#Courtney mgr

[armed-saphire]

I was once forcefully awakened from a peaceful slumber because of her

[soliusss]

Women's wrongs et cetera

[raidendefender]

@piliiiiiconfusionf

[is-this-mgs-character-queer]

[justabrick]

A place where I can be without remorse...

You know, I've read many a discussion about MGR and occasionally polls pop up that aim to rank the bosses from least evil to most evil. And somehow Mistral frequently ends up in some kind of "misunderstood" or "lied to" category.

I have a couple strong opinions on that view.

I'll start this off with a weird thing – the dwarf Gekko.

Little recon focused UGs that follow Mistral everywhere. Here are some fun facts about them: - they vocalize in high-pitched tone that can be interpreted as childish and cute - when the player gets hit by Mistral, the Dwarf Gekko will either applaud Mistral or laugh at Raiden - in the section where you get to play as one you can applaud the other dwarf Gekko and they'll dance with you - chopping off the upper arm of a Dwarf Gekko in blade mode will result in it briefly pausing in confusion as it searches for its missing limb - Courtney thinks they're cute and compares them to little mice

- there are cute figurines of them made as merch - a lot of fanart features them in adorable chibi forms - they react to pain by wailing and screaming

So, they're little critters, right? They're cute, make cute noises, they display surprising degree of emotion through both sounds and gestures for a military UG. Like little monkeys, or mice, as Courtney put it.

Now how does Mistral treat them? Her pre-bossfight cutscene: Comforts the tripod that Raiden hurt, even holds it's hand tenderly.

To only moments later tear off it's arms and crush it as it wiggles around and squeks in pain.

Comforts something -> hurts it, keep this dynamic in mind for later.

And throughout the fight she tosses them around, obviously killing them in the process. Courtney comments on that too:

You could say that it's all intimidation tactics to get under Raiden's skin, except we get to see Mistral in her downtime in Bladewolf DLC. Boy do I have a lot of details to highlight there.

The very first thing Bladewolf sees as he comes out of VR training

Yeah, that's a freshly killed tripod just laying there, fresh enough to be smoking and throwing sparks still. Remember that "NPC gekkos will dance with you" detail? Yeah, those things are seemingly programmed to be social, and she killed and displays the remains of one of their kin to her "chair". The gekkos composing her chair are constantly whining and moaning as they try to hold up her evidently immense weight. And I mean constantly, all the time she sits in that thing, they shake and make noises. That thing is NOT comfortable or practical on account of said noises, so the reason she does this instead of opting for just a chair is because she loves hurting things. I'll dare to say that she displays more moments of pointless cruelty on screen than Sundowner does, and it's an achievement.

Look at the poor thing on the left hugging itself and rolling around looking traumatized. It jumps up in fear the moment Mistral turns around, too.

She's also not just hurting them, she frequently displays mock "affection" towards them. She does it at two different points to the chair gekkos alone:

Here and here. Let's not forget holding the hand of the Gekko in the pre-fight cutscene.

It can be argued that she does it to Bladewolf in a similar manner, calling him endearing pet names while constantly mixing them with mockery, insults and threats. The whole "shake" scene follows it to an extent as well, Wolf is being tortured while being forced to engage in what should be a friendly and affectionate gesture.

Also note all the gekkos cheering her on and acting like they adore her as it transpires.

So, what we get from all these scenes is that Mistral enjoys hurting cute things she has under her control while constantly flip-flopping between giving them affection and torturing them. Besides that she's casually abusive to every single UG we see her interact with, whether physically or verbally.

Give affection to something that trusts you and depends on you and then hurt it, rinse repeat.

If you know what exactly this resembles, I'm really sorry, if you don't – I'd rather not shatter your hope in humanity. That'd be very dark. Instead I'll just go for slightly less dark.

Look, I'm not implying that this is the pattern of behavior that indicates somebody who enjoys torturing small animals...

I'm telling you in plain text that it's exactly what Mistral displays in overwhelming majority of her cutscenes. She's an unrepentant sadist, one that will take advantage of even allies, and she won't be quick about it either.

And it's not like she's lashing out due to some kind of trigger relating to her past, this crap is done just because she's enjoying it.

Desperado really is the one place she can be without remorse, surrounded by two equally cruel partners whose ideologies only encourage her to indulge in her horrible desires shamelessly and openly. One could even say that all three of them are broken to the point that they're all eternally strangers to any kind of normalcy.

It's not like she's fighting for Armstrong's ideals of mega freedom anyway. Out of the horse's mouth:

Belonging, purpose. That's all she wants, really. Armstrong gave her a fucked up little family she can relate to and some goal to share with them. What that goal is about isn't really all that important.

[sugaredge]

Courtney's comments on Dave. Context: Courtney discusses the rumour of the age and identity of Grohl's latest child's mother. This rumour is debunked now. The woman is 38 year old Jennifer Young. From her Substack.

clover18 17 Oct

I was being sent social media comments “ no schadefraude but I hope Courtney is having a good day “ what ? What ? Why on earth would a single indiscretion - bother a libertine who knows what really goes on, especially with the most wholesome most married most least embracing of their shadow side in public persona male rockstars ? No I wasn’t having a good day about Dave . Given what I know about what he really does for 20 years . One! ? Gimme a break . Until ! I heard from the love of his life -( believe it or not Grohl and me were buds from 90/91, until “kurtney” & vanity fair. After which there were in TOTAL. From aug 92 until Kurt’s April 94 death . 2! “ rehearsals “ ( he wrote everything . Trios bands with one writer don’t really need rehearsals eg green day . But … this was different ) one to introduce my first best la friend pat smear to krist and dave( a simple basic referral narrative that Dave won’t allow pat to just tell the truth on . I called him at the record store he was working at after Kurt asked me if I knew “ anyone happy ? Anyone who won’t judge me ? Who can play guitar ?” I did . I called him and handed the phone to Kurt. The end . Yet that’s not the official narrative Dave is so chip on shoulder messed up about his more popular singer, submissive “”” role as drummer blah blah ) but no ! I’m not as monogamous by nature as clearly most of you are but you didn’t grow up with it . My values are mine. I’d hate to see a family broken up even by someone who provoked and profited financially vastly from all the misplaced good will sent his way leaving me the Medusa for 33 years . The m*rdering wh*re. With shotgun shells thrown at me every night onstage. That real popular guy or girl that at high school will totally hang out with the Stoner’s or freaks or drama geeks but one whiff of threat to his football captain status? You never see him again . Anyway this ? I’ve discovered is the real story . And now I am angry at him . It’s from a former band mate and from someone a dear friend who ran the alternative departments at 4 majors since 85. It wasn’t just his pimp owner of “ gods girls “ -coke buddy chick - with the mass quantity of ndas . Josh and Taylor and some of my own friends Bros in la in tow . 100s of ndas. I do not care . What I care about is that the baby momma is his eldest ( paging dr Frued ! Her name ! I’ll refrain from naming her . But holy Frued the name!) the one who desperately along with Grohl who wants to be a pop /rock star . Call me mean . I am mean I’m a rhino . . Is that news ?

Trying to say her school friend he knocked up is “ 19” . She was 17 at the time of the broken social contract .

A writer in seatttle who writes about bands like Dave’s or pearl jam etc I don’t listen to . A woman, gave him 24 hours - to make a public statement . He did . Oh my how vague .

He omittted the breaking of the law part . The age . His kids school friend .

This is what has been told to me by people who have great values ( all women ) and an inside track . I don’t have social and I’ve never used Reddit ( where someone told me some of this exists ) or x They are sewers . For me all social media is . I’m done .

I’m not having a good day about this I’m

Thinking about being 17 and sleeping with 59 year old men ( I did as a runaway ) and how much it hurt - how ugly they seemed …

Wonder how much money to prevent it coming out . ? Facts aren’t defamation before anyone ( like Lou Taylor Britney diddy biz Mgr/ pillaged my daughter’s trust and worse used to send me. COMEDY! I save them all for satirical stories, if la courts probate mafia ever gets cleaned up ( never ) but they’re funny her cease and desists . My lawyer calls hers mostly “ trumps media lawyer “( 👀🤣) & calls him

Names and Lou today has WAY! Bigger fish to fry ! Today . this ? been confirmed by 3 sources you’d trust . More than me . you know . I’m

! “ Courtney problematic crazy “

I get it .

the intention Amanda ? Is to clarify this apparent fact not some internet rumour . It’s pretty seriously gross , if true not to mention illegal . If true .

But he’ll pay to make it go away . With that ? Not my monkey not my circus . 🎪

Courtney

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[majjiktricks]

just realized rose is voiced by the same lady as courtney from mgr

which is NOT her original voice. wtf

[thesnowciphercomedyhour]

Rank metal gear characters in order of who you want to rail(penilely) against a wall most to least 🔫🔫🔫

oh! finally an intelligent question. thanks anon. I have for you here a non-comprehensive list:

Strangelove (I hang onto hope that she's bi)

Big Boss (PW, the height of his charisma and crouch walking)

EVA (MGS3 (have you seen her???))

Meryl (MGS4)

Raiden (Revengeance body, with an ass to surpass Metal Gear)

Raiden (MGS4 body, technically different robussy)

Mei Ling (MGS4 (have you seen her ass? Johnny has!))

Solid Snake (MGS2, his prime unless you're asking Liquid)

Sniper Wolf

Quiet (she'd be higher, but she is covered in bugs)

Olga Gurlukovich

Jetstream Sam

Amanda

Revolver Ocelot (MGSV)

Laughing Octopus

The entire rest of the B&B Unit

Kazuhira Miller (PW)

Naomi (MGS4)

Para-Medic

Courtney (MGR)

Rosemary (MGS4)

Otacon (MGS4)

Cécile

Roy Campbell (Portable Ops)

Gene (Portable Ops)

Decoy Octopus (technically he could rank number 1)

Any given FROG soldier

Mistral

Natasha Romanenko

Kevin (MGR)

The Medic (GZ)

Drebin

Ed (MGS4)

Johnathan (MGS4)

Pequod

Morpho

Gray Fox (MGS1 (he might go cyberpsycho and snap my dick off))

Liquid Snake (MGS1 (he's so much lower in rank than Solid Snake because he'd probably have a complex about being railed))

Fortune

The Boss (Strangelove likes her, but she is like a mom to me)

Emma Emmerich (she is like a sister to me)

Raidenovitch

Vamp (MGS2)

Solidus Snake

Monsoon

Vulcan Raven

N'mani (MGR)

Major Zero (MGS3)

Senator Armstrong

Peter Stillman

Boris (MGR)

Donald Anderson

Sokolov

Doktor (MGR)

Sundowner

President Johnson

Granin

Lyndon B. Johnson (no really)

Nikita Khrushchev (no really)

Coldman

The Sorrow (idk how this one would work. he's probably cold and intangible)

Volgin (Ocelot fears that he'd zap you just by proximity, and I believe him)

/// Psycho Mantis (MGS1) would go here if he didn't hate sex

Fatman (I cannot take his voice seriously)

Metal Gear RAY

Metal Gear REX

Chrysalis AI Weapon

The Shagohod

"Metal Gear" Excelsus

Metal Gear ZEKE

Peace Walker AI Weapon (it's like a mom to me)

Sahelanthropus (I cannot take its voice seriously)

Arsenal Gear (MGS4)

Johnny (MGS4. he stinks)

The End (he is old and might explode)

Code Talker (he is old and covered in bugs)

The Fear (he might poison me and he might explode)

The Fury (his skin is just unpleasant. and he might explode)

The Pain (his skin is just unpleasant. and covered in bees. and might explode)

The Man on Fire (self explanatory)

Huey Emmerich

[isthisatragedy]

Department

Lawbot

Position

Manager

HP

4500

Defense

70

Level

35.mgr

Lowest Damage Highest Damage

30 (24) 45+

Lineage

Associate(s)

Litigator, Case Manager, Scapegoat

Trivia

Real Name

Courtney Case

Honorifics

Mrs.

Employee ID

4552

Likes

Organized Sessions, Simple Vocabulary

Dislikes

Sticky Keys, Typos

The Stenographer is a Lawbot Manager Boss who was introduced in the v1.2.0 update. She can be found in the Overclocked C.L.O. boss battle. Her first appearance was in Corporate Clash's 9th comic: Hired Help.

The Stenographer is a member of The Litigation Team. She specializes in being one step ahead of the Toons, often blocking their chances from using certain Gags.

Contents

1 Attacks

2 Cheats

3 Manager Synergy Cheats

4 Loot

5 Dialogue

6 Music

7 Sound Effects

8 Version History

9 Trivia

10 Gallery

Attacks

Stenographer Attacks

Buzz Word

(Single)

Jargon

(Single)

Mumbo Jumbo

(Single)

Filibuster

(Single)

Pound Key

(Single)

Court Costs*

(All)

Court Sanction*

(All)

Damage 36 30 34 38 45 24+ 25

Damage (Desperation) 51 42 48 54 63 34+ 35

Accuracy 90 95 95 90 85 100 100

Frequency 20 10 30 25 15 Unique** Every 3 Rounds

*Indicates a Cheat Move

**The Stenographer will use Court Costs at the end of round 2, then every 3 rounds after that.

Cheats

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The Stenographer can only be lured for 2 rounds.

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The Stenographer will forbid Toons from using a certain level from all Gag Tracks, changing it every single round. These go up from levels six to eight. Toons who use the forbidden levels will be hit with a gavel and will instantly lose 50 Laff. This cheat cannot miss, and will continue to work as long as Stenographer is in battle (even in the same round as she is defeated).

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Every 3 rounds, the least dangerous Toons will quickly be dealt 25 damage and be given the "Sanctioned" effect. Sanctioned Toons will have 50% less Gag effectiveness for two rounds. This is visualized by beige-colored downward arrows. This cheat cannot miss.

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At the end of Round 2, the Stenographer will use a Synergy-like group attack that deals 24 damage. She will continue to use this cheat every 3 rounds after, adding 4 more damage per use. It will reach its maximum output at 255 damage. This cheat will not miss.

Calculating Costs - On the round before any Court Costs can activate, the Stenographer will announce how much damage that the cheat will do. This damage calculation will only factor in the damage boost from Desperation (seen below). If queued, this cheat will not show up but Court Costs will still activate the following round.

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This cheat will trigger once the Stenographer is the last Manager standing on her side. It will increase the Stenographer's Lure Resistance by 1 round and make her deal 40% more damage.

Manager Synergy Cheats

The Litigation Team has unique benefits where different pairing of managers can completely alter how some cheats and its bonuses function.

Stenographer Synergy Cheats:

When paired with the Litigator:

The Stenographer's Court Sanction cheat reduces Toon's Gag effectiveness by 75% from its normal 50% effectiveness reduction.

The Litigator's Snap cheat makes Toons 40% more vulnerable. This does not apply to the Snap cheat that is triggered when he is soaked.

When paired with the Case Manager:

The Stenographer can use Court Sanction on Toons that get off the Legal Bindings, dealing 25 damage and reducing Gag effectiveness by 25%.

When paired with the Scapegoat:

While the Scapegoat is Enraged (including the same round when he Shields Up), the Stenographer will ban two Gag levels instead of one.

(yes I FUCKIN EXIST)

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[soliusss]

For the 5 mistral and Courtney crackshippers

[raidendefender]

@piliiiiiconfusionf

I was talking with a friend about Jack being able to eat in MGR because of this convo and i promised myself i would post it once i found it

[skellygearz]

HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY TO METAL GEAR RISING!!!

[cyborgdumptruck]

A little spoiler and extra illustration to the future chapters of @r3dr4g3 SamuRaiden fanfic "Sing to me". 

There will be also a fully colored illustration too! Stay tuned!

[oak-n]

some mgr wips and redraws as well 

[forgetmenautical]

metal gear rising: revengeance is a game

[armed-saphire]

Tier list I did with @humanoidpigeon except I don’t tell you what about the characters we were ranking