#Character: Seymour

[russell-crowe]

philip seymour hoffman in twister (1996)

[aphroditelovesu]

How many children would Yandere historical Men wish they had? If the fem-reader wanted five or more children. What would the historical Men reaction be?

Characters- Edward Seymour, King Henry V, Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte, King Henry VIII, Charles Brandon, Lorenzo De Medici and Francesco Pazzi?

Hmm... I guess it really depends but I would say they would all like to have lots of children with her but they know it's quite common for a woman to die in childbirth so they would keep that in mind.

❝divider by: @cafekitsune

Edward Seymour ♡

Edward would like to have at least two children, both sons. He would like to have daughters with his beloved, but he would prioritize sons to keep his family in power. If his wife wants to have more than five children, he would be fine with that. The more children you have, the more tied and dependent you will be to him.

King Henry V ♡

Henry would like to have several children with his beloved, mainly because he is a Monarch and needs to keep his royal lineage continuing. If his darling wants to have more than five children, that's great! Henry would probably like to have at least ten children. Even though he is terrified at the thought of you passing away in childbirth, he still wants to have a huge family with his darling.

Napoleon Bonaparte ♡

Napoleon wants to have at least one son to also maintain his power through a male heir. He doesn't have a specific number of children he would like to have with his darling, at least one is certain. But if you want to have more than five children, Napoleon will be fine with the idea. The more the merrier, right?

King Henry VIII ♡

Henry wants a male heir above all else and when you give him that, he won't worry about the idea of ​​having more children unless you bring up the idea to him. Henry would be so caught up in the joy of finally having his dream son that he wouldn't think about his next children. However, I imagine he would like to have at least one more son, just in case. Henry would be worried about having more than five children because he fears losing you but he won't be against it if you want him to.

Charles Brandon ♡

Charles really isn't worried about the idea of ​​children at the moment, he's more focused on enjoying his wife and spending as much time as he can with her and he's well aware that he would have to share his attention with a child. However, he knows that he needs to continue his lineage and that's why I see him wanting to have only two children, three at most. He wouldn't like it more than that and mainly because he knows how dangerous childbirth is and this man can't lose you under any circumstances.

Lorenzo de' Medici ♡

Lorenzo wants to have many children with his darling and there is no discussion about that. Eight children at least, that's what he wants. Coming from a powerful family, I don't see him putting the Medici's power at risk because of the lack of descendants. Although he doesn't want to risk your life in childbirth, he will still have many children with you. Lorenzo likes to see you pregnant because it just affirms that you belong to him.

Francesco Pazzi ♡

Francesco would like to have a considerable number of children with his darling. At least four children, but he's not opposed to having more if that's what you want. He loves you and wants to make you, so if having more than five kids is what you want, who is he to judge? Francesco just needs confirmation that it won't kill you. He couldn't bear to lose the woman he loves.

[does-this-look-inanimate-to-you]

if little shop of horrors were to get a modern remake, do you think timothee chalamet would be cast as seymour

[gulnarsultan]

Can you do Separately what The Yandere Tudors Men (Edward Seymour, King Henry VIII, Charles Brandon and Thomas Boleyn) would give their Wife a really, REALLY expensive necklace either as a wedding present, a just because present or something following the birth of one of their children?

Hello. I hope you like it.

King Henry had passed many difficult trials to marry you. You will never forget the moments of lust and desire you experienced on your wedding night throughout your life. King Henry shed tears of joy when he received the news that you were pregnant. He took very close care of you throughout your pregnancy, unlike usual. Not even a minute was left outside the door of the room where you gave birth for hours. He was praying to God for you and the baby to be delivered safely. When the birth was finally over, he quickly entered the room. You were tiredly smiling at your husband with your newborn son in your arms.

"My King. We now have a male heir."

King Henry came to you and kissed your forehead. It wasn't hard to understand that he was happy and proud from the look on his face when he held your son in his arms.

"My son."

King Henry proudly kissed his newborn son's forehead.

"Our son's name will be Edward. Prince Edward."

You smiled at your husband's words. King Henry gently placed Prince Edward in his crib. He handed you the box in his hand. Surprised, you take the box and open it. Inside the box was a necklace decorated with Tudor symbol roses and made of expensive jewellery.

"My King. This is beautiful."

"Not as much as you."

King Henry took the necklace out of the box and placed it around your neck elegantly.

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You were Charles' third wife. Honestly, you never thought that an arranged marriage would turn into love. Charles was a possessive and passionate husband. Even though his love was suffocating at times, you had learned to cope. Charles did not yet have a son. This meant that a big task was on your shoulders. You got pregnant shortly after the wedding. You honestly thought your husband would move away from you and take mistresses. But it didn't happen as he thought. Months later, you gave birth to healthy twin boys. You would never forget the smile on Charles' face. He held his sons in his arms and wasn't afraid to talk about how proud he was. One of your sons was named John and the other Edmund. After naming the babies, Charles gave you a very dazzling necklace as a gift. From what you heard from your bridesmaids, Charles paid a really large amount of money for this necklace.

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Your wedding to Thomas Boleyn was modest. You came from a noble and powerful family. Frankly, your mother and father were not very keen on this marriage. After all, Thomas Boleyn did not promise great possibilities. After months of conversations, you had finally managed to gain your family's approval. You were getting ready in your room on the wedding night. Thomas slowly pokes his head through the door.

"I got you something, honey. Your wedding gift."

"There was no need, my dear. It is a great gift for me to know that we can spend our lives together now."

"My beautiful wife. I am truly a very lucky man."

Thomas holds out the box he keeps behind his back. You slowly take the box and open it. There is a really expensive necklace inside the box.

"Thomas. This is too expensive."

"I couldn't have a big wedding that suits you. I should have at least bought you a gift that suits you."

"Thank you, Thomas. I will keep this necklace for the rest of my life."

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Your wedding to Edward Seymour was beautiful. It was literally like a fairy tale. Queen Jane had spared no expense for her brother's wedding. The wedding hall was decorated very beautifully. A luxurious wedding dress and a wonderful flower bouquet were prepared. After you put on your wedding dress, the bridesmaids did your make-up and hair. You were waiting for the ceremony to start. There is a knock on your door.

"Come in."

Edward comes in. Edward has a look of admiration on his face.

"Oh my God. You look like an angel."

"Edward, you're embarrassing me."

"I came to give you a gift. I hope you like it."

When you open the box, you are surprised to see the expensive necklace inside.

"Oh. Edward, that's beautiful."

"I'm glad you liked it, my beautiful."

[autism-rizz-tournament]

Autism Rizz Tournament

Rizz: Originally short for "Charisma", Rizz (for this tournament, at least) refers to the appeal, charm or general "ability to pull" a character has, either romantically and/or sexually. (The character doesn't necessarily need to be attracted to anyone to have rizz. If they can make others fall for them, it counts)

How to vote

Propaganda

Triffany Lottablog (Bugsnax)

She has a special interest in bones and archeology and her husband loves her very much (so do I triffy my baby girl)

Seymour Krelborn (Little Shop of Horrors)

He didn't get rid of Audrey II (his plant) after he found out it ate BLOOD, and then fed his crush's abusive boyfriend to it. If he's not a perfect bf I don't know who is.

ALRIGHT SO NOT ONLY DOES HE KILL HIS CRUSH'S ABUSIVE BOYFRIEND AND FEED HIM TO A PLANT BUT AFTERWARDS HE SINGS ABOUT HOW HE'S THERE FOR HER TO OFFER HER SWEET UNDERSTANDING AND ITS ALSO SO OBVIOUS HOW MUCH HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT BOTH AUDREY II AND HIS CRUSH (AUDREY) WHO HE LITERALLY NAMES THE PLANT AFTER AND HE'S NOT REALLY CONFIRMED TO BE AUTISTIC BUT I MEAN COME ON HE ONLY TRIES TO KILL AUDREY II AFTER HE FINDS OUT ITS PLAN

this guy loves weird plants so much that he literally bought one even though he was sure it wasn't there before, did everything he could to make sure it grew into a healthy and big plant EVEN WHEN HE FOUND OUT IT DRANK BLOOD, treated the plant like his child, and even named it after his crush. He also stroked it sometimes when it was little. Okay, allistics can love plants, but now many would keep their plant after realising it drank blood??

[sillystringsimpsons]

You know what? I fuck with you.

*shows you the simpsons doodles I made in my regular artstyle during class*

interactions hugely appreciated :333

[k-wame]

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lol two queens in the shade room

[vinegar-rights]

This ship makes me feel ill

[flowerbloom-arts]

You claimed that “it's like [Skinner] is just a kicked puppy sometimes and I wanna hug him” so could you maybe make something where he gets comforted please?

He needs a good cry so so bad...

[wekiaam]

Seymour!

[scriv3lloirl]

Little Shop digital art dump!

(under the cut)

The first drawin/screenie redraw— Orin n Seymour

Fat Orin canon‼️ — I love projectin m' body type onto m' favorite characters. (Some folks might've already seen this posted on other platforms lol)

Second Drawin I did (which also doubles as a b'day gift fer' @nicowasheree — HAPPY B'DAY!!) is also of Orin n Seymour!!

Seymorin for the win, ladies n gentlemen. (Not the proudest of this, but it was late when I finished this up n I don't feel like changin shit round'.)

Third piece I did was of Audrey‼️‼️

My Audrey design is heavily inspired by both Joy Woods n Mj Rodriguez <3 (I love both of them so much.)

Her chipped tooth was inspired by our fictive. (She gave permission n said it was okay if I used some elements of her n her source memories into my interpretation/design of her. Thanks Audrey!! We love you!!)

Fourth was a screenie redraw of Audrey n Seymour!!

This one isn't my favorite. But it's always fun learnin how t' draw side profiles wit features I'm not used t' drawin yet.

Audrey's short hair is purposeful, by the way. In my version, she cuts her hair shorter after Orin dies cus she believes that "hair holds memory." N Seymour helps her cut her hair after they sing 'Suddenly Seymour' hehe.

I might have t' draw Seymour helpin Audrey cut her hair soon cus it's cute.

Final drawin I did was m' designs of The Urchins!!

They're so underrated, please.

Their designs are inspired by the like- hundred different versions of Little Shop I've seen online lol — I'm still learnin how t' draw POC features so.. if anyone wants t' give tips? My DMS are open.

Anyway, that's m' art dump.

[riverlarking]

Doubt (2008) — dir. John Patrick Shanley

[kursed-curtain]

Soup

A short comic

[cyanide-sippy-cup]

KARA?! LEX WITH THE GREEN AND PURPLE!! Is that supposed to be Firestorm or is it Heatwave again? (Edit: okay I get it that's atomic skull)

AND IS THAT A FUCKING PARADEMON?!?!

[gulnarsultan]

Hey Gulnar, can you dream of Edward Seymour?

The reader was a young lady at court and Edward saw her, became obsessed with her and proposed to her. Reader's father allows this with peace of mind because he is a power-hungry man. They get married, he thinks she doesn't love or know him, but he does. She's a little scared, her father is already a cruel man and she prays that Edward isn't worse than his father. And you know Edward, the slightly manipulative, lovestruck guy who punishes when necessary but only in the bedroom because he's not a monster😍

If this sounds like nonsense or you don't want to write, that's okay, just know that you are very kind and talented. You just write one sentence and boom I'm amazed. you are loved💕💕💕💕

Hello darling. I hope you like it.

" Scenario"

Being a young Lady and a member of a powerful family was a nightmare. It was a life that many people envied. You had everything you wanted. But would this be considered sufficient? If they asked you, your answer would be no. You were the youngest of my five siblings. You had four older brothers than you. Your mother tried to be the best mother she could. Considering the conditions of that time, she did her best. Your father was a very strict and cruel man. In fact, thanks to your mother and being a good daughter, you were never punished. You had just turned eighteen and your father was pressuring you to find a good husband. You met Edward Seymour at a ball. He was literally the man of many ladies' dreams. Honestly, marrying a man you didn't know was enough to scare you. Edward wasted no time in asking your father to give him permission to marry you. Your father accepted this offer without thinking. After all, this marriage brought great benefits. The wedding was literally like a fairy tale. After the wedding, you have a possessive and jealous husband. However, in a way, Edward proves that he is not a monster husband. Unless you count having an insatiable monster in the bedroom. (Especially when you're jealous.)

[radiumjuice]

shitty franny and Zooey doodles because the glass family has like 3 fans and someone needs to produce the fanart