#Criston is always one step away from an aneurysm he just got prescribed klonopin

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Cal do you think Gwayne would ever say he’s like a double stuffed Oreo in front of Criston? I just need Criston to constantly be in a crisis and Aegon of course would laugh/steal it for his only fans bio

PLEASE he wants the special edition quadruple stuffed but Criston just think he’s calling him fat and gets pissed off

So he goes home to Aegon and Aegon is like oh shit this is great porn material aka

eating double stuffed Oreos while getting double stuffed front and back who said that