#Cavemen

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[sir-buddy]

Sometimes I think I'm funny.

[rednblacksalamander]

History of the Techbro

[theknucklehead]

One of my favorite parts in Attack of the Clones was the arena battle on Geonosis. The fight against the monsters reminds me of something you would see in a Ray Harryhausen film.

Wouldn't be surprised that's how Lucas came up with the idea.

[atomic-chronoscaph]

One Million Years B.C. (1966)

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[savage-rhi]

Cavemen tribe recruiters back in the day be like:

If you throw spear you hunt

If you know what plants don't kill us you gather

If you good with kids you go with kids

If you good with hands you craft things

"But what about gender roles?"

What if your best hunter Bunga has an asthma attack, and the only backup hunter available is a chick? Bunga isn't gonna do jack shit for a whiIe. Are you really gonna let the clan starve and die because "oh lord, only women pick da berries!"

I don't think our ancient predecessors gave a flying fuck about aribitrary stuff like this tbh.

[oldschoolfrp]

When you have a flying boat but you still have to row (Robin Parry, I believe, for Parry and Ste Dillon's "Scatophagium Campaign" section in Adventurer magazine 8, March 1987)

[dat-lil-shark]

Transformers and Cavemen:

Imagine if Transformers arrived on Earth during the prehistoric era instead.

And let’s say the Autobots tamed a group of cavemen so they can help them navigate the complicated landscape to track down Decepticons, but they are also growing close with each other.

Optimus is sitting at a desk of the spaceship, calculating plans, while about five to six cavemen were cuddling up in on his legs (and more are trying to climb up) and he’s gently petting all of them.

Ratchet trying to get onto his computer to work but there is a random caveman up there, trying to get his attention.

The cavemen carve little stone shape of the bots they like and the bots put it on their desks as little treasures.

Whenever an Autobot is sick or wounded, all the cavemen came in together, with little drums and flowers, and they do some singing and dancing rituals because they think this can bring their bots back to health. Ratchet find it annoying and always try to shoo them out, but most bots loved it and wanted them to stay.

The cavemen see the Autobots as deities, essentially, and even sometimes bring dead deers and pigs to try to sacrifice it to them (same way cats bring home dead mouse and birds). Optimus try to explain to them they are making a mess but they don’t always understand. So he just throw the offerings out when they are not looking.

The Decepticons also always find cavemen getting into their spaceship cause they thought it is a giant cave (mostly not the ones kept by the Autobots), so the cons tried to keep them out by putting human-sized rat traps all over the place, but the cavemen learn them quick, and Starscream stepped into more of them then any cavemen ever did.

[nedhugar]

Paleolithic people

[a-really-big-cat]

[aunti-christ-ine]

[boonalina]

If lmk characters were cavemen in the stone age.

Based on Phineas and Ferb Caveman episode called "Tri Stone Area" and Quest for Fire(1981).

Can you draw Caveman MK and his pack gathering around the campfire eating woolly mammoth meat?

For future reference, I feel like this request was a little too specific. Next time I'd prefer something a little simpler 😉 I just get overwhelmed easily when it comes to requests. (It's funny cuz, this request was both too specific and not specific enough at the same time. Cuz I have no clue who you mean by "pack" lol so I just chose random. Also, I gagged when I searched up mammoth meat pfft-)

Anyway, I hope you like it!

[no7er]

The Magnificent Glasstodon Digital artwork by me, 2022

[da-real-god]

[jhsharman]

"Early Christmas"

"Fat" acceptable adjective for these cave-people to describe Santa. But don't call him "fatso".