#Coughmanic

[cheekyhoffman]

To avoid posting 25 turds at once I have compiled them for your leisure.

Everything that made me too flabbergasted to conceive a response:

“Can I bounce on it?" -Anonymous, August 3rd.

"hello mark hoggman, may i have a taste of your bodacious bazongas?" -Anonymous, August 5th.

"do u suck cock answer truthfully❤️" -Anonymous, August 6th.

"Will you eat this normal casserole" -Anonymous, August 8th.

"does it squirt" -Anonymous, August 9th.

"sorry. I’ll elaborate. How are you jerking, boo?" -Anonymous, August 10th.

"I wanna fuck you" -Anonymous, August 13th.

"Do it jiggle" -Anonymous, August 15th.

"no more hofman" -Anonymous, August 19th. (a personal favourite)

"big sexy. you" -Anymous, August 30th.

"Can i push you down the stairs (sexual)" -Anonymous, September 6th.

"Hello mucus coughman" -ouchmyfingerslipped, October 31st.

"How gay are you on a scale of gay to super mega gay" -Anonymous, November 3rd.

"worst blog ever 5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" -Anonymous, November 3rd.

"If I squeeze your boobs will I get milk from them like a cow" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"Good boy" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"Funny big square man with big boob and big ass get squeezed" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"How meany times have you and Peter done it" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"Does Peter top or do you?" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"I have a crush on you.😍💍" -Anonymous, November 4th.

"I had a dream we were married you looked lovely in white" -Anonymous, November 5th.

"WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE" -Anonymous, November 5th.

"Do you estranged from your father Costas" -Anonymous, November 5th.

"Do your shirts ever get white where your nipples leak" -Anonymous, November 5th.

I hope you are all ashamed except for the guy that said no more hofman that was funny

[bananaterracotta-pie]

"John said its my turn with the brain cell"

-mucus coughman

"Nuh uh, he said it was my turn with the brain cell"

[miscreantbread]

girlfriend is sick call that charlie coughman

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Tercera temporada de 'Bridgerton' confirmada, cambiará el orden de las novelas

La tercera temporada de 'Bridgerton' contará la historia de Penelope y Colin, que sucede hasta el cuarto libro de la serie de novelas.

Es oficial, vamos a tener tercera temporada de Bridgerton, que siendo honestos no es para nada una sorpresa pues estamos hablando de una de las series más vistas de Netflix. Lo que sí llegó como sorpresa es el anuncio de que esta temporada no seguirá el orden de las novelas de Julia Quinn. En lugar de seguir con la historia de Benedict Bridgerton del tercer libro de la serie, se adaptará el…

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Former NFL Player Staged Fake Hate Crime

Former NFL Player Staged Fake Hate Crime

Edawn Coughman, 31, played for several NFL teams on the practice squad, but never made it to the starting lineup. On Wednesday, the former NFL player allegedly staged a hate crime at his two businesses in unincorporated Lawrenceville, Georgia (NY Post).

The Gwinnett County Police issued this press release:

“A local business owner is facing criminal charges after destroying his business in an…

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FIGHT

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DIPSHIDIOT OF THE DAY: FORMER NFL PLAYER TURNED BUSINESSMAN EDWAN COUGHMAN…….

DIPSHIDIOT OF THE DAY: FORMER NFL PLAYER TURNED BUSINESSMAN EDWAN COUGHMAN…….

Police said Friday a business owner and former NFL player allegedly staged a burglary in a restaurant he owned and vandalized the building, possibly trying to make it look like a hate crime.

Edawn Coughman, 31, of Buford owns multiple Create & Bake Pizza franchises in Gwinnett County along with Coughman’s Creamery, an ice cream shop in Lawrenceville. Police said Coughman allegedly vandalized his…

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MAGA attack failed bigly

MAGA attack failed bigly

LAWRENCEVILLE, Ga. – A Georgia business owner and former NFL player is facing criminal charges after destroying his business and writing racial slurs on the walls in an attempt to make it look like a burglary, police say.

Authorities said officers were called Wednesday to the Create and Bake Restaurant and Coughman’s Creamery in Lawrenceville to a report of burglary in progress, WSB-TV…

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Andy coughman

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Ex-Tampa Bay Buccaneers NFL player, 31, is charged with trashing two of his own restaurants and spraying the N-word and MAGA on the walls to make it look like a  hate crime so he could collect insurance money

Edwan Coughman, 31, was arrested on September 12 for allegedly wrecking two of his businesses to stage a hate crime and receive insurance money

Authorities responded to a burglary at Coughman's businesses in Gwinnett County, Georgia, on Wednesday around 9.30pm

The inside of the restaurants had racial slurs written in fresh black spray paint and TVs  were stolen

Authorities found Coughman in an unlicensed car with suggestive evidence, including spray paint cans

Coughman was charged with false report of a crime, insurance fraud and concealing a license plate

Authorities from the Gwinnett County Police Department in Georgia responded to a ‘burglary in progress’ call around 9.30pm on Wednesday when a witness reported a man damaging businesses.

The two businesses, Create and Bake Restaurant and Coughman’s Creamery, belonged to former NFL player and local business owner Edwan Coughman.

Inside the businesses, officers found ‘monkey’, the n-word, ‘MAGA’ and swastikas scrawled on the walls in fresh black spray paint.

‘The smell of spray paint was very fresh. When officers touched it, the paint appeared wet,’ a news release from police said. 

The cushions were reportedly sliced open, mirrors were broken, wires were cut, TVs were missing and the surveillance system was broken.

According to a news release, the witness told officers the suspect was driving a Chevrolet Silverado with no license plate.

Cpl. Michele Pihera told Gwinette Daily Post: ‘We believe he used that possibly not to have the truck or identity of the truck return back to him.'

After authorities dispatched to look for the suspicious vehicle saw one that matched the description leaving a shopping center.

Behind the wheel was Coughman.

Officers noticed several TVs both inside and in the bed of his truck that were still attached to brackets with damaged drywall.

Coughman was also wearing a pair of gloves, the Gwinette Daily Post reported.

The 31-year-old told authorities he realized his businesses had be burglarized earlier in the day, but contacted his insurance company instead of local police.

Suspicious, police officers obtained a search warrant to search Coughman’s car on Thursday.

They found cans of black spray paint and a crow bar allegedly used to pry open the back door to one of the businesses.

Coughman was arrested in the early morning hours of Thursday for false report of a crime, insurance fraud and concealing a license plate

The police statement said: ‘It appears as though Edawn conjured a premeditated plan to damage his own property, attempt to make it appear as a hate crime, file a claim with his insurance company, and sell off the undamaged appliances and electronics.’

Cpl. Pihera told the Gwinette Daily Post: 'We don't know if he was trying to get attention for this.

‘What we do know is, if that witness had not called us and if those officers had not responded as quickly as they did, we would probably be sitting here talking about a completely different crime in which Mr. Coughman would be trying to say he's a victim.’

As the investigation continues, the number of victims will be determined. 

'We're also looking into the fact that his insurance company could also be a victim, depending on if a claim was in process. ... There's also a possibility the owner of the building could also be a victim,' Pihera said.

'The case does not fit the mold of our typical criminal investigations, so we have to look outside of the box to see how many victims we truly have.'

Coughman was bonded out of jail.

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In June, an Oberlin bakery won their lawsuit against Oberlin College and a top university administrator, after three black students claimed that they had been racially profiled. The accusation led students, professors, and even some in the Oberlin administration launching a massive boycott of the bakery, including protests and pickets outside the store. The school even canceled its contracts with the bakery, which has been owned and operated by the same family for over a century and has been a popular spot for Oberlin College students within walking distance of campus. After investigations though and a year-long lawsuit, the allegations proved to be a lie, the students admitted they had in fact been kicked out after being caught stealing from the store.

Advocacy groups like the Southern Poverty Law Center make headlines by claiming that hate crimes have surged since Trump’s election but the real surge is in hate crime hoaxes, especially among university students. Almost all of that surge is due to the simple fact that in 2017 the number of hate crime reports increased by 17 percent. Taking into account that 1 in 3 of reported hate crimes turn out to be hoaxes and almost none have lead to convictions, the surge narrative is pretty dishonest. And destructive. The perception that red hat-wearing, hate-filled mobs are roaming the streets attacking minorities, gay and transgender people in the name of Donald Trump keeps us on edge. It also creates a gullibility that allows us to believe things we should know aren’t true. Like Juicy Smollett’s ridiculous tale of being attacked by two MAGA-hat-wearing Klansmen in Chicago. Before the actor’s tale unraveled, it was wildly parroted by a media too eager to believe anything that confirms its conviction that America under Trump’s presidency is rife with racism and bigotry. These hoaxes began immediately after Trump won.   

The day after the 2016 election, a student at Bowling Green State University said that she was attacked by white Trump supporters, who threw rocks at her. Police concluded that she had fabricated the story. That same day, a University of Minnesota student, claimed in a viral social-media post that she was detained by police after fighting a racist man who had attacked her. Campus and local police said that they had had no contact with her. And again that day, a Muslim student at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette made up a story about being attacked and robbed by Trump supporters, who supposedly ripped off her hijab. For weeks after Trump’s election, America was fed a series of outrageous stories of campus race hatred that fell apart upon examination.

This trend of student hate crime hoaxes has continued. In May 2017, St. Olaf College in Minnesota was roiled in mass “anti-racism” protests that caused classes to be cancelled. a black student activist, was found to be responsible for a racist threat she left on her own car. In September of that year, five black students at the U.S. Air Force Academy Preparatory School found racial slurs written on their doors. An investigation later found that one of the students targeted was responsible for the vandalism. In November 2018, students at Goucher College in Maryland demanded social-justice training and safe spaces after “I’m gonna kill all n—s” was discovered written in a dorm bathroom. A black student was responsible for the hoax. That same month, thousands of students at Drake University protested after racist notes turned up on campus. An Indian-American student pled guilty for targeting herself and others. Here’s some more from just the last few months:

A sixth-grade girl from Springfield, Virginia, wept on television as she recalled how she was pinned down during recess by three white male students. “They put me on the ground,” she said. “One of them put my hands behind my back. One put his hands over my mouth. One cut my hair. They were saying that my hair was ugly, that it was nappy.” Many outlets jumped on the tale and turned it into a national crisis. New York Times, MSNBC, CNN and Washington Post all ran daunting articles, proving “the rise in hate crimes in the Trump era.” Democrat Rashida Tlaib published a personalized message on Twitter to the girl, saying her blackness threatened these white boys to their core, that’s why they did it. The accused boys were never sought for comment. On the contrary, the NAACP demanded “immediate disciplinary action” against the minor suspects. All over Twitter people found a way to blame Trump. A few days later the girl confessed she had cut her own hair off and made the story up. Her grandparents later wrote an apology on her behalf.

Talha Javaid, a 23-year-old immigrant from Pakistan who lives in Ontario posted screenshots on Twitter purported to be a text from a bigoted white parent who didn’t want him coaching ice hockey to their son. Javaid’s tweet went viral. Within a week it racked up more than 11,000 retweets and more than 56,000 likes. An outpouring of support came from the public, hockey stars and journalists, who praised Javaid and condemned racism and Islamophobia. He received job offers to coach in both Canada and the U.S. “And they try to convince us racism doesn’t exist anymore or in hockey,“ San Jose Sharks hockey player Evander Kane tweeted. Turns out that Javaid doesn’t even coach ice hockey to kids. When the rink where Javaid claimed to coach was contacted, the facility said they have never heard of Javaid nor the ice skating classes he allegedly was holding. “We’ve never heard of him. He’s never taught here.” This is not the first time Javaid has claimed to be the victim of Islamophobia. In September 2017, he said he found a note on his car that read: “Muslim! Go Home! Make Canada Great Again. MAGA. MCGA.” 

Former NFL player, Edawn Coughman, called 911 to report a hate crime inspired burglary at his pizza restaurant in Lawrenceville, Georgia. When officers arrived, they saw several racist words, swastikas and the word "MAGA" sprayed on the walls and booth cushions in black spray paint. “Several booth cushions were sliced open. They also found broken mirrors, cut wires, and a damaged video surveillance system. The smell of spray paint was very fresh.” A witness reported the suspect was driving a black car without a license plate. Officers pulled over a vehicle that matched the description - it was Coughman driving. They noticed "several televisions in the bed of the truck and inside the cab," some of which were "still attached to the brackets with damaged drywall.” After he was arrested, police found a yellow crow bar and cans of black spray paint in his vehicle. "It appears as though Edawn conjured a premeditated plan to damage his own property, attempt to make it appear as a hate crime, file a claim with his insurance company, and sell off the undamaged appliances and electronics," police said.

Democrat politician Erica Thomas cried her eyes out during a Facebook live video, stating she "feared for her life" after a white man "verbally assaulted" her. “This white man comes up to me and says, 'you need to go back where you came from!'" she said. “I was helpless.” She also told police officers the man walked up to her with clenched fists. The hashtag #IStandWithErica quickly began trending on Twitter. Beto O’Rourke blamed Trump for “fomenting hate every day,” Bill de Blasio tweeted “this is on Trump and every single person who refuses to condemn his vile racism,” while every mainstream media outlet ran stories linking this “attack” to Trump and his supporters. When police investigated, witnesses told them it was in fact Thomas telling the man to go back after he argued with her about the express lane. The employee told police that after the man accosted Thomas for ignoring the express lane rules, he began to leave but “Ms. Thomas kept ‘running her mouth’ as she approached him.” Video footage shows the man never had his fists clenched, was not irate and for someone who was so scared and helpless, Thomas followed after the man as he walked away. In a later interview, Thomas admitted that she doesn’t know if the man, who is a life-long Democrat, actually told her to go back to where she came from or not. 

The number of hate crime hoaxes by far exceeds the number of convictions. Almost every high-profile hate crime incident never happened. The real problem is that highly publicized fake hate crimes usually receive little public coverage after it is revealed that the original accusation was a hoax, meaning all the hatred, division and fear whipped up by the media and Trump’s opponents against the president and his supporters remain intact when they should be relieved. With the preoccupation with identity, privilege, and oppression, our media and higher education increasingly promote a paranoid climate of perpetual crisis for their own gain. The saddest part is Americans are bound to become ever more cynical and skeptical of hate crimes even when they actually happen. 

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(Ur never getting rid of me and I'll always say mucus coughman)

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[coughmanz]

So here’s the deal folks.

I don’t use this site anymore.

The site’s non-functional, the staff is incompetent, and what’s left of the community is toxic and sickening.

I’ll be leaving what I have up, but i’ve long since moved on to greener pastures.

If you still want to keep up with me and my work, heres some alternatives for you to find me at:

Twitter: https://twitter.com/BennyRhubarb/

Newgrounds: https://coughman.newgrounds.com/ 

Discord: Coughman#6492

Curiouscat: https://curiouscat.me/BennyRhubarb 

Ko-Fi: https://www.ko-fi.com/coughman 

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/coughman 

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When your life spirals downhill this bad, resorting to crime doesn't help.

~ The Wolfdragon