#Chnuluv

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Just Chnny being Chnny

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Chafe and Paprika

10/20/2016

The lift to Chnuluv's apartments was slow. Impatiently staring at the  screen that displayed the lift's descent to the bottom floor, Chafe crossed his arms as the lift slowly descended two more floors. His faded blue-black brows rise at the screen as if the force of his impatience was enough to force the lift to move faster.

The lift then stops, likely much to the display of its passenger, and the doors open to let a young Chiss step inside. Although his hair is combed and styled neatly and his uniform is neat and pressed, it's still Paprika. He smiles at the older gentleman in the lift and inclines his head politely, really honestly doing his best to be less animated and startling. "Good day, Patriarch," he greets Chafe. A big grin escapes onto his face.

Only a few moments pass before Chafe responds.  In those moments the elevator doors shut and Chafe's only escape route is cut off and he blinks slowly at the shut doors before offering Paprika a light bow. "A pleasure to see you again, as always." In a nervous gesture he smoothes out the wrinkles  in his teal and grey robes.  "It was Csup'apri'kaszeon, wasn't it?"

"Yessir," the younger Chiss nods. "Paprika is fine, too, if you like." Paprika then takes a moment to not-very-subtly look Chafe up and down -- he skipped out on Subtlety 101, apparently -- and smiles. "You're looking handsome today. What's the occasion?"

Handsome was odd enough to Chafe to make the elder Chiss shifts slightly under the guise of removing imaginary lint from his clothing as he pretends to inspect it. "These are my usual robes I fear." Then he taps the lift's screen to point at the correct floor. "I'm simply going to see my granddaughter."

"Well, Patriarch, they're still really fetching--" Paprika gasps lightly, interrupting himself, and bounces on his heels. Whatever attempt he was making as being a typical Chiss was thrown out the window. "Me, too! She's a cute babe, I like her. Maybe we could all have, uh, tea or something?"

"Yes, tea." Chafe agrees without hesitation. "I'm certain she'll have decent liquors to spike them with so they taste better than boiled grass." He offers a pleasant smile. "It won't be so-" He's interrupted by the lift as it lets out a whine as it slows even more, a imperceptible crawl.

The screen lights up and displays a cheerful Out Of Order! sign.

Paprika blinks up at the sign and takes that as his queue to muss his hair up. "I'm, um, working on sobering up," he says with a little frown. "So, I suppose you can just drink for both of us, hmm, handsome?"

"Patriarch." Chafe corrects automatically as he stares at the sign. "Do you mean to say you've been drinking already?" He turns to eye paprika and quirks a faded blue-black brow at him. "It's not that late in the day."

"Bad wording, um--" Paprika fidgets in place a little and then leans back against the wall. "I mean I'm trying to stay sober. I haven't drank in weeks. It's awful." He frowns for a second before looking back up at Chafe. "And you are handsome and kriffing attractive," he adds with a wink.

Chafe gives Paprika a flat expression. "I'm four and sixty years of age. I'm considered elderly." He reminds. "That is an odd complement to give to someone who can legally get senior discounts." Chafe peers at Paprika to try and glean the younger Chiss's age. "And if I'm not wrong you're around Chnuluv's age."

"I'm twenty," Paprika says cheerfully, "and what's wrong with liking older men or women?"

"Provided it's legal nothing." Chafe admits with a shrug of his shoulders. "But telling the... older men or women that might not yield the results you want."

"Imitating what they... what they did when they were younger might be better. Perhaps." Chafe eyes the Lift's screen and silently tries to will it into fixing itself.

"Imitating what they... did?" Paprika squints at Chafe for a moment while he tries to think. He wondered if the Patriarch meant to act more mature, or perhaps to brush his hair again. Paprika opened his mouth to ask, but all that came out was: "Have you ever slept with a bloke?"

"Their methods of courting. When I wa-" He begins- and then stops to stare at Paprika, blinking slowly as he processes the question." have... I ever slept with a man?" He repeats the question slowly, scrutinizing Paprika to ensure that he did indeed hear the young Chiss ask the question. No, surely he'd misheard.

"Aye! Have you?" Paprika grins impishly and leans in a little towards the elder. "And I'm not looking for a date, Patriarch; just a little fun."

Something clicks in Chafe's mind as Paprika's words seem to suddenly make sense. "How do you do things like that?" Curiosity gets the better of him. "It makes little sense to flit from bed to bed."

The younger Chiss scratches his head a little, thinks, and then shrugs helpfully. "I really like sex? It's fun and everyone does it kind of differently. I like that it's never really the same." He pauses. "I have really good stamina, too."

Chafe coughs at the last sentence. "I'm afraid the ..fun in that escapes me. Most tend towards monogamy though there's others that try things like polyamoury and the like instead." If he kept it away from him then surely he'd be fine. "You've not considered other options?"

"That's way different, though, mate-- I mean, Patriarch. Sorry." Paprika fidgets with the trims of a sleeve for a moment before continuing. "I'm not, like, in love with everyone I kriff. A lot of times I probably don't even see them again. I sleep with one of my friends, too, but we're just friends. Kriffing's just an activity. Er, and what do you mean by other options? I have some toys but it's not as fun."

The mention of toys makes Chafe's eyes focus on the Out Of order words on the screen. "Polyamoury is... you have a... main ...person and you still sleep with others. Sometimes it's a group and such." He rolls his shoulders in mild discomfort. "Love doesn't need to be involved for any of it. Not so far as I am aware. Likely better for your sexual health as well to limit."

"I'm not polyamorous, I'm just horny a lot of the time."

"Ah." How to deal with that? Chafe had no elderly wisdom gleaned from bad experiences to...properly  deal with that. "No men or women of the night then? Having one of those...dens might be helpful."

"I get escorts--" he does finger quotes around the last word-- "sometimes, but usually I just go to Shaddaa a few times a month and hang around the Red Light Sector." Paprika smiles at Chafe again. "But there aren't many there as good-looking as you, sir."

Chafe's red eyes narrow at Paprika for a few moments. "Are you bullshitting me?" He asks bluntly. "I'm fully aware of my age and looks."

Paprika blinks, startled at the other's response. "N-no, Patriarch. I'm being genuine. I want to kiss you and run my hands through your hair." He smiles, convinced that this will, somehow, make the elder feel better.

"That is... odd." Satisfied he wasn't being mocked or teased Chafe rolls his shoulders. "I have no words suitable for an appropriate response to the latter sentence." Chafe taps the Lift's screen.

"I wouldn't tell anyone if you want to experiment a little," Paprika says with a smile. "I can be discreet. I could even just pleasure you."

"I've no need for experimenting. I'm aware of what I want from... a significant other." Chafe stops pressing the button to turns and try to pat paprika's head and assure himself. "But they're not here anymore. "You can do better."

"You don't even want a blowjob?"

And the illusion of a child was gone. Just like that.

"I..do not." Chafe pauses. "But... thank you for the offer." He deadpans.,

Paprika frowns just a touch, but nods. "Okay, Patriarch. Um, sorry for bothering you." He steps away from the very handsome older man to give him some space,

"You're fine." Chafe assures before the lift trills. Just barely, the elder Chiss resists exhaling in loud relief as the lift begins to slowly inch downwards.

"Thanks," Paprika says, and then adds a little quieter, "and you're still hot."

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Commission of Ech’nulu’vogo for @queenofthechiss!

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very much inspired by this song

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How Chnny felt with the new update.

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Discord banner for myself.

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was testing out features 

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some Chnny art.

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One of my faves for November

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two head shots

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needed a new desktop background

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A walk in the snow 

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Chnny looked up at her grandpa smiled then turned the roomba away and very quickly left the hallway.  she was so getting a telling off later on but for now? she was on the run. 

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for a friend :D @andveryginger

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been really unwell lately but still needed to draw. Old school Chnuluv.