#Crowley is lowkey a bully in hell

[dramaticeyerolls]

Headcanon

Hastur came up with the name Hastur Lavista after Crowley made a joke about it almost a century earlier, and while it rankles him, it has come in handy on numerous occasions when dealing with humans.

[zayray030]

I know you've probably had a ton of people bullying Ace posts already, but what abt this

- Group of students are trying to bully Ace who isn't going to do anything bc he doesn't wanna get in trouble for beating someone up

- And then suddenly they mention beating the other first-years (you see where I'm going?)

- Skip past the fighting and the bullies are thoroughly regretting their decisions

- What makes things worse for them, because of course things can get worse, they mention Ortho during that previous conversation (I like motherhen Ace, can you blame me)

- Needless to say, Ace begins to blackmail them from heaven to hell, he won't stoop to their level by making their lives miserable, but he will make them question everything and maybe make some consider becoming monks (does TWST even have monks?)

- Anyways that's all I have but if you have any ideas for a reveal of what Ace has done, I’d like to read it, mainly for the Octavinelle and Idia’s reaction

btw I'm a total newbie when it comes to TWST, I've read fanfic, mainly centered around Ace, but there aren't much of them so yeah, might need to start working on progressing through the story instead of hoarding things

Ace is a better person than me because best believe if a bunch of fuckers where bullying me and then I got blackmail on them I would make them go broke so fast it isn't even funny

At first, everyone is mildly concerned, and impressed by how Ace is so diligently studying. Turns out he's just gathering all the blackmail on the bullies. Honestly, azul should recruit him by how much he's gathered.

Let's say oke of the bullies is in the basketball club. One time, when Vargas is telling Ace to clean up, Ace looks directly at the smirking bully, ignoring everyone else's teasing, and loudly insinuates something to do with the blackmail he's gathered. Immediately the bully pales and says that he'll clean up for Ace. Does then repeats this process with the bullies in the clubs that his friends are at to make sure that they don't try shit.

When he finds out one of the bullies is in Igyhide he manages to get the bully expelled after 'tearfully' mentioning it to Crowley and Idia.

Idia is impressed and terrified of the younger. However, he now owes Ace for protecting Ortho. No, he isn't going to use this as an excuse to take Ace out to dinner in a private restraunt and become his lowkey sugar daddy. Why would you ask that? (Wink)

OCTOTRIO??? OH THEY ARE RECTUITUNG HIM FOR DEBT COLLECTION!!

Azul tries to entice him by saying he'll get free and premium service from the ostrolounge but Ace refuses since Idia just buys him the food he wants anyways

Jade and Floyd try to intimidate them but he blackmails them into leaving him alone when it comes to that. They both find it extremely hot

[honeyhonest]

interesting anon cuz i can imagine crewel drinking like a sour cosmo or something. or like a sour appletini. idk why he seems like a "sour candy inspired" alcohol drinker. something fun and fruity but also sour.

or maybe he's into eclectic drinks that are big on the "experience" so there's like smoke and foam and cotton candy or diamonds in the glass or something. something that elevates the experience beyond just taste and trying to get buzzed.

my reasoning? the pointer that looks like the riding crop as his wand/accessory. and that hc of him being into bdsm/impact play. it lines up to me that he'd be into heightened experiences with multiple senses being stimulated at once. especially with his food.

also related, i wanna believe he once went out (maybe with a group of friends back in his fashion school days? or maybe just before working at NRC) to one of those restaurant in-the-dark places. where they blindfold you and the restaurant isn't lit and the wait staff all have nightvision goggles to serve people in the dark.

ooh! and also he went to a party/event where the catering was one of those food platters that are served on people's bodies. (have you ever seen one of those? it's like charcuteries and sushi or whatever but it's placed on top of models laying on tables. it's bizarre and in my opinion very dumb and gauche, but whatever it sounded fun in my head)

i personally don't think he'd liked either of those experiences but it seemed fun at the time so he went to both. and it just didn't quite "hit" for him. and it was more of a sign to be more picky about where he goes for that sort of enjoyment. it needs to come from people who are truly passionate about their craft.

Now i wanna show him the movie The Menu and get his thoughts on it.

ANONN this is so enlightened. I think he drinks all things because he's an alcoholic. but I really like the idea of him having rich people experiences like that. sooo gauche and he probably thought they were tacky as hell. but he kept going to them because it's what new age rich people do! and he kept getting invited

he probably doesn't do that sort of thing anymore, or even go out much at all, since being a teacher takes up a lot of time, and he doesn't have anyone to do that. with? on sage's island. he doesn't really have any friends there. trein always says no bc he's a frugal man + doesn't really fraternize with colleagues outside of work + goes to bed at 9pm probably. sam will do things but he expects something in return and crewel can NOT go through another escape room. he thinks vargas is too much and crowley is. crowley. no one hangs out with crowley (except for the prefect and that's against their will)

the staff all have such wildly different ideas of a good time it's so funny fjdkdkf. their dates would be so different. like crewel will really put out, dinner at a nice restaurant, a show, some shopping, he's a classy man with high expectations! then there's vargas whose idea of a date is like, jogging. spotting him while he shows you how much he can bench. bullying you into lifting. LMAO. sam would be the most fun, you can't tell me he wouldn't love an escape room or a murder mystery party. I think trein would prefer a conversation over tea, with dinner dates on occasion. but very lowkey. and crowley... does this man even go on dates. I don't think he knows how. he'll talk ur ear off for five hours while you try to get the office printer working again and he'll call that a romantic evening

[via-l0ve]

Dude I can't beleive I found a spn preferences writing blog that is active..... could I request the Spn boys react to the reader playfully making fun of them (lowkey bullying them) with Gabriel also.

Bullying is a love language. (SPN pref!) 🩷

a/n: i suck at titles bro💀. thank you so much anon! i love supernatural and i’m always happy to get requests! i hope you enjoy this, i bully people i love all the time, i was giggling when i was writing this lol

warnings: swearing, bullying(is that a warning???)

Dean:

BETRAYED

he goes 👁️👄👁️

“what’s for breakfast”

“wHaTs FoR bReAkFaSt?!”

“y/n what the hell was that for.”

“you sounded funny.” 🤷‍♀️

he’s literally betrayed

so sad

“i just wanted breakfast.”

“sorry dean.” you’re laughing

pouts

but he DEFINITELY bullies you back.

he just gets offended if you do it

(he’s a hypocrite🩷)

—

Sam:

“okay so, get this-“ {goes on a rampage about the hunt that could’ve been summed up by a few words}

“wow, sammy. that was just SO interesting. i almost fell asleep but i’m sure glad i didn’t just so i could hear you say the same thing five times.” 🥰

silence

he gives you the bitch face

sam is SARCASTIC and he will clap back

“don’t worry y/n i made it extra long so your tiny mind would be able to understand.”

now it’s your turn to go 👁️👄👁️

“that was so hot.”

LMFAO jkjkjk

unlesssss

sarcastic sam is a hottie and i’m tired of keeping my opinions to myself!!!

he knows you mean well and he makes out with you afterwards <3

—

Castiel:

he gets sad

i feel like it would accidentally slip out

season 6(?) spoilers ahead

yk when they’re hunting down eve and cas can’t use his abilities and dean goes ‘great. without your angel mojo you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.’ and cas goes

apologize right now.

he dosent get it he’s just a poor little angel

he adapts though and he realizes that it’s a way of showing love

he laughs about it after a bit.

—

Crowley

he is SHOOK

flabbergasted.

he dosent have people talk down to him often so when it happens (from YOU) he is unstable™️

he goes

it’s so funny

he’s such a drama queen omg

he will ROAST you back or give you the silent treatment

crowley gives me cheeto girl vibes idk if that’s good to say

—

Gabriel:

he shots right back at you with this goddamn face

he’s mischievous he knows his roasts.

i feel like it would become an inside joke or a new established way of telling eachother ‘i love you’

“you’re such a dick.”

“mhm. love you too y/n.”

that’s so cute. wtf.

he’d find it funny tho

esp if you bully other people he’s like 🥰🥰

you guys are around other ppl and they hear you guys going

“fuck you y/n.”

“uh-huh. fuck you too.”

and then you kiss

they’re like “…”

it’s okay. he finds it hilarious

[atomic-taco-muffin]

Hello! May I request Seraph of the End Crowley with a strong female s/o who's short headcanons? Thank you, have a great day!

I gotchu!

Crowley Eusford With a Short but Strong S/O

Warnings: FLOOF!!!! 

Rating: SFW

When the two of you first met, he straight up bullied you because of how short you were

Until you showed him what a boss ass bitch you were! 

If you were a vampire noble, he would respect you. Somewhat

If you were a human working for the Japanese Imperial Army, then it’s a different story. 

Think of it as a enemies to lovers situation

He’ll still try to bully you but don’t be afraid to put him in his place. 

He was lowkey turned on when you nearly broke his arm. 

Hell, even Chess and Horn (mommy. sorry) respect you so much. 

Speaking of Chess and Horn, Crowley finds it so adorable when the two of you bond. Chess would be dressing you up in super cute outfits and Horn would be playing with your hair. 

All in all, Crowley loves you but will bully you ‘cause of how short you are. But he will always respect your strength. 

[blueumbriel]

OMG I need to know more about the Fairly Odd Godparents, Good Omens Au!!!!!!!!! It sounds AMAZING

AWW thank you!!! I’m glad my silly concept worked out!! ;; v ;;

AU ideas below the cut!

So far this is what I got:

Even if Crowley denies it, it’s plainly obvious that he is VERY fond and attached to Adam (Aziraphale feels the same) the kid is very considerate, depending on the day, and way calmer than that Warlock kid

But despite it all, Aziraphale and Crowley lowkey miss the gremlin and his chaotic choices (with how the story goes in Good Omens, I think they would meet Adam and leave Warlock after a year)

And within that year, they got to know the kid better, but when they find out that there was a mistake (as per the story) the two godparents felt lowkey sad that they had to leave their charge

Bet that the farewells were rather awkward, and since that they (or rather, Aziraphale mostly) don’t want to leave on a sour note where they didn’t tell the whole truth, they explain the situation to Warlock and the kid blinks and lets out a single “oh”

You know how there’s the rule where the kid forgets overtime about their fairy godparents? I feel like Warlock would miss them sometimes as the years go by until they are merely a feeling that goes through his chest when he ponders here and there. Who wouldn’t miss the best godparents that a kid could ask for? (or in this case, accidentally borrowed)

But I do like the thought of Adam finding out about Warlock and then arranges a little party where Azzy and Crowley can see their 1st charge. (would it be 1st in this AU there’s bound to be other kids before these two but idk whatever works in this world)

Dog is rather fond of the “Owl” that sits close by the “Snake” but the snake keeps on snarling at him ever since jumping on the Owl in hopes of getting it to play with him

Aziraphale gives the best comforting and calming hugs and auras when Adam is down and is nervous about something; and likes to nap with his head on the angel’s lap while the other is reading with a hand going through the boy’s mess of a hair; the occasional wing appearance where the feathered limb rests on the kid like a blanket

“Long day at school?”“Yeah…”“Well hush now your parents won’t be home for a wee bit so take a nap before you go and do your homework, alright? Crowley can make you some tea once you’re awake.”“Okay, mom”

Can probably sense when the boy is sad, like 0.00001 seconds later he’s at his side like “my dear, would you like some hot chocolate?”

“You spoil him too much”“Excuse me, you do too!”“…Fair enough.”

Bullies? Oh they better run now before they lose their souls

“Hey Crowley…”“Hey kid—oh what thE—are you alright?? Where did you get these scrapes??”“Some kids at my school. Nothing too bad really—-Crowley wait no please don’t grab a knife I’ll call Aziraphale if yOU DO, NO—”

Crowley likes to mess with Adam a little bit, like he would be spraying his plants one day and then Adam gets curious and watches for a while in wonder before getting water all over his face and sputters while Crowley is holleriNG AND DODGING ADAM’S WEE FISTS

Adam’s parents are lowkey concerned when they see a snake and a barn owl on Adam the first time he brings them in but whatever accepts them anyways once they see how behaved the animals are (most of the time)

Adam would be reading on the couch and Crowley (in snake form) would slither around and wrap around the kid before plopping his head on the crook of Adam’s shoulder, letting the youngin use his body as both an arm rest and a book rest

Aziraphale (owl form) hoots fondly before flying over to sit beside the two

Parents are like “wow they really are behaved” and leaves them be with a smile ^^

…until Dog gets on the couch once he sees the Owl and all hell breaks loose