#ComedyHour

[pilepilenopile]

date night but its just howl night

can i get an awoo?

[danlanetx]

The hardest show tearing up the airwaves! Hardcore music, stand-up comedy hour, prank calls and more! Tap the link and crank it up!

[thecomedyhour01]

i’m gonna start a comedy career. i’ll start in public “comedy night” type events in pubs and then once i’ve made a name for myself locally begin to branch out, get myself out there a bit. people start talking to their friends and family about this “ComedyHour” kid, “really funny guy” they’ll say. Next thing you know, i’m being invited to actual comedy clubs as a performer: sure maybe not as the headliner mind you, not yet anyway, but nevertheless i’m still the guy people go home talking about. “hilarious” they’ll say, “they were a riot!” soon i’m always the headliner, and even sooner i’m invited to the BIG comedy club’s. At this point i’m meeting and mingling with the big names. I talk loud and laugh louder, people remember my face and when they see me they think “oh my god it’s this guy! i love this guy!” I’m now one of the big names. i begin getting asked onto shows, you know the ones: 8 out of ten cats, taskmaster; you know, THOSE types of shows. i’m everyone’s favourite guest, the most viewed episodes are one’s with me on. Finally I’ve reached the top, i’m invited onto a late night talk show, probably one of the best places for a single person to get all the limelight to talk about anything they want. Jimmy Fallon, Graham Norton, anyone really would do. at this point, i’m so universally liked that this is the most viewed episode of these shows… Ever. record breaking numbers for my show of choice. i’m the headline for that nights show, the idea of having me just come on and say… anything! it’s enough to draw people from all over the world. it’s show night. i’m behind stage as the host calls my name. take a deep breath as i walk on. the crowd cheers as they see me, men and women crying tears of joy. i sit down and the audience calms down. the host lets me begin the discussion…and i just begin to rant like a complete lunatic.

“the moon is made of rhubarb and custard”

“the government spy on us through our toothbrushes”

“The name ‘American Football’ makes complete sense despite minimal Foot on Ball action!”

I’d say anything to show I’d lost it!

At first people laugh as they think it’s another of my wacky japes… but as the dust settles and the millions of people watching begin to realise i seem genuinely believe these things they begin to become upset, panic even! “Oh no! what’s wrong with them!” the host will try and keep order but i’ll start angrily cussing him out. security will be called on me. as they drag me out i’ll begin speaking gibberish,as if possessed. i’ll be mentally evaluated - they’ll say i’ve gone insane. i’ll be institutionalised. meanwhile there’ll be riots on the outside, so much violence and blood, children weeping, families pulling each other apart! i was meant to be the best of us, the person who everyone could rely on to make the day a little brighter; without me, everything just seems so bleak. as the years go by i wont say a word, wont show any signs of improving. the world will begin to forget about me, about the power i had over people. 30 years since the incident, i overhear a conversation outside my padded cell. “Who’s this?” says an unfamiliar voice.

The world has forgotten about me. I smile. This was my plan all along. To have the world hang on my every word, then cause people to tear each other apart, and disappear without a trace. Because the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed.

[fridayhome-blog]

Good afternoon world 🌎 LINK IN THE BIO 🎧 Feeling #extragravy today‼️We got exclusive interview with @thatdudemcfly Happening #rightnow 🎧 Get the TOP 6️⃣ Now in the audio before the #youtube drops #friday all #facts zeeeeen #nocap Enjoy the show it’s an extra funny one 😂 #welovehiphop🎙 #worldsmostsmokedoutpodcast🌍💨 #toronto #comedyhour #letsgo #thursdaymotivation #movethecultureforward‼️ (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtB0ZS8gIbe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2roz8rzmud69

[mikealexandercpt]

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Alright, who's ready for Comedy Hour at United In Strength?? Of course you all Are! I really need to reassess my foot placement for my #squat. I felt confident enough to try for a 350lb #jokerset. I felt good coming off the rack buuuuuut...as you can see, I went a tad too low and there was no hope for @vwbrian83 to save me. In turn I collapsed and I had 350lbs just chilling out right on my c3 or 4 vertebrae before Brian finally had help on rescuing me. I finally learned my lesson: yes, you should still break parallel when you squat; but there also will be times when deep is really just too deep. Thanks again to Brian for spotting/saving me. Enjoy the comedy!! #unitedinstrength #strong #strength #nj #northjersey #flannelforthewin #flannelsandbarbells #igfitness #igpowerlifting #powerlifting #comedyhour #breakingparallel #squattingtoodeep #properdepth #squatdepth #njpowerlifting #strongandshapelygym #nevergiveup #nevergivein #ificandoitsocanyou #lessonlearned #newjersey (at "Strong and Shapely Gym Inc.")

[agent-r-e-darius]

#comedy #comedycentral #comedyshow #comedyclub #comedynight #comedygrind #comedylife #comedygold #comedytextposts #comedystore #comedyfestival #comedywoman #comedybar #comedynightswithkapil #comedytexting #comedypics #comedymovie #comedygoon #comedylegend #comedycellar #GetHashtags #comedysportz #comedygenius #comedyhour #comedymemes #comedyoferrors #comedyjam #comedyzone #comedytumblr #comedy__arab

[elaytv]

Elay Understood Comedy Hour💩 2012/ December 19th 2012🎭😁 . . #elay #elaytv #elayunderstood #comedy #comedyhour #comedyvideo #💩 #😁 #🎭 https://www.instagram.com/p/CGBlSl2njCA/?igshid=iz2ws7lr61eh

[treyna31]

Come out to Saint Bernard's Pub Comedy Hour! Open Mic from 8:30pm - 9:30pm! Sing, comedy set, spoken word or read us a short story! Comics start their set at 9:30pm sharp! I'm here with Happy Hour till 7pm! Astros game will be playing in the background. #SaintBernardsPub #StBernardsPub #2ndWard #KeepinItRaza #swings #hammocks #5screens #SuperNES #darts #amiJukeBox #industry #yardgames #HoustonRockets #HouatonAstros #UofHCougs #Karbach #industryspecials #espolontequila #ComedyHour #OpenMic (at Saint Bernard's Pub) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz1FxLiFW-e/?igshid=dkmmsflo515g

[basicprincipal-llc]

She said "What's the Humpty Dump?" #CoWorker #dance #ComedyHour | my coworker makes the days go by fast

[yang-gang]

Hey if Adam plans to take over the WF, he’s gonna need a good lawyer.

[thatguythensome]

Just Because 👹☠️ Follow my #TikTok . . . . . . . . . . . . #tiktokdancing #wshh #puertorico #imnotasian #tiktokasian #edmlifestyle #edmlife #edmfashion #edmfunny #shuffledance #cosplayersofinstagram #shuffledance #futsal #liluzivert #comedyhour #latenights #dankier #dancealot #edmshuffle #truffleshuffle #shuffling #everydayimshuffling #danceislife #dancersonig #igers #instagrammers #instadance #explore #instadancing #instafunny (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B6ufy61hje9/?igshid=1qaa3759hixzv

[beastntraining]

Dig it. #comedyhour (at San Clemente Elks Lodge #2068) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5wdBEAF80t/?igshid=a5ghijk5c1l9

[liteitupmagazine]

STAND UP COMEDY - COMEDY RANTS 01: The hilarious comedian Tommy Davidson takes to the stage in Pasadena California with his famous impersonations. (I am anxiously waiting on the return of In Living Color reboot). #comedy #comedyrants #tommydavidson #inlivingcolor #standupcomedy #livecomedy #laugh #laughing #laughlin #laughs #laughter #laughfactory #laughoutloud #alljokesaside #defcomedyjam #comedyhour #funny #comedian #comedians #comedyshow #livecomedyshow #comedynight #funnybusiness #bringthefunny (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2mRUpLnb6n/?igshid=ao680pdrxw7w

[fridayhome-blog]

Good afternoon world 🌎 LINK IN THE BIO 🎧 Feeling #extragravy today‼️We got exclusive interview with @thatdudemcfly Happening #rightnow 🎧 Get the TOP 6️⃣ Now in the audio before the #youtube drops #friday all #facts zeeeeen #nocap Enjoy the show it’s an extra funny one 😂 #welovehiphop🎙 #worldsmostsmokedoutpodcast🌍💨 #toronto #comedyhour #letsgo #thursdaymotivation #movethecultureforward‼️ (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtB0SH-AE0U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=eqohtj27v610

[radtwister]

Mixed depression

Crying in my special k be a whole other mood.

[mekemakeup]

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