#Clocks Ticking

[sync-into-my-skin]

Empires collapse every 250 years

[diwns]

my live reaction every time you post:

also jumping for joy, clicking my heels, etc.

prematurehag post when 🫵

[nessiopeia]

Help I feel sooooo bad about the curse I placed upon your family.

[scavengerssuccotash]

Trump has four hours left to do some real funny shit

It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

[morrigancrowphantom]

[lady-raziel]

memento mori tikus tokus ⏳🥲

[heartless-aro]

Being a nonpartnering aro is funny because you’ll go “I would like to be single forever” and society is like “nooo you can’t be happy like that!” even though you are already single and happy about it. It’s so silly. What do you mean I can’t be happy staying single forever? I have been happily single my whole life. I am literally already doing the thing that people assume will bring lifelong misery upon me, and I’m happy. If I am doomed to lifelong misery, then where is that misery right now?

[cryptocism]

guys who are never late and always on time

[carouselunique]

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me... tell me, is it just a dream?

Everyone says Minuette is just stressed from her new status... and yet... there's just something not quite right lately...

[headlessandhellbent]

So my two best friends are married with multiple kids

Since I'm being present and non depressed this summer I've been accepting all their hangouts and I'm literally the one solo one sitting surrounded by couples and kids

Do I just accept it and play with the cute kids for free?

Or do I get motivated to date and BE them?

I can't decide

[couchcouchcouchcouch]

Happy Halloween Wolf 359 enjoyers!! in which eiffel gets what he asked for, and regrets it.

i am cursed so that every time i want to celebrate anything i am forced to draw a comic instead

[loullipopx]

Little Lamb 🌹

[skawdia]

"It's clear we don't understand it, but the last thing on my mind is to leave you"

(Mika - Relax, Take It Easy)

Grand Duke Wyll and Spawn Astarion!

[occulee]

Poke...Mimb...Me want poke the Mimb...

Poke time! Another roll and-

Ah, 12! Not bad [when did.. he get a crown...?ʷʰᵒ ᵍᵃᵛᵉ ʰᶦᵐ ᵗʰᵃᵗ] anyway;

[th3b4dk1dzz]

We interrupt this season of Dimension 20 to bring you Betrayal at the House on the Hill: Fantasy High edition

[suntails]

human