#Claudio Lins

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casting BRENT CHUA

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NMTDaily: Project IV - MAKEUP BLOOPERS

- We open with a clip of Hero and Claudio from the makeup video, to maintain the illusion! Claudio is saying Hero slacked off on his makeup, but he still won’t let her put any more on him, reinforcing my opinion from the makeup video liveblog that Claudio’s participation in the makeup video is contingent upon his masculinity being reinforced and unchallenged by the video’s end.

- Hero and Claudio kiss again, to really put off any unwanted viewers (B&B), and we cut to a different angle on Hero’s room, this time with a whole group of people onscreen. Meg, Pedro, Claudio, Hero, Ursula, and Balthazar are here.

- Pedro, hilariously, starts by apologizing that we had to see the Hero/Claudio kissing stuff.

- Then Pedro coins my ship tag for Beadick! “So, that’s got rid of Team Blessed.” Ahh!!! Team Blessed!!!! 💖

- Truly, imagine shipping two of your IRL friends with each other and then discovering that their names have matching meanings! No wonder these guys all think Ben and Bea falling in love is fate! (Not that I condone shipping your friends IRL. Don’t do that, it’s weird.)

- By way of explanation, “Beatrice” means “she who blesses” and “Benedick” means “he is blessed” and it’s perfect. They’re perfect. Thank you, Shakespeare! 💖

- It really seems like Pedro and Hero are the two bosses of Team Love Gods. Pedro starts off the video and then passes the narration to Hero.

- Hero introduces everyone, and gives them their new name: Team Love Gods!!! (Taken, of course, from the line in the play when Pedro says that if this matchmaking works, “We are the only love gods.”)

- Ursula throws up a title card at this point, telling us that the real, secret title of this episode is in fact PROJECT IV - LOVE GODS.

- Pedro tells us that when he hangs out with Bea or Ben individually, they only ever talk about each other. Apparently Beatrice went on about Ben for SIX HOURS. They’re obsessed with each other.

- “They’re like an old married couple” 💖

- We find out that Ben and Balthazar are close enough friends that they hang out one-on-one regularly so Balth can play him the unfinished songs he’s working on. He trusts Ben to give him feedback! Adorable! I love them.

- Apparently Pedro agrees, because when Balth is talking about playing Ben a song, Pedro mouths “Cute!” Good eye, Pedrazar shipper in the comments!

- Ben has some ideas for lyrics that Balth knows must be about Beatrice, but he won’t admit that’s the case. I would love if we could’ve heard the anti-Beatrice song. “Beatrice is a B”, omfg Pedro!

- “Imagine the return song she would then write.” FORESHADOWING! What a good line, too.

- Extremely funny and sad that Ben is following Hero and Claudio to movie dates and reaching between them to steal their popcorn. No wonder they want him out of their hair! Yikes, Ben.

- “We’ve all had it up to here.” “No, raise it higher.” “Out of shot!” Lol

- Meg is mostly here because she’s bored. Fair.

- Pedro thinks they’re perfect for each other. Interesting given that he just got rejected by Beatrice a few episodes ago. This is definitely an “I’m so annoyed with both of them I’m going to play them off on each other” reaction. Hero, on the other hand, just genuinely ships it hard.

- I like how Balthazar just spends the whole video looking down at his ukulele and smiling. He’s so bashful!

- Meg wants to Saw-trap Bea and Ben. Amazing. There could be some merit in just locking them in a room together without the gratuitous violence, but Pedro vetoes that.

- Ursula is the one who actually comes up with the overhearing scheme. Because Ursula is a genius. And we love her.

- B&B are more likely to fall for it if they also get to be smug about overhearing something their friends ostensibly don’t want them to know. Well-reasoned.

- Do a fishing metaphor! The comments point out that the original play has a couple of lines about reeling in Benedick and Beatrice like fish on a line (Act 2 Scene 3 line 90 and Act 3 Scene 1 lines 26-30). It is hilarious that TCW dispensed with all the detail and just went with “fishing metaphor”.

- Claudio comes up with “Hook, line, and sinker”, and Pedro reacts with so much enthusiasm I almost wonder if Caleb actually forgot his line there and just said “fishing metaphor” and did the fishing hand motions to keep the scene going and buy himself time to think of it.

- “We’ll hash out the details later. Watch this space!”

- Claudio is lying down again, right after last episode he told Ben he wanted to sleep. Are you not sleeping well at night, Claudio? Is this another reason you can’t think clearly later on when you start getting manipulated and lied to?

- The video description indicates that Ursula’s t-shirt is from a real film challenge for young NZ/A filmmakers under 24- do we think Ursula entered or was going to enter the film fest? That would be fun, I hope she did, in-world.

- The number of people in the comments who came back to say they were truly fooled and skipped this video on initial watch because they thought it really was three more minutes of makeup bloopers is wild. I love that the Love Gods’ ruse actually worked on real actual people as well as B&B. Talk about meta!

- The comment section is gold in this video! People talking about all the cute bits of Pedrazar looking at each other; people shipping Pedro/Ursula and Balth/Ursula and Meg/Pedro (?????); folks noticing how touchy feely Hero and Claudio are being even in the Love Gods part of the video; and of course and most importantly, a lot of Beadick shippers squealing about all the excellent moments we got in this episode.

- The game is afoot! The trap is set!

💖🦩🥭

[thefoolsprocession]

Song rec thing because I'm ofc a Coheed and Cambria fan, I'll send a few I love and you can pick and choose if you want. I love the lyricism of their discography and Claudio's voice but I know its not for everyone :3

"A Disappearing Act" or "Love Murder One" for two of my favorites from their latest album

"The Gutter" for fun vocals and just a general favorite of mine

"Justice in Murder" or "The Hard Sell" are some of my favorite songs to sing the choruses of

"Ghost", "Peace To The Mountain", "Wake up", and "Iron Fist" are less rock and either more mellow love songs or like. Somber or sad

"Mother Superior" Is the first song I learned on the guitar front to back and is special to me because of that, and in general I just love it :3

I love too many of their songs so I'll stop there for them, but!!

NON COHEED SONGS:

Clean bandit: "Out at Night" is my most listened to atm

Cry club: I think they just have a single album so a lot of those songs are great. Iirc it's a trans duo

Prism Palace: Literally just plugging my friends' band. Their newer stuff is really good imo. Diego "Duke" who's the singer is also the flutist!! I know everyone in the band though irl and they're really awesome guys.

Lemme know if you listen to anything and if you like it!! ❤❤

Oh man this is a LOT I’m gonna limit myself to 3 in total

The Gutter:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

Vocalist sounded too much like Lin Manuel Miranda at the beginning LMAO which put me off a little bit. He then kinda transitioned to the guy from Set It Off. Guitars were nice. Pretty generic pop rock track though

Peace to the Mountain:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

HUGE fan of the drums in the chorus which is a huge plus. Vocals still sound like Lin Manuel Miranda I’m sorry 😔. Beat is really neat though. Good track

Next Easter - Prism Palace:

couldn’t listen all the way through | not my thing | it’s okay | kinda catchy | ok i really like this | downloading immediately | already in my library

INSTANT Dunedin sound vibes which I LOVE!!!! Feels like home. (Dunedin Sound is the catch-all name given to music made by bands from where I live. Went from indie rock in the 80’s to pop reggae today and it rules). Singer’s got some RANGE and I love the super clean guitars! Reminds me of a band that I also personally know lmao

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Claudio Lins celebra Chico Buarque em musical no Teatro dos Bancários

Redação GPS Claudio Lins celebra Chico Buarque em musical no Teatro dos Bancários Quando o assunto é o teatro musical brasileiro contemporâneo, ninguém tem uma produção musical mais significativa que do cantor e compositor Chico Buarque , e é exatamente essa rica trajetória que o ator e cantor Claudio Lins homenageia neste final de semana, no Teatro dos Bancários. Encerrando a programação do…

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Na Boa PodCast recebe o ex-prefeito Claudio Di Mauro

Nesta sexta-feira, o Na Boa PodCast promete um episódio especial com a participação do ex-prefeito de Rio Claro, Claudio Di Mauro. Este episódio vai abordar diversos tópicos, desde política até educação, com foco especial na cidade de Rio Claro. Claudio Di Mauro é um renomado acadêmico, com sólida formação em Geografia. Ele atuou como professor e diretor de curso no Instituto Americano de Lins.…

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The Return of Demon Lord pt 1

Our protagonist was trying to enter a Fufu Mart that was besieged by 4 protesters. Based on the chants, he assumed they were protesting the overturning of Roe vs Wade, but the signs didn't match the chants. They were easy enough to avoid, and proceeded to purchase his items: Anardana, turmeric, sesame seed oil, canned anchovies, Rwandan tea and a guava. It’s when he exits the protesters begin to harass him. Apparently the CEO of the parent company that owns the brand of the chain store donates campaign contributions to politicians who oppose their political beliefs. And by shopping there, our protagonist was a hurtful, patriarchal, misogynist who doesn’t believe in basic human rights. They jostled him until he fell down, kicking his eco-friendly hemp reusable grocery bag into the street. Our protagonist stared at his reflection in his now broken glasses as it shushed him. His reflection assessed the situation: The tallest of the four was Kyle Lin, a Chinese American man with long, luxurious straight black hair down to his waist. dressed in a purple suit with a dark blue shirt. Currently he’s a substitute teacher. He claimed to be 31, but in truth he was 44 years old. He’d been the most physically aggressive of the four. He dropped a sign that read ‘White privilege IS the problem!’ to kick the bag into the street. Caesar-Claudio Schives weighed the least of the four despite being the second tallest. Combining all of his social media accounts, the 26 year old failed actor had a grand total of 14,411 followers. Unemployed, he was here to look hip, woke & cool; and dressed like it. His sign read 'fur is murder'. Philippa Hall, the child of an independently wealthy hedge fund manager, clearly weighed the most of the four. Her hair, nails and makeup cost at least a thousand dollars, each. Her shoes and blouse were Gucci, the leggings Vera Wang. All her accessories were Dolce and Gabbana, but her sign read, 'Down with capitalism'. Lastly, Cecelia Nasir, a 19 year old gender studies major, was dressed in a homemade beige hijab and earth tone wrap dress. The beige blouse was from a thrift store, her sandals cheap, simple and plain. Her handmade sign was a multicolored fist. She seemed shocked at the scene. 

The reflection looked back to our protagonist and said, “You can relax now; I’ll take it from here.” After a deep nod our protagonist helped Demon Lord to his feet. Cyle Lin was explaining to Caesar-Claudio how, “...the bag accidently ended up in the street after we all tried to stop each other from falling. It’s not our fault sometimes things like that just happen. Karma is cruel but fair.”

“Karma?” Demon Lord scoffed as he approached, “Chinaman,” Demon Lord paused to let the slur sink in, “I will teach you the nature of karma. She is my bitch!” The sound of Demon Lord’s hand striking Kyle’s left cheek scattered the birds. Caesar-Claudio dropped his sign to start filming with his phone. Kyle nearly masked the pain while saying, “Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.”

Demon Lord snickered, “Giving does not only preceed receiving; it is the reason for it. It is in giving that we receive.” The back hand strike draws blood from the corner of Cyle’s mouth and just under his right nostril. He looks at Caesar-Claudio and asks, “You got that?”

“Oh I got it alright.” 

Kyle throws a pair of fast jabs that Demon Lord evades with excellent head movement, before locking Kyle in a standing arm triangle. Not martial artists, the three observing aren’t sure of the situation until it’s obvious Kyle is unconscious. Then they begin to demand Demon Lord let him go. The right look made them phrase their demands as pleas. When pleas were ignored, Phillipa rushed in, only to collide with the unconscious Kyle. An ax kick to the shoulder blade deterred further offense. “Know your place sissy!” Demon Lord hissed. To which was Phillipa's muffled reply, “Now you’re gonna misgender me?”

The light reflecting off Demon Lord’s eyes looked like napalm burning Laotian villages as he pulled Phillipa up by the wig, struck them in the abdomen, keeping hold of the wig to prevent them from doubling over, and smashed their face into the sidewalk. He was about to finish them with a stomp to the head when Cecelia Nasir mustered all her courage to say, “Hey that’s enough. We called the police! Why don’t you just get out of here before you go to prison.”

“You think if I feared the police I’d do this?” While tearing the Gucci off them. Cecelia begged him to stop when he started on the leggings to which he replied, “You wish to take their place? Strip. Right here right now in front of everyone. STRIP! I give you  my word that if you simply do it, you and…this one will not be harmed, further.”

First off came the dress, revealing cheap, generic pink panties and legs that hadn’t been shaved in months. The whole time Cecelia kept looking over her shoulder to Caesar-Claudio who just kept filming. She had very slowly started to remove her hijab when police cars arrived. Officer S. Givens was a 2.2 meter tall black man, with a mustache to be admired by all men. He detained Demon Lord. Officer Z. Tuiasosopo was 30 cm shorter than Ofc. Givens, but weighed just as much and bench pressed 50 Kg more. Caesar-Claudio rushed him with, “Everything you need to see right here.” Ofc. M. Liangmai was a rubenesque Hindi woman who looked after the wounded. Sgt. B. Van Dyke stayed behind to cover the others, radioing in updates. 200 seconds later an ambulance arrives for Kyle. By the time they take Kyle to the nearest hospital, their statements are taken. Demon Lord is arrested. The four officers huddle for 236 seconds before approaching the three remaining protesters. They’re asked to ride in the remaining vehicle to the station so their statements can be taken, and evidence gathered. 

As soon as they entered the building the three protesters were manhandled by six nondescript white male officers. They are forced into the processing area where they are searched, their items are taken, then stripped and given a full body cavity search. Phillipa tried to protest once, but the officers responded by jamming them face first into the floor yelling multiple offensive slurs getting kicked in the ribs. Once the search was complete, the three were handcuffed and gagged then taken to a holding cell. 

Eight minutes later, Sgt. Van Dyke entered followed by Demon Lord, no longer handcuffed. Sgt. Van Dyke pulled her baton and wacked each of the protesters on the left nipple, before saying,

“Well, we thank you for bringing us back our leader, it’s not quite the same when he’s not around. The bad news is. You’re not the kind of people we tend to keep around. Do you know who we are? We are the Cabal, the international ring of Satan worshiping pedophiles that secretly run the one world government! And you have earned the ire of its one true leader. Our sire Demon Lord.”

“And he is most displeased.” Demon Lord said.

Caesar-Claudio laughed out loud, "The Cabal!? That right wing mgtow neck beard pizza gate bullshit? Is this a fucking joke?"

Despite the sound it made, Van Dyke's baton strike didn't damage any of Caesar-Claudio's teeth.

"I don't recall giving you permission to speak." She hissed. The second strike was to his inner thigh. He wailed because she missed his genitals by 2.4 millimeters. “I don’t recall giving you permission to shut up! Now, sit there and shut up. And what punishment awaits these terrorists my Lord?”

“This one intrigues me. He doesn't believe our organization to be real. Let us show them the truth of the world!” Talking into his smartphone, “I’m going to need three, no four disciplinarians, a stylish outfit and travel for 12. I’m taking my latest acquisitions with me to the Summer Solstice Bacchanalia."

It takes 12 minutes for a nondescript bus to stop in front of the police station, the driver is a charming Hispanic woman in her 50s. Four of the officers secure the three captives to their seats before Demon Lord boards and sits next to the driver. He chats with her the entire drive, while the four officers make lewd, lecherous and degrading comments. After 23.5 minutes they stopped in front of a Belmond Hotel. Demon Lord exited first and spoke to the concierge before waving them off the bus. The bus driver wished them good luck on their play as she ignored their pleas while they were being roughly escorted out. Ignored by the other patrons, the party was escorted to the private elevator which they rode to the penthouse suite. On the way, one of the nondescript white cops, told this joke, “What do you call a man who is crying while pleasuring himself? A tear-jerker.” They laughed like middle schoolers hearing it for the first time.

Inside the lavish penthouse, they’re intimately greeted by Mosch. No age, no gender, no labels; just Mosch. The sparkling green pants suit, bronze tan, flamboyant gesticulations and platinum blonde 1980’s rock god hair gave away nothing. 

“Welcome Demon Lord! I am so delighted to be your tailor. I’ve always wanted to take your measurements.” emphasizing measurements

“Indeed.” Lord replied, “And where are the disciplinarians I requested?” 

“In the other bedroom putting the finishing touches on their hair and make-up.” Mosch dismissed, “I’m told another young man will be joining us?” Mosch overly interested

“Yes, Sgt. Van Dyke made certain he was easy to track and transport. I correctly assumed he was over exaggerating his injuries to garner sympathy and possibly facilitate his escape; but I knew the extent of his injuries. He should’ve fled.”

The door opened and two more nondescript white male officers roughly escorted Kyle Lin who wore only a straight jacket, 

“I’ll bring in the ladies.” Mosch said after ogling Cyle’s genitals. Mosch returned, standing taller than the four girls but shorter than the four women.

“This is Mistress Rouz. She was in the area with a client and available” Rouz is 30 years old, 1.77 meters tall and weighs 73 kg. She was born, raised and usually resides in Port Louis, Mauritius. She speaks with a heavy Mauritian Creole accent as she exchanges pleasantries with Mosch and Lord. She wears a black and green sari with far too many accessories to be considered tasteful. She is accompanied by Zelmire, a 14 year old Austrian girl with charming features and curly hair. She is dressed as a bunny girl.

“You’ve met Mistress Dokkaebi before.” 

“Yes I have, lovely to see you again.” Lord offered a chaste wave after bowing to her..

Dokkaebi is 33 years old, 1.7 meters tall and weighs 60 kg. She’s from Sejong South Korea, her hair is dyed turquoise and she is dressed for her occupation. She is meekly followed by Fanny, a heavy set 14 year old Ecuadorian. She too has curly hair and is dressed as a bunny girl.

“Next is, my apologies for my earlier faux pas, Ms. Desolation.”

“I like her already.” Demon Lord snickered.

Riding 13 year old Colombe, Ms. Desolation is aged 36 years, stands at a height of 1.83 m and weighs 123 kg. She is from the Falkland Islands and dressed like a Manic Pixie Dream Girl at a rave. Her short hair is dyed navy blue, her metallic pink sundress has a navy blue tyrannosaurus rex on the front, with black military grade boots over black and white striped knee high socks, with a Hello Kitty backpack. Colombe, is from Sri Lanka and dressed as a cat girl. She has very short straight hair and wonderful muscles.

“Last is Mistress Success. I’m told she’s renowned in French Canada.”

She offered a silent nod which Mr. Lord returned. Mistress Success is 1.7 m tall and weighs 84 kg and dressed for her profession in rose colored leather. She was born and raised in The Oneida Nation of the Thames. For reasons she refuses to discuss, her hair is a rainbow colored afro. Her attache is Rosette, a 13 year old Tunisian girl dressed as a maid. She also has curly hair and seems over enthused to be here.

“Excellent. Each of you is to pick a victim and do what you do best, while accompanying me to the Summer Solstice Bacchanalia.”

“In that case,” Mistress Success walked towards the victims and grabbed Philippa Hall by the jaw, “I want this one.”

This prompted Ms. Desolation to claim Kyle Lin by the genitals and force him into the fetal position. Mistress Dokkaebi looked at Mistress Rouz who shrugged it off. Mistress Dokkaebi then seemed thrilled to claim Cecelia Nasir by her long straight dark brown hair, and pinned her to the floor by standing on her hair. Mistress Rouz snapped her fingers and pointed at the floor, said “Sit.” and Caesar-Claudio Schives assumed the correct position. Another snap of her fingers followed by the command, “Lie down.” and again Caesar-Claudio Schives assumed the correct position. She stepped on the back of his neck in triumph.

“Excellent,” Demon Lord beamed, “Ladies for the moment they are your dogs and you are to treat them accordingly. I expect them to be house broken by the end of my fitting.” He then led Mosch to the master bedroom who locked the door behind them. The four dominatrixes let out a massive exhale. Kyle Lin then said, “Okay, that’s enough! Joke’s over! We have more than enough to go to the FBI and press! Together we can…”

“CUT THE SHIT!”  Mistress Rouz interjected, “Do you four doggies understand what's about to happen? If you fail to perform as expected he’s gonna kill us, and then kill you. But, if he wanted your sorry, broke asses dead, you’d already be hamburgers being served at the next YMCA BBQ! If you have any family, any loved ones you wish to see, I suggest you learn to be a dog in about the next nine minutes! You decide, I’ll wait.”

“I won’t.” Ms, Desolation said, “I’m gonna go get the biggest dildo I brought, strap it on and fuck start this one into dog mode.”

“I dunno,” Mistress Success lamented, “mine might like an ass raping, and I’m probaly sure they’ve taken a worse beating than I can dish out. I might have to get extreme. Rosette, bring me some condoms, hot sauce and duct tape!” Philippa Hall fell into hysterics while promising to comply. Fanny was twirling and sucking Cecelia Nasir’s hair the whole time before Mistress Dokkaebi dismissed her and said, “Don’t worry pretty one, he’s definitely gonna want to have his wicked way with you before he kills you. In fact I’m sure he’d rather sell you into slavery than kill you, but who knows. Who can understand the mind of such a man? But if that happens, maybe I can buy you! Wouldn’t that be great? We can have such wonderful times together. Or, you could be an obedient dog and get out of this alive. The choice is yours but just know I’ve always wanted to rape a dead girl too.” All the while covering her hair with a dark burgundy silk scarf, deliberately not touching any part of her trembling body, save her hair. Cecelia Nasir looked at her with tear filled eyes and nodded, before getting on all fours.

Kyle had fiercely resisted as best a man can whilst in a straitjacket. Between Ms, Desolation and Colombe, he is prostrated in exactly one minute. It was only when he was face to face with the dildo she had strapped on that he began to comply. Mulatto in color, realistic in texture and design, it measured 35 cm in length and 6.51 cm in diameter. He promised his obedience, she made him perform fellatio as proof of his loyalty. Colombe helped him go deep on it. 

The four were then muzzled, collared & leashed, fitted with dog ears, and a dog tail butt plug was inserted and secured in place. Mosch emerged from the master bedroom four minutes later followed by Demon Lord. Demon lord was cosplaying as Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. He immediately summoned Zelmire, Rosette, Colombe and Fanny into the master bedroom. Mosch followed with a finger to their lips and left the doors open, leaving no doubt to the debauchery engaged in. Though Mosch only watched, up close and personal, like a participant inhibited by a force field.

During Demon Lord’s orgy, the four were taught tricks, failure was met with strikes with a cat o' nine tails, to the soles of his feet. This prompted strict obedience from Philippa Hall and Kyle Lin, as Cecelia Nasir, who fell under the allure of Mistress Dokkaebi, needed no physical discipline. The orgy finished, The dominatrixes lead the party, followed by Mosch and Demon Lord and the four girls last. They were then told that the dogs and them would have to take the stairs. Each dog received a forty strike spanking from their dominatrix before leading them down the stairs.

When they arrive outside they find a generic tour bus waiting for them. The driver looks just like Chuck Taylor from Chappelle’s Show behind vintage Porsche Carrera 5620 Sunglasses. He was too entertained by the old school funk he was blasting on Bose Noise Canceling 700 headphones to concern himself with the humans on leashes. It was a 47 minute drive to their private airfield where the four “dogs” were fed, bathed, “walked”, caged and loaded as dogs aboard a rented Boeing 737. Any thoughts of resistance were stifled by the omnipresent cis white male police officers.

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Killing Birds: Raptors (Zombie 5: Killing Birds, 1988)

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@starsnpens i have more playlist hcs for you no pressure

Saiki gets overstimulated by music. Its just a lot with his telepathy so he enjoys music that has very little lyrics or is pretty relaxing. Sabrina Claudio, Brent Faiyaz, Mac Demarco etc. One song rec I have for him is I think I’m Normal - Carter Ace.

Teruhashi is like really good at karaoke canonically so she most listens to songs that she can sing. NA NA NA - Alsa, drivers license - olivia rodrigo, and don’t want to fall in love - jane child to name a few. She once sang Break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored by Ariana grande at a class karaoke and… nobody was in a relationship at PK academy for like two weeks so she sticks to more kid-friendly songs now.

Kaido is like really into that new Belle movie right now. Before this, he was super into the League of Legends songs. K/DA, the arcane songs, True Damage. Imagine dragons is HIS band.

Kuboyasu is so chill. Imagine the music they play at a mechanic shop, thats his comfort music. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana.

Akechi has a lot of good oldies in his Liked songs like Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind and Fire and Dreams - Fleetwood Mac. There is also hyper vaporwave and screamo but thats from his middle school days.

Saiko listens to songs that celebrities he knows personally sing bc he wants to play it in the car or smth and when somebody says they like the artist, he can say ‘really? I just went to brunch with them yesterday’ bc hes an asshole. He has a secret playlist that has Love Taste - Moe Shop on it.

One more song that Aiura listens to is definitely Karma - Sarah Kinsley. Her and Chiyo play Woman - Doja Cat whenever they get the chance.

Yumehara does not like musical music. She noticed Kaido listening to Hamilton and she thinks that Lin Manuel Miranda is overrated. Shes a TWICE stan confirm.

Secretly, Mera has the best taste in music out of everybody. She’s a quarter-time DJ on the weekends. Daytons and Dollaz - Adam the Shinobi, Icy - Logic, Stirfry - Migos.

A little unrelated, I have a big HC that Saiki has to pick a song for Teruhashi to sing during karaoke and he picks telepatia - Kali Uchis. Its kind of ethereal and talks about telepathy but he doesnt know that. He thinks she wont be able to sing it cuz its spanish but shes god favorite and knows the song from tiktok.

I would also like to point out that Teruhashi and Saiko listen to music that they dont enjoy themselves but do it to impress the masses so in terms of what they actually enjoy, I have no idea. Probs marina and the diamonds.

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in return for the happy headcanons, i give you my nicknames for the fe3h characters! some are completely unoriginal and some i don’t know where they came from but uh. i hope you enjoy?

italicized nicknames means my brother came up with them and it just kinda stuck

edelgard: edie, el

hubert: hugh

ferdinand von aegir: ferdie

dorothea: thea

caspar: cas

linhardt: lin

bernadetta: bernie, bernie bear, burning delta

petra: (*incoherent screaming* PETRA MY BELOVED) i don’t actually have a nickname for her! sometimes i mentally or for fic reasons call her princess, so i guess that counts?

dimitri: dimi, dima

dedue: (to the tune of sandstorm) dededededededue dededededededue dededededededue dededededededue dededededededue

ingrid: ingry

sylvain: syl-extremely-vain (if you know what video i stole that from, you win a cookie)

felix: fe

mercedes: mercie

annette: annie

ashe: he doesn’t have one mostly bc his name is so short

claude: (hapi voice) claudester, claudio

hilda: (hilda voice) HILDA HILDA HILDA HILDA (she doesn’t actually have one)

lorenz: he is undeserving of a nickname (/hj but he doesn’t have one)

lysithea: lys, lysi

marianne: mari

raphael: raph

ignatz: iggy

leonie: leo

yuri: yuri-bird

balthus: baltie

constance: coco-berry (can’t explain it i don’t know where it came from it just stuck)

hapi: sad best girl

cyril: cereal

the rest of the church folks dont have nicknames so that's it :]

[allthebrazilianpolitics]

Brazilian embassy in The Bahamas commemorates 200 years of Independence

A celebratory event was held at Breezes Resort by the Brazilian Embassy on September 7th, 2022 in recognition of the bicentennial of the country’s independence.

Brazil became an independent country in 1822 following a proclamation by Dom Pedro I, Prince Regent of Portugal, who would go on to become Brazil’s first constitutional Emperor.

“Brazil owes much to many countries and races: we are a vibrant melting pot,” said Brazilian Ambassador Claudio Raja Gabaglia Lins.

“It is almost a miracle that we could have remained united when many of our neighbors of 1822 were to face political fragmentation and territorial disputes that last until today.”

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idk if you’ve heard the song but hurt people by sabrina claudio reminds me so much of lin x reader burnout

I had not heart it but oh my gosh now that I have I’m crying! It’s so them!

“I never meant to hurt us, baby, I’m just tryna learn how to love”?

Like? Yes! Exactly!

“How could you give the kinda love I need with your broken heart”?

Ummmm — Lin Beifong who?

100% this is now the canon theme song of Burnout. Like, if it was a tv show, this would play over an intro montage of them being together before falling apart