#Clones: Y'all'd've

[singsofecho-misc]

clone dialect of mando'a is so important to me

[sarcastic-nebula]

southern Jedi headcanons 

hear me out

a jedi

with a southern accent

so many "bless your heart"s

droid: prepare to be destroyed, Jedi! Jedi: bless your little heart clone commander: sir, they don't have hearts Jedi: *ignites saber

injured shiny: just....wanted to keep you safe, general Jedi, in tears: Bless Your Heart

"May the Force be with y'all, now"

"calming" iced tea with a fuck ton of sugar

"there's more'n one way to skin a tooka"

a clone: sir, what are you eating? jedi: grits clone: sir, what exactly is a grit?

makes the best carbs of any sort

"Come on in! Can I fix you somethin?"

"You alright? Can I fix you somethin?"

"Long day?" you already know

some things they say are only tolerated by Yoda

for example

"Y'all'd've thought the Separatists were smarter than that" Obi Wan Kenobi looks at them in mild horror "Goodness gracious, snakes alive!" Kit Fisto looks at them, bewildered. "It's raining like a bantha pissing on a flat rock here on Kamino!" Clone trooper busts out laughing, Kaminoan looks hella shocked

to a clone: "Yes Sir" clone: 0.0

accent becomes thicker at certain times

wears seventeen layers of robes once winter begins but takes advantage of air conditioning during summer. Hoth? out of the question

"alright boys, the seppies got a base over yonder, let's give 'em hell"

darlin, honey

update: after talking to my dad, apparently it's "goodness gracious, sakes alive" I have been lied to