#Coppola's crimes pale in comparison of Dacre Stroker

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So I just looked at the fucking plot of Dracula the Un-dead, and can I say that I screamed in unadulterated agony at the mention that fucking JONATHAN "I WILL KILL GOD FOR MY WIFE" HARKER is drowning himself in sorrows and prostitutes because Mina has a remaining taint of Dracula which has caused her to retain her youth. I can excuse Jack Seward being a morphine addict, and I can begrudgingly accept Arthur being in a loveless marriage, I cannot accept Jonathan Harker being any less than absolutely smitten with his wife when in the Book my dude was fully prepared to JOIN Mina in being undead and effectively turn his back against god. That I cannot accept.

This book was written because apparently the Strokers wanted control over Dracula again. What they did instead was piss on Bram's grave and try to make it seem like the original story was all wrong. What the bloody fuck.