#Clone trooper Dogma

[theunoffical501stblog]

some "Incorrect quotes" from the 501st

You know what, posts incorrect quotes about the 501st

Captain Rex: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Jesse will and will not eat. Fives: Grass? Yes! Captain Rex: Moss? Yes!! Fives: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Captain Rex: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Fives: Worms? Sometimes! Captain Rex: Rocks? Usually nah. Fives: Twigs? Usually! Captain Rex: Kix's cooking? Inconclusive! Anakin Skywalker: How did you… test this? Captain Rex: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Anakin Skywalker: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Kix: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Captain Rex: Is having a penis fun? Fives: It has its ups and downs. Jesse: Sometimes it’s a little hard. Hardcase: It’s a pain in the ass. Kix: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on. Captain Rex: Nothing in life is free. Kix: Love is free! Jesse: Adventure is free. Hardcase: Knowledge is free. Fives: Everything is free if you take it without paying. Captain Rex: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Fives: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Jesse: I recorded the dumb stuff. Hardcase: I joined in on the dumb stuff. Kix: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!! Captain Rex: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Kix: 'Prettiest Smile' Jesse: 'Nicest Personality' Hardcase: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Fives: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one' Captain Rex: Anyone d- Kix: Depressed? Jesse: Drained? Hardcase: Dumb? Dogma: Disliked? Captain Rex: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ... Captain Rex: Favorite horror movie? Fives: It Jesse: Saw Hardcase: Annabelle Kix: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics Captain Rex: Good morning. Tup: Good morning. Jesse: Good morning. Fives: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Hardcase: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS Captain Rex: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fives: Several traffic violations. Jesse: Three counts of resisting arrest. Hardcase: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Kix: Also, that’s not our speeder. Captain Rex: You kidnapped Obi-wan Kenobi!! That’s illegal! Jesse: But Rex, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Kenobi, or destroying our dreams? Captain Rex: Kidnapping Kenobi, Jesse!!! Hardcase: Captain, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them! Fives: What, to kidnap people?!?! Hardcase: To work together! Captain Rex: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?! Kix: Captain Rex, we all agreed a jedi is a not a people. Captain Rex: What does 'take out' mean? Kix: Food. Jesse: Dating Hardcase: Murder Fives: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[meowmeowneon-arts]

What if Jango contain the cucumber-sensitive gene (tas2r38 gene I guess)

Hardcase kinda like it Fr

All 99 clones love cucumber except Hunter

[secretly-a-trekkie]

they deserved a beach episode

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

this would go crazy on the holonet

[arrothededushka]

[phantasm-echo]

Umbara arc study <3

Fives and Dogma are so happy to be there trust me

[sanshinexx]

The 501st boys

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

Thanks @exhaustedtech99 for haunting me with this theory and I desperately need it to be true

[lychgate]

dogma how did u even get into the 501st

[badbatch-bitch]

Aww! Dogma and his bantha teddie 💙

@five-oh-thirst @mamuzzy dogma ♡

[clonebrainrot]

Okay hear me out. Ultimate Clone X theory

Clone X is Soup clone.

My evidence for this theory? Plenty when he talks to Crosshair about Joining them when he had the chance? He’s talking about during the food fight. This entire time he has been biding his time. And what is a river if not the soup of nature? I feel this in my bones. All other theories have been rejected as inferior Dogma? Nah! Tech boring! Cody? Ha give me a break. Slick? Derivative. It’s soup clone. The ultimate villain.

[coldbrewarts]

The fact that the fandom collectively loses their shit when one of those animated copy paste men even breathes is absolutely hilarious when you think about it.

[chiliger]

Oh if you're taking requests maybe cadet Dogma? I can imagine he'd make quite a funny face if someone handed him a tubie...

I think this would have been the only situation he’d ever hold a tubie.

(This has been on the back burner for months.)

[melymigo]

🙌✨✨💖💖💖💖

[sadiecoocoo]

Thinking about Hardcase getting to be an ARC trooper with Jesse

Thinking about Tup and Dogma just talking and hanging out together

Thinking about Domino squad all joining the 501st and eventually becoming ARCs

Thinking about Rex getting to see his brothers after the war

Thinking about Comet hugging Wolffe after he lost his eye

Thinking about Wrecker letting Echo use Lula after a nightmare

Thinking about Fives being there when Echo was found

Thinking about bly and Aayla growing old together

Thinking about Cody helping shinies adjust after their first battle

Thinking about Boil and Waxer going back to Ryloth and visiting Numa often

Thinking about Omega getting to see the stars without the fear of being hunted

Thinking about Plo Koon making sure the 104th felt loved

Thinking about Ahsoka joining the clone cuddle piles

Thinking about Rex watching his brothers be happy

Thinking about the clones being happy

[cc1010fox]

Rex: He's the worst. Dogma: How so? Rex: He's so rigid with the rules. Dogma: Oh? Rex: I swear he won't bend them for anyone... Dogma: You don't say... Rex: And he walks like he's got a stick up his shebs. Dogma: Does he? Rex, mocking the walk: Like this. Dogma: That is a nearly perfect march... Rex: Then I must not be doing it right. He always has to be perfect. Dogma: He sounds perfect. Rex: I know, right? He's so annoying... Dogma: So how would one get on this Commander Fox's good side? Rex: Tch. Who knows? He hates Jedi, so you'd probably have to kill one of them. Dogma, pulling out a blaster and shooting his Jedi without a second thought: Like that? Rex: ... Fox, lightyears away: Did someone drug me? My face feels hot and my codpiece feels like it's one size too small...