#Catherine The ToonTown Bus Driver

[mekanizie]

When Peacemakers got on ToonTown Bus, Jeff Randell and Breehn sat next to each other and bring dwarves name Shutup and Rosie with them. Jeff puts Shutup on left side of his lap, and Breehn puts Rosie on right side on his lap. They were excited and they were talking about fighting troublemakers and helping the dwarves with menstrual cramps because of their menstrual medication allergies, but Lazy Brian angrily heard them talking about helping the dwarves with their menstrual cramps, and he disapproves it, and starts sexism towards them.

Catherine The ToonTown Bus Driver: Alright, peacemakers, get on the bus! We’re going to ToonTown Castle for the battle to fight troublemakers, alright, to show them who are bosses!

Peacemakers: Yeah!

Jeff: Hi, Shutup! Ready for a big day of the battle to fight troublemakers?

Shutup: Yes I am! Are you?

Jeff: (laughs) Yes I am! I am ready to fight those troublemakers! (grabs Shutup to hold and she laughs)

Breehn: Hi, Rosie! Ready to fight troublemakers?

Rosie: Yes I am! Are you?

Breehn: I am ready to fight troublemakers, but if my parents find out, I’ll be in very, very, very big trouble!

Rosie: Oh! I’m sorry!

Breehn: (laughs) It’s okay! (grabs Rosie to hold, she laughs, and gets on the bus along with peacemakers)

Bebe: Hi, Stan!

Stan: Hi, Bebe!

Bebe: Are you ready to kick those troublemaker’s butts?

Stan: Fuck yes, I really am! They’re gonna get what they deserve!

Bebe: Yeah I agree! Those stupid mother fuckers need to be executed for what they’ve done to all of us!

Stan: Yeah! Especially our evil clones!

Bebe: Yeah! Wanna play a dare game?

Stan: Ok!

Bebe: Ok, Stan, I dare you to do GoAnimate actions to Kayloo!

Stan: (laughs) Oh! (times) Kayloo! How dare you stop my sister from beating you up just because she's a girl! That's it! You are grounded (times) for 43 chars! Go to your room now! (Kayloo cries and Stan and Bebe laughs) Bebe, I dare you to tell evil Yumyulack to shut up by mimicking GoAnimate voice!

Bebe: (laughs) Hey Evil Yumyulack!

Evil Yumyulack: What the fuck do you want, bitch?!

Bebe: Shut up!

Evil Yumyulack: No, bitch! (Bebe and Stan laughing)

Bebe: Stan, I dare you to get Billdown arrested for assaulting Kyle!

Stan: (laughs) Hey Police, can you get Billdown arrested for assaulting Kyle please and thank you?!

Officer Kendra: Yes! Thank you for telling me! Billdown, you're under arrest!

Billdown: What?! What the fuck did I do, bitch?!

Officer Kendra: For assaulting Kyle Broflovski!

Billdown: Let go of me, you slutty ass piece of fucking shit!

Officer Kendra: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

Billdown: Yes!

Officer Kendra: Good! Now march yourself outside to the police car right now!

Billdown: Let me go right now, you stupid bitch! You're the last of me! (peacemakers laughing) It's not fucking funny, bastards! I fucking hate you, assholes! You fucking bastards are the last of me, you stupid ass pieces of fucking shit!

Stan: Bebe, I dare you to send a hateful message to Evil Walt! (Bebe laughs and types)

Bebe: And... done.

Evil Walt: (snacking junk food, drinking beer, and watching football while treating his wife Evil Tiffany like a slave) Hey, sexy! Give me my beer, woman, now!

Evil Tiffany: Yes, daddy. Here you go, daddy!

Evil Walt: Thank you, sexy! (smacks Evil Tiffany's butt and get a notification) "Dear Evil Walt, I heard that you gave all of the peacemakers a hard time, and I can't believe you would do this to us, so this is what I think about your culture, as well as what I think of you as a monster! So I hope these stupid actions will avoid! Sincerely, Bebe Stevens." What the! What in the fuck! Who in the fuck send a stupid ass email to me like that! I'm about to flag her stupid ass email!

Bebe: (laughs with Stan) Stan, I dare you to force Kaylow to eat foods he hates!

Stan: No, Bebe, I dare you to force Kaylow to eat foods he hates!

Bebe: No, Stan, I dare you to do it!

Stan: No, Bebe, I dare you to do it!

Bebe: No, you do it!

Stan: No, you do it!

Bebe: No, you!

Stan: No, you!

Bebe: You!

Stan: You!

Bebe and Stan: You! Jinx! Double jinx! (laughing)

Stan: I'm gonna poke you!

Bebe: (laughs) Stop it! I'm gonna poke you back!

Stan: Oh no you don't! Hey! (laughs) (poking each other and laughing together)

Jeff and Breehn: Peacemakers rule! Troublemakers drool! Peacemakers rule! Troublemakers drool!

Breehn: All of the peacemakers are going to fight troublemakers back!

Jeff: And troublemakers are gonna get what they deserve!

Breehn: Yeah, I agree, Jeff! Jeff, can I ask you a question?

Jeff: Sure, what about?+

Breehn: Remember the time we meet Shutup and Rosie?

Jeff: Yeah. Why?

Breehn: Remember the time Shutup and Rosie have menstrual medication allergies?

Jeff: Yeah? Why do you ask?

Breehn: Because I was thinking that we can use real help?

Jeff: Good idea! We can use real help of Shutup and Rosie with menstrual cramps!

Breehn: And all we can do is...

Jeff: To make them...

Breehn and Jeff: Orgasm.

Lazy Brian: Hey! (Jeff and Breehn gasp) What the fuck did you just say?!

Jeff and Breehn: Nothing? (chuckling)

Lazy Brian: Tell me the fucking truth, now! What the fuck did you just say?!

Jeff: Okay, okay, fine, fine. Breehn and I said orgasm to help Shutup and Rosie with their menstrual cramps.

Breehn: And because they have menstrual medication allergies!

Lazy Brian: What! Why the fuck did you just say that word called fucking "orgasm"? Huh? Look at me when the fuck I'm talking to you, stupid fucking nerds! Why in the fuck did you say that god damn word called fucking "orgasm"?

Jeff: Because they're on their periods, fatass! Cut it out!

Lazy Brian: So?! That doesn't give you rights to say fucking "orgasm"!

Breehn: We have the right to say it, because it's not a bad word, dumbass! Cut it out!

Jeff: And besides! We are going to help them out by massaging them with our hands, when they have cramps!

Breehn: Exactly!

Lazy Brian: Oh shut the fuck up!

Jeff: You shut the fuck up!

Lazy Brian: Hey! Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?!

Jeff: You, you stupid ass piece of fucking shit!

Lazy Brian: You don't talk to me like that, you stupid fucking squared boy!

Jeff: (gasps) Excuse me?!

Lazy Brian: You heard me, bastard, so go to the stadium and play football!

Jeff: That is unbelievable! Absolutely not!

Lazy Brian: And why not, bastard?!

Jeff: Because my parents wouldn't even let me! Cut it out!

Breehn: And besides! We used to do ASMR to help Shutup and Rosie with their menstrual cramps, remember?!

Lazy Brian: What?! You stupid ass nerds did ASMR after all of us troublemakers told you not to?!

Breehn: Yes!

Lazy Brian: Jeff and Breehn! I told you not to do a mother fucking ASMR, but you didn't listen to me!

Jeff: And why then, just because we're boys?!

Lazy Brian: Yes, you both are boys, and boys don't do a mother fucking ASMR! All girls do!

Jeff: Excuse me, dumbass, but this is the 21st century, and there are men out there who does the opposite too! So get the fuck out of our lives now!

Lazy Brian: That is fucking stupid! Absolutely not!

Jeff: And why not, dumbass?

Lazy Brian: Because I said so!

Jeff: So, that doesn’t give you the right to sneak into this bus and keep harassing us!

Lazy Brian: I can do whatever the fuck I want!

Jeff: No the fuck you can’t! Get the fuck out of this bus, now!

Lazy Brian: No fucking way Jose!

Jeff: Oh yes way Buster!

Lazy Brian: Step out now, you stupid! Out!

Breehn: (gasps) Lazy Brian, did you seriously just tell Jeff to step out?!

Lazy Brian: Yes!

Breehn: Why?!

Lazy Brian: Because he’s a skinny ass who needs to eat fatty foods, who didn’t fucking listen to me, you fat fuck!

Breehn: I don’t give a shit! I’m sick and tired of you trying to control us about what we want! And I’m sick of your fucking nonsense!

Lazy Brian: You can’t always be telling me what the fuck to do, you fat fuck!

Breehn: Yes the fuck I can, fatass, and I mean it! Go home and find a real job, dummy!

Lazy Brian: I do have a real job, you fat fuck!

Breehn: Oh really, then what job do you have, lazy ass?!

Lazy Brian: I do OnlyFans!

Breehn: Lazy Brian, OnlyFans is not a real job, okay?! Selling your body for money is just wrong! It’s just wrong, it’s a sin! It’s a fucking sin, fatass! Sin!

Lazy Brian: (gasps) Excuse me?!

Breehn: You heard me! Delete your stupid ass account right now!

Lazy Brian: No!

Breehn: And why not, fatass?

Lazy Brian: First of all, selling my body for money is not wrong! Second of all, it's my dream, you fat fuck!

Breehn: And why then, so you can keep your account and keep doing all the shit you've pulled?! I don't think so!

Lazy Brian: Yes!

Breehn: Why?!

Lazy Brian: To support my sexies, god damn it!

Breehn: And what the fuck are those stupid ass women gonna do with your stupid ass cash?! Huh?! Look at me when I'm talking to you, fatass! What the fuck are they gonna do with your stupid ass cash?!

Lazy Brian: They're gonna buy girl objects!

Breehn: What girl objects are you talking about, fatass?!

Lazy Brian: Makeup, Hygiene stuff, Fragrances, Dresses, Dolls, and Food!

Breehn: Those objects you're talking about are not girly things, okay?! They can be for boys too, you fat sexist piece of fucking shit!

Lazy Brian: Girl objects are not for boys, okay?! Boy objects are like, Toy vehicles, Action figures, Toy guns, work stuff, money, playboy magazines... (Breehn is disgust because of what Lazy Brian said about magazines) Oh stop being such a baby and be a man! You should love those magazines!

Breehn: But I hate those magazines like that! Looking at playboy magazines are just wrong! They're a sin! You know boys can hate those magazines like that too! Besides, it reminds me of that stupid ass pervert hormone monstress named Maury, who also forced me to masturbate to those magazines you're holding right now! He also begged me to do it and I refused because it's wrong, so I decided to masturbate to my own emotions because Kayloo started making sexist comments to Chelsea for playing baseball just because she's a girl!

Lazy Brian: And when the fuck was that?!

Breehn: Ever since Season 9 Episode 1 called My Masturbation

Lazy Brian: Who the fuck is my?!

Breehn: It says my name on it!

Lazy Brian: So what?!

Breehn: So, it's says Breehn's on it!

Lazy Brian: Whatever! Back to this! Um, real vehicles, sports, and video games!

Breehn: Those objects are not manly things either, dumbass! That is sexist and something everyone is supposed to know how to do, you dummy!

Lazy Brian: Oh whatever you fat fuck! (angrily notices Rosie's Orgasm for her period cramps) Rosie, stop with your fucking orgasm, now! It's really fucking annoying!

Breehn: Hey! That's no way to talk to her like that!

Lazy Brian: Well, if she's not, then who's faking it?!

Breehn: She's not faking it okay? I'm the only one who's helping her!

Lazy Brian: How in the fuck did you help her fucking orgasm?!

Breehn: After I put her on my lap, Jeff sat next to me and he put Shutup on his lap before he left because of all the shit you pulled to him! So, I was shaking my right lap to help her with her menstrual cramps!

Lazy Brian: Why didn't you bring their menstrual pills?!

Breehn: Oh my god! Do I really to explain every time you asked about it?! I already told you Shutup and Rosie have menstrual medication allergies!

Lazy Brian: So! That doesn't give you the right to help her fucking orgasm!

Breehn: I have the right to do it, because she's on her period, fatass! Cut it out!

Lazy Brian: Whatever! Breehn, stop Rosie from her fucking orgasm, now! You have 3 strikes or you're out!

Breehn: This is bullshit! Absolutely not!

Lazy Brian: Make her stop, now!

Breehn: I said no, and that's final!

Lazy Brian: If you don't make her stop, you will be out!

Breehn: For the last fucking time, no! I'm trying to help her out!

Lazy Brian: Alright! That's it! This is your last straw! Get out, now, or I'll beat the shit out of you! Do you understand when I told you?!

Breehn: Alright, fine! But when I'm done helping Rosie out, I will, because of all of the shit you've pulled!

Lazy Brian: Not when you're done, now!

Breehn: Bus Driver!