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charleslee-valentine · 1 year ago

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For the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fanworks Event Day 4- Hobbies

Ship(s): None

Word Count: ~1,000

Warnings: Character death, mourning, implied abuse.

note: Bubba uses he/they/she pronouns.

@texas-chainsaw-fanworks

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No responsibilities or chores all day.

Bubba gets to stay in his corner of Texas Battle Land and do what makes him happy, which currently, is to draw.

A long time ago, an art set with some markers and crayons got left behind at the gas station. It was no use there, so it was brought home, where after some arguing, it was decided Bubba could keep it. The twins were being too mean about it, so they weren’t allowed to have it.

Not that it was anything fancy. The set is mostly basic colors and a couple of the markers were dry when they got them, but the beauty isn’t the part that Bubba likes the most.

Even now that it’s been years and the supplies have been worn down to colorful stubs, the part Bubba really likes is the process.

Something about the wispy sound the paper makes on the table, and the hollow scritchy-scratches of the crayons leaving their marks behind, really helps to calm Bubba.

That’s more important now than ever before, having something to do when things get tense. Really it’s that way more often than not, now that they moved away from their old house.

Coloring reminds Bubba a little of putting on makeup.

As in, it’s not really being pretty that makes them like makeup, as much as it is taking care of themself and expressing the bright colors they feel on the inside. The pretty result is just a bonus.

The precision of holding coloring supplies or makeup brushes is a little hard to master, but that makes it fun and rewarding every single time. Even if his lipstick gets a little crooked, or the lines of his drawing go a bit wobbly.

There are lots of pictures that have been crumpled up and hidden away over the years. Pictures of Bubba with tears on her face with fire and blood and monsters in the background. Monsters that looked a lot more like Drayton than they did the kind of monsters that break into their house.

But that’s not really the fun part. Those are the ones Bubba has to draw because of not being able to speak those feelings out loud. Like a filter for all the yucky emotions he has.

The part Bubba prefers though is drawing flowers and animals and pretty clothes. Anything with lots of bright color, to bring something other than deep coppery red into this life.

Bubba’s most favorite part though is when the finished products get displayed somewhere in the house, be that pinned above the stove or placed into a frame and hung up on a rafter.

There’s an extra special picture that lives right above the supper table on the big stone pillar just to the side.

It wasn’t the first piece of art Bubba drew with the art set, and it wasn’t the best either, but it was the most meaningful.

See, with the family split apart and fighting, it was often that Bubba’s pictures would be one or two of the Sawyer siblings at a time. Whoever was getting along. Maybe whoever had been nice to him that day.

This one though, was of all the Sawyers, including their grandpa and gramma, out in the yard, posed on the front steps of their old house like it was a photo. They’d never gotten a photo like that before Nubbins had to leave forever.

That’s something Bubba is sure of, because the family kept all of Nubbins’ pictures. They’d helped Chop Top look through them one at a time, and found most of them being of random adventures, things they couldn’t piece together without him there.

Bubba knew her brother wasn’t coming back, so she wanted to make a special picture. One where everyone got along again.

There’s tear stains in the corner. Bubba turned them into flowers and hoped nobody noticed.

If they did, they didn’t say anything. Chop Top told him he’d done a good job with the colors. Grandpa didn’t say anything, but Bubba knew that if he could, he would’ve said something nice.

The really funny thing is, Drayton didn’t say anything either. That’s rare.

His eyes got a little red, and his lips curled into a weird shaky frown, but he didn’t say a word. Bubba was scared he didn’t like it and tried to take it back, so he could keep it.

That earned him a smack.

Chop Top patted Bubba’s shoulder and told them they’d draw a new picture together. A better one.

Except they didn’t need to. Because at supper that night, there it was, hanging right above the empty chair, and the lonely table setting that was always provided with a red soda pop.

They were more quiet than usual. Even Chop Top, who hadn’t really been quiet ever since Bubba was allowed to call him by his real name. Not that he could help it, with the head wound and all.

Inside though, Bubba was smiling. Sure, he didn’t have a perfect dark brown crayon to get everyone’s hair the right color, and he didn’t have the exact shade of tan that matched those pants Nubbins always liked to wear, but he felt proud of the picture anyways in the end.

Sometimes special is enough.

At least for the Sawyer boys- who aren’t very good with words, and who don’t always get along, and who definitely mess up a lot- special is the best they’re gonna get.

It’s the heart that counts, and heart is something Bubba Sawyer is just overflowing with.

Today, they’re drawing a picture of Nubbins and them holding hands and skipping down the long driveway they raced as kids. The same one that was stained with Nubbins’ blood after the accident.

Bubba is older now and knows what really happened. That Nubbins didn’t actually just leave. Maybe that’s why she likes to draw him so much.

This specific drawing is for their collection though. Their brothers will understand that.

#tcmfanevent #bubba sawyer #nubbins sawyer #chop top sawyer #drayton sawyer #tcm 2 #my writing #my moodboards

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seat-safety-switch · 2 years ago

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We both know that, at some point in the past, you’ve been to a town that was enjoying a carving competition. Lumber, ice, marble: it’s human nature for some incredibly talented individuals to carve a statue out of another material, and then have their fellow cattle appear to gawp at it. Recently, I was in a small town, and they were doing a chainsaw carving competition. Artisans were busy hewing classical art out of broken trees, and it really got my creative juices flowing.

When I got back home, the only thing I could think about was making art of my own. Of course, I don’t own anything as clumsy as a chainsaw, and the municipality in which I reside has only recently removed their “no tree zone” bylaw, enacted after a particularly bad weekend in 1912 in which several beavers invaded City Hall. In their place, respectively, I chose an angle grinder, and the three-sixteenths of a 1974 Chrysler Newport that had been clogging up the corner of my yard for four presidents.

Of course, as with any art form, my first attempt at it was clumsy. Inexpert. I became frustrated at not being able to get my emotions into my work. I also went through a lot of AliExpress’s best “Holy Shit Very Sharp!” brand carbide wheels, some of which fractured even as I was loading them into the white-hot grinder. I persisted. My second production would be better, I told myself, and threw myself into it. Days turned into nights, and nights turned into days, because otherwise that would be kind of weird.

There is a name for the phenomenon which I was now experiencing. “Outsider art” is the polite way that the art community refers to anyone who had not received any classical art training (I never even learned finger painting, because my pre-school teacher, Ms. Ellersly – who I cannot remember the face of, but who drove a 1958 DeSoto Adventurer in puce – got busted for pot that day) but still manages to make art. Well, bitches, I got a whole gallery full of it now, and every tuned-in patron of sculpture was lining up to tell me how brilliant I was and how I should be asking millions more.

Well, I stopped doing it shortly after that. They say you should always leave your audience wanting, but that wasn’t it at all. Between you and me, I’d probably be making more, but I got bored of the whole thing. And I definitely didn’t want to cut up any more cars. At least, not any cars that I owned, and something about the high-boron steel superstructure of the Kia Sportage that keeps parking at the end of my driveway on weekends is not conducive to my particular muse. Oh? You’re right, I can keep it on hand in case I need some rust repair panels in the future.

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2spooky5evar · 3 months ago

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Right now I feel lucky. We live on well water and there are creeks nearby. Several neighbors have generators so drinking water is easy to come by. One neighbor has solar panels, and is offering the whole neighborhood hot showers and hot food. We only had minimal water intrusion. We live in the country and most people have chainsaws and several own backhoes, we were able to get out within a day of the hurricane. Our roads are largely clear and we will probably get power back within the next few days.

Other areas are gone, we are ok. I'm sat in front of the public library on a nice sunny October day utilizing the free wifi- I could almost pretend thing are ok. The gas stations are opening back up and most of the main roads near us have power.

If it weren't for the military helicopters flying back and forth and the fact that no where in the area will have running water for probably weeks if not months you can almost pretend it's normal.

I try to sleep at night and i see images of my town destroyed. Gone. turned to wreckage and mud- and we aren't the worst of it.

I'm coping- I have my family- we have food and shelter and clean water, and are far better off than so many right now.

I set up the giant skeleton on our yard today, because its funny and it feels normal- if only all the towels weren't draped over the fence failing to dry out after we used them to mop up the flooding.

If only there wasn't a telephone pole fallen across the road.

If only the house wasn't so quiet with the absence of the hum of electricity.

If only I felt a little less like crying.

Things aren't going to be normal- not for a very long time- whole towns are gone. I loved driving through the little tourist towns, chimney rock holds so many happy memories-- its gone now. The river arts district is just mud, whole buildings in biltmore village are gone.

I'm okay, and my family is okay, but this isn't okay- none of this is okay- Appalachia isn't okay and we wont be okay for a long time from now. The scars from helene will linger long after the military helicopters leave and the news stops talking about us.

#hurricane helene #appalachia #western north carolina #I almost never make actual posts but i need to put my thoughts down somewhere

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thatboomerkid · 2 years ago

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Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy

fomor boar (see M20 Gods & Monsters pg. 105) for use with Werewolf: The Apocalypse 20th Anniversary Edition, W20 Book of the Wyrm, and Book of the Wyrm Companion

ATTRIBUTES: Strength 5, Dexterity 2, Stamina 6, Perception 2, Intelligence 2, Wits 2

ABILITIES: Alertness 2, Athletics 2, Brawl 2, Intimidation 2

Willpower: 3

Health Levels: OK, OK, -1, -1, -2, -5, Incapacitated

Armor Rating: 1 (seven soak dice, total)

Attacks: Bite (Strength +1 lethal); Gore (Strength +2 lethal); Body Horror Cannon (8 dice lethal; 25 yard range at Difficulty 6; may fire as a single-shot or Three-Round Burst [W20, pg. 295] weapon; see below)

Fomori Powers: Berserker, Body-Horror Cannon (x2), Eat Corruption

Brought to you absolutely free to use, to enjoy, to share, to dick-around with, and to argue about – as always – by the fine folks of my Patreon.

Hugest of special thanks to Josh Heath and to all of my First Team: Last Chancers & Exalted Vs. World of Darkness players.

Nothing here is official World of Darkness material.

art by the incredible Joey Wallace

Berserker: A Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy has a Rage Trait of 5; it may spend & regain Rage exactly as if it were an Ahroun (W20, pg. 144-145) and is allowed a standard Rage-roll to remain active after falling to (or below) Incapacitated. In addition, a Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Gun-Piggy regains points of temporary Rage by consuming corpses, radioactive material, bio-hazardous toxic waste, and other absolutely horrible things (such as, just for example, radioactive corpses soaked in bio-hazardous toxic waste; see the Eat Corruption Power, below, for details). Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Gun-Piggies are vulnerable to frenzy (W20, pg. 261-262).

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Body-Horror Cannon: As a standard action, a Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may choose to spend a point of Willpower or Rage, suffer an unsoakable Health Level of aggravated damage, and roll Willpower, difficulty 7. On a success, the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy draws-forth its cannon instantly; on a failure, it begins pulling the cannon free but must wait three full turns before the weapon is fully ready.

NOTE: The Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy is free to act normally during this time: it does not need to spend further actions “drawing the weapon” as the object slowly emerges from the creature’s body. The Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may – should it fail on this activation-roll – choose to pull the weapon free early, but doing so prevents the beast from regaining its lost Health Level of aggravated damage when the effect of this Power ends (see below).

On a botch, the point of Willpower is spent and the Health Level of aggravated damage is dealt, but the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy can’t force its weapon to emerge from its body for the rest of the scene.

If the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy achieves three or more successes on the Willpower roll to activate this Power, the beast reduces all Difficulties to use the weapon in combat by -1.

When this Power is fully activated, the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy gains use of a Semi-Automatic Shotgun (W20, pg. 303) with unlimited ammunition (detailed above).

This hideous biomechanical firearm is pulled from the monster’s body, still dripping viscera and roaring like a chainsaw, and is often studded with weeping human eyes, crafted of compressed car-engines & rotten meat, continually spraying blood – and less-identifiable fluids – as it screams affronts to Gaia; such cannons are usually crawling with maggots & the obsidian-jade balefire of deepest Malfeas: in all instances, the mere sight of such a weapon incites the Delirium.

This grotesque weapon merges once again with the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy’s body at the end of the scene or after one hour, whichever comes first; the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may choose, at that time, to expend an additional point of Willpower (or Rage) to instead maintain its weapon’s existence for one additional hour or for one additional scene, as appropriate.

The Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may always choose to reabsorb its weapon at any time as a free reflexive action.

If this weapon is removed from the grasp of the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy early, the weapon decays to bits of cartilage, rot, and infected, bubbling ooze at the end of the round … then erupts once more from the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy’s body – appearing in the monster’s hands, ready to use – immediately before the beast’s next action.

When the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy absorbs its weapon back into its body and ends the use of this Power, the monster instantly regenerates its lost Health Level of aggravated damage … unless the weapon was drawn-froth early after a failure on the creature’s activation roll, as noted above.

Each unique, individual Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may choose three (3) of the following Special Ammunition Types when it crawls forth to defile & devour Gaia’s children:

Acid-Drenched Thunderwyrm-Teeth: The piggy’s cannon deals -4 dice of damage as compared to a normal Semi-Automatic Shotgun, but the weapon deals aggravated damage rather than lethal; any creature struck by a blast from the weapon also suffers an additional 2 dice of aggravated damage, soaked separately, the following round (difficulty 6 to soak).

Jagged-Razor Bone-Slivers: The piggy’s cannon deals -1 die of damage as compared to a normal Semi-Automatic Shotgun, but the weapon automatically ignores up to three points of armor. This specific Special Ammunition Type may be selected multiple times, and its effects stack: a cannon with Jagged-Razor Bone-Slivers [x3], for example, deals -3 dice of base damage and ignores up to nine points of armor. The Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may always choose to apply a smaller number of “doses” of this Special Ammunition Type to a shot it makes, if it desires.

Nasty, Sharp, and Pointy: The piggy’s cannon deals +1 die of damage. This specific Special Ammunition Type may be selected multiple times, and its effects stack: a weapon with Acid-Drenched-Thunderwyrm-Teeth plus Nasty, Sharp, and Pointy [x2], for example, would deal -2 dice of base shotgun damage, aggravated (rather than -4 dice); the target would then suffer 2 dice of aggravated damage (as normal) the following round.

‘Splodin’ Tumor-Loogie: The piggy’s cannon deals -2 dice of damage to its primary target; when its projectile detonates, however, the shot then deals [-1 die/2 yards out] of lethal damage to everything else in the area: this means 6 dice of lethal to the first target, 5 dice to everything within two yards, 4 die to everything within four yards, and so-on all the way down to one die of lethal damage to anyone 10 yards away from the target (this is, of course, assuming that the blast doesn’t also have the Nasty, Sharp, and Pointy Special Ammunition Type, above, applied to it -- increasing the base damage of the shot -- or any Special Ammunition Type that LOWERS the base damage of the weapon).

Tumor Full of Infected Waste: This unique Special Ammunition Type may only be added to a ‘Splodin’ Tumor-Loogie shot (see above); when the projectile detonates, it also coats everything within ten yards of the detonation-point with a thick layer of bubbling biohazardous sludge, which very rapidly begins filling the same area with toxic gas. Direct expose to the sizzling liquid deals 2 dice of lethal damage each turn, on the target’s action, until it’s washed-off, while exposure to the fumes deals 2 more dice of lethal damage each turn (also on the target’s action). Creatures with any level of poison resistance or immunity to poison (such as leeches and those with the Gift: Resist Toxin) are immune to the gas, but not to the sludge; a creature outfitted in a full biohazard suit is effectively immune to both. The sludge and gas dissipate after about ten minutes unless cleared-away early: use of the Gift: Call the Breeze (W20, pg. 199) can push away the fumes, but not the sludge itself. This specific Special Ammunition Type may be selected multiple times, and its effects stack: each time it’s selected, the sludge and the fumes each increase the damage they deal by two dice of lethal damage.

Tumor of Gore-Slick Calcification: This unique Special Ammunition Type may only be added to a ‘Splodin’ Tumor-Loogie shot that is also a Tumor Full of Infected Waste shot; when the projectile detonates, the sizzling bile sprayed over everything in the area rapidly hardens into a dense, solid mass of semi-organic, contagion-ridden resin: something like pustulent basalt – formed by the rapid cooling of liquid iron – bubbling with hot plastics & liquefied death. Each round on her action, immediately after a creature suffers additional damage from the toxic sludge of a Tumor Full of Infected Waste, the creature also gains one of the following (her choice):

she suffers a one-die penalty on all Dexterity-related dice pools

she suffers a two-dice penalty on all Perception-related dice pools

her movement-speed is halved, rounded down: because a normal human jogs at a rate of 13 yards per turn and runs at a rate of 20 yards per turn, a human who selects this effect twice (for example) may jog at a rate of only 3 yards per turn or flat-out run at a rate of 5 yards per turn

A creature reduced to a Dexterity score of zero or lower by this effect is effectively frozen – immobilized, able to take only purely mental and social actions (such as screaming for help, activating Gifts that require no external movement, or having a panic attack, for example) – while a creature reduced to a Perception score of zero or lower is effectively blind, deaf, and utterly numb, able to smell and taste only the thick, clotted, tar-like poison coating her, with all sensory-organs otherwise filled-in & glued-shut.

The congealing sludge eventually becomes glass-like – still oozing, ever so slightly, like 120-degree asphalt warping under a gout of balefire – and subsequently shatters into shards of irritating organic-metal dust after about ten minutes (as normal for a Tumor Full of Infected Waste shot).

This specific Special Ammunition Type may be selected multiple times, and its effects stack; each time it’s selected, a creature affected by the sludge suffers an additional “debuff” of her choice (an extra die of Dexterity-penalty, two extra dice of Perception-penalty, or an extra halving of her movement-speed) each round, immediately after suffering damage from the sludge of a Tumor Full of Infected Waste effect: a creature hit by a Tumor of Gore-Slick Calcification [x3] shot, for example, might choose to gain a two-dice Dexterity-penalty and a two-dice Perception-penalty on her first found after suffering damage, then choose to suffer a four-dice Perception-penalty and halve her movement-speed again on the following round.

The Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may always mix-&-match its Special Ammunition Types as it desires, switching between them or combining them on the fly.

NOTE: if a Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy would ever gain a new Fomori Power for any reason, the beast may instead choose to gain two (2) new Special Ammunition Types.

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Eat Corruption: A Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may draw strength & sustenance from unnatural sources, gaining up to ten points of Willpower or Rage (piggy’s choice!) each day from consuming objects thick with corruption and nightmare resonance.

No single object consumed in this way can provide more than three points of Rage (or Willpower), and most such objects provide only a single point. Objects to be consumed must be things associated with depravity, monstrosity, decay, or excess: the Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy gains no benefit from consuming gravel, unless it’s from a spot where a mortal died.

A Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy can even gain Rage (or Willpower) from eating normal human food, so long as the food is eaten in full view of a starving person; alternatively, the piggy might smear the food with blood or other bodily fluids first.

A Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggy may also -- at the Storyteller’s discretion -- gain Rage (or Willpower) from consuming murder weapons, stolen wedding rings, rare art, illegal drugs, human flesh, maggots, vomit, feces, insects, bones, and suicide notes.

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Word on the street these days has it that Chicago-based “private conceptual bio-research design-&-consulting firm” (read as: illegal black-ops military-grade flesh-engineering studio) Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs LTD. — an off-the-books division of Nik-Nak Computing & high-profile, top-end contractor for Project Echidna — is, as of this most recent financial quarter, under new management.

VERY new management.

This is, just to be clear, more than somewhat to be expected: the catastrophic failure of the Particularly Diseased Pigeon (Book of the Wyrm Companion, pg. 46-47) to hit its numbers in terms of “being able to fucking MURDER a whole shit-ton of Bone Gnawers & their kin” could NOT have come at a worse time for the company, already reeling from the tragically underwhelming debut of the Lookie-Loo Hooty-Hooter (Book of the Wyrm Companion, pg. 38-39).

Long story short? Inflation is up, real wages are down, the stock market is a shit-show, the economy is a shambles, another recession is right around the corner, and the Lookie-Loo Hooty-Hooter is — while certainly a, uhhhh … a “technical marvel,” I guess? — it simply lacks the ... eh, how you say?

The uh ...

THE MOTHERFUCKING WOW!!1! FACTOR, DAWG

... I suppose, that’s required to truly electrify the Board of Directors.

Look, man: Peter Culliford, Benjamin Rushing, and Chase Lamont may not agree on much — other than a shared love of serial-murder & some hardcore mutual disdain for one another — but I think we can all agree that they (and their colleagues) expect something slightly more impressive than “an owl that can see werewolves” when Harold Zettler unveils his newest project.

Like, you know!

A penguin made out of napalm!

An orangutan that shits ninja-stars!

A rattlesnake with a rocket-launcher, and then when it bites you it turns your blood into even more rocket-launcher-snakes that shoot their way out! Pew pew pew!

And let’s be clear: while Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs LTD. may have a few big wins under their belt, they are — sad to say — sorely lacking the proven track-record of a group like Danmakuden Dynamic (an affiliate of Ichibashi, a subsidiary of Hallahan Fishing Company), or the First United Blargarian Church of Squaid the Redeemer (a splinter-faction of Incognito), or even those asshole bastards over at the Dick Meatsweats Collective (very proudly sponsored by O’Tolley’s, the Family Place!).

Speaking of which?

Yeah, those conniving shit-heals rushed their piss-poor, brick-stupid, utterly-unnecessarily-flashy Pure Goddamn ‘Murikan Patriotism Elemental (Book of the Wyrm Companion, pg. 53-54) out of beta-testing just to get the jump on the hot new King Vulture-fomor currently being built by the evil genius ornithologist team at Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs, Codename: The King of Vrock.

THERE IS NONE HIGHER.

Hey, dickheads! “Avian-based fomori” are, like, their THING over here, man!

... or, I guess, at least, they were?

A guy who knows a guy who works at Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs told me that Harold Zettler flew-in from Beaumont on the night the new quarterly figures dropped to personally eviscerate the CEO & feed him to his top brass.

It was a goddamn horror-show, man.

Anyway: Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs is officially out of the bird-business.

They’re now in the PIG business.

‘Cause the new big-man over at Jetpacks & Sugar-Bombs -- a fellow by the name of Beauregard T. Waterhouse, former head honcho of Southeastern Waterhouse-Mangrove Suburban Development, responsible for fifteen out of the twenty largest hog-rendering facilities in the United States -- has a vision.

And that vision may be briefly summarized as The Age of Swine.

... the longer & less-summarized version, which Beauregard is currently writing-up -- one chapter at a time! -- as a sort of tell-all, self-help, personal-growth & lifestyle-fitness guide / business-Bible for all those cutthroat businessmen who aren’t (yet) greedy enough to literally devour the bones of the enemies, gets a LOT more into Mr. Waterhouse’s deeply held personal belief that “humans,” as a species, will very soon be replaced by a race of genetically-engineered super pig-human hybrids who have been designed to be as delicious as possible.

Once he’s finished, he’s REALLY hoping to get on Oprah with it.

Maybe on Joe Rogan.

Fingers crossed!

(Please note that the “T.” in Mr. Waterhouse’s name stands for “The Boss”).

A figure otherwise shrouded in mystery, Mr. Waterhouse is an intensely private man: they say that no one has ever met him personally, dealing with him only through phone calls, emails, and his loyal assistant: Scoot Turgsen.

Scoot Turgson, ladies & gentlemen: proud, card-carrying member of Tau Upsilon Phi (W20 Book of the Wyrm, pg. 137)

The reason for this privacy is two-fold:

Such anonymity affords Mr. Waterhouse the rare & valuable opportunity to sow mistrust, discord, paranoia, and suspicion among his employees.

Mr. Waterhouse is not human, per se, and in point of fact is technically a Skullpig (W20 Book of the Wyrm, pg. 154-155) who has eaten so many goddamn fomori that he’s now rocking an Intelligence of 5 (or possibly higher, if you decide to give him the Mega-Intelligence Fomori Power [W20 Book of the Wyrm, pg. 133-134 & Book of the Wyrm Companion, pg. 59], because ... eh. Why the fuck not, at this point?)

... and oh yeah, it ALSO lets Mr. Waterhouse do a wide variety of goofy voices for his own amusement (one of his favorite hobbies): while in-character as a CEO, for example, he 100% sounds like Foghorn Leghorn fucked Boss Hog.

He just finds it very funny to hear people shit themselves with terror while he rants & raves about killing them into a speaker-phone with a silly accent.

But that’s not important right now.

What’s important is that Mr. Waterhouse now has the money & connections to make his dream of replacing humans with swine-monsters an actual reality; his hot new Rage-Fueled Fully-Automatic Disposable Gun-Piggies, already in the ramp-up to full-on industrial-scale production, are just his first step.

He has so many more horrible ideas.

And pigs are SO CHEAP to work with!

... and unless someone from the Garou Nation and/or the Beast Courts of the Emerald Mother* can get their shit together and stop him, Mr. Waterhouse is gonna kill a whole goddamn lot of people as he attempts to stomp the world into mud beneath an infinite tide of squealing, Bane-infested murder-pigs.

*NOTE: that would be your PCs.

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kelliealtogether · 1 year ago

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I'm deep in the Bloom feels 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 🌱 🪴 Do you have any more info about them in this AU?

Hi anon,

You're in luck! This is the AU I think about every night when I'm trying to fall asleep, so there. is. a. lot. Pull up a chair, because this is gonna get long.

At the end of Grow, it's decided Ronan's moving to DC, but full-time cohabitation in a one-bedroom condo is an adjustment. There are many arguments over not replacing empty toothpaste, dwindling space because of Adam's habit of rescuing half-dead plants people left out with their trash, and the fair and equitable splitting of bills. But there's nothing Adam likes more than waking up every morning with his arm trapped and numb beneath Ronan because Ronan slept on it all night.

On Adam's fortieth birthday, they go out to dinner with Gansey and Blue, and on the drive home (Adam's driving the BMW, the only present he'd accept from Ronan) when they're stopped at a red light, Ronan takes Adam's hand, turns it over, and puts a ring in Adam's palm. Adam puts it on and keeps driving when the light turns green. They have a small little thing at the Barns a few weeks later.

They do move to a house, because you can't really raise a kid in a one-bedroom condo and Ronan kind of hates the landlord where he's renting space for his woodshop, so he wants a basement/garage where he can work. Finding a house is a whole thing (because have you seen house prices recently?), and Adam goes into "finance spirals" (as Ronan calls them) while he's doing everyday tasks, which result in the kitchen sink overflowing while he's washing dishes and burnt scrambled eggs while he's making Saturday morning breakfast. Ronan just turns the sink off/turns the stove off, takes Adam's face in his hands, and says, "We will be fine," until Adam believes it. They eventually find something in their price range in Northwest DC, because Ronan's mantra throughout their house hunt was, "I am not moving to Maryland."

When they turn their attention to acquiring a child, Adam's already prepared with legal contacts, paperwork on what his benefits from work cover, and details on every different type of adoption. The latter goes out the window when Ronan says, "I want them to be a Lynch." They find a surrogate and an egg donor, and, after nine months of Adam and Ronan being equally both excited and terrified, Maeve Parrish-Lynch arrives with a Lynch's blue eyes and curls, except her hair is brilliantly and shockingly orange. Ronan holds her first and cries, and Adam takes a lot of photos he'll never share with anyone.

Then there's a lot of them being girl dads as Maeve grows up, and Adam being an awkward (at first) and adoring parent, the exact opposite of what he feared he'd be. They go to story time at the library. They hunt for caterpillars on walks around the neighborhood and sometimes make homes for them in old tupperware so Maeve can see the caterpillar make a chrysalis, then they go out in their tiny yard and let the butterfly go once it emerges. They build paper mache volcanoes and make them explode with red food coloring, baking soda, and vinegar. (They do a lot of messy arts and crafts and Adam and Ronan probably have more fun than Maeve.) They get a cat (named Chainsaw, of course) when Maeve asks for one, and she and Chainsaw become thick as thieves. And (this is the first scene that came to be outside the bounds of the fics in the series) they take Maeve to see a blooming corpse flower at the USBG conservatory, and when Adam picks her up to take a whiff of it, she pinches her nose and says, "Ew, daddy," then she looks at Ronan and says, "Smell that."

That's probably far, far more than you were looking for, anon, but this AU lives rent free in my head all day, every day. I love it so much.

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We sell everything from Manzita tree related items to handmade jewelry, from plants to seeds to chainsaw carvings.

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Get the Best Tree Removal Service in the Area with GreaterBostonTree.com

Tree removal is an essential service for maintaining a safe and beautiful property. Whether a tree is diseased, damaged, or simply in the wrong location, it can pose a significant risk to your home, family, and other plants. Choosing the right company for tree care can make a huge difference in ensuring that the job is done safely, efficiently, and affordably. If you're looking for reliable tree removal in the area, Greater Boston Tree Service Tree Contractors is your go-to provider.

Why Tree Removal Is Important

Trees can enhance the beauty and value of your property, but they also require care and attention. Sometimes, a tree might need to be removed for several reasons:

Diseased or Dying Trees

A tree that is diseased or dying can become weak and unstable, increasing the risk of falling branches or the tree itself. If left unattended, it could cause severe damage to your home, vehicles, or nearby power lines.

Safety Concerns

Overgrown trees with large limbs that are hanging over your home or driveway can be dangerous, especially during storms. Branches can break off and cause property damage or personal injury.

Space for New Projects

Sometimes, the need for tree removal arises from landscaping projects or the construction of new structures. Whether you're building an addition, installing a pool, or simply redesigning your yard, removing a tree may be necessary to make way for your vision.

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At GreaterBostonTree.com, we offer top-quality tree care services, from removal to pruning, ensuring your trees remain healthy, beautiful, and safe. Here are a few reasons why we are the best choice for your tree removal needs:

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Our professional crew is highly trained in all aspects of tree care. From safe removal techniques to proper trimming and pruning, we have the expertise to handle even the most challenging tasks. Whether it's a small tree in your backyard or a large, hazardous tree near your home, we approach every project with caution, skill, and precision.

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We use the latest equipment to ensure that tree removal is done efficiently and safely. Our tools and machinery are well-maintained and designed for the specific needs of the job. Whether it's a chainsaw for smaller trees or a crane for larger removals, we have the right tools to get the job done with minimal disruption to your property.

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Tree removal is a high-risk job that requires utmost attention to safety. Our team is fully insured and trained to take all necessary precautions when removing trees. We follow industry standards and safety protocols to protect you, your property, and our crew.

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While tree removal is our specialty, we also offer a wide range of tree care services, including tree trimming, pruning, and stump grinding. If you’re unsure whether you need full removal or just some maintenance, we can assess the situation and recommend the most appropriate course of action.

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Hiring a professional tree removal service can be a smooth and stress-free experience when you choose GreaterBostonTree.com. Here's what you can expect from our services:

Initial Consultation

We begin with an on-site consultation to assess the condition of the tree(s) in question. Our experts will evaluate the situation and determine if removal is necessary or if pruning or other services will suffice. We will also provide an upfront cost estimate, so you know exactly what to expect.

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Once you've approved the quote, our team will begin the removal process. We will take extra care to protect your property, ensuring no damage occurs during the process. Our team works efficiently to remove the tree in a safe and controlled manner.

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After the tree is removed, we handle the cleanup. We remove all debris, leaving your property looking neat and tidy. Additionally, we offer stump grinding services to eliminate any remnants of the tree and restore the aesthetic appeal of your yard.

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If the tree removal was part of a larger landscaping project, we can provide additional services such as soil aeration, tree planting, or lawn care. Our team is committed to making sure your property looks its best, whether it's just removing a tree or completing a full landscape overhaul.

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Tree removal can be an expensive and daunting task, but with Greater Boston Tree Service, you can have peace of mind knowing you’re getting high-quality service at a fair price. Our goal is to make your tree removal experience as simple and stress-free as possible.

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For effective, affordable, and professional tree removal, GreaterBostonTree.com is the trusted name in the area. Get in touch with us today to schedule your consultation and ensure that your property remains safe and beautiful with our expert tree care services.

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arclantis-blog · 1 year ago

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Northern Cardinal Garden Decor

Discover the beauty of nature captured in this extraordinary creation – our Handmade Wooden Cardinal, skillfully handcarved with a chainsaw by talented artist Chad Kilpatrick from Wills Point, Texas. Crafted with precision and love, each cardinal boasts unique detailing, making it a stunning addition to your home or garden decor. Embrace the rustic charm and genuine craftsmanship of this unique, wooden masterpiece, showcasing the perfect blend of art and nature.

This gorgeous handmade Chainsaw Cardinal can be artfully displayed inside as home decor or outside as yard or garden art, porch or patio decor.

This artwork weighs approximately 4 lb 7 oz; and is about 14.75" tall x 7" wide x 7" deep

This red Northern Cardinal garden art is a handmade and hand painted original. Chad coats every product of his in Cabot's Australian Timber Oil which protects this Northern Cardinal against extreme weather exposure, in addition to being water-repellent and UV-resistant. :)

Its Handmade Condition means it may contain slight imperfections

Its Handmade Condition means subtle color variations might occur as well

Ideal as a perfect gift for Birders or Birdwatchers.

Also, Cardinal's are a thoughtful gift idea for someone suffering from personal loss, especially a spouse or child. In modern America, many people believe when a cardinal lands in your yard, an angel is near. The belief is that when God sends you a beautiful cardinal, it's a coveted visitor from heaven. Cardinals appear when missing loved ones are near, so when you keep seeing a Cardinal, take comfort, it is usually a heaven-sent messenger of love for you. Cardinals can happily remind you of departed loved ones and are known among birds to be the most notable of spiritual messengers.

Cardinals also represent devotion, loving relationships, courtship, and monogamy above everything else in Native American lore.

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canadatreecare · 4 months ago

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Expert Tree Removal in La Cañada: Why Safety and Expertise Matter

If you’ve ever dealt with a tree that’s outstayed its welcome or an old stump ruining your lawn’s vibe, you already know how tricky and labor-intensive removal can be. But here’s the thing—tree removal isn’t just about aesthetics or getting rid of a nuisance. It’s about ensuring the safety of your property and the people around it. Whether you’re dealing with diseased trees, trees damaged by storms, or just need to clear space, professional tree removal services in La Cañada should be your go-to solution.

Why Tree Removal Isn’t a DIY Job You might be tempted to tackle tree removal on your own—after all, how hard could it be to cut down a tree, right? Unfortunately, it’s not that simple. Removing a tree requires specialized tools and, more importantly, expertise in handling potentially dangerous situations. The risks involved in doing this without the right knowledge are high, from personal injury to damaging your property.

At Cañada Tree Care, we make safety our top priority. Our team is trained to handle every aspect of tree and stump removal, from evaluating the tree’s condition to safely bringing it down and grinding the stump. Here are a few reasons why you should leave tree removal to the professionals:

1. Preventing Property Damage One wrong move with a chainsaw or crane, and your home or business could suffer major damage. Even if a tree looks relatively small, its branches and root system can cause unpredictable outcomes when cut. The last thing you want is a tree collapsing in an uncontrolled manner, damaging fences, roofs, or even nearby structures.

2. Safety for You and Others Cutting down a tree is a lot more dangerous than it seems. Without the right equipment and knowledge, you could be putting yourself and others in harm’s way. Trees can fall unexpectedly, and stumps often conceal root systems that might pose hidden dangers. At Cañada Tree Care, our professionals come equipped with protective gear, heavy machinery, and the expertise to ensure everything goes smoothly and safely.

3. Expertise in Tree Evaluation Before even touching a chainsaw, our team assesses the health and stability of the tree. We determine if the tree is diseased, dying, or poses a risk of falling on its own. Sometimes, a tree that looks stable may be internally weak due to disease or pest infestations. Our experts understand these signs and can recommend the best course of action, which might save you time and money down the road.

The Benefits of Professional Stump Grinding After a tree is removed, the stump that’s left behind can be more than just an eyesore. Stumps can:

Attract pests like termites, ants, and other insects. Pose tripping hazards for children, pets, and anyone walking through the yard. Obstruct landscaping projects or future construction plans. Stump grinding eliminates these problems by breaking the stump down below ground level. This not only improves the look of your yard but also removes any chance of regrowth or pests taking up residence. Plus, when the job’s done by professionals, the area is left clean and ready for whatever you want to do next—whether that’s planting a new tree or starting a garden.

Why Choose Cañada Tree Care? Now, you might be wondering—what makes Cañada Tree Care stand out from the other options in La Cañada? Here’s what sets us apart:

1. Fully Licensed and Insured You don’t want to hire just anyone with a chainsaw. We are a fully licensed and insured tree care company, meaning you can rest easy knowing that any unexpected mishaps are covered. Safety is always our top priority, not just for your property, but also for our crew.

2. State-of-the-Art Equipment Removing large trees or grinding stumps requires the right tools for the job. We use top-of-the-line equipment, including cranes, wood chippers, and stump grinders, to handle any size tree removal efficiently and safely.

3. Local Knowledge Being based in La Cañada gives us a unique advantage. We understand the specific types of trees that grow in the area and how they interact with the local environment. Whether it’s a tall eucalyptus tree that needs trimming or a dead oak that requires removal, our team has years of experience with the flora in this region.

4. Environmentally Conscious We care about the environment, which is why we recycle all the wood and debris from your tree removal. We also offer eco-friendly disposal options and can recommend native tree species for replanting if desired.

What to Expect During a Tree Removal Service From start to finish, our process is designed to be smooth and hassle-free:

Initial Consultation: We’ll assess your property and the tree in question, providing you with a free estimate and plan of action. Tree Removal: Using our state-of-the-art equipment, our trained crew safely removes the tree, ensuring no damage to surrounding structures or landscaping. Stump Grinding: If needed, we grind the stump down to a level where it won’t interfere with future projects. Clean-Up: Once the tree and stump are gone, we remove all debris, leaving your property spotless. When Should You Remove a Tree? Not sure if it’s time to remove that tree in your yard? Here are a few common signs that a tree needs to come down:

Dead or dying branches: If more than 50% of the tree appears dead, it’s time to consider removal. Leaning trees: If the tree is leaning more than 15 degrees, it’s at risk of falling. Cracked or damaged trunk: Visible cracks or hollow areas in the trunk can indicate serious structural issues. Proximity to power lines: Trees that grow too close to power lines pose significant risks to safety and should be removed. FAQs About Tree Removal Q: Is tree removal covered by insurance? A: It depends on the circumstances. If the tree poses a risk to your home or if it’s fallen due to a storm, your homeowners’ insurance may cover the cost. It’s always best to check with your provider.

Q: How long does tree removal take? A: The duration depends on the size and condition of the tree, but most jobs can be completed in a single day.

Q: Will my yard be damaged during the removal process? A: We take every precaution to ensure minimal impact on your property. We also offer clean-up services to restore your yard to its original condition.

Wrapping It Up Whether you’ve got a hazardous tree threatening your property or an unsightly stump ruining your landscaping, professional tree removal and stump grinding services from Cañada Tree Care are the way to go. Don’t put yourself or your property at risk—trust the experts to handle the job safely and efficiently.

Ready to transform your yard? Get in touch with Cañada Tree Care today for a free consultation.

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luv2brd · 4 months ago

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Pelican Garden Decoration

Pelican Garden Decoration | Outdoor Decor & Yard Art

Handmade Housewarming Gift for Home or Patio Decor

Chainsaw Carved Pelican stands 25" tall and weighs 28.5 pounds

This charming Pelican Statue is Chainsaw Art that can be artfully displayed outside in your yard, garden, patio or inside your home

This wooden statue weighs 28.5 lbs and is approximately 24.5" tall x 11" wide x 12" deep

This hand carved White Pelican is a handmade and hand painted original work of art by Chad Kilpatrick from Wills Point, Texas. It will make a handsome statement around your home!

Handmade Condition means it may contain slight imperfections

Handmade Condition means subtle color variations might occur as well

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markeduke · 8 months ago

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Nick Lewis Tree services: Passionate, Talented and Ready to Work

Our story:

We started working for the government in the summer of 2010 with the Colorado Department of Forestry and the Rocky Mountain Conservation Corps. We received my Tree Felling Certification following a rigorous training program run by Colorado State Forest Service personnel on chain saw and tree felling safety. With a government-issued vehicle, trailer, and stipends for food, seven of us trekked across the Rocky Mountains while living in tents. That marked the start of a life spent operating chainsaws and emitting a scent akin to that of pine trees and engine fumes.

Our services:

Your tree may be experiencing a shortage of nutrients if it appears less fruitful than usual—undersized leaves, faint hues, slower development, etc. With skilled fertilization, we can assist in bringing your trees and shrubs back to health. Pruning and trimming trees is a desired or required action to preserve safety, enhance the structure and health of trees, and make trees more visually beautiful because of Colorado’s high climatic variance and excessive weather. In order to perform pruning that will maximize the health and structure of trees, our firm provides knowledge of the biology and fundamental needs of trees.

Tree removal:

Our team of experts in technical and hazardous tree removals is the safest choice when it comes to tree removal; we can guide you through the steps of how we remove your tree safely, effectively, and with minimal disturbance to your yard. Professional services and the most competitive rates are ensured. Do you own a property with one or more ugly stumps? Whether you never got around to finishing a project or a previous owner left them there, the stumps are already there and eating up important yard space. We can quickly clear your land and crush your stump to nothing.

Work:

With modern expertise in the physics and art of tree removal and pruning, Nick Lewis Tree Services is now at the top of the game. I work closely and passionately with an excellent bunch of guys as a licensed arborist that is properly insured. In order to preserve our communities vibrant and green, I look forward to building strong, professional connections and going above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to all tree care requirements for long-term safety and health. We pride ourselves on our work and make sure that our customers are left happy and satisfied we are professionals when it comes to Tree Removal, Shrub Trimming, Shrub Removal, Stump Removal and more.

Conclusion:

The colorful environment of Littleton deserves robust, lovely trees. However, even the strongest trees occasionally require assistance. Professional tree care services can help with that. Professional arborists can evaluate the condition of your trees and suggest the best course of action. By getting rid of overgrown or dead branches, trimming encourages healthy growth and reduces risks. When a tree is unhealthy or storm-damaged, removal may be required. Remember to water your bushes! While pruning keeps shrubs looking well-groomed, removal lets you alter your landscaping. Additionally, some businesses provide tree fertilization, which supplies vital nutrients to maintain the health and vibrancy of your trees. The aesthetic appeal, well-being, and security of your whole landscape may be guaranteed by making an investment in expert tree care services in Littleton, Colorado.

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homeimprovementway · 1 year ago

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How to Start Makita Chainsaw: Mastering the Art

To start a Makita chainsaw, first ensure the chain brake is engaged and the chain is properly tensioned. Then, push the primer bulb several times, set the choke, and pull the recoil starter to ignite the engine. Once the engine starts, release the choke and allow the chainsaw to warm up before use. Starting a Makita chainsaw is a simple process that can be done with just a few steps. Whether you are a seasoned professional or a beginner, understanding the correct procedure for starting your chainsaw is crucial for safety and efficient operation. In this guide, we will walk you through the steps to start a Makita chainsaw properly, ensuring that you can tackle your cutting tasks with ease and confidence.

What Is A Makita Chainsaw?

If you’re looking to take your yard maintenance to the next level, the Makita Chainsaw is an essential tool to consider. A Makita Chainsaw is a versatile piece of equipment designed for cutting and trimming trees, branches, and other woodwork. It is renowned for its powerful performance and durability, making it a top choice for both professionals and DIY enthusiasts. Overview Of Makita Chainsaw The Makita Chainsaw is engineered with cutting-edge technology to deliver superior cutting performance and user comfort. With a range of models available, each chainsaw is designed to meet the specific needs of different users. Whether you're a professional logger or a homeowner looking to maintain your property, there is a Makita Chainsaw that suits your requirements.

Key Features Of Makita Chainsaw - Powerful Engine: Makita Chainsaws are equipped with high-performance engines designed to deliver maximum power and efficiency. - Low Vibration and Ergonomic Design: The chainsaw is designed to minimize vibration, reducing fatigue and ensuring comfort during extended use. - Easy Start: With a simple and efficient starting system, the Makita Chainsaw is easy to start, even in the harshest conditions. - Automatic Chain Lubrication: The chainsaw features an automatic chain oiler, ensuring the chain stays properly lubricated for smooth operation. - Tool-less Chain Tension Adjustment: The convenient tool-less chain tension adjustment system allows for quick and easy chain adjustments on the job. This HTML-formatted content has been optimized for WordPress and structured with H3 headings, paragraphs, and a bullet list. The text is written in a clear, engaging manner, focused on the topic, and avoiding unnecessary words. It also emphasizes key features and benefits to appeal to the audience and is entirely free from fluff or irrelevant content.

Safety Precautions For Using Makita Chainsaw

Operating a chainsaw, especially a powerful tool like the Makita Chainsaw, requires strict adherence to safety precautions. With razor-sharp teeth revolving at high speeds, it's crucial to prioritize personal safety and ensure a secure work environment before starting the chainsaw. Personal Protective Equipment When operating a Makita Chainsaw, it is imperative to wear the appropriate personal protective equipment (PPE) to safeguard oneself from potential hazards. The following PPE is essential for safe chainsaw operation: - Head Protection: Wear a durable helmet with a face shield or protective goggles to shield your eyes from flying debris. - Hand Protection: Use heavy-duty, anti-vibration gloves to protect your hands from cuts and enhance grip during operation. - Leg Protection: Don protective chainsaw chaps or pants to safeguard your legs from potential lacerations while cutting. - Foot Protection: Wear sturdy, cut-resistant boots with a protective toe cap to shield your feet from falling debris or accidental contact with the chainsaw. - Hearing Protection: Utilize earmuffs or earplugs to minimize the risk of hearing damage from the chainsaw's loud operation. - Respiratory Protection: Use a fitted respirator or mask to prevent inhalation of sawdust and other airborne particles generated during cutting. Clearing Work Area Before Starting Prior to starting the Makita Chainsaw, it's paramount to ensure that the work area is free from potential hazards that could impede safe operation. Before commencing work, follow these steps to clear the work area: - Inspect the Work Area: Survey the cutting area for obstacles such as rocks, branches, or wires that could interfere with the chainsaw's operation. - Clear Debris: Remove any debris, such as loose branches or clutter, from the vicinity to minimize tripping hazards and facilitate clear movement while operating the chainsaw. - Establish a Safe Escape Route: Identify a clear path for retreat in case of a sudden hazard or unexpected movement of the material being cut. - Secure Workpiece: Ensure that the material to be cut is stable and properly supported to prevent unexpected shifting or rolling during cutting.

Step-by-step Guide To Starting A Makita Chainsaw

Are you having trouble getting your Makita chainsaw started? This step-by-step guide will walk you through the process of starting a Makita chainsaw, so you can tackle your outdoor projects with ease. From checking fuel and oil levels to engaging the chain brake, pulling the choke, and starting the chainsaw, this guide has got you covered. Let's get started! Checking The Fuel And Oil Levels Before starting the chainsaw, ensure that the fuel and oil levels are adequate. Refer to the user manual to locate and check the fuel and oil tanks. Top up the fuel and oil if necessary to ensure smooth operation. Engaging The Chain Brake Prior to starting the chainsaw, it's crucial to engage the chain brake for safety. The chain brake is usually located on top of the chainsaw, and it should be engaged to prevent the chain from moving during start-up. Pulling The Choke, Priming The Engine To prepare the engine for starting, pull the choke to the "ON" position. This enriches the fuel mixture, especially when the engine is cold. Next, prime the engine by pressing the primer bulb several times to ensure the carburetor is filled with fuel.

Starting The Chainsaw With the choke on and the engine primed, hold the chainsaw firmly on the ground. Place one hand on the front handle and your foot through the rear handle for stability. Then, pull the starter cord rapidly with your other hand until the engine fires up. Warm-up And Starting The Saw Once the chainsaw starts, allow it to warm up for a few minutes before beginning work. Ensure that the engine is running smoothly and the chain is rotating freely. Congrats! Your Makita chainsaw is now ready for action.

Troubleshooting And Maintenance Tips

When it comes to using a Makita chainsaw, understanding how to troubleshoot common issues and perform regular maintenance is essential for ensuring optimal performance and longevity. By being proactive and knowledgeable about these aspects, you can prevent starting problems and keep your chainsaw in top condition. Here are some troubleshooting and maintenance tips to help you keep your Makita chainsaw running smoothly. Common Issues When Starting A Chainsaw Starting a chainsaw can sometimes be a bit challenging, especially if you encounter common issues. Here are some of the most typical problems that users face when trying to start their Makita chainsaws: - Difficulty pulling the recoil starter - Engine flooding - Spark plug issues - Fuel system problems Tips For Regular Maintenance Of Makita Chainsaw Regular maintenance is crucial for keeping your Makita chainsaw in optimal condition. By following these maintenance tips, you can ensure that your chainsaw operates smoothly and efficiently: - Regularly clean the air filter to prevent clogging and maintain proper airflow. - Inspect the spark plug for signs of wear or carbon buildup and replace it if necessary. - Check the chain tension and sharpen the chain regularly for optimal cutting performance. - Inspect the fuel system for leaks or clogs, and replace any damaged components as needed. - Keep the chain oil reservoir filled to ensure proper lubrication of the chain and bar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AgP0pVxBYw

Mastering The Art Of Starting A Makita Chainsaw

Mastering the Art of Starting a Makita Chainsaw Practice Tips For Smooth And Efficient Startup - Read the user manual carefully to understand the specific starting procedure for your Makita chainsaw. - Practice engaging the chain brake and ensuring it's in the correct position for starting. - Learn the proper technique for priming the engine to ensure fuel delivery for startup. - Practice pulling the starter cord with a smooth, consistent motion to prevent kickback and ensure the engine ignites. - Take time to understand and adjust the choke and throttle settings for cold starts. Utilizing The Chainsaw For Various Cutting Tasks - Trimming and pruning small to medium-sized trees and branches in your yard. - Cutting firewood for your fireplace or outdoor fire pit. - Clearing brush and vegetation for landscaping and property maintenance. - Performing precision cuts for carpentry and woodworking projects. - Assisting in emergency situations such as storm damage cleanup and tree removal.

Frequently Asked Questions For How To Start Makita Chainsaw

How Do I Start A Makita Chainsaw? To start a Makita chainsaw, first, ensure the chain brake is engaged, then push the decompression valve. Pull the choke lever out and then pull the starter grip until the engine fires. Once it starts, push the choke lever in to the running position. What Is The Best Way To Maintain A Makita Chainsaw? Regular maintenance of a Makita chainsaw is crucial. Keep the chain sharp, regularly check the bar and chain oil levels, clean the air filter, and inspect for any loose parts or damage. Proper storage and fuel maintenance are also essential for the longevity of your chainsaw. How Often Should I Sharpen The Chainsaw Blade? The chainsaw blade should be sharpened whenever it becomes dull or starts to produce wood dust instead of shavings. It is generally recommended to sharpen the blade after every 2-3 uses, or more frequently if cutting dirty or abrasive materials. Regular sharpening will result in better performance and prolong the life of the blade.

Conclusion

Starting your Makita chainsaw is a simple process that requires attention to safety and proper technique. By following the steps outlined in this guide, you can ensure a smooth and efficient start-up every time. Remember to always prioritize safety and adhere to the manufacturer's instructions for the best results. With practice and caution, you'll soon become a pro at starting your Makita chainsaw. Read the full article

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