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[grossrottie]

THREE NEW F/OS?!??! oh my goodness you've GOT to tell us all about them 👀👀

EEEE HI STARRRRR!! Yes I have THREE!!

All from one movie too!!

Have you ever seen Clue?? 👀 It’s from 1985 and I’ve never seen it before last night!!!!! I was told there was a butler so I went RUNNING to download it yesterday!

And AAA!!!

They’re all so hot!!!!

WARNING FOR SOME CLUE SPOILERS!!

Okay so first off, the maid, Yvette!

I did NOT expect the French accent tbh but she’s so dang gorgeous!!! She’s such a sweetie and I am looking SO respectfully— 😳 I would love to be a lil cook or housemaid beside her!!!

Next is Mr. Green!! The very first time we see him, he comes to the front door and the butler opens it and snaps “SIT!” to the guard dogs behind Mr. Green. But Green INSTANTLY plops down on a bench beside the door, no hesitation, just obedience, all wide-eyed and surprised. The butler kinda smirks and says “No, not you, sir”. Mr. Green is obedient and easily startled and I wanna kiss himmmmm.

Also, once the plot and the secrets that brought them together are beginning to be revealed, Mr. Green announces that he’s homosexual and that he feels no guilt or shame about it, but he works at a government job so he needs to be careful. (The movie’s from 1985, mind you)

AND THEN!! THE BUTLER!!!! WADSWORTH!

Oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’m yelling screaming throwing up /ref

HE’S PLAYED BY TIM CURRY AND I AAAAAA!!!

Look at that greasy SMIRK!!!

At the climax of the movie he gets drenched in water and then runs around in a frenzy and oh my GODDD he looks like a complete weirdo /pos

I would do wonderful terrible things to him 😳 I have SUCH a thing for butlers…. Also his ACCENT AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The sweet sultry tones….the rumbling chuckle….

Also honorary mention to Miss Scarlet the ‘hotel and phone business owner’, she might become an F/O once she has enough time in my brain 👀 riiiiight on the cusp with her!! I could totally imagine being one of her ‘employees’ and maybe trying to become friends with her too!!

AAAAAA I’M SO SMITTEN!!! I’m such a sucker for whodunits (*glances at my butler F/O from the show Whodunnit?*) and this seems like it was a classic!!!! So many of the characters were brilliant and so intriguing and my GOSH they were pretty!!!