#Creeper stole my minecart

[edwardos]

[bubblegum-gf]

RTuler of Everything

Or RT's Minecraft series but it's Ruler of Everything by tally hall

See fluffy's post here that inspired this

Lyrics under cut

RT was glad. He’d crafted a map, So he parted the sea with a sponge Parted the sea with a sponge Sponges he stole from a sea monument

On the mountain is a tower And a creeper encounter Every hour digging under the ground Heading deeper in dark til a treasure is found

You realize the cavernous mines Are the ruler of everything Ruler of everything I’m the ruler of everything in the end

Write a sign, even three, I got an English degree We are the pioner, and spell so accurately Do you like the fruit snacks? Do you like minecart tracks? Do you yearn for the caves? They call you into their trap I have a wonderful chat, I drew a circular graph They’re criticizing me for being geometric (here for the laugh you insert rt laughing at chat's circle memes)

You search through the sculk until your viewership falls If the Warden ignored us I’d be standing so tall You spoke in circles over circles taunting secrets and thrills Fine, I admit I was wrong! Circle in for the kill

I see you and all of your nonsensical plans You know you’re making me cry, the Deeper Dark is a sham! I believed in a lie, a hypothetical dream The long awaited ancient city under ice covered peaks Oh, no, no, oh yeah >:)c

Do you hear the chittering chattering chatty chatters? With an “Oh my god we gotta get outta here or we’ll have another Goat from hell, another story to tell Another village, stealing the bell” Did you feel your heart stop when you reached the End? No, you know the game is neverending, comprehend if you can But there is more you have yet to understand You have played the game well, for such an average man So go into the mines

Do you hear the chittering chattering chatty chatters? With an “Oh my god we gotta go over here and we’ll have another Shrieker yell, another story to tell Another hole drops down into hell” Do you hear the beat drop in your last defense? No, you know the Warden’s ever-present, yet he’ll stop and he’ll dance And when you finally rise, you understand You have played the game well, and so the universe said That here you are alive

You realize the cavernous mines Are the ruler of everything Ruler of everything I’m the ruler of everything in the end

Adventure’s been had, listening to cat Like a bumbling bee I will fly Turning my face to the sky Oh, no, no, oh yeah