#Christmas Adam comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying

[marlynnofmany]

It makes me happy that everyone is calling today Christmas Adam. Good job, internet.

[indigoire]

I can't believe Christmas Adam is almost over and I haven't even seen a post about it today

[bunnyb34r]

since I didn't see anyone post ab it,

Merry Christmas Adam

"It comes before Eve and is generally unsatisfying."

[mephystophyles]

Merry Christmas Adam! (It comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying)

[murasaki-sama]

December 23rd - Christmas Adam: comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Monday: El Muchacho Monday

Every Tuesday: Tuesday Again? No Problem...

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling/Caturday

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

ALSO All of June: IT'S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

[peaceheather]

Wishing a happy Christmas Adam to all my followers!

[robotslenderman]

MY TIME HAS COME. I started making note of these last year, so apologies if I've missed any out.

February: ALL MONTH -- Femslash February 11th -- 4/20 is 69 days away 14th -- Valentines Day/Captain Cook's Death Day

March: 10th -- Super Mar10 Day 15th -- Ides of March (Major tumblr holiday) 23rd -- Ever Given Day 23rd-29th -- Ever Given Week

April 4th -- Down with Cis Day 13th -- Neil Banging Out the Tunes/Homestuck Day 19th -- False Bread Anniversary* 20th -- 4/20 day 25th -- Perfect Date 30th -- It's Gonna Be May

May ALL MONTH -- MerMay 25th -- Glorious 25th of May (PTerry)/Towel Day (Adams)

June ALL MONTH -- Pride Month (Tumblr version; Australian version is in February) (Major tumblr holiday)

July ALL MONTH -- Wrath Month 11th -- Dashcon Memorial Day

September 21st -- A Night to Remember

October ALL MONTH -- Hallowe'en (Major tumblr holiday) 3rd -- October 3rd (Mean Girls)

November 1st -- 364 Days Until Hallowe'en 5th -- Destielputinelection Day (AKA most major Tumblr holiday) 16th -- Knife-Wielding Tentacle's Birthday

December ALL MONTH -- Spotify Wrapped; Mariah Carey 23rd -- Christmas Adam ("comes before Eve and is generally unsatisfying")

(I am leaving Christmas out as it's mostly Christmas Adam I've seen people celebrate on Tumblr itself, whereas most people who celebrate Christmas don't tend to post about it or just share generic holiday well wishes that just happen to be shared on the 25th)

VARIABLE DATES: Eurovision Met Gala Thursday 20th Spill Day (Australia only; every 3 years until Scott Morrison broke the curse)

??? Mishapocalypse (I think it might've been April Fools day? I was actually on hiatus and missed the whole thing when it went down and ten years later I'm STILL sad about it!)

*It was actually April 19th on the Julian calendar, not the Gregorian calendar, but whenever I try to look up how to convert it to the Gregorian calendar I get different results. All I know is that you add X amount of days (the calculators vary on how much), and from what I can gather, the True Bread Anniversary is late April to early May. This probably skews the Ides of March too but I don't think I ever saw discourse about the Ides of March date, only the Bread Anniversary.

Would you ever consider a wall calendar/planner that has the Tumblr Holidays, such as (March 15th Stab Cesar Day) or (It's Gonna Be May) or (Do You Remember The 21st Night Of September)? I know planning out calanders is complicated and it's probably too late already to make them for next year, but it struck me as a fun and usable product :)

I would love to do this. I need a little help crowdsourcing the holidays and such but I think it would be so much fun. I bet we could get them ready for next year.

[licieoic]

Merry Christmas Adam! (Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally pretty unsatisfying.)

[possessedscholar]

Happy Christmas Adam!

It’s like Christmas Eve, but it comes before and is generally unsatisfying!

[rosenkranz-isnt-dead]

December 23rd, Christmas Adam. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

The more you know

[lettersiarrange]

why tf have I not seen any posts abt it being Christmas Adam tho

Comes before Christmas Eve, is generally unsatisfying??

Cmon guys

[shaftyletter23]

I can’t believe I haven’t seen the Christmas Adam post yet today??!

Something along the lines of Christmas Adam: Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying

Anyone???

[xflashbastardx]

Oh, good. He took the bait. Crowley's grin widened and took on a distinctively impish delight.

"It's December 23rd. It's called Christmas Adam because it comes before Eve and is generally unsatisfying."

"Christmas...Adam?" Aziraphale's eyes flicked about the room as he went through his mental catalogue of Christmas traditions. "No I-I don't think I have."

[youareunbreaking]

today is Christmas adam. it comes before Christmas eve and it's generally unsatisfying lmao

i am obssessed with this twitter handle

[fullmetalcockblock]

December 23: Christmas Adam. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

ok since i don't think i've seen any semi-comprehensive lists of the tumblr holidays for the reddit refugees, here it is.

IT JUST HAPPENS

DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

Thursday the 20th

The Fifth of Wednesday

Sometime in June: That One Halloween Post Starts Circulating

Sometime in July: Dancing Pumpkin Man Video/Gif

WEEKLY EVENTS

Every Wednesday: Wet Beast Wednesday

Every Thursday: Out of Touch Thursday

Every Friday: Flat Fuck Friday

Every Saturday: Don't @ Me, I'm Chilling

Every Sunday: Fingers In His Ass Sunday

YEARLY EVENTS

January 16: Appreciate a Dragon Day

January 29: Threshold Day

All of February: Funguary

February 14: Aromantic/Asexual Day

March: IT'S OCTOBER TIME TO GET SPOOKY

March 9: Miku Day

March 10: Mario Day

March 14: Pi Day

March 15: Ides of March

March 23: Ever Given Got Stuck Today

April 1: Mishapocalypse

April 2: Dashcon Announcement Anniversary

April 3: Dannypocalypse

April 8: Rex Manning Day

ALSO April 8: MARGARET THATCHER IS DEAD

April 13: Neil Banging Out The Tunes

ALSO April 13: Homestuck Day

April 20: haha 420 blaze it

April 25: The Perfect Date

April 28: Ed Balls Day

April 30: It's Gonna Be May

All of May: Mermay

May 3: Beginning of Dracula Daily

May 4: May the 4th Be With You

May 5: Revenge of the Fifth

May 25: The Glorious 25th of May

All of June: Pride Month

June 5: Barricade Day

June 16: Let Papyrus Say Fuck

July 20: Moon Landing

September 8: The Queen Is Dead and Sans Undertale Killed Her

September 21: DO YOU REMEMBER-

All of October: SKELETON WAR

ALSO All of October: Inktober

October 3: Mean Girls Day

ALSO October 3: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Day

October 20: Unnecessary Feelings Day

October 31: HALLOWEEN

November 5: honestly what didn't happen that day

November 19: Goncharov

All of December: Will the Gävle Goat Get Destroyed Again?

December 10: Please, It's Christmas

December 24: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS YET