#Cows for president

[shanks]

チョチョミ

[goosewizard]

tubbos hybrid is whatever it needs to be to be the most thematically impactful. irl scapegoat. lamb to the slaughter. golden calf. bull-headed. do you see me. do you see the vision.

[cow-and-chicken]

Charlie Adler uploaded a TikTok of him impersonating JD Vance with Cow’s voice! (and Red Guy)

[onceuponatown]

Pauline, pet cow of President Taft on lawn, in front of the State, War and Navy Building, Washington, D.C. 

Between 1909 and 1913.

[campanella]

Like a stickaa

[nostalgia-tblr]

i recently realised i've started automatically assuming online health warnings don't apply to me, based on how 90% of the tumblr ones are US-specific despite not saying that anywhere in the post. this doesn't seem ideal, so might i suggest labelling an alarming health-related post with what country or countries it applies to, in instances where it's not true everywhere?

[janujaja]

Me: I have no fear

Next week's beach ep AND Tinn's imaginative tendencies exist:

Me: I have two fears

[gorillaxyz]

my fucked up and evil influence

[wondersmile]

[kestrel-wish]

Honestly almost forgot how much I loved reading books. I love the unfathomable amount of joy they give me. I love the little stifled half squeal half scream of delight that blocks my throat for a few moments when a part of the book makes me particularly laugh or smile at a joke or wholesome moment. And when I have to try my best not to let it escape my mouth so I don't screech out loud seemingly out of nowhere like a little kid at a McDonald's playground playing tag.

[rightnewshindi]

प्रधानमंत्री या राष्ट्रपति हिंदू नहीं है, अगर हिंदू होते तो गोहत्या नहीं होने देते; स्वामी अविमुक्तेश्वरानंद

प्रधानमंत्री या राष्ट्रपति हिंदू नहीं है, अगर हिंदू होते तो गोहत्या नहीं होने देते; स्वामी अविमुक्तेश्वरानंद #News #BreakingNews #ViralNews #Update #Trending #Info #HindiNews #CurrentAffrairs #NewsUpdate #RightNewsIndia #RightNews

Swami Avimukteshwarananda: जगद्गुरु शंकराचार्य स्वामी अविमुक्तेश्वरानंद ने लखनऊ के इंदिरा गांधी प्रतिष्ठान में प्रेस कॉन्फ्रेंस की। इस दौरान उन्होंने बड़ा बयान दिया। शंकराचार्य ने कहा कि देश में कोई भी प्रधानमंत्री या राष्ट्रपति हिंदू नहीं है, अगर वह हिंदू होता तो गोहत्या नहीं होने देता। इस समय देश की गद्दी पर कोई हिंदू नहीं बैठा है। अगर वे सच्चे हिंदू होते तो उनके राज्य में एक भी गोहत्या नहीं…

[leosulfurous]

Thinking about near-humorously inconvenient disguises for aliens to have

[katakaluptastrophy]

The thing about having read our way through two previous books full of necromancers and weird eldritch shenanigans is that the absolute horror of what happens to John as a person doesn't quite register.

John's own glib, matter of fact narration tells the story as an apotheosis. He was doing great. He'd have fixed everything if only people had listened.

But reading between the lines in the John chapters, you glimpse something rather different.

John basically spends the first half of the Jod chapters sitting in the dark with his creepy yellow eyes, not eating or sleeping, literally stroking his favourite corpses and coming out with chill and fun statements about how he can feel their skin when he's away from them and he's 'waking up'. Cool, cool.

Passing swiftly over the cow dome, Presidential Puppet Pals, and the suitcase nuke, day to day life in the cow dome must have been fun... You're all on the Interpol watchlist, the Vatican is asking a lot of questions, the police are outside and John - who hasn't slept in a week and doesn't eat anymore and is probably wearing some kind of weird novelty tshirt - comes wandering past while you're eating breakfast, followed by a dozen silent, dead-eyed corpses like some kind of mother hen. He makes a cow joke, and then zones out because he got distracted by listening to the bacteria in your gut.

And then some guys die accidentally and it turns out he can eat death energy. So now he's got creepy Twilight eyes, an entourage of corpses, a cape, some very dodgy eyeliner, and he's barely breaking a sweat as he instantly kills over 100 people, says it was an accident, and then, dead serious, tells his followers to drag dead UN peacekeepers inside to add to his 'skeleton army'.

By the end, he's not slept or eaten in weeks, is tweaking his own bodily processes on the fly, is puppeting the dead US president and possibly an army of over a hundred corpses, monitoring G- in Melbourne, carrying on at least two conference calls, and helping to build barricades out of chairs.

And I just keep thinking how weird it must have been for his friends. How sometimes he would have seemed like the man they'd known and loved for so long, and sometimes he would seem different. Did they ever find themselves mourning the man he was? Did they ever stand there as he tuned into something they couldn't fathom, staring at them with those yellow eyes, and feel some awful, uncanny valley terror? Did he ever feel like he was losing himself? At what point did the cow jokes stop feeling like oh, classic John and start to be a reminder that his desire for vengeance and the scope of his powers were outstripping his remaining...perspective?...restraint?...humanity?

[marwahstudios]

Law Minister Baghel Spoke on Women Empowerment at COWE Award Function

New Delhi: Empowering women to become entrepreneurs not only benefits the individual, but also benefits society as a whole. Women entrepreneurs bring diversity, creativity, and a unique perspective to the business world,” said S.P. Baghel Union Minister of State for Law and Justice , Government of India in a grand function at Hotel Crown Plaza organised by COWE Confederation of Women Entrepreneurs UP Chapter.

Women empowerment is critical for creating a level playing field and ensuring that women have equal access to opportunities and resources. This can be achieved through initiatives that support education and skill-building, provide access to capital and networking opportunities, and promote gender equality in the workplace added Baghel.

To empower women entrepreneurs, it is essential to break down gender stereotypes and challenge traditional notions of women’s roles in society. We must also address the systemic barriers that women face in accessing funding, mentorship, and support suggested Sandeep Marwah President Marwah Studios, Patron to COWE and President of International Chamber of Media and Entertainment Industry.

By promoting women entrepreneurship and empowering women, we can create a more inclusive and equitable society. It is essential that we recognize and celebrate the achievements of women entrepreneurs and continue to support and invest in their success. Let us work towards a future where women have an equal opportunity to succeed and thrive in the business world expressed Minister while presenting awards to Women Entrepreneurs. Meetu Puri President UP Chapter extended vote of thanks.

[wilwheaton]

“Favorite farm animal?” Steve Doocy repeated, as his co-hosts burst into laughter and commented that Trump “grew in the city.” “Well, I’ll tell you what I love,” said Trump. “I love cows!” “But if we go with Kamala,” he continued, mispronouncing the vice president’s name, “you won’t have any cows anymore, because we’re not allowed to — I don’t want to ruin this kid’s day. I love cows. I think they are so cute and so beautiful and so — according to Kamala, who is a radical left lunatic, you will not have any cows anymore. So we have to vote her out.”

Trump Wildly Claims Kamala Harris Wants to Get Rid of Cows

...what?

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

James Stewart (It's a Wonderful Life, The Philadelphia Story, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington)—the thing about Jimmy Stewart is that for a weird-enough looking guy, he is yet somehow SO hot and SO believable, ALWAYS. He always plays the same person—he's always, well, Jimmy Stewart—yet that person can be a murderer, a dark cynic, a naive idealist, the boy next door or an old man who knows better, and every one of those is hot. I would jump his bones in a heartbeat

Toshiro Mifune (Rashumon, Seven Samurai, Grand Prix, Stray Dog)—i love and respect my boi tab hunter (rest in peace you beautiful, beautiful man ❤️), but after i watched like 12 of his movies in a row on tcm last year, i ALSO love and respect toshiro mifune, son of a literal actual hatamoto’s (a high-ranking samurai) daughter, also very possibly related to the best judokan EVER, AND, he’s the guy who SHOULD have been obi-wan kenobi. the fact that he’s ALSO hot as hell just adds to his appeal.

This is round 4 of the bracket. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage man.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

James Stewart propaganda:

"Ough I saw him first in It's A Wonderful Life, where he is very charming as a suicidal family man being absolutely crushed by capitalism. But then. The Philadelphia Story, in my opinion, should get the same kind of press The Mummy does for being a bisexual dream. Now I'm not really bi (not into women) and it's honestly up for debate whether i'm attracted to men or not, but COME ON!! The movie stars James Stewart as well as Cary Grant and Katharine Hepburn (and Ruth Hussey). Stewart plays a common working man, a journalist, to contrast with Grant's character, who is mega-rich. He is scrappy and hates rich people. Hot! They have a whole scene together where he's super drunk and being really physical with his acting, which I love because he is kinda wet noodle shaped. Hot! He carries Hepburn in his arms while singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow. Hot! He gets punched in the face by Cary Grant. Hot!!! In The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence, we get to see him portray an alternative type of masculinity, opposite John Wayne doing John Wayne. He is even more wet noodle-y, to put emphasis on his incompatibility with the rugged masculinity of the cow-boy, he wears an apron for a lot of the film, again, to blur his masculinity, and he gets shot. Hot! Also he's older here, if that's your thing. Long story short: He's giving librarian chic and The Philadelphia Story made me want to be poly."

“Here he is next to Grant, in what I believe to be a promotional shot for The Philadelphia Story. Please don’t get distracted by Grant (or do, i’m submitting him next).”

“He’s a nice guy and a good guy and deserves all the happiness and joy ever! Classic boy next door/class president kid that everyone loves for real. Stand-up for the Little Guy vibes. With a charming fun side!!”

Toshiro Mifune propaganda:

"In addition, he spoke fluent mandarin and every time he was casted in foreign films, he said his lines in the language of the movie (although they ended up dubbing him. He wasn’t happy about it though).”

Submitted: this gifset

Also submitted: this video (yes, that one)

"Crucial Toshiro Mifune propaganda: THOSE LEGS."

"That is hella muscle. Go watch The Hidden Fortress, aka Star Wars A New Hope. His thighs deserve an award."