#Clark is a bit done with his crazy billionaire boyfriend’s shenanigans

[luobenn]

A Closet Catastrophe

Clark wakes up in the morning and is getting dressed for work. Bruce is lounging on the bed already fully clothed.

Clark: I ducking hate you right now.

Bruce (trying to look as innocent as possible): What? What did I do?

Clark: All of my flannel shirts are gone! Bruce what did you do to them?!

Bruce: What makes you think I did anything?

Clark: You’re the only one with the spare key to my apartment.

Bruce: Could’ve been a burglar.

Clark: Bruce, my closet is now full of expensive looking shirts. Wait, are all of these made of silk?!

Bruce: Maybe the burglar took pity on your fashion taste and left a consolation gift.

Clark: They’re all black or varying shades of grey.

Bruce: What can I say? This burglar seems to have very good taste.

Clark: Ugh. Never mind, I don’t have time to argue with you. I gotta get to work. We’ll settle this when I get back.

Bruce: …

Clark closes the closet and opens a drawer.

Clark: BRUCE WHY ARE ALL OF MY SOCKS BATMAN THEMED???!!

He turns around, to find no one else in the room.

Clark (whispers under his breath): Fine. Two can play at that game. (Puts on a tie with the Wayne logo on it)