#Crowley is lowkey a bully in hell

[dramaticeyerolls]

Headcanon

Hastur came up with the name Hastur Lavista after Crowley made a joke about it almost a century earlier, and while it rankles him, it has come in handy on numerous occasions when dealing with humans.

[cherishedhope]

Hey there!! Hope you're doing great ! (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

Could I please ask platonic headcanons for the tweels with a reader that is the perfect little sister role for them like: She has a diabolic little smile like them, she's mischevious, a bit sadistic (not in a weird way tho!!) but she looks nothing like them !! Like, she's short, 'cute'-looking, wears aaaall pink and kinda behaves like a princess ! 'what is this cutie doing with the eel boys? she's worse than them?? jesus.' ,,

And sorry if this is too specific, but if I would describe reader's personality i'd say the one who would go '🎀 I'll kidnap your family AND your dogs and cats ! 🎀💞' with all sparkles and hearts and bows

Anyways, I thank you in advance! I hope that wasn't too long or specific, sorry about that . . .

Hope you have a nide day/night ! (⁠〃ﾟ⁠3ﾟ⁠〃⁠)

A/N: Awee!! This is soooo cute! Also dw, I loved the fact that it was long and specific. It really helped me out while writing this! :3 May you have a lovely day/night as well and ty so much for the request~! I hope you enjoy! d(･∀･○) Genre: Fluff, platonic. Disclaimer: Characters are likely to be ooc. Not proofread. If there’s anything you don’t like, lmk and I’ll fix it right up! :D Characters involved: Floyd Leech and Jade Leech. Request status: Open!

— The students at NRC should’ve counted their lucky stars while they had the chance. They were blessed to only have the tweels to deal with, but given that there was a new addition to the school? Specifically the tweel’s younger, slightly more unhinged but proper sister? Hoo boy.

— You and Floyd are inseparable. Hell, it’s more like you guys are besties rather than siblings. The two of you are well-known for assisting Azul in his journey on balding at the ripe age of seventeen, being declared the most chaotic and destructive duo on campus, bullying Riddle into throwing a hissy fit, but mostly for how terrifying of a presence you give off. Crowley would tell you two off but he is not taking any chances. mainly because he’s useless but you didn’t hear it from me 🫣

— Floyd constantly teases you about your height and more often than not wonders if you’re adopted. Not to mention how bossy you can be sometimes…. sheesh! Even Jade isn’t that prim and proper. You don’t even look like him! (lowkey side-eyeing his mom rn… ) Then he reminds himself that no, you couldn’t possibly not be blood. You’re literally a tiny version of him! Just with completely different features and shorter legs!! And more spoiled!! I mean, c’mon, there is no mistaking the bone-crushing, chaotic squeezes for someone who isn’t a Leech. It runs in the family.

— Okay, but imagine paying a “visit” to one of Azul’s clients who broke the contract. You threatened to kidnap the poor college student’s family, dogs, and cats and then Floyd pipes up, “AND WE’LL EAT THEM TOO‼️‼️👹👹”

— Finds it hilarious when students do a double-take once you reveal your true colors. Hahaha! They really let the cutesy act fool them? What a bunch of losers! In his humble opinion, they deserved to get squeezed for assuming his younger sister wasn’t as cool as him :)

— Remember how I said you guys were besties? It was a half-truth. With how often he teases you, I could see a fight breaking out. He’ll go easy on you though! He doesn’t want to break any of your fwagile tiny bones 🥺🥺 (kick his ass. 😒 )

— I’d say Floyd is pretty protective. I mean, he follows you around everywhere. That should be enough to repel any idiots from messing with you, but unfortunately some people only possess a crumb of a braincell. If anyone tries to harass you, he’s beating them up on the spot. You wanna join in? All right, he’ll hold the dumbass down for you! Get him where it hurts!!!!

— Overall a decent older brother. I wouldn’t kill him on the spot 👍

— The fact that you are the complete opposite of his brother and him in terms of physical looks and somewhat personality has always been incredibly amusing to Jade. Unlike Floyd, he never questioned if you two truly shared blood. There is not a single person in the entirety of Twisted Wonderland who could replicate that signature devious Leech grin. — Given you two are significantly more mature than Floyd, it is rare that you get into heated arguments. That doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened! Jade just knows when to walk away. Now whether he apologizes or not depends on the situation. Sometimes he will, other times he’ll just give you the silent treatment. — Much like Floyd, he teases you for your short stature, albeit more subtly than his twin. If he’s feeling particularly cheeky that day, he’ll store some of your favorite accessories on a high shelf that is just out of reach for the sole reason of getting on your nerves. There was also this one time he bought you a ladder for your birthday. That was it. Just a ladder. No follow up gifts after that. A three step ladder. In hindsight, it is a good gift for if you needed to reach something that is too high! Or at least that’s the excuse he gives. 😒

— He is relieved that you aren’t as reckless as Floyd whilst still maintaining that Leech family charm. The messes you create are less of a hassle to clean up compared to his obnoxious counterpart. With that being said, Jade will reward you with head pats as a job well done for completing any tasks you may receive! :D The tasks? “Tending” to rowdy customers, helping him out at the Monstro Lounge, intimidating Azul’s clients, etc. You do a splendid job.

— Chuckles when he watches you threaten an unfortunate soul with the capture of both their family and pets all while beaming at them in your bubblegum pink attire. Not only was it highly entertaining, but Jade barely had to lift a finger as you took care of the scum! He has never been more proud in his life.

— Even though you are more than able to protect yourself, Jade keeps a close eye on you. Despite being an elite school, it was still filled to the brim with shady characters. That coupled with the fact that his pure, can-do-no-wrong little sister is attending the same school as them, he’s going to make sure no creeps are lurking around. And if by some chance you do get harassed, the offender is never seen again. — No, he doesn’t play favorites. Certainly not! Why, how could Floyd ever accuse him of such a thing? 😔 you are totally his favorite sibling.

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[via-l0ve]

Dude I can't beleive I found a spn preferences writing blog that is active..... could I request the Spn boys react to the reader playfully making fun of them (lowkey bullying them) with Gabriel also.

Bullying is a love language. (SPN pref!) 🩷

a/n: i suck at titles bro💀. thank you so much anon! i love supernatural and i’m always happy to get requests! i hope you enjoy this, i bully people i love all the time, i was giggling when i was writing this lol

warnings: swearing, bullying(is that a warning???)

Dean:

BETRAYED

he goes 👁️👄👁️

“what’s for breakfast”

“wHaTs FoR bReAkFaSt?!”

“y/n what the hell was that for.”

“you sounded funny.” 🤷‍♀️

he’s literally betrayed

so sad

“i just wanted breakfast.”

“sorry dean.” you’re laughing

pouts

but he DEFINITELY bullies you back.

he just gets offended if you do it

(he’s a hypocrite🩷)

—

Sam:

“okay so, get this-“ {goes on a rampage about the hunt that could’ve been summed up by a few words}

“wow, sammy. that was just SO interesting. i almost fell asleep but i’m sure glad i didn’t just so i could hear you say the same thing five times.” 🥰

silence

he gives you the bitch face

sam is SARCASTIC and he will clap back

“don’t worry y/n i made it extra long so your tiny mind would be able to understand.”

now it’s your turn to go 👁️👄👁️

“that was so hot.”

LMFAO jkjkjk

unlesssss

sarcastic sam is a hottie and i’m tired of keeping my opinions to myself!!!

he knows you mean well and he makes out with you afterwards <3

—

Castiel:

he gets sad

i feel like it would accidentally slip out

season 6(?) spoilers ahead

yk when they’re hunting down eve and cas can’t use his abilities and dean goes ‘great. without your angel mojo you’re basically just a baby in a trench coat.’ and cas goes

apologize right now.

he dosent get it he’s just a poor little angel

he adapts though and he realizes that it’s a way of showing love

he laughs about it after a bit.

—

Crowley

he is SHOOK

flabbergasted.

he dosent have people talk down to him often so when it happens (from YOU) he is unstable™️

he goes

it’s so funny

he’s such a drama queen omg

he will ROAST you back or give you the silent treatment

crowley gives me cheeto girl vibes idk if that’s good to say

—

Gabriel:

he shots right back at you with this goddamn face

he’s mischievous he knows his roasts.

i feel like it would become an inside joke or a new established way of telling eachother ‘i love you’

“you’re such a dick.”

“mhm. love you too y/n.”

that’s so cute. wtf.

he’d find it funny tho

esp if you bully other people he’s like 🥰🥰

you guys are around other ppl and they hear you guys going

“fuck you y/n.”

“uh-huh. fuck you too.”

and then you kiss

they’re like “…”

it’s okay. he finds it hilarious

[zayray030]

I know you've probably had a ton of people bullying Ace posts already, but what abt this

- Group of students are trying to bully Ace who isn't going to do anything bc he doesn't wanna get in trouble for beating someone up

- And then suddenly they mention beating the other first-years (you see where I'm going?)

- Skip past the fighting and the bullies are thoroughly regretting their decisions

- What makes things worse for them, because of course things can get worse, they mention Ortho during that previous conversation (I like motherhen Ace, can you blame me)

- Needless to say, Ace begins to blackmail them from heaven to hell, he won't stoop to their level by making their lives miserable, but he will make them question everything and maybe make some consider becoming monks (does TWST even have monks?)

- Anyways that's all I have but if you have any ideas for a reveal of what Ace has done, I’d like to read it, mainly for the Octavinelle and Idia’s reaction

btw I'm a total newbie when it comes to TWST, I've read fanfic, mainly centered around Ace, but there aren't much of them so yeah, might need to start working on progressing through the story instead of hoarding things

Ace is a better person than me because best believe if a bunch of fuckers where bullying me and then I got blackmail on them I would make them go broke so fast it isn't even funny

At first, everyone is mildly concerned, and impressed by how Ace is so diligently studying. Turns out he's just gathering all the blackmail on the bullies. Honestly, azul should recruit him by how much he's gathered.

Let's say oke of the bullies is in the basketball club. One time, when Vargas is telling Ace to clean up, Ace looks directly at the smirking bully, ignoring everyone else's teasing, and loudly insinuates something to do with the blackmail he's gathered. Immediately the bully pales and says that he'll clean up for Ace. Does then repeats this process with the bullies in the clubs that his friends are at to make sure that they don't try shit.

When he finds out one of the bullies is in Igyhide he manages to get the bully expelled after 'tearfully' mentioning it to Crowley and Idia.

Idia is impressed and terrified of the younger. However, he now owes Ace for protecting Ortho. No, he isn't going to use this as an excuse to take Ace out to dinner in a private restraunt and become his lowkey sugar daddy. Why would you ask that? (Wink)

OCTOTRIO??? OH THEY ARE RECTUITUNG HIM FOR DEBT COLLECTION!!

Azul tries to entice him by saying he'll get free and premium service from the ostrolounge but Ace refuses since Idia just buys him the food he wants anyways

Jade and Floyd try to intimidate them but he blackmails them into leaving him alone when it comes to that. They both find it extremely hot

[atomic-taco-muffin]

Hello! May I request Seraph of the End Crowley with a strong female s/o who's short headcanons? Thank you, have a great day!

I gotchu!

Crowley Eusford With a Short but Strong S/O

Warnings: FLOOF!!!! 

Rating: SFW

When the two of you first met, he straight up bullied you because of how short you were

Until you showed him what a boss ass bitch you were! 

If you were a vampire noble, he would respect you. Somewhat

If you were a human working for the Japanese Imperial Army, then it’s a different story. 

Think of it as a enemies to lovers situation

He’ll still try to bully you but don’t be afraid to put him in his place. 

He was lowkey turned on when you nearly broke his arm. 

Hell, even Chess and Horn (mommy. sorry) respect you so much. 

Speaking of Chess and Horn, Crowley finds it so adorable when the two of you bond. Chess would be dressing you up in super cute outfits and Horn would be playing with your hair. 

All in all, Crowley loves you but will bully you ‘cause of how short you are. But he will always respect your strength. 

[blueumbriel]

OMG I need to know more about the Fairly Odd Godparents, Good Omens Au!!!!!!!!! It sounds AMAZING

AWW thank you!!! I’m glad my silly concept worked out!! ;; v ;;

AU ideas below the cut!

So far this is what I got:

Even if Crowley denies it, it’s plainly obvious that he is VERY fond and attached to Adam (Aziraphale feels the same) the kid is very considerate, depending on the day, and way calmer than that Warlock kid

But despite it all, Aziraphale and Crowley lowkey miss the gremlin and his chaotic choices (with how the story goes in Good Omens, I think they would meet Adam and leave Warlock after a year)

And within that year, they got to know the kid better, but when they find out that there was a mistake (as per the story) the two godparents felt lowkey sad that they had to leave their charge

Bet that the farewells were rather awkward, and since that they (or rather, Aziraphale mostly) don’t want to leave on a sour note where they didn’t tell the whole truth, they explain the situation to Warlock and the kid blinks and lets out a single “oh”

You know how there’s the rule where the kid forgets overtime about their fairy godparents? I feel like Warlock would miss them sometimes as the years go by until they are merely a feeling that goes through his chest when he ponders here and there. Who wouldn’t miss the best godparents that a kid could ask for? (or in this case, accidentally borrowed)

But I do like the thought of Adam finding out about Warlock and then arranges a little party where Azzy and Crowley can see their 1st charge. (would it be 1st in this AU there’s bound to be other kids before these two but idk whatever works in this world)

Dog is rather fond of the “Owl” that sits close by the “Snake” but the snake keeps on snarling at him ever since jumping on the Owl in hopes of getting it to play with him

Aziraphale gives the best comforting and calming hugs and auras when Adam is down and is nervous about something; and likes to nap with his head on the angel’s lap while the other is reading with a hand going through the boy’s mess of a hair; the occasional wing appearance where the feathered limb rests on the kid like a blanket

“Long day at school?”“Yeah…”“Well hush now your parents won’t be home for a wee bit so take a nap before you go and do your homework, alright? Crowley can make you some tea once you’re awake.”“Okay, mom”

Can probably sense when the boy is sad, like 0.00001 seconds later he’s at his side like “my dear, would you like some hot chocolate?”

“You spoil him too much”“Excuse me, you do too!”“…Fair enough.”

Bullies? Oh they better run now before they lose their souls

“Hey Crowley…”“Hey kid—oh what thE—are you alright?? Where did you get these scrapes??”“Some kids at my school. Nothing too bad really—-Crowley wait no please don’t grab a knife I’ll call Aziraphale if yOU DO, NO—”

Crowley likes to mess with Adam a little bit, like he would be spraying his plants one day and then Adam gets curious and watches for a while in wonder before getting water all over his face and sputters while Crowley is holleriNG AND DODGING ADAM’S WEE FISTS

Adam’s parents are lowkey concerned when they see a snake and a barn owl on Adam the first time he brings them in but whatever accepts them anyways once they see how behaved the animals are (most of the time)

Adam would be reading on the couch and Crowley (in snake form) would slither around and wrap around the kid before plopping his head on the crook of Adam’s shoulder, letting the youngin use his body as both an arm rest and a book rest

Aziraphale (owl form) hoots fondly before flying over to sit beside the two

Parents are like “wow they really are behaved” and leaves them be with a smile ^^

…until Dog gets on the couch once he sees the Owl and all hell breaks loose