just realized rose is voiced by the same lady as courtney from mgr
which is NOT her original voice. wtf
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Rank metal gear characters in order of who you want to rail(penilely) against a wall most to least 🔫🔫🔫
oh! finally an intelligent question. thanks anon. I have for you here a non-comprehensive list:
Strangelove (I hang onto hope that she's bi)
Big Boss (PW, the height of his charisma and crouch walking)
EVA (MGS3 (have you seen her???))
Meryl (MGS4)
Raiden (Revengeance body, with an ass to surpass Metal Gear)
Raiden (MGS4 body, technically different robussy)
Mei Ling (MGS4 (have you seen her ass? Johnny has!))
Solid Snake (MGS2, his prime unless you're asking Liquid)
Sniper Wolf
Quiet (she'd be higher, but she is covered in bugs)
Olga Gurlukovich
Jetstream Sam
Amanda
Revolver Ocelot (MGSV)
Laughing Octopus
The entire rest of the B&B Unit
Kazuhira Miller (PW)
Naomi (MGS4)
Para-Medic
Courtney (MGR)
Rosemary (MGS4)
Otacon (MGS4)
Cécile
Roy Campbell (Portable Ops)
Gene (Portable Ops)
Decoy Octopus (technically he could rank number 1)
Any given FROG soldier
Mistral
Natasha Romanenko
Kevin (MGR)
The Medic (GZ)
Drebin
Ed (MGS4)
Johnathan (MGS4)
Pequod
Morpho
Gray Fox (MGS1 (he might go cyberpsycho and snap my dick off))
Liquid Snake (MGS1 (he's so much lower in rank than Solid Snake because he'd probably have a complex about being railed))
Fortune
The Boss (Strangelove likes her, but she is like a mom to me)
Emma Emmerich (she is like a sister to me)
Raidenovitch
Vamp (MGS2)
Solidus Snake
Monsoon
Vulcan Raven
N'mani (MGR)
Major Zero (MGS3)
Senator Armstrong
Peter Stillman
Boris (MGR)
Donald Anderson
Sokolov
Doktor (MGR)
Sundowner
President Johnson
Granin
Lyndon B. Johnson (no really)
Nikita Khrushchev (no really)
Coldman
The Sorrow (idk how this one would work. he's probably cold and intangible)
Volgin (Ocelot fears that he'd zap you just by proximity, and I believe him)
/// Psycho Mantis (MGS1) would go here if he didn't hate sex
Fatman (I cannot take his voice seriously)
Metal Gear RAY
Metal Gear REX
Chrysalis AI Weapon
The Shagohod
"Metal Gear" Excelsus
Metal Gear ZEKE
Peace Walker AI Weapon (it's like a mom to me)
Sahelanthropus (I cannot take its voice seriously)
Arsenal Gear (MGS4)
Johnny (MGS4. he stinks)
The End (he is old and might explode)
Code Talker (he is old and covered in bugs)
The Fear (he might poison me and he might explode)
The Fury (his skin is just unpleasant. and he might explode)
The Pain (his skin is just unpleasant. and covered in bees. and might explode)
The Man on Fire (self explanatory)
Huey Emmerich
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