#Colonel Hansen

[cybervesna]

I did this for science and I regret nothing.

[blackrevell]

// body worth a thousand of landscapes // [custom appearance by @cybervesna]

outtakes under the cut

// curiosity flatlined the cat, but you're different //

[adlerboi]

Kurt Hansen

[irisvneverec]

[pricescigar]

Kurt Hansen & Lina Dawson

From Co-Workers to lovers 🖤

Did a collaboration with the amazing @adlerboi

(Who managed to do the mods for me ;) )

[olath124]

Ok. I'll probably end up doing it. I'm thinking of writing something about how I wanted Phantom Liberty to end. And yeah, Kurt Hansen's stuff because that man has a bigass Dom vibe, and who I am to resist such a thing? I've never written any fanfiction (oh, ok, maybe something when I was 14) and English is not even my native language... But let's try this new thing!

[ouroboros-hideout]

WILD EYES

Kurt Hansen 02/???

Against the grain Against the odds Against the world Forever the underdogs

[heywoodvirgin]

[elvenbeard]

Run this Town

I promised @ouroboros-hideout epic Kurt content... and after first doing something silly and not so serious instead, here's the actual thing they pictured xD

[dreamskug]

Colonel Kurt Hansen

Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

Don't re-upload or edit.

[cybervesna]

CDPR: Kurt Hansen has Sandevistan Also CDPR: *don't make it* Me: FINE I WILL DO IT MYSELF

Anyway, have to work on textures for this and gonna do ArchiveXL for it Edgerunners edition 😎

[blackrevell]

Dogtown Alpha Hound ///// COL. KURT HANSEN

[wintersoldierslover]

my fic recs masterlist

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Bucky Barnes:

all bucky barnes

headcanon  -  blurb  -  one-shot  -  series - two-parter

40s  -  The Winter Soldier  -  Avenger  -  TFATWS

dbf!bucky  -  brother’s bff  -  bff’s brother

neighbour  -  housewife reader

lumberjack  -  firefighter  -  bodyguard

priest bucky  -  college

football player  -  hockey player  -  boxer

professor  -  teacher  -  librarian/bookshop

coffee shop  -  soulmate  -  royal

other AUs  -  taboo

moodboard  -  deactivated:(

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Stranger Things characters:

all eddie munson  -  all steve harrington

eddie and steve (x reader)

billy hargrove  -  jason carver  -  mike wheeler

dmitri enzo antonov  -  jim hopper

robin buckley  -  nancy wheeler

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Outer Banks Characters:

all Rafe Cameron

all JJ Maybank

Rafe Cameron and JJ Maybank (x reader)

Pope Heyward  -  Topper Thorton

John B.  -  Sarah Cameron

Kiara Carrera

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Marvel characters:

Wanda Maximoff  -  Kate Bishop

Natasha Romanoff  -  Yelena Belova

Peter Parker  -  Pietro Maximoff

Steve Rogers  -  Stephen Strange

Frank Castle  -  Matt Murdock 

Moon knight  -  Steven Grant

Joaqín Torres - Clint Barton

Loki Laufeyson  -  Druig

Eddie Brock  -  Miles Morales

Miguel O’hara  -  Hobie Brown

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Harry Potter characters:

Sirius Black  -  Remus Lupin 

James Potter  -  Poly!Marauders

Lily potter  -  Cedric Diggory

George Weasley  -  Fred Weasley

Severus Snape  -  Tom Riddle

Draco Malfoy

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Avatar (James Cameron) charachters:

neteyam  -  aonung  -  lo’ak

rotxo  -  kiri  -  spider

jake sully  -  neytiri  -  tsu’tey

tonowari  -  ronal  -  colonel quaritch

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Top Gun chracters:

Fanboy  -  Hangman  -  Rooster  -  Bob

Iceman

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Wednesday characters:

Xavier Thorpe  -  Ajax Petropolus

Wednesday Addams  -  Divina

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Bridgerton characters:

Anthony Bridgerton  -  Benedict Bridgerton

Colin Bridgerton

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Criminal Minds characters:

Spencer Reid  -  Aaron Hotchner

Derek Morgan

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The Last of Us characters:

Joel Miller  -  Ellie Williams

Abby Anderson

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The Devil All The Time characters:

Tommy Matson  -  Lee Bodecker

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Uncharted characters:

Nate Drake  -  Sam Drake

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Euphoria characters:

Elliot (Euphoria)  -  Fezco

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On My Block characters:

Mario Martinez  -  Oscar Diaz

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Modern Family characters:

Luke Dunphy  -  Alex Dunphy

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Ted Lasso:

Roy Kent  -  Jamie Tartt

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NHL players:

Matthew Ktachuk  -  Trevor Zegras

Nolan Patrick  -  Tyler Seguin

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Actors:

Sebastian Stan  -  Joseph Quinn

Jamie Campbell Bower  -  Danny Ramirez

Drew Starkey  -  Rudy Pankow

Ben Hardy  -  Bella Ramsey

Jenna Ortega

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Miscellaneous characters:

Eli ‘Hawk’ Moskowitz  -  Marcus Baker

Rodrick Heffley  -  Hunter Sylvester

Lloyd Hansen  -  Ari Levinson

Nick Fowler  -  Tangerine

Rhett Abbott  -  Hayden ‘Harvard Hottie’

Colin (Not Okay)  -  Min Ho (Xo, Kitty)

Ash (No Exit)  -  James Maguire (Derry Girls)

Jake Peralta  -  Nick Miller  -  Brian O’conner

Anakin Skywalker  -  Bruno Madrigal

Tadashi Hamada  -  Kakashi Hatake

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Miscellaneous real people:

Billie Eilish  -  AEW Hook

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*Updated whenever there’s a new character <3

[irisvneverec]

[sofia-in-nc]

The State Secret

A backstory of Valerie

WARNING: It’s lengthy

October 12, 2053 –

a child named Valerie was born. To Rosalind, the last thing she would want for herself is a child. Bearing one is no bueno when working for corpos. She could not let herself be branded as a mother nor bear the role of a parent among other many things she does as Donald Lundee's successor.

To save face, she passed the baton to Kurt though undeniably this was a morally painful thing for her to do. As sad as it may sound, there was reluctance from the receiving end. Likewise, the responsibility did not sit well with him, not because he did not want the child but because he also works for Militech. In addition to that, he doesn't have a permanent residence, constantly gets assigned abroad and has the tendency to snap at little brats. But with Kurt's tactical prowess, he hatched a plan to delegate his parental tasks to his unit. They went as undercover locals who would oversee his daughter's needs and safety.

Valerie lived in a controlled environment; she grew up in these people's care under Kurt's supervision and was groomed to believe that her parents had passed away for logical reasons. And like any streetkid, she's left to her own devices, but a handful of folks would mentor her throughout her journey. Words about her true identity were strictly kept amongst the unit and were deemed taboo to even think about. These are the facts that even Valerie was oblivious to.

Kurt wasn't exactly a terrible parent towards Valerie. He never failed to provide and would apprise Myers about their daughter from time to time. Likewise, Rosalind would provide for her needs and also find time – even if it would be brief – to bond with her. As a part of Myers' family tradition, being an equestrian is imperative. She trained Valerie to be an equestrian though animals such as horses were doomed to be extinct. But somehow, with the power that Myers holds, sourcing out a horse could be done in a hot minute.

Moments like this were precious to both of them, but sadly, they could not stand the test of time. Myers eventually stepped in as the new CEO of Militech which required her to channel her full attention to the new role cutting her off completely from their daughter. Kurt on the other hand, had to attend to his ever-demanding role as Colonel; always out and about and constantly flies out to monitor Militech's bases around the globe.

Valerie remained under Kurt's watch through the effort of his undercover unit. Growing up, she was exposed to various training including warfare combat. The training was not exclusive to her. To avoid speculations around her privileges, Kurt's unit would open it to the locals during summer. She was also given continuous training as an equestrian... For what purpose? No one knows. Although this shows that Myers still thinks about Valerie despite being an absent parent. Valerie would get blessed with war trinkets by her folks too. One of these is a pair of specs with red round lenses that Militech issued to its high-ranking officers. In Valerie's case, her pair was her father's.

As a child, Valerie was ambitious much like her parents. When she reached legal age, she applied for a position at Arasaka. It was a spit on both Hansen and Myers' faces, but they could not protest against this as they had to remain anonymous for everyone's sake. They couldn't do anything but support her decision and think of it rather as leverage against Arasaka.

Come 2069,

Myers had shifted to the political landscape as the President of NUSA with the Unification War erupting under her term. Breaking the news about her child would be as good as a murder conviction. The consequences would be severe; Myers might as well shoot herself in the head if the story goes out in the public.

In that same year, Valerie was assigned a field work outside Night City. Kurt was well aware of her activities but what slipped his desk was that she happened to cross a state that was being swarmed by Militech. Unfortunately, Valerie got caught up in a bombing.

Hansen took this heavily upon himself and left Militech. Myers got a wind of the news and was devastated by it. After all the Unification War was her doing. Actually, both of them had their part in it and this would be the second time they failed as Valerie's parents.

Rosalind had to make a sound plan after learning about the accident. One, put her unification campaign on hold, two, save Valerie's life. Through the effort of Militech, she aided their daughter's surgery and recovery anonymously. They gave Valerie a very distinct neck cyberware as her 'ganic neck was ruptured during the bombing. Unfortunately, this rendered Valerie useless to Arasaka resulting to her dismissal. But she hated running out of options so she dipped her toes into the lawless merc business. And alas, she buried Valerie and made herself a brand in this arena as V. Fixers, mercs, and enemies would get rattled whenever V's name is tossed into the conversation - a short but crippling name.

June 2077,

it was reported that Myers' Space Force One crashed into Night City. V couldn't help but notice the grey streaks growing in her hair and of course, the irony in the SF1 sitch as it landed specifically in Dogtown where the "Royal Asshole" as she would call Hansen, reigns supreme. To this point, V is still clueless about how these people are related to her. Heck, probably she'll never get to know.

Hansen gambled hard with the situation. He shot the plane down and then referred V, who is making waves as a legendary merc in Night City, to Songbird to work with her in rescuing Myers. Without thinking through, he turned a blind-eye on the possibility that the NUSA could use his own daughter to hunt him down.

Upon meeting Myers at the crash site, V felt an odd familiar affinity with the President. Myers even pointed out V's age and her growing grey streaks, telling her how she got her greys at an early age too! Both she and Rosalind were mutually comfortable in each other's presence, and it's something that they reveled in. At some point after going through some hoops, Myers reflected on the situation and was surprised that it felt liberating, so to speak. It also popped into her mind that Valerie is in town. It would be nice to check on her though chances are miniscule. Perhaps V could help her get to Valerie?

Now working as a special agent for the FIA, V gradually learns about the whole charade. Rosalind's unusual attachment to her netrunner just doesn't make sense. Instead of perceiving it as a professional type, V deemed it as something maternal, similar to what she experienced firsthand during the rescue mission. As though she treated Songbird much like her own daughter.

The crash prompted a conflict in the organization and with everyone involved. Kurt Hansen is first in the queue. During V's briefing with Reed and Alex, she received an order directly from the President to neutralize Hansen, as Reed claimed it to be. The plan raised concerns and V couldn't help but assess its integrity. Alex didn't deny that Myers was not fully aware of the plan. The mission was successfully expedited, but it didn’t go without one or two perishing during the process; Kurt is dead, Alex is gone.

A day has passed since Hansen was taken down. Weirdly, the whole thing was disturbing V to the core. Like disregarding a gut feeling and now she is taking the fall. Did she kill the wrong person? Who is Kurt Hansen to begin with? V couldn't help but go through what Kurt was screaming at her. To be fair with him, she never got the chance to understand his side of the story, and for Hansen to spit some facts while fighting for their own survival, V felt uneasy. Reed's a whack, she realized, and needs some saving too. Rosalind on the other hand, was left in the shadows and would have to deal with all of this mess. What a clusterfuck, she thought.

Hansen was right. If Myers wanted someone dead, she would send the black ops, not the FIA. Albeit underestimated, V managed to do the task. Not for long, Myers personally reached out to V. She shared that she was made aware of the mishap and acknowledged every person's participation in it. Even she was accountable for it. But this mess... she wanted it to be cleaned. She wanted Reed to be put down. V noticed the bitter undertone in her words but felt slightly relieved after hearing this from Myers because after piecing back all the info, she realized that Reed did everyone dirty. Innocent people didn't have to die, heck, Hansen did not even have to die.

Life must go on and business should not come to a halt after the whole shitshow. V took on a gig where she had to move some chess pieces in Dogtown's governing body while disguising as Aguilar. Upon her arrival at Hansen's funeral, before her stood the president of the NUSA. "Here you are.", Rosalind uttered. V was surprised by Myers' acknowledgement of Aguilar’s presence, but nonetheless, being in the presence of Myers amongst many that gathered to commemorate Kurt Hansen's legacy, it was V's first time to feel at home.

What could’ve been their family photo if things turned out differently.

[olath124]

The "Sure, Kurt"'kiss after he said a dirty joke he's particularly proud about.