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And THIS, folks, is why you gotta have phannies interview these two Goobers!! The monotone tone of this part of the conversation had be cackling lmao.

They know we’re in on the joke, we know they know, it’s all just good fun! So much better for all parties involved tbh.

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so they’re lurking over there too. ok

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my aunt and her “roommate” of 15 years

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this is the funniest thing he’s ever said sorry. like yea the chocolate bit is incredibly gay like why is your gift for phil too? especially if it’s something he can’t have 😭

but im laughing at “my friends and family don’t know me that well and it annoys me sometimes”

wdym it annoys you when your family doesn’t know you as well as your parasocial fans 😭 i think he’d said something like this before but i just picture him receiving like a colorful sweater from an uncle or something and thinking to himself “see phannie8271729 would know i wouldn’t want this, fuck you uncle” and it’s making me laugh fuck

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Do you remember when you did that track for "Be Your Own Dentist," and there was droves of preteens tearing out their teeth? Tearing out their own teeth, I know.

TRIXIE AND KATYA React to How to Become A Cult Leader

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Dan tests:

HOW DUMB IS BLONDE PHIL?

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herobrine it seems that i have grown quite fond of you though there are no sexual desires or urges you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papas orchard

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I drew some possums :)

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You know what would be super cool? If phannies would source their m&g posts instead of just stealing other people’s photos and not credit them. Another thing that would be cool is if we all tried not to rb/rt stolen/uncredited pics. IMHO.

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dan and phil so special to me.................

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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I'm still processing the fact that Dan grabbed Phil by the hair and got him on his knees, like, not to be a demon phannie but that was so fucking hot