#Celeste Amygdrake

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So fun ask fun for the normal world au for Celeste what does she do for work?

She's a nurse at the local pediatrics clinic! It's a lot of work, but it's work that she loves.

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Hey Hollow I dig your mastersona may I request a oneshot or maybe headcanons on Celeste and Mori's interactions!!

For anyone wondering what we're talking about here, @novenaproxy and I have been talking in our DMs about my Mastersona, Celeste Amygdrake. For anyone looking for a visual reference, here's my favorite picrew I've ever made of her so far.

Now without further ado, here are some headcanons I have for her and Mori.

Mori and Celeste

When Celeste had first summoned Mori at Chaldea, he didn't even see her at first since she's so much smaller than him. It wasn't until she cleared her throat that he realized she was standing right in front of him and looking down at her, giving him a nervous little wave.

He's actually helped her quite a bit at handling her anxiety with dealing with other people. He still gets some severe whiplash when she goes from a nervous wreck to a competent strategist in combat or during a crisis.

She never really was that big of a fan of tea before, but after trying the matcha that Mori makes she's found one of the few types she can stomach. She's trying to learn how to make some for him.

When other servants in Chaldea are becoming a bit too much (forgetting that personal space is a thing, or that she might just want some peace and quiet), Mori will physically put himself between her and the others. If they have a problem with him getting in the way, they're welcome to try and fight him.

She has a hard time expressing her feelings for Mori, partially out of fear of how he'll react, and partially out of retaliation from other servants who have gotten attached to her. If the two get together, Mori will most likely need to make the first move.

Bonus: There was a time she was out with Mori and Jack while doing some recon in a singularity. They came across a street vendor selling some snacks, and the vendor said that they looked like a lovely little family. Jack was more focused on eating her treat, Celeste was too flustered to speak, and Mori just grinned and didn't deny anything.

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I can just see if for whatever reason the mage’s association of clocktower shows up to Chaldea to try and scam Celeste those guys will quickly see why you don’t underestimate the tiny master and her many many many servants

She's just going to look at the idiot trying this and tell them "Look, I get what you're trying to do, but it's a bad idea. Not because of what I'll do to you, I'd rather you just leave and make it to where neither one of us has to see each other again. But it's because of what they'll do to you if you keep this up, and I'd rather not deal with the problems that come after cleaning up what's left of you."

That's the only warning they're getting. The servants are feral dogs on delicate leashes, she can't keep those leashes from breaking all the time.

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So relating to the birthday ask what would presents from caster Gilgamesh,Iskandar and Vlad ||| be like?

Caster Gilgamesh would probably get Celeste some jewelry, can't go wrong with a good necklace or a nice bracelet. Plus he has plenty to spare, so he'd let her take her pick of which one she wanted.

Iskandar somehow got ahold of several cases of alcohol and invited her to go drinking with him. No one knows where he got it, it wasn't in Chaldea earlier as far as anyone else knows. He's just ready to go full party bro with her.

Vlad would get her a book she's talked about wanting for a while but hadn't been able to get a copy of. He knows his adoptive daughter Master well.

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On a more light hearted noted how would Celeste react to all the servants throwing her a huge birthday bash treating her like a queen amongst gods,monsters and actual kings and queens?

First, she'd be shocked and wonder how she managed to not find out about this. Many of the servants are not subtle when they're up to something, so if this is a surprise party she's going to have the deer in headlights look on her face the moment she walks into that room and finds that party.

Secondly, she might actually start crying. She doesn't know what to say, she wasn't expecting to be this loved by all these people. These people who have done such awe-inspiring things, doing this for her. A mage who barely qualifies as a mage in her mind. She doesn't know what she did to deserve this, but she's going to enjoy the party after she reassures everyone she's not upset.

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Oh not a request but a question regarding your mastersona what kind of magecraft does she use?

Not much really.

Yes, she has the aptitude to be a Master, but that's about it. She kind of didn't have much talent for it. Hell, if it wasn't for the fact that she has an unnatural talent for anything to do with summoning and commanding Servants, she probably would have had nothing to do with Chaldea.

She's tried her hand at other spells and the like, but they never seem to work quite right. The woman is constantly looking at her ancestors thinking "You people got our whole family cursed for powerful magic and this is the result. Your most recent descendant is only able to summon ancient people who are weirdly horny half the time. Why?"

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Same anon who made the celeste reacting to your favorite geshin characters and all I have to say is yes I’m sure I want to do this

I've limited myself somewhat to have mercy on you anon, otherwise, this would be nothing but one giant wall of text. Instead you get some short lines and random thoughts she has about them.

Zhongli-"Interesting stories, but please start remembering your wallet for your own sake."

Itto-"I can see Mori getting along quite well with you."

Qiqi-"Jack? No wait, not Jack."

Albedo-"Sir please do not poke and prod me, I can promise you you're not going to find anything all that interesting."

Beidou-"Am...Am I about to be adopted into a pirate crew?"

Venti-"That's...a god? Honestly, I prefer you to the ones we normally deal with."

Razor-"You're a good kid, though I wish you'd put on some warmer clothes if you want to keep living outside."

Kazuha-"I feel kind of sad each time I look at him, but I don't know why."

Childe-"You're another one Mori would get along with."

Dainsleif-"Why do you keep staring at me like that? Is there something on my face?"

Collei-"For the love of all that is holy don't push yourself so hard child!"

Tighnari-"I had to do a double take to make sure you weren't Tamayo because of those ears."

Cyno-"I never experienced the legendary Dad Joke, until now at least."

Nahida-"What is it with kids from this universe making me want to adopt them? Sweetie, blink twice if you need help."

Klee-"WHO LET A CHILD HAVE ACCESS TO EXPLOSIVES?!"

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What Most Servants Expect Diana Amygdrake to be Like Based on What Vlad Remembers and What Celeste has Said: Sweet, quiet, and cunning. The classic image of a perfect mom, the baker of cookies and slayer of monsters under the bed.

Diana Amygdrake, in Reality: Is ready to start throwing hands at anyone who causes harm to her daughter at any second, loud as hell, can't bake for shit, and is the holder of the Amygdrake Family Brain Cell 9 times out of 10.

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Ok I remember the regular human au you mentioned awhile back Jack got adopted by mori and Celeste and I for one have a nice angsty idea of where Jack gets really sick one day and they end up having to take the poor bean to the hospital what are Celeste and mori’s initial reactions

Anon I'm proud, you found a way to make an au made for good happy feelings sad. 10/10, spoken like a kindred spirit.

They're both rushing Jack to the hospital ASAP, knowing that she needs help and she needs help now.

Celeste would be beside herself with worry, wondering if there was something she missed. Some earlier sign of something being wrong that she should have noticed before things got this bad. She's supposed to be Jack's mother, how could she have never known things were getting to the point that Jack had to be hospitalized?! Did she fail as a parent completely, is her little one going to be alright?! Please, what ever holy being that is out there that might be listening, let Jack be okay.

Mori would be struggling to keep himself calm enough to not get kicked out of the hospital. His kid is sick and scared and none of them have any idea what is wrong, and the fact that he can't really do anything to fix the situation is pissing him off and terrifying him at the same time. The only reason he hasn't lost it on a nurse or doctor yet is because Jack needs him. He can't get himself kicked out when his child needs him there.

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I'm thinking Asclepias grills the casters and every dragon slaying servant for info about dragons. I'm also thinking the bookish servants try to find mage books on dragons and demigod or divine servants see if any God can do anything perhaps Gil has something in his treasury that could help lots of way servants can help Celeste

They'd also probably be asking about the origins of the curse, causing Celeste to have to explain that the curse came about after se of her ancestors had killed a baby dragon in a desperate move to regain the magical power they once had. Meaning the curse is a punishment that has probably gone on for longer than it needs to.

The question she doesn't have the answer to is who exactly placed the curse. The baby dragon itself? The dragonling's mother? A God or Mage who wanted to punish the Amygdrakes for their greed?

Through all of the servants trying to find a way to fix this, Celeste is constantly going "We've got bigger things to worry about! Save humanity first, fix my ancestors' screw up later".

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Hmmmmm personally I could see mori flipping out and maybe a few of the dragon slayer servants like Siegfried and st. George

Of course Mori would flip out. He wouldn't understand why Celeste didn't feel safe enough to tell him what was going on, and while he would be hurt by this he'd also start demanding that someone find a way to get rid of the curse. Celeste wasn't the one who killed that dragon, why was she being punished for her ancestors' actions?

And Celeste has always been terrified of any dragon slayers finding out. She doesn't know if that would instantly put a target on her back when it comes to them, so she really doesn't want to risk it.

So if she catches, let's say Siegfried, staring at her a little too intensely, she feels the need to start checking herself over in her bathroom mirror for any obvious signs of the curse.

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If she’s afraid of the depths bet the third singularity and the Atlantis lostbelt were her nightmares come true

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?" -Celeste Amygdrake, upon realizing she has to go into the ocean

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I must know what we’re Celeste’s thoughts when she first met the infamous Jack the Ripper and not realizing she was a tiny adorable murder baby

Look, when she was going to do the summoning that day, she was expecting a lot of things. An unnecessarily horny ruler, maybe a jackass diety, and possibly the tiniest chance of someone just acting like a normal person.

She was not expecting a tiny child who imprinted on her like a duckling. But you know what? Better than a servant who wants mainly to try and get into her pants.

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Something some of the Servants may need to realize if they want to court Celeste is not only should they get Vlad to approve of them...

They may also need to get Diana and Jack to approve of them. So if Diana somehow ever made her way to Chaldea, imagine the chaos that would ensue.

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If your up for a little angst what would the Celeste protection squad do if she just suddenly passed out from exhaustion during a battle in a singularity

It's full-on panic and retreat mode time. They need to get her out of there as fast as possible before someone takes advantage of her vulnerable state.

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What was Celeste’s first reaction to meeting some servants like king hassan,Ishtar,and Orion or well more accurately Orion and Artemis since their technically a two in one

Celeste had no idea what to think of King Hassan once she summoned him. He's a terrifying assassin capable of taking down just about-and he's off talking to Vlad about something.

Suddenly, Celeste has gained a Bone Grandpa.

Celeste and Ishtar are on Team "We Don't Like Gilgamesh". Seriously, she never knew how badly she needed someone to bitch about the King of Heroes with until now. All it took was Celeste letting out the world's longest irritated sigh while looking at Gilgamesh, and she suddenly had a Goddess as a friend.

Orion and Artemis are just...a mess to her. Especially since Celeste grew up with the myths of Artemis never needing a man, which gave her some reassurance on her lack of instant sexual attraction on her end (Celeste is Demisexual, so in order for her to feel sexual attraction there needs to be a bond there already). So seeing how Artemis is with Orion is just...Weird to her.

She would also prefer if Orion stayed about ten feet away from her at all times. There is something wrong with that stuffed bear and she's not finding out what it is the hard way.