#Clue Yvette the Maid

[lovelyrottingcrows]

She's not a whorish bimbo maid...she's my whorish bimbo maid

im so freaking excited to play her soon YIPPEEE YIPPEEE

[foggybear42]

they are both simultaneously mlm wlw solidarity AND hostility to me

[nicklloydnow]

“I'M VERY ASHAMED to admit it, but I gradually came to hate her, quietly and feebly. Maybe it was the hatred of an adventurer for an escapade that hadn't lived up to his expectations, that hadn't come off, an irresolvable subconscious bitterness at the fact that she was a servant and not the lady of the house. I don't know. One thing is certain; along with the gratitude I felt to Jenny, I also detected in myself the first twinges of antipathy for her. She had revived a corpse, and the corpse, having come back to life, at once resumed its nasty little tricks, as you see, and instead of gratitude, concealed a bitterness toward the girl who had found him on her doorstep.” - Edward Limonov, ‘His Butler’s Story’ (1987) [p. 91]

[drod-art]

Yvette in the Billiard Room

My first proper fan art of the Clue movie.

[uglypastels]

Fuck feminism. I'm texting this guy and asked him what halloween costume he'd want me to wear and he said a slutty maid. Is it original? No. Did it make me blush and giggle? Absolutely

[beansprean]

WHAT WE CLUE IN THE SHADOWS: A FINALE CONSPIRACY BOARD

So. WWDITS may have the actual balls to do this to us. and I for one am INCREDIBLY excited for the possibility. If you're a WWDITS fan and haven't seen Clue (1985), I highly recommend taking 95 minutes to do so before the finale. Just in case.

Clue is my favorite movie, I have probably seen it upwards of 100 times for real, and I can recite it from memory with 90% accuracy. I also have the pleasure of owning and playing the WWDITS-themed Clue game, which is centered around finding out who stole the witch's skin hat and where in the house they hid it. I don't know if that will play into the finale at all, but it's something to think about.

The thing about Clue (the film), if you aren't aware, is that there are three different endings. On the vhs/dvd, you see all three in a row between 'that's how it could have happened, but what about this?' title cards. In theaters, there were three versions of the movie (labeled A, B, and C) that were dispersed to different theaters, so depending on where and when you went to see it you would see one of 3 endings. (It's kinda unclear which letter corresponded to which originally, so my labels will be assuming a 1:1 comparison between the order of the home version of Clue and the airing order of the WWDITS episodes.) The Clue endings are not all made equal, and on the home version, the final ending is announced as 'what really happened.'

So allow me to take a moment to talk about how the different endings work in context to each other and the film, and how that could translate to three different endings for WWDITS.

CLUE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT (for real, go watch it)

(last chance to watch Clue go)

Ending#1: "Communism is just a red herring"

In this ending, the first one that plays in the home version, Miss Scarlet is revealed to be the murderer. She is a snarky, sarcastic madam who runs a "hotel and telephone service to provide men with the company of a young lady for a short while" and has policemen on her payroll. This is what I would consider the expected ending, the one that makes sense for most viewers. It's not shocking, but it's funny and well acted and it makes the most sense. Miss Scarlet has the right personality for murder, was in the most convenient area of the house to commit them, and had Yvette (the maid, formerly one of Miss Scarlet's call girls) committing some of the murders at her direction, so she had enough alibis to not make her too obvious. Many people watching this movie for the first time will have her high on their suspect list.

This ending also dismisses the idea of 'dangerous communism' that had been a thread throughout the film (as it is set in 1953 during the second Red Scare) as a misdirection. Miss Scarlet isn't stealing government secrets to betray the US; she's doing it to make money. The real danger all along was capitalism, something that s6 of WWDITS has said repeatedly.

So, to recap, this is the Standard Ending. The Second Best ending. Version B.

Ending #2: "Mrs. Peacock did it all."

This one, played second in the home version, is in my opinion the weakest ending. It reveals Mrs. Peacock, the neurotic, hysterical, and allegedly politically corrupt wife of a senator, as the murderer. She's hilarious and fantastic to watch throughout the whole film and I love her, but this charm drops after the reveal and she becomes cold and drab as she threatens her way to safety. She committed all the murders herself, which would be very difficult to achieve with the tight timing and her position in the basement during the search.

She ends up being caught outside the house by a police inspector, who had earlier shown up disguised as an evangelist telling her to "repent, the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Interestingly, they originally filmed him immediately shooting her dead without provocation, but they thought that was too dark and edited it into an arrest instead (which is why there is such a quick cut after he pulls his gun, and we only hear her rather than see her after that). This is the 'repent for your sins' ending. You do bad things, bad things happen to you.

The obligatory "it's always who you least expect" ending. The Still-Good-But-Not-The-Best Ending. Version C.

Ending #3: "You're Mr. Boddy!"

This is "how it really happened" - the twist ending! The hero was the villain, the villain was just a pawn, and everyone committed a murder in the house to cover their own asses. Prof Plum killed the fake Mr. Boddy, Miss Scarlet killed the cop, Mrs. Peacock killed Mrs. Ho (the cook), Mrs. White killed Yvette, Colonel Mustard killed the motorist, and Wadsworth/Mr. Boddy killed the singing telegram girl.

Mr. Green, who reveals he works for the FBI, kills Wadsworth/Mr. Boddy and arrests the rest of the cast. Understandably the best and most exciting ending (though not without some plot holes) that everyone loves. We get a surprising reveal from two of our main characters that not only changes the context with how you view them, but informs aspects of their character that have been there throughout the film! Now we understand why Wadsworth retained control of the house and the timeline of events, why he was so familiar with the house, and why this entire thing was orchestrated in the first place. We also understand why the cowardly and clumsy Mr. Green was consistently the first to jump to help and defend the other characters, even when it meant putting himself if physical danger. Unfortunately this ending also suggests that he was only pretending to be gay (wouldn't that be a twist for Guillermo lol), but he could also just be in a lavender marriage which is what I choose to believe.

This ending also has the iconic 'flames on the side of my face' scene and repeats 'communism is a red herring', this time in the context of Mr. Boddy's intention to continue blackmailing them all now that they have taken care of anyone who could have pointed the finger at him.

This is the True Ending. The twist you didn't expect but are delighted to find. The 'nothing was as it seemed' endng. The ending that is the most intentional and complete, where everyone gets to shine. Version A.

So what will we be doing in those shadows?

We can assume that e11 will not revolve around finding a murderer, but it does, from what we've seen in the trailer, revolve around making a wife for the monster. Do we get three different wives? Three different actors to play her? Three different superhero identities for Nandor and Guillermo? Three different levels of nandermo: one with a handshake, one with a hug, one with a kiss? Three different explanations for the origin and/or purpose of the documentary? (this is my personal favorite) Or is each ending entirely divorced from the other? Only time will tell.

What I'm leaning toward is that each episode will come up to the same turning point - a decision, a reveal, etc. The first two versions will have reasonable possibilities, the first less surprising but more enjoyable than the second, and the third... The third will be what really happened, and pull a twist no one saw coming. Perhaps even a character will reveal a hidden identity. Maybe, just maybe...we get Simon the Devious.

I only hope the order of the episodes doesn't change between channels or time zones because that will make things very confusing when liveblogging it in the group chat lmao.

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Image One: A pulp-style poster of Wadsworth from the movie “Clue”. Wadsworth, wearing his butlers uniform, is holding a tray with a bottle of whiskey and three glasses. His face is framed by a noose that is lowered from the top of the image, and he is half-circled by a lead pipe, wrench, knife, candlestick, and gun being pointed at him. Above him are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “Over his dead body! a Startling Thriller by Lynn Landis”

Image Two: A pulp-style poster of Miss Scarlet from the movie “Clue”. Miss Scarlet is wearing her form-fitting, off-shoulder green dress and is pointing a gun at Wadsworth, who is in shadow. She stands in the foyer in front of the staircase. Above her are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. To the left of her is the quote “She said one bullet left in the gun…or did she?”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “One plus Two plus One plus One…A Thrilling Novel of Murder and Mathematics by Lynn Landis”

Image Three: A pulp-style poster of Mrs. White from the movie “Clue”. Mrs. White is drawn in shades of orange, rising above the entwined couple that is one of her husbands and Yvette, the maid. They are locked in a passionate embrace while she is staring down enraged, her hands held up by her head. Above her are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. To the left of the couple is the quote “The shocking story of a burning hatred!”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “Flames! Flames, on the side of my face, breathing, breathle- heaving breaths. by Lynn Landis.”

Image Four: A pulp-style poster of Professor Plum and Mrs. Peacock from the movie “Clue”. Mr. Plum is wearing his dark suit jacket, pale blue button down, and bow tie. Mrs. Peacock is waring her orange feathered hat and brown gown. He is standing next to her, holding a match out that is of equal length to the one she is holding. Above them are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. To the right of Professor Plum is the quote “‘It’s you and me, honeybunch.’ he breathed…”. In the bottom left corner is the quote “The Peacock and the Plum: A spicy mystery of romance and murder by Lynn Landis”

Image Five: A pulp-style cover of Mr. Green from the move “Clue”. He is wearing his suit and red tie, and is clutching at the dead body of the cook, who has a knife protruding from her back, while he gapes. Surrounding him are large green faces and fingers pointing accusingly. Above him are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. To the right of Mr. Green is the quote “Was he just a little accident-prone…or was it murder?”. In the bottom left corner is the quote “In this issue- a thrilling true-crime case from the files of J. Edgar Hoover”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “I didn’t do it! a baffling book-length whodunnit by Lynn Landis”

Image Six: a pulp-style cover of the Singing Telegram Girl from the movie “Clue”. She is wearing a red coat with gold buttons and trim, a red hat with gold trim similar to that of an old-fashioned bellboy, and gray slacks. She is striking a dramatic pose with her mouth open, as if she is singing. Hovering over and behind her is a skeleton dressed in a suit, holding a conductors wand. Above her are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “Melody for Murder: a Symphony of Surprise by Lynn Landis”

Image Seven: a pulp-style cover of Yvette, the maid, from the movie “Clue”. She is wearing her revealing maid outfit and is surrounded by the floating, blue heads of Wadsworth, Colonel Mustard, Mr. Green, and Professor Plum. Above her are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “Not just her face… they knew every inch of her body.. My God, Yvette! by Lynn Landis”

Image Eight: a pulp-style cover of Colonel Mustard from the movie “Clue”. He is wearing a trench coat over a brown suit and a fedora, and he is holding a briefcase full of files to his chest as he glances over his shoulder. In the background, a figure stands at the top of a set of stairs between alleys, bathed in red light. Above him are the words “Clue” and “Mystery Magazine”. To the right of him is the quote “All new fiction. All stories complete”. In the bottom right corner is the quote “Two corpses. Everything’s fine: A Suspenseful Novelet by Martin Mull”. In the bottom left corner is the quote “Were the Russians behind the blackmail? …Or was communism just a Red Herring? by Lynn Landis” / End ID ]

“To Make a Long Story Short”

Stephen Andrade’s wonderful pulp-style tribute to Clue (1985)

Prints and original artwork available at nineteeneightyeight.com or through @galleries1988 on Instagram :)

[nolanwuzhere]

Clue - 1985

The Clue movie from 1985 is one of my favorite of all time. It's just a perfect movie to have on in the background and most of the comedy holds up. Most of it. Some of the comedy has definitely not aged well. Last week I had Clue playing on the TV while I was studying for a midterm, and there were a few moments where I was caught off guard by just how dated certain jokes were. Two running jokes specifically stood out to me. One, Mr. Green confesses that he's a homosexual. That is the big secret that he's keeping from the rest of the cast. When compared to the secrets kept by the other main characters, such as murder and war profiteering, it seems very tame in contrast. This is played up for laughs because while the movie was released in 1985, it is meant to take place in the 1950's. Safe to say homophobia wasn't exactly scarce back then. Two, Yvette the maid is gawked at by most of the male cast because of her figure and her chest size. There are several scenes where they're all staring and Professor Plum especially comes off as very smitten with her. Then the two jokes collide as Mr. Green is paired up with Yvette and they both become stuck in a doorway. Finally, to end the movie, it is revealed that Mr. Green is actually not gay and was only pretending to be homosexual to have a secret of his own. This all is very heteronormative. All of the male characters in the movie perform their gender in a way that is predictable, with them all fawning over the attractive lady. When one of the characters is confirmed to be gay, the others quite literally scoot away from him as if he is contagious. And to wrap things all up, the character that was supposedly gay is actually straight and claims that he going to go home and sleep with his wife. Instead of leaving the hero gay, he had to turn out to be straight in order for the audience to root for him.

[grossrottie]

THREE NEW F/OS?!??! oh my goodness you've GOT to tell us all about them 👀👀

EEEE HI STARRRRR!! Yes I have THREE!!

All from one movie too!!

Have you ever seen Clue?? 👀 It’s from 1985 and I’ve never seen it before last night!!!!! I was told there was a butler so I went RUNNING to download it yesterday!

And AAA!!!

They’re all so hot!!!!

WARNING FOR SOME CLUE SPOILERS!!

Okay so first off, the maid, Yvette!

I did NOT expect the French accent tbh but she’s so dang gorgeous!!! She’s such a sweetie and I am looking SO respectfully— 😳 I would love to be a lil cook or housemaid beside her!!!

Next is Mr. Green!! The very first time we see him, he comes to the front door and the butler opens it and snaps “SIT!” to the guard dogs behind Mr. Green. But Green INSTANTLY plops down on a bench beside the door, no hesitation, just obedience, all wide-eyed and surprised. The butler kinda smirks and says “No, not you, sir”. Mr. Green is obedient and easily startled and I wanna kiss himmmmm.

Also, once the plot and the secrets that brought them together are beginning to be revealed, Mr. Green announces that he’s homosexual and that he feels no guilt or shame about it, but he works at a government job so he needs to be careful. (The movie’s from 1985, mind you)

AND THEN!! THE BUTLER!!!! WADSWORTH!

Oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’m yelling screaming throwing up /ref

HE’S PLAYED BY TIM CURRY AND I AAAAAA!!!

Look at that greasy SMIRK!!!

At the climax of the movie he gets drenched in water and then runs around in a frenzy and oh my GODDD he looks like a complete weirdo /pos

I would do wonderful terrible things to him 😳 I have SUCH a thing for butlers…. Also his ACCENT AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The sweet sultry tones….the rumbling chuckle….

Also honorary mention to Miss Scarlet the ���hotel and phone business owner’, she might become an F/O once she has enough time in my brain 👀 riiiiight on the cusp with her!! I could totally imagine being one of her ‘employees’ and maybe trying to become friends with her too!!

AAAAAA I’M SO SMITTEN!!! I’m such a sucker for whodunits (*glances at my butler F/O from the show Whodunnit?*) and this seems like it was a classic!!!! So many of the characters were brilliant and so intriguing and my GOSH they were pretty!!!

[nsfwmiamiart]

Part 7 - Incoming Text for Gabrielle Union-Wade (@itsgabrielleu) and Rihanna (@rihanna) and Lauren London (@laurenlondon) and Kim Kardashian (@kimkardashian) and Jennifer Lopez (@jlo) and Jamie Chung (@jamiejchung) and Noel Clarke (@noelclarke) and Nick Frost (@friedgold): “An Idea Worth a Billion Dollars”

Question:

What is all the available information about the 1985 film Clue, including details about its actors, screenwriters, directors, production studio, budget, box office performance, source material, critical reception, copyright ownership, and any related trivia or legacy?

Here are the clean links:

Clue (film) - (click on the blue link)

Cluedo - (click on the blue link)

ChatGPT Answer:

Here’s a comprehensive overview of Clue (1985):

Basic Information:

Title: Clue

Release Date: December 13, 1985 (United States)

Runtime: 94 minutes

Genre: Comedy, Mystery

Rating: PG

Director: Jonathan Lynn

Screenwriters: Jonathan Lynn and John Landis

Producer: Debra Hill

Cinematography: Victor J. Kemper

Music: John Morris

Editor: David Bretherton

Production Companies:

Paramount Pictures

Debra Hill Productions

Distributor: Paramount Pictures

Plot Overview:

Six guests, each given a pseudonym, are invited to a secluded mansion where they discover they are being blackmailed. The host, Mr. Boddy, is killed, sparking a comedic investigation filled with twists and slapstick humor. The film is notable for its multiple endings, leaving audiences guessing who the real killer is.

Cast:

Tim Curry: Wadsworth (The Butler)

Madeline Kahn: Mrs. White

Christopher Lloyd: Professor Plum

Michael McKean: Mr. Green

Eileen Brennan: Mrs. Peacock

Lesley Ann Warren: Miss Scarlet

Martin Mull: Colonel Mustard

Colleen Camp: Yvette (The Maid)

Lee Ving: Mr. Boddy

Howard Hesseman: The Chief of Police (uncredited)

Jane Wiedlin: Singing Telegram Girl

Kellye Nakahara: The Cook

Jeffrey Kramer: Motorist

Background and Production:

Based On: The film is based on the popular board game Clue (known as Cluedo outside North America), developed by Anthony E. Pratt in 1943.

Development: The project was spearheaded by producer Debra Hill, who saw potential in adapting the board game into a comedic mystery. John Landis co-wrote the initial screenplay and enlisted Jonathan Lynn to direct.

Multiple Endings: To replicate the unpredictability of the board game, three endings were filmed, each revealing a different killer. These endings were distributed randomly to theaters during its release.

Filming Location: The mansion interiors were constructed on soundstages at Paramount Studios. The mansion's exterior was filmed at the Max Busch House in Pasadena, California.

Financial Information:

Budget: Estimated at $15 million

Box Office Gross:

Domestic: $14.6 million

The film was not a commercial success upon its release, failing to recoup its budget.

Reception:

Critical Response: Mixed reviews upon release. Some critics found the humor and pacing inconsistent, while others appreciated its campy charm and ensemble cast.

Audience Response: The multiple endings confused some audiences, but the film has since developed a significant cult following.

Rotten Tomatoes: Currently holds a 69% score, reflecting its enduring popularity.

Copyright Ownership:

The film is owned by Paramount Pictures, the production and distribution company that released it.

Legacy:

Cult Status: Over time, Clue has become a favorite for fans of dark comedy and murder mysteries, often celebrated for its witty dialogue and standout performances.

Home Media: The film’s home video releases (DVD, Blu-ray) include all three endings sequentially.

Reboots and Adaptations:

A remake of Clue has been in development for years. In 2018, Ryan Reynolds was attached to star and produce a reboot in collaboration with 20th Century Studios.

Let me know if you'd like further details on any specific aspect!

Clue (1985) is a dark comedy mystery film based on the popular board game of the same name. Directed by Jonathan Lynn, the movie features an ensemble cast including Tim Curry, Madeline Kahn, Christopher Lloyd, Eileen Brennan, Michael McKean, Martin Mull, and Lesley Ann Warren.

Synopsis:

Set in 1954 New England, six strangers—Colonel Mustard, Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, Mrs. Peacock, Professor Plum, and Mrs. White—are invited to a mysterious mansion. Each guest is given a pseudonym to conceal their identity. They are greeted by the butler, Wadsworth (Tim Curry), who reveals that they are being blackmailed by their enigmatic host, Mr. Boddy.

During dinner, Wadsworth explains the nature of their secrets and presents weapons—a candlestick, dagger, lead pipe, revolver, rope, and wrench. Chaos ensues when the lights go out and Mr. Boddy is found dead. What follows is a wild and farcical investigation as the guests, along with the butler and the maid Yvette, try to uncover the murderer while fending off more deaths.

The film features a series of twists, slapstick humor, and sharp dialogue. Notably, it includes three alternate endings, with different characters revealed as the murderer(s) depending on the version shown in theaters:

Ending A: Miss Scarlet is the killer.

Ending B: Mrs. Peacock is the killer.

Ending C (the most widely recognized): Multiple characters share culpability, with Wadsworth exposing the full truth before the police arrive.

Clue is celebrated for its clever script, over-the-top performances, and inventive narrative structure. Though it received mixed reviews upon release, it has since gained a cult following.

[cheolhub]

so! i'm not sure if i told u already, but i got casted in that play i told you about, as yvette, the french maid

so i have to put on a french accent (which isn't all that difficult as i'm a huge history nerd and learn accents bc of that)

and wadsworth is the head butler, (the play is Clue btw), and he is in a love affair with my character

and you'll never fucking guess who plays wadsworth, YEA ITS MY THEATER CRUSH

so we try to act a little more "nice" to each other than regular coworkers would ya know, AAAAAAA

and when i told her about a little thing i did to add to my character, she said "oh, that's so cute!"

AH

- 🛼

EEEK congratulations on getting a part !!! i love clue (the game) but ive never heard of the play, thats so cool. and ur better than me, i know how to do very few accents

omg i love ur love story,,, this is so cute 🥹🥹 i hope things are still going well 💘 (sorry for getting to this so late egege)

[beansprean]

I just think she's neat

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Knees up of the Guide in her maid uniform from s5e6 Urgent Care: a knee-length white smock over a knee-length black dress with a turtleneck, turned-up white cuffs at the elbows, starched white collar, elbow-length black leather gloves, black tights, black heels, and a scalloped white kerchief on her head. Her hair is pulled into a low bun at the base of her neck and she is posing with a big smile at the viewer, holding a silver tray with a single ornate goblet in both hands and one foot popped up cutely behind her. 2. Full body of the Guide, hair gathered up in a large loose bun with several curly strands falling free, wearing Yvette's maid outfit from Clue (1985): a short black dress with a poofy skirt, long sleeves, and a revealing Queen Anne neckline, white ruffles decorating the bust and wrists; a small white apron tied around her waist, a black choker at her neck, fishnet stockings, black peep-toe heels with a bow, and a white doily hat pinned to her head. She is smiling coyly at the viewer, leaning forward with one leg straight and the other cocked flirtatiously, both arms held down and braced on her knee to push her breasts together. 3. Full body of the Guide, hair half-up in a small bun, wearing a party city style sexy maid costume: a short black dress with a deep v neck and poofy mutton sleeves, white ruffles at the cuffs and underneath the equally poofy miniskirt; a white apron with a frilly hem tied at the waist and behind the neck, ruffled sleeves covering her shoulders; a small ruffled cap, a tattoo black lace choker, black leather half palm gloves, white thigh high stockings with black lace trim and suspenders, and black slingback heels. The Guide winks at the viewer with a smile, posing with one leg cocked flirtatiously, one hand on her hip, and the other holding up her thumb and first two fingers. The background is mottled reddish-pink. /end ID

[andro-dino]

Mayblade Day 10 - Maid

One of my favorite scenes from Clue

+ bonus!

Actual story from my high school theater, as told by beyblade characters

[lemondoddle]

[I.D. three scenes from clue (1985) of various characters staring at yvette the maid's breasts. end I.D.]

same

[citrus-cactus]

DIGIWEEK, Day 5: Crossover

DIGIMON PARODY THEATER PRESENTS: DIGIMON CLUE: THE MOVIE (1985)

An extra submission for @digiweek because sometimes you just need to recast one of your favorite movies with characters from your favorite series and see what happens. Also yes, there is a movie based on the board game Clue/Cluedo. IT'S BRILLIANT.

I'm sorry Digimon fandom

Under the cut to spare your dash!

SIX GUESTS.

"Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here, or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself."

SIX MOTIVES.

"Well, he's certainly dead now. Who would want to kill him twice?"

"It seems so unnecessary."

ONE BODDY.

"..."

AND THE ONLY QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND IS:

WHO DONE IT?

WHEN EVERYONE'S A SUSPECT...

"This is WAR, Peacock! Casualties are inevitable. You canNOT make an omelet without breaking eggs, EVERY cook will tell you that."

"But LOOK what HAPPENED to the COOK!"

AND THERE DOESN'T SEEM TO BE ANYONE YOU CAN TRUST...

"He's not driving home, Officer, I can promise you that!"

"One of you will give him a ride?"

"We'll get him a car..."

"A little BLACK car..."

"A limo."

PERHAPS NO ONE IS WHO THEY APPEAR TO BE.

"I hated her SO. Much. It... it... the... flames. Flames, on the side of my face... breathing, breath--heaving breaths. Heaving--"

CERTAINLY NOT THE BUTLER...

"Anyway, we'd all revealed we'd all received a letter. You'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter, and you'd had a letter--"

"GET ON WITH IT!"

"THE POINT IS: blackmail!"

MAYBE NOT EVEN... THIS GUY.

"I didn't do it. I didn't DO it!"

DIGIMON PARODY THEATER PRESENTS:

COMING SOON (not really) TO HOME VIDEO.

[randomnerdystuff]

Pictures from the Orangeburg Part-Time Players production of Clue: On Stage. I was Professor Plum.