew Maciver…SoldierGideon Mzembe…MutantPaul Padagas…WardenChris Polzot…MutantChaz Smith…Bourbon Street RevelerTerry Lee Smith…Bourbon Street PartierDerek Steen…SoldierSuzie Steen…Carnival MomPatrick Stewart…Professor Charles XavierIan Thompson…School Bus DriverElizabeth Tranchant…PedestrianJosh Dean Williams…Soldier
Sources: imdb & wikipedia
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Mortal Kombat fancast(new)
Simu Liu as Liu Kang
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Glenn Powell as Johnny Cage
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Charlize Theron as Sonya Blade
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Ken Watanabe as Raiden
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Henry Golding as Sub-Zero/Noob Saibot/Bi-Han
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Andrew Koji as Scorpion
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Manu Benett as Kano
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Rory McCann as Goro
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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as SHang Tsung(Old, WHO ELSE???)
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Tony Leung as Shang Tsung(Young)
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Bill Skarsgard as Reptile
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Iko Uwais as Kung Lao
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Aldis Hodge as Jackson "Jax" Briggs
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Elodie Yung as Kitana/Milenena
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Zoe Saldana as Jade
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Harry Shum Jr. as Sub-Zero/Kuai-Liang
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Justin H. Min as Smoke
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Brian Tee as Sektor
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Chiwetel Ejiofor as Cyrax
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Scott Adkins as Baraka
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Conan Stevens as Kintaro
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Dave Bautista as Shao Kahn
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Eugene Brave Rock as Nightwolf
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John Cena as Stryker
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Jon Bernthal as Kabal
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Michelle Yeoh as Sindel
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Jade Cargill as Sheeva
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Nathan Jones as Motaro
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Doug Jones as Ermac
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Because of Tumblr's stupid 30 picture limit, I cannot add more pictures, so here’s the rest.
Larry Lam as Rain
Jonathan Patrick Foo as Chameleon
Karen Fukuhara as Khameleon
Jet Li as Fujin
Sonoya Mizuno as Sareena
Brenda Song as Kia
Javicia Leslie as Jataaka
Anna Diop as Tanya
Jai Courtney as Jarek
Karl Urban as Reiko
Mads Mikkelsen as Shinnok
Hoon Lee as Quan Chi
Benedict Wong as Bo Rai Cho
Lewis Tan as Kenshi
Yvonne Chapman as Li Mei
Emma Myers as Frost
Peter Mensah as Drahmin
Derek Mears as Moloch
Charles Melton as Mavado
Ron Yuan as Hsu Hao
Alexandra Daddario as Nitara
Gordon Liu as Shujinko
Constance Wu as Ashrah
Donnie Yen as Hotaru
Daniel Wu as Dairou
Mahershala Ali as Darrius
Matt Smith as Havik
Dominic Sherwood as Kobra
Kristen Stewart as Kira
Tony Todd as Onaga
Ian McKellen as Argus
Eva Green as Delia
Tom Hardy as Taven
Mark Strong as Daegon
Ron Pearlman as Blaze
Jessica Henwick as Skarlet
Milly Alcock as Cassie Cage
Delainey Hayles as Jacqui Briggs
Mackenyu as Takeda Takahashi
Ludi Lin as Kung Jin
Winston Duke as Kotal Kahn
Tao Okamoto as D’Vorah
Jensen Ackles as Erron Black
Dafne Keen and Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson as Ferra/Torr
Tony Jaa as Tremor
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Geras
Emily Blunt as Cetrion
Tilda Swinton as Kronika
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ao3feed-bnha-girls · 5 years ago
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Jigsaw Reborn
Jigsaw Reborn by AidanTheCrab
After trying to end his life; Izuku wakes up from a five month coma confused, scared, and unable to remember what brought him there. After a year of being trapped in the hospital, He's had enough, in an act of anger and spite, he breaks out of the hospital. If he's not allowed to be a hero, he'll just become the next best thing
Words: 3964, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV), Luke Cage (TV), Jessica Jones (TV), Iron Fist (TV)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: F/F, F/M
Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko, Tokage Setsuna, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yaoyorozu Momo's Mother, Frank Castle, Dinah Madani, Amy Bendix, Curtis Hoyle, David "Micro" Lieberman, Matt Murdock, Karen Page, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson, Foggy Nelson's Family, Claire Temple, Madame Gao (Marvel), Wilson Fisk, Lester | Benjamin "Dex" Poindexter, Luke Cage, Willis Stryker, Danny Rand, Jessica Jones, Original Characters
Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Tokage Setsuna, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight/Midoriya Inko, Franklin "Foggy" Nelson/Marci Stahl
Additional Tags: Angst, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicidal Midoriya Izuku, Fluff, Eventual Smut, Vigilante Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, I'm Bad At Tagging
Read Here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/23265031
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mlynnproperexposure · 5 years ago
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Timeline History of Photography
1. Before 16th Century: Camera obscuras used to form images on walls in darkened rooms; image formation via a pinhole
2. 17th century: Camera obscuras in frequent use by artists and made portable in the form of sedan chairs
3. 1727: Professor J. Schulze
4. 1800: Thomas Wedgwood
5. 1816: Nicéphore Niépce
6. 1826: Niépce (the first photograph)
7. 1834: Henry Fox Talbot
8. 1837: Louis Daguerre
9. 1839: First “selfie”
10. 1840: First fake photograph
11. 1841: Calotype
12. 1851: Frederick Scott Archer, Collodion process
13. 1853: Nadar (Felix Toumachon)
14. 1854: Adolphe Disderi
15. 1855: Stereoscopic Photography
16. 1855-57: AmbroTypes/Tintypes
17. 1861: Scottish physicist James Clerk-Maxwell
18. 1861-65: Mathew Brady
19. 1868: Ducas de Hauron
20. 1870: William Jackson
21. 1870: Tim O'Sullivan.
22. 1871: R.L. Maddox Dry Plate Process
23. 1877: Eadweard Muybridge
24. 1880: George Eastman
25. 1888: First Kodak camera
26. 1890: Jacob Riis
27. 1900: Kodak Brownie
28. 1902: Alfred Stieglitz
29. 1902: ”Photo Secessionist"
30. 1906: Edward Curtis
31. 1907: First commercial color film
32. 1909: Lewis Hine
33. 1914: Oscar Barnack
34. 1917: Nippon Kogaku K.K.
35. 1921: Man Ray and Rayograms
36. 1925: André Kertész
37. 1928: Albert Renger-Patzsch
38. 1931: Development of strobe photography by Harold
39. ("Doc") Edgerton at MIT
40. 1932- Ansel Adams,
41. Margaret Bourke-White
42. Imogen Cunningham,
43. Willard Van Dyke,
44. Edward Weston
45. Group f/64
46. 1932- Henri Cartier-Bresson
47. 1933: Brassaï publishes Paris de nuit
48. 1934: Fuji Photo Film
49. 1935: Roy Stryker to run a historical section.
50. Walker Evans,
51. Dorothea Lange,
52. Arthur Rothstein,
53. Roman Vishniac
54. Margaret Bourke-White,
55. Robert Capa,
56. Carl Mydans,
57. W. Eugene Smith
58. First Space Photograph (1946)
59. 1947: Magnum picture agency
60. 1948: Hasselblad in Sweden offers its first mediumformat
61. SLR for commercial sale; Pentax in Japan
62. introduces the automatic diaphragm; Polaroid sells
instant black and white film
63. 1949: East German Zeiss develops the Contax S,
64. first SLR with an unreversed image in a pentaprism
viewfinder
65. 1955: Edward Steichen curates Family of Man
66. exhibit at New York's Museum of Modern Art
67. 1957: First digital photograph
68. 1959: Nikon F introduced
69. 1960: Garry Winogrand
70. 1963: First color instant film developed by Polaroid;
71. 1970: William Wegman
72. 1972: 110-format cameras introduced by Kodak with
73. a 13x17mm frame
74. 1973: C-41 color negative process introduced, replacing C-22
75. 1975: Nicholas Nixon
76. 1976: First solo show of color photographs at the
77. Museum of Modern Art
78. 1977: Cindy Sherman
79. 1977: Jan Groover
80. 1978: Hiroshi Sugimoto
81. 1980: Elsa Dorfman
82. 1985: Minolta Maxxum
83. 1985: In the American West by Richard Avedon
84. 1987: The popular Canon EOS system introduced
85. 1990: Adobe Photoshop released.
86. 1991: Kodak DCS-100, first digital SLR, a modified
87. Nikon F3
88. 1992: Kodak introduces PhotoCD
89. 1993: Mary Ellen Mark publishes book documenting
life in an Indian circus.
90. 1999: Nikon D1 SLR, 2.74 megapixel for $6000, first
91. ground-up DSLR design by a leading manufacturer.
92. 2000: Camera phone introduced in Japan by Sharp/
93. J-Phone
94. 2001: Polaroid goes bankrupt
95. 2003: Four-Thirds standard for compact digital SLRs
96. introduced with the Olympus E-1; Canon Digital
97. Rebel introduced for less than $1000
98. 2004: Kodak ceases production of film cameras
99. 2005: Canon EOS 5D, first consumer-priced full-frame
digital SLR, with a 24x36mm CMOS sensor for $3000;
100. 2005: Portraits by Rineke Dijkstra
101. 2006: first goPro
102. 2007: first iPhone
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jazzviewswithcjshearn · 5 years ago
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Dave Stryker: Eight Track III (Strikezone, 2019)
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Dave Stryker: guitar; Stefon Harris: vibraphone; Jared Gold: organ; McClenty Hunter: drums; Mayra Casales: congas & percussion (#2-3, 6-9).
Guitarist Dave Stryker's Eight Track series of albums have been a huge hit with audiences since the original recording in  2014.  The premise is simple-- Stryker and his well oiled quartet with organist Jared Gold, drummer McClenty Hunter and vibraphonist Stefon Harris look at classic 70's soul and pop pieces that are well known to the general public, in addition pieces the guitarist grew up with.  The music of that 70's era in particular, when looking at the work of Curtis Mayfield, Stevie Wonder, The Temptations, and Steely Dan (all represented in this collection) share a very specific attention to detailed harmonies that allow jazz musicians to really let go when gleaning the improvisational details.  The desire to complete the triage of albums was suggested by Stefon Harris in the summer of 2018, and the quartet aided by percussionist Myra Casales  on several numbers(last appearing on Messin With Mr. T) delivers on all fronts.  Harris reprises his role for the third go round, where he was replaced by Steve Nelson on the second album.
Stryker has always been able to excel at  great melody, and they flow thick on the present collection. The take on “Papa Was a Rolling Stone” from The Temptations classic All Directions (Gordy, 1972) is remarkable for it's ability to hint and imply the entire complex orchestration with just the quintet over the course of seven and a half minutes.  Gold and Hunter keep the groove steady as Casales' atmospheric shakers, heavily reverbed woodblocks lay another textural layer while the guitarist and vibraphone play the famous melody.  Stryker spins a solo of deep conviction carefully crafted for tension and release, Gold's tremolo'd B-3 wafts psychedelic textures underneath, Harris quietly simmers, and Gold explodes with chunky organ when it's his turn to shine.  On Roy Ayers “Everyone Loves The Sunshine”, the vibraphonist's liquidity roars to  heated testimony on one of the album's most memorable cuts.  Stevie Wonder's “Too High” is given a unique makeover in hard swing, and the legendary vocalist/singer/multi instrumentalist has the last word with “Joy In My Own Tears”.  Hunter provides authentic 70's flavor with dead snare drum, and the guitarist rings twangy deep blue hues and agile octaves over the closing motivic development section as he and Harris soar to an emotional climax.
Sound
Eight Track III, engineered by Chris Sulit at Trading 8's Studio in Paramus, NJ follows a similar tact as Stryker's other releases on his own Strikezone label. The sound stage is incredible close and fairly dry, with all the musicians heard in a hyper realistic manner. The guitar has a burnished tone, vibes appropriately glossy, and drums have snap with strong detail, and special attention paid to cymbal wash. There is a fair amount of compression that keeps it from being a reference quality recording, however it is a perfect example of mastering with jazz radio airplay in mind-- a practice with it's genesis in the music industry dating back to the 50's, where record companies wanted their albums to sound louder than the others.
Closing Thoughts
Dave Stryker takes the listener on another enjoyable, swinging, grooving journey through classics of the 70's that make Eight Track III a fitting finale to the trilogy.  Indeed, Stryker is no stranger to the vibes-organ combo, having previously explored it on Strykin' Ahead.  The stalwart guitarist proves the combination has a lot of mileage, having been investigated in the past by John Patton, Bobby Hutcherson and Larry Young.  Also the album has been a killer on jazz radio, having the #1  spot for six weeks on the Jazzweek chart.  The excellent playing makes this one to enjoy many times over.  For those who like swinging, funky, groovy jazz guitar, this will fit the bill.
Music: 8.5/10
Sound: 6.5/10
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nevaryadl · 4 years ago
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Stryker/Kabal fake intros
Kabal: Can't catch me! Stryker: I have a kiss just waiting for you. Kabal: ... Well shit, maybe you can.
Kabal: This will be over quick. Stryker: You're not THAT much better than me. Kabal: It was a speed joke, honey.
Kabal, flirty: Heellloooo, officer~ Stryker, amused: Babe, please, don't. Kabal: You're not the only one with terrible jokes, baby.
Stryker: Hey hot stuff. Kabal, amused: Babe... that was terrible. Stryker: You smiled though~
Stryker: Alright, speed versus guns, let's go. Kabal: We're two bad desicions. Stryker: I think the only good one we did was get married...
Stryker: Hey, come over here real quick. Kabal: Nah, I'd rather pin you down first. Stryker: Okay well, kiss me when my back hits the ground.
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incarnationsf · 5 years ago
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Date & Time: Saturday June 22, 7:30  p.m. Venue: Incarnation Episcopal Church, 1750 29th Avenue, San Francisco Tickets: $20 General, $15 Seniors/Students
Eventbrite Ticketing:     Buy tickets online
Ben Rosenblum Jazz Trio
Ben Rosenblum – piano/accordion Greg Feingold – bass Ben Zweig – drum
Award-winning jazz pianist, composer and accordionist Ben Rosenblum has been described as “mature beyond his years,” (Jon Neudorf, Sea of Tranquility), and as an “impressive talent” (C. Michael Bailey, All About Jazz), who “caresses [the music] with the reverence it merits” (Bob Doerschuk, Downbeat Magazine). Ben is based primarily in New York City, and is a graduate of the Columbia-Juilliard program (in 2016). His original music combines his extensive knowledge of the history of jazz with a free-wheeling, modern melodic sensibility and powerful narrative approach to the piano. His profound passion for jazz, swing and world music genres finds expression in his unique fusion of harmonic and rhythmic elements from a wide array of sources, and gives rise to a signature compositional sound and style at once iconoclastic and deeply rooted in such figures as Bill Evans and Wynton Kelly. Ben’s first priority in his composition and in his playing is always narrative – to tell a compelling story with his music, while reaching the hearts of his audience, connecting on an emotional, an intellectual and a spiritual level.
Reviewers of his debut album Instead – released in 2017 with bassist Curtis Lundy and drummer Billy Hart – have been impressed by his musicality and his tasteful playing in light of his immense technical skill. Bob Doerschuk of Downbeat Magazine gave the album four stars, and wrote, “He has the chops to shoot off a few fireworks, … but that doesn’t seem to be a priority when covering sacred material.” C. Michael Bailey notes approvingly: “there do emerge conservatoire aces with grit in their imagination and a facility to express such in their playing. Ben Rosenblum is one such performer/composer. The Julliard-Columbia trained pianist brings a freighter of technique to the keyboard, while still maintaining enough earthiness in his playing to satisfy even the fussiest listener.” Fred Stal of RG Magazine most recently described his experience of listening to Ben’s live CD release performance: “The music keeps you on your feet and not wanting to miss a single moment of magic. … Raindrops from heaven poured down with style and grace from Rosenblum’s piano.”
Since the release of Ben’s debut album, Ben has been touring regularly – both nationally and internationally – celebrating the album and collaborating with artists around the world. Ben’s trio made debuts in Japan and in Canada in 2018. During his two-week tour of Japan, Ben performed in eight different cities, including in Tokyo at Akasaka B-flat, and in Yokohama at Himawari-no-sato Concert Hall with famed koto player Yuko Watanabe. Highlights of his Canada tour included appearances at Upstairs Jazz in Montreal, Maelstrom and Bar Ste-Angele in Quebec City and the Southminster “Doors Open For Music” Concert Series in Ottawa. In the United States, Ben has traveled extensively throughout the Northeast, Midwest and West Coast, with trips planned for the South and Southwest. These domestic tours have featured performances at some of the most well-respected venues in the country, including Kuumbwa Jazz Center (Santa Cruz), Ravinia (Chicago), Cliff Bells (Detroit), An Die Musik (Baltimore), The Bop Stop (Cleveland), Mezzrow (New York City) and many others. As a sideman, Ben has had further opportunities to tour the world. In 2018, he traveled for three weeks through Croatia, Slovenia, Italy and Serbia with Astrid Kuljanic, during which the group performed at multiple festivals, including the Ljeto na Bundeka Festival in Zagreb and the Soboško Poletje Festival in Murska Sobota. He also performed for two nights at the Blue Note in Beijing alongside famed jazz singer Deborah Davis.
Born and raised in New York City, Ben had the opportunity to study with some of the most influential figures in jazz piano, including Frank Kimbrough, Bruce Barth, Ben Waltzer and Roy Assaf. At the early age of sixteen, the originality of his work was already being recognized with numerous awards, including the ASCAP Young Jazz Composers Award (2010), the Downbeat Student Music Award for Best Original Song (2010) and the Downbeat Student Music Award for Best Arrangement (2011). As a result, even before entering Columbia, Ben was commissioned by the XIBUS World Orchestra to write a piece for performance at New England Conservatory’s Jordan Hall in 2012. Ben has continued to earn numerous distinctions and honors in recent years. In 2015, he was a finalist at the American Jazz Pianist Competition in Melbourne, Florida, and in 2016, at the Jacksonville Jazz Piano Competition in Jacksonville, Florida. In 2018, he earned further recognition from the ASCAP Young Jazz Composers Award competition in the form of an honorable mention, and he was featured at the ASCAP Foundation’s 2018 “We Write The Songs” event at the Library of Congress in Washington D.C.
In addition to his own work, Ben often collaborates with other musicians. He has worked extensively with Grammy-nominated singer Ryland Angel on several compositional projects, including the project Unspoken, which premiered at the Weisman Art Museum in Minneapolis, in November of 2016. His debut album Instead has received very favorable reviews from a wide range of sources throughout the world, including Downbeat Magazine, All About Jazz, Drumset Magazine (Italy) and The Jazz Writer (Germany).
Ben performed with the Bachiana Brasileira Orchestra at Lincoln Center (conducted by Joao Carlos Martins and featuring Dave Brubeck), and he was a featured soloist at Carnegie Hall’s Stern Auditorium with the New York Harmonic Band (conducted by Reona Ito). He traveled to New Delhi, India, to perform at a Max India Benefit, and was a participant at Il Grande Veggio, in Perugia, Italy. He has played at the Masten Jazz Festival (Buffalo), the Richmond Jazz Festival (Richmond), the Mid-Atlantic Jazz Festival (Maryland), Lincoln Center Out of Doors Festival (Manhattan), the DUMBO Arts Festival (Brooklyn), Musikfest (Bethlehem, PA) and the Music Mountain Festival (Connecticut). He has also appeared at Dizzy’s Club Coca-Cola, the Appel Room at Lincoln Center, Ryles Jazz Club, Webster Hall, Symphony Space, The Blue Note, Smoke, Smalls and a host of other music venues throughout the northeast.
Ben has worked extensively with such jazz luminaries as Curtis Lundy, Neal Smith, Winard Harper, Wayne Escoffery and Deborah Davis, and he has performed in bands led by Bobby Watson, TS Monk, Chris Washburne and Warren Wolf. In addition, he has shared the stage with many other jazz legends, including Wycliffe Gordon, Brian Lynch, Phil Woods, Houston Person, Jerry Dodgion, Eliot Zigmund, Clarence Penn, Craig Handy, Dave Stryker, James Cammack, Ameen Saleem, Bob Nieske, Steve Nelson, Yasushi Nakamura, Essiet Essiet, Willie Williams, Patience Higgins, Josh Evans, Kenny Davis and Rogerio Boccato.?
While at Columbia University, Ben founded the Columbia Jazz House, a student-run jazz advocacy group that promotes jazz on campus through concerts, educational workshops and jam sessions. On December 28th, 2015, the Columbia Jazz House was featured in a New York Times article titled “Melodies Night and Day in this Columbia Dorm.”
Greg Feingold started playing bass at the age of 10. He quickly realized that bass was something he would pursue for the rest of his life and was accepted to the Chicago Academy for the Arts. After graduating from the Academy, Greg was given a scholarship to attend Berklee College of Music. Greg was very active both locally and nationally while at Berklee. He began playing with the International String Trio and performing regularly with Berklee faculty such as Bill Pierce, Neal Smith, Jon Hazilla, Doug Johnson, Rebecca Cline and many others. After graduating, Greg moved to New York and began playing in Winard Harper’s Jelli Posse. Throughout his stay in New York, he worked with legendary jazz performers such as Jimmy Cobb, Eric Reed, Eric Harland, Cyrus Chestnut, Steve Turre, Jim Rotondi, Jackie Ryan, Stephen Scott as well as continuing to tour with the International String Trio and the Valinor Quartet. Greg moved to Seattle in 2015 to change his surroundings and currently performs with a variety of groups around the west coast. He can be seen performing regularly with Thomas Marriott, Julian MacDonough, Miles Black and other great local Seattle musicians. He also co-leads the 200 Trio which performs around the country as one of the up and coming jazz guitar trios.
Jazz drummer and educator, Ben Zweig, “is able to combine history with the current musical environment, making it sound fresh” (Don Sickler). After moving to NYC in 2011, the 26 year old has accompanied an impressive array of jazz luminaries, including; Randy Weston, Johnny O’Neal, Larry Ridley, David Williams, Roy Hargrove, Deborah Davis, Joe Cohn, Champian Fulton, Jerry Dodgion, and Steve Nelson. Described by downbeat as “especially crisp and articulate,” Zweig has presented his personal sound performed with tours throughout the continental US, Asia and Canada. He currently tours regularly with Ben Rosenblum’s trio and leads a bi-weekly residency hosting the Sunday late night jam sessions at Smalls Jazz Club in NYC. Zweig is an avid educator. He has taught clinics across the country with the Champian Fulton quartet and has also directed the after-school percussion program at WHEELS middle and high school. Mentored by master drummers such as Joe Farnsworth, Billy Hart, Kenny Washington, Rodney Green, Justin DiCioccio, Christopher Brown, John Riley, and Rogerio Boccato, Ben is committed to passing down the information he has received from these legends. In his formative education, Ben was classically trained by Kenneth Piascik, culminating in performances with the NAfME All-Eastern Orchestra and as principal percussionist with the MENC All-National Concert Band. He currently maintains a private drum studio in Morningside-Heights with students of all ages. Ben received his B.M. and a M.M. from the Manhattan School of Music.
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