#Clint too

[haveihitanerve]

Okay so I was watching a marvel cast interview recently, as one does, and I noticed that Joe and Anthony Russo, Joe calls Anthony ant. And I just. Yes. Rhodey calls tony tones, nat sticks with stark, others call him tony. But Thor and Steve call him Ant. I just. I want that.

[garaks-padded-bra]

cursed to love 90s movies and blessed to have an absolutely flawless Max Grodénchik radar. Paused apollo 13 in front of my family so I could point at 3 pixels on the screen and say "rom. Rom is here everyone."

[plutonicbees]

forgot to post this for halloween but this interaction has been on my brain for months. they're so fucking funny.

[buglaur]

the saloon crew 🍻

[bobbimorses]

avengers assemble v3 #2

i thought we were all just gonna pretend that never happened

[ravens-junk-journal]

I love little interplays like this ☺️

Day 3- Late

“Clinton Francis Barton!”

He cringes at the use of his full name, turning to look at the angry redhead at his front door.

“Nat, why are you all… oh shit.”

“Shower. Now.”

He scrambles toward the bathroom, the sound of her heels clicking on the floor behind him. He picks up the pace.

“Three text messages I sent you and- going to be late- the last time you’ve shaved-“

Her voice cuts in and out over the sound of rushing water as he furiously scrubs shampoo into his hair. And now there’s soap in his eye. He doesn’t have time for soap in his eye. He doesn’t have time at all. She flings the shower curtain open and he stumbles back, throwing an arm across his body for modesty.

“Natasha!”

I can’t find your dress socks.”

“In the.. the… the nightstand drawer.”

“That doesn’t make any sense.”

She retreats, and he steps out, pulling on a pair of boxers she left on the vanity. He messes his hair with the towel in a futile attempt to dry it.

“Natasha?”

“In here.”

Piece by piece, he pulls on his suit as quick as he can. She pushes him back into the kitchen chair she’s dragged into his bedroom.

“Do we really need-?”

A raise of her eyebrows is all it takes to quiet him. He hates hair gel, but she insists on it. Her fingers work through the damp tangles, forming it into some sort of style.

“I’m sorry,” he mumbles.

“Let me help with your tie.” Her voice is much more gentle now, less hurried as she pats the knot by his throat. “There.”

“Thanks.”

“Let’s get going. Our ride is waiting outside.”

“Wait, one more thing.” Confused, she turns back. “You look beautiful, Natasha.”

He’s pleased to see a flush in her cheeks as he leans in, the kiss lasting just longer than a moment, and she’s trying not to smile as he steps away.

“You owe me a dance for this.”

“For you, anything.”

[theonethatyoudreamon]

he's dyslexic leave him alone

[polkaraton]

This is basically a sex scene.

[erebusbored]

This movie's so good and for what.

[hansatorium]

super self-indulgant edit of blondie and tuco because I'm sort of insane about them <3

[ryuulu]

Tony: Hello.

Unknown goon: We have your wife!

Tony: My wife? What wife?

Unknown goon: Your red-haired wife that keeps telling us we are making a mistake.

Tony: Oh, your talking about my work wife, yeah sorry buddy. You don't have her, she has you. I hope your insurance covers attempted kidnapping gone wrong. Have a good day!

Clint: What was that about?

Tony: Oh, just someone that thought they could get money from me by kidnapping my wife, but they took Romanoff instead.

Clint: I feel sorry for them.

[succulentlesbians]

you guys think Clint and Natasha ever got mocked for being called strike team delta? as in, STD?

bc no one wants to write strike team delta all the time. but how the fuck else would you abbreviate it.

all their reports are full of fun sentences like: std was discovered. std killed target. std planted device on wrong person.

and all their files just have STD stamped on them in big letters.

[cowboylikeyouu]

i can accept almost every clint hc in fanfics, but i always do a double take when someone makes him drink coffee with milk, like are you seriously trying to tell me that the guy who drinks coffee straight from the pot puts MILK IN IT FIRST????

[loomontoia]

This post is a mess

[theartichokesarepurple]

very big fan of pictures like this:

[bobbimorses]

scarlet witch v4 #4

i have great news for pietro: the bar is low