#Cody: you thought your wife was gonna die in childbirth and so YOU FELL TO THE DARKSIDE? you couldn’t have taken her to a doctor??

[cloudydoesstuff]

yall I just had a dream that’s the perfect crack fic. Basically, Vader gets teleported into the clone wars where the 501st and the 212th are fighting. Once Vader gets there all comms go down so they’re essentially stuck on the planet. Anakin meets Vader, bickering ensues

One particular scene I had in mind:

Anakin and Vader: *walking in silence*

Anakin: Could you stop kriffing breathing like that? It’s getting on my nerves

Vader: No.

Anakin: *sighs*

It’s at times like these I wish I could be a creative writer but alas I must stay unintentionally dreaming crackfics