#Clothes wipes

[fudgeypants]

Night time breast pads

Night time breast pads are ultra-absorbent and designed for extended wear. They provide extra protection against leaks while breastfeeding or pumping, with a soft, comfortable fit to ensure dryness and prevent nighttime discomfort.

[thedreadvampy]

Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

[stil-lindigo]

people who adopt punk aesthetics and culture but can't refrain from buying an overpriced starbucks every morning because it's their "comfort drink!!!", how does it feel to be a walking mannequin

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.

[myuminji]

Someone asked from prev post if Vash gets 6 kisses in total for the donuts he ate so I'd like to expand further on the fact that ww will literally sit next to him with a box of donuts and wait for him to take one to kiss him everytime he did so

[lanwangjihouse]

just look at how Lil Apple pushes Lan Zhan. twice

[princeanxious]

Wiping Away The Ash - “The Death of Me and Everything I Knew”

Part One!(you’re here) Part 2!(coming soon!)

Pretty much this is a comic I started working on back in May and got pretty attached to. A combined take of several story takes; retrograde amnesia, animatronic liberation as sentient beings with rights, the angst of thinking you’ve finally made it safe and sound only for your worst nightmare to return in full, and the exploratory look on how the dynamic has changed two individuals as sides of the same coin whom have grown and weathered hell together and come out stronger for it-into two sides of different coins, misaligned as they no longer click; one side weathered with the experiences it’s survived, and the other side wiped clean, having never remembered the hell they went through let alone healing from it. Oh, and the whole ‘falling in love all over again, remixed,’ too, of course. 💜

Lemme know what yall think as I work on part two! Feedback is much appreciated and a giant motivator💜

[amygdalae]

hi hello that post you made about #onion berries and how you forgot the WIPE the cutting board made me so stressed. horrid imagery. do you only wipe the cutting board? is it not worthy of a wash, the soap and the water? what color has your cutting board taken? hope you are well, sending love your way

i wipe the cutting board with soap and water yes. the wiping and the washing are one and the same

[fear-no-mort]

shy socially awkward em representation

[druidonity2]

Find it really funny how twitter is like 'Anduin's new model is FINALLY GOOD!!!WHOOO!!' and Tumblr still thinks hes ugly as all hell.

[sincerely-nines]

yikes im really rusty!

jimmy on red you will ALWAYS be famous to me.

[khawlat]

Sometimes I wonder what prompted Susie to offer her hand to gently stroke his face and cheek bones clean him up? Like you can't convince me she's the type of person who'd do this with just about anyone. And I don't think we've even seen them SIT this close to each other before this sweet sweet moment. Yet there she is and I'm asking WHY?

But it's only after whumpypepsigal putting these gifsets after each other that I realized maybe she liked him enough to want to have what he had with Rosie? She wanted to have the same intimacy and shorthand? Cause there's nothing more intimate than cleaning up a bullet wound or wiping away dried up blood from someone's face.

[adriancatrin]

a day late but it’s Modern AU and Family Drama (sorta) for @zukkaweek !!!

sokka brings zuko home to meet the family, forgetting they’re the most embarrassing people ever

[image ID: bato, hakoda, sokka, zuko, and katara stand behind a countertop or table with food on it, as though they were prepping food. they are all in modern attire. bato says, “remember when sokka interrupted our meeting with the elders to ask if he “wiped good?” hakoda says, “and when he hid all the dirty laundry under katara’s bed and said he’d done it?” sokka, grimacing and blushing with his face in his hand, says to zuko “PLEASE don’t listen to them.” his hand is on zuko’s shoulder. katara is standing with her arms crossed and a smirk, with a little “heh.” zuko, lastly, asks sokka “but DID you wipe good?” / end ID]

[lazerswordweilder]

I have a headcanon about Anidala (Anakin x Padmé) which is that they got married after Ventress gave Anakin the scar over his eye not at the start of the clone wars, this is for many reasons.

1. Anakin was distraught with grief and a war had just started which was heavily involved with both Padmé and Anakin, neither were in their right minds to be making such a big decision

2. It allows some time between when they started dating and when they get married

3. It’s right after he got his scar because it was a reminder how they might die at any point and they wanted to be married

4. They got to be a little bit older before making such a big commitment even though they were still young

5. They have enough time to put together cool outfits, Anakin just wore his Jedi outfit and WHY. I’d imagine Padmés dress and hair is much more elaborate and Anakin puts on a suit (I’d imagine a darker colour but it could be anything from deep blue to look like space, to 501st blue, to red if he wanted to) and Padmé totally did Anakins hair up all dramatic

6. I’m not sure quite how the timelines match up but it means that the 501st (probably some of the 212th due to them knowing Anakin as a Padawan) will be able to get an invite and possibly Obi-Wan or maybe other Jedi or Senators depending on your other headcanons. For this post I’m just going to include the clones and a few others because I think it’s cool but it’s writers pick really.

And my favourite reason:

It means that they can be kidnapped.

They got kidnapped on their first date (when Anakin had to protect Padmé during AOTC (Attack Of The Clones), it was a horrendous date but a date nonetheless) and they can get kidnapped before their marriage (as I don’t want to ruin their big day by having a fight in the middle of it).

There are so many comparisons we can get through this

3PO and R2 having another grand old time together like in AOTC, more tolerable of each others presence, and dare I say friends, this time around

Instead of them going to rescue Obi-Wan they complain to each other while waiting for their rescue which consists of an absolutely livid battalion (probably more if some of the 212th want to come along) of battle hardened soldiers, at least one Jedi, a few Senators, and some droids who have scarily good programming and an intimate knowledge of Star Fighters and weapon systems.

You can see how Anakin and Padmé mature and their relationship gets healthier (I hate it when they’re relationship is toxic, I love them so much, if you can’t give them have a happy ending let them have a happy story, please). Which is shown in many different ways which I couldn’t possibly list all of them.

[spidvrbatz]

Regressor!Bruce Wayne

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(headcannons in tags 🦇💕)

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[jetstarred]

love to wipe my hands on my black pants and then be like wtf why are there so many marks on my black pants. brother thats all you