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I love how most of these Hollywood action guys legit respect other.

Except Steven Seagal.

Arnold, Chuck, and Dolph and Bruce and Sylvester do get along and are friends.

But *everyone* hates Steven Seagal.

No Expandable movie role for you, Steven.

Oh, he fucked up bad.

Sylvester: “Look, Steven can’t be part of the movie till he gets in shape.”

Mean Girils on steroids here.

Literal steriods.

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Today in 80s action thriller movie history: on July 19, 1986 The Delta Force debuted in Brazil.

Here's a new portrait of Chuck Norris to mark the occasion!

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This. This is the content we need and deserve.

You guys remember when chuck Norris jokes were popular? Well I present to you 26th century Master Chief jokes in the same dated format.

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