#Ciel Ambrose Silverstein

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Ciel: So I just found out the opposite of “easy peasy lemon squeezy” is “depressed, stressed, and lemon zest.” So I’m gonna used that from now on.

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Clara: What is your five-year plan?

Ciel: What does that mean?

Clara, flabbergasted: Your five year plan?! Like what are you gonna do in the next five years?

Ciel, scared: What am I gonna do in the next five years?!

Clara, annoyed: You gotta have a plan!

Ciel: Clara, I don’t even know what I’m gonna do in the next FIVE HOURS!

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Ciel: You know, if I had a nickel for every time a goddess took an interest in me, I’d have two nickels. That’s not a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice.

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Random Roman: Behold! The daughter of Neptune has left her house!

Khloe: Bring me the autistic, rock loving, witch boy.

Ciel, panicking: No, no, no! Let me go! I don’t wanna!

Random Roman: I’m sorry, the daughter of Neptune demands it. *dragging Ciel with the help of a cohort of Romans*

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Percy: We’re demigods, of course we have to fight for the gods who can’t do things for themselves.

Ciel: Hi! I’m Ciel and with my powers I cursed a number of demigods with unreachable itch!

Percy: Ciel, no!

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Percy: Ciel, can you give us a war cry?

Ciel, confused: I’m going to commit various crimes! I’ll be wanted in at least 13 countries!

Clarisse: *cackling*

Lou Ellen: No, little bro! A war cry!

Ciel: Oh! I AM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WAR CRIMES! I WILL BE WANTED IN EVERY COUNTRY!

Percy: Oh gods! *rolling on the floor*

Ciel: You wanted mustard? How about mustard gas! Geneva convention? More like Geneva Suggestion! Come along child soldiers!

Ciel proceeded to march off with a number of campers to commit various war crimes.

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Ciel: If being sexy was a crime… I would be wanted for multiple crimes not limited to arson, battery with a vehicle, property damage, and-

Justin, horrified: Dude.

Lucille: …Weak sauce.

Clara: As your friends we would tell on you in court.

Ciel: Respectfully, all your finger prints are on the evidence.

Everyone: Ciel!

Ciel: Teehee.

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Hecate: Are you in, or are you out?

Ciel: What are you talking about- in or out of what?

Hecate: Nuh uh, no time for questions. Just action. In or out.

Ciel: Okay, well then I’m out.

Hecate: I’m sorry, Ciel. Actually, you’re already in.

Ciel, flabbergasted: Then why would you ask me?!

Hecate, annoyed: Because I thought it would go “I’m in, mother!” And we would have a cool mother-son moment. But, uh, you kinda ruined the whole thing.

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Ciel hypes up the Hecate Cabin for Capture Flag

Ciel: We do a little TOMFOOLERY!

Hecate Cabin: YEAH!

Ciel: We’re going SILLY MODE!

Hecate Cabin: YEAH!

Ciel: We are up to some BUFFOONERY!

Hecate Cabin: YEAH!

Ciel: We’re doing nothing but CLOWNING!

Hecate Cabin: YEAH!

The Hecate Cabin proceed to level half the forest during said capture the flag. Ciel was properly banned from leading his siblings in war crimes. Clarisse would be proud.

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Khloe: I have a wife.

Percy, confused: I didn’t know liked women. Can I see her?

Khloe: *pointing to Ciel*

Percy: That’s a grown man.

Khloe: Yes, a man who is my wife!

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Hecate: Any betrayal you can see is trivial, what is truly frightening and much more lethal, is the betrayal you cannot see.

Ciel, 27 years old: Mother, I’m sorry I didn’t mention I was seeing someone.

Hecate: You don’t call or write and I got to learn through Poseidon you’re seeing his daughter!

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Hecate: My children have no problems and get along fine.

Alabaster: He’s my brother too!

Lou Ellen: Fuck off, you traumatized him. I’m the big sibling now.

Ciel, Exhausted: Why me? Well Lou does give me cheesecake.

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Ciel: It’s come to my attention that answering “how are you” with “not dead yet” is concerning to most people.

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Ciel: Honestly, whatever. I’m down for whatever. We could go see a movie, we could go get lunch, we could kill someone… Ah! Or the apple orchard!

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Ciel: I can take you on, anytime!

Khloe: Oh yes, yes you can. *wink*

Ciel, flustered: Wait, no I meant in a fight! A fight!

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Swept by the tides?

Khloe: You amuse me. I will make you mine.

Ciel, confused: You mean like a boyfriend or a slave?

Khloe: Yes! *grabs Ciel by the collar* Win me prizes!

Ciel, laughing nervously: Uh guys? Guys??

*Khloe drags Ciel away further into the Camp Jupiter Saturnalia festival*

Percy: Annabeth, what just happened?

Annabeth: Your little sister has kidnapped the Orion of the modern day?