#Clone trooper Dogma

[vodika-vibes]

Okay, so. Consider.

Dogma kills Pong Krell, and the Jedi definitely deserves it. At best, Krell is just a traitor. At worst, he's a murderer. So Dogma isn't all that bothered by his actions.

But he's still going to be decommissioned. Which is a problem.

And, naturally, they don't send vod'e to bring him back to Kamino for decommissioning because no vod'e would do that to a vod. So he's being escorted by natborns.

And Dogma basically goes, "In for a penny..." and he hijacks the ship. He knocks the natborns out and deposits them and their ship on a planet with a bustling spaceport and gets a job as a Mandalorian bounty hunter playing bodyguard for a desperate cargo ship.

His plan is to ditch the fake identity on the next planet and reach out to Rex, but then he's hired by a group of people who raid slave ships to free the people before they're sold, and Dogma thinks, "Just one more job."

In the end, he stays with that crew, especially after the fall of the Republic. They get his chip removed, and they work with a geneticist to help with his increased aging.

I'm not sure where I'm going with this, so I'll stop here.

But he does grow his hair out to Tup's length because he misses his Batchmate

[secretly-a-trekkie]

they deserved a beach episode

[lothcat-lothcat-lothwolf-run]

this would go crazy on the holonet

[arrothededushka]

[phantasm-echo]

Umbara arc study <3

Fives and Dogma are so happy to be there trust me

[sanshinexx]

The 501st boys

[sorry-but-no-sorry]

Thanks @exhaustedtech99 for haunting me with this theory and I desperately need it to be true

[lychgate]

dogma how did u even get into the 501st

[clonebrainrot]

Okay hear me out. Ultimate Clone X theory

Clone X is Soup clone.

My evidence for this theory? Plenty when he talks to Crosshair about Joining them when he had the chance? He’s talking about during the food fight. This entire time he has been biding his time. And what is a river if not the soup of nature? I feel this in my bones. All other theories have been rejected as inferior Dogma? Nah! Tech boring! Cody? Ha give me a break. Slick? Derivative. It’s soup clone. The ultimate villain.

[coldbrewarts]

The fact that the fandom collectively loses their shit when one of those animated copy paste men even breathes is absolutely hilarious when you think about it.

[chiliger]

Oh if you're taking requests maybe cadet Dogma? I can imagine he'd make quite a funny face if someone handed him a tubie...

I think this would have been the only situation he’d ever hold a tubie.

(This has been on the back burner for months.)

[melymigo]

🙌✨✨💖💖💖💖

[ominouspuff]

trick or treat!

Boo

[sadiecoocoo]

Thinking about Hardcase getting to be an ARC trooper with Jesse

Thinking about Tup and Dogma just talking and hanging out together

Thinking about Domino squad all joining the 501st and eventually becoming ARCs

Thinking about Rex getting to see his brothers after the war

Thinking about Comet hugging Wolffe after he lost his eye

Thinking about Wrecker letting Echo use Lula after a nightmare

Thinking about Fives being there when Echo was found

Thinking about bly and Aayla growing old together

Thinking about Cody helping shinies adjust after their first battle

Thinking about Boil and Waxer going back to Ryloth and visiting Numa often

Thinking about Omega getting to see the stars without the fear of being hunted

Thinking about Plo Koon making sure the 104th felt loved

Thinking about Ahsoka joining the clone cuddle piles

Thinking about Rex watching his brothers be happy

Thinking about the clones being happy

[cc1010fox]

Rex: He's the worst. Dogma: How so? Rex: He's so rigid with the rules. Dogma: Oh? Rex: I swear he won't bend them for anyone... Dogma: You don't say... Rex: And he walks like he's got a stick up his shebs. Dogma: Does he? Rex, mocking the walk: Like this. Dogma: That is a nearly perfect march... Rex: Then I must not be doing it right. He always has to be perfect. Dogma: He sounds perfect. Rex: I know, right? He's so annoying... Dogma: So how would one get on this Commander Fox's good side? Rex: Tch. Who knows? He hates Jedi, so you'd probably have to kill one of them. Dogma, pulling out a blaster and shooting his Jedi without a second thought: Like that? Rex: ... Fox, lightyears away: Did someone drug me? My face feels hot and my codpiece feels like it's one size too small...

[mwolf0epsilon]

Fives, laying on the tiled floor of the barracks in only his bottom shorts: Whoever is messing around with the simulated weather is a sadist...

Echo, fanning himself with his datapad: And probably guilty of hundreds of charges of manslaughter...

Hardcase, grumpily glaring at them from his bunk: Quiet down, I wanna sleep...

Fives: It's too hot to sleep anyway.

Hardcase: Yeah? Well it's too hot to stay awake! I'm so sleepy...

Rex, dragging his feet as he enters the barracks: Bad news boys, maintenance still hasn't fixed the AC.

Everyone in the barracks collectively groaning:

Jesse: Still?! Rex, I don't think any of us can take this insufferable heat much longer!

Tup: Yeah, Dogma's already melted into his bunk!

Dogma, completely limp and listlessly groaning into his mattress:

Rex: I know, I know... But I do have some good news. The General and Commander took pity on us.

Fives: So?

Rex: They're getting us ice cream as a pick-me-up.

Everyone perking up immediately: ICE CREAM!!!

Rex: Start picking flavours.

Fives & Echo: Rocky road!!!

Hardcase: Cookies and cream!!!

Jesse: Caramel swirl!!!

Tup: Bubblegum with tons of sprinkles!!!

Dogma: Mint, please.

Kix, rolling his eyes and calling over the cacophony of voices: I'll get the Lactaid before you all end up in a line to the freshers...

Rex: I'll get you some Froyo.

Kix: Don't hold back on the gummy bears. I like to chew my frozen treats.

Rex: On it.