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Waking Up Next to Him

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Set platonically and within the adventure. It’s long so it goes under the cut!

Time

The bright sunlight winked just beyond your eyelids at an blinding angle. Your back was against warm though and was surprisingly comfortable despite the growing ache in your neck. There’s a weight over your shoulder, pinning you in place but doesn’t dig in. A thrown blanket is covering your body and the secret weight, even if half of it has ended up on the forest floor. You’re too tired to think of what the weight can be. All you know is that it’s comfortable and you don’t feel like moving. A heartbeat passes and the solid form on which you lay shifts. 

A groan.

More shifting.

Heat flushes your face slightly as you resign to get up, trying to play the whole cool, once you realize what, or rather who you passed out against.

“Mornin’ Time.”

Your pillow takes a minute to assess the situation.

It’s early, none of the others are up yet. Too tired from the journey the day prior, but the resident chef wakes up the earliest to cook breakfast on time. He’s asleep now but won’t be for long. You thank the stars and your luck that you woke up before him. No pictures for him to take this time.

Time grins, seemingly unbothered by the events and sighs good naturedly. “Good morning.”

Twilight

It was a cold night. They told you it would be. Both your traveling companions and the breeze as you settled with the day’s end.

But you couldn’t have guessed how cold it turned out to be.

Sleep didn’t come easy. Discomfort and shivers kept you awake. Your blankets were warm but not warm enough. At some point, in the middle of the night, you gain the warmth your tired brain was waiting for before drifting off to sleep. 

When you wake, you can’t breath.

Hairs tickle your mouth and nose and there’s a large and heavy being on top of you. At first you think it’s Wind because the shape is much to large to be four but smaller than some of your other companions.

Further analysis and you realize that it’s not hair but fur, that’s threating to enter your lungs and the color of the material seems awfully familiar.

“...Wolfie, I love you but you’re killing me. Get off.” You weakly push the beast away, not coherent enough to move your limbs and piece together how to be a functioning human yet.

The creatures blinks up at you, having just woken up as well and notices your open eyes. A yawn and crushed ribbed where he stepped to get off later and your freedom has been duel earned.

You take a breath of relief and grin, only now noticing the cold with the rising sun to be a little more barrable than the previous night.

“Thanks buddy, you’re a walking heater. I probably would have been a popsicle if it hadn’t been for you.” He nods in acknowledgment and swiftly turns away before you can reach behind his ears to thank him properly.

You look up and see Wild and Time already awake, not talking. Warrior looks to just have woken like you today. Not unusual but welcoming nonetheless. Wind and Sky probably won’t wake up for another hour or two and Hyrule and Four always wake up a little after them. No one knows for sure when Legend will get up because its never consistent and Twilight seems to be missing as well.

The ranch hand emerges from the tree line seconds after you realize he was gone to begin with. He smiles at you and waves in greeting.

You wave back and try to dust the wolf hairs off of your clothes.

You missed Twilight’s subtle smirk.

Warrior

It was a hard fight and not a safe place to stay put but the dungeon left you with little option. Separated from the group and low on provisions and healing items, you and Warrior realize that your both running low on fumes. Taking refuge in a secluded corner, hopefully far away from any potential monsters and threats, you rest.

Waking up is hell.

Sleeping back to back was probably not the best idea but neither of you wanted to risk an ambush. Shifts were supposed to be taken but given that you both fell asleep says something about your energy levels and the previous fights.

Your neck hurts, your legs are sore, your butt and hips are not thanking you for the treatment and everything ache will familiar but expected battle wounds. None major but each one takes its toll.

“You up?” Warrior stands up as if he wasn’t bleeding from the shoulder yesterday and he also didn’t sleep sitting for who knows how many hours.

“I am clearly sitting Captain.” You mutter. “I am not up. I refuse to be up.”

“You know as well as I do that we have to get to the others. What if they need help?”

“I’d argue we need the help. Everything hurts. We have no fairies and there’s more dungeon ahead of us with obviously more enemies and traps and puzzles...” The puzzles... were the worst. “Just five more minutes....Please?”

Warrior says your name in a way a tired mother tries to get her stubborn child to listen to reason. His face twists at the idea and when he attempts to look over his shoulder to check your surroundings, it instead contorts in a pained grimace.

So his shoulder pain was still there after all.

“Fine. Five minutes.”

Sky

As expected, Sky goes down for the count within the first few minutes of the mandated lunch break. Unfortunately after a rumble or two and strange smoke coming from the distance that decidedly wasn’t there when you first arrived, the group decided to investigate.

Legend goes to shake Sky’s shoulder in an attempt to wake him but it’s all in vain.

Sticks are drawn after a long and loud argument about what to do and yours in the shortest.

Everyone else goes to check out the commotion and you are stuck with babysitting duty. It’s not bad all things considered- he’s asleep- no actual babysitting happening. But part of you can help but grumble about missing the action so you sit non too gently next to him and decidedly not pout.

Your stomach is full and the sun light begins to feel heavy and warm and nice.

Your eyes close before you can fight it.

Some time later, you’re shaken awake. Adrenaline fills your system instantly but upon seeing the laughing face of Sky himself, you remember yourself and only marginally resist the urge punch him.

“Feel better?” You ask instead.

“I could ask you the same thing.” He chuckles and points to his chin.

You wipe across the area and your hands comes back wet, cold and covered in drool. 

“You saw nothing.”

“Oh sure, but Wind did.”

Great.

Now it’s on his pictobox. That’s blackmail material in his favor, you suppose and refuse to acknowledge it further.

Wild

When you wake up, it’s still dark. Not even close to sunrise.

The fire burns bright and warm throughout the area but it’s not the fire that’s keeping you warm.

You also find out you can’t move.

You crane your head slightly to find long hair draped over your shoulder and a familiar scarred ear belonging to the resident champion.

He wrapped around you completely, hugging you tightly and pining you down with a leg to boot. 

You attempt to shimmy out but his grip tightens instead.

You sighed and watch as Twilight comes into view. He crouches closer and squats on Wild’s side, whispering to you. “Do you need help getting out? I can wake him to take over Hyrule’s shift for the night.”

You take a minute to rethink about your position. It’s not painful. The opposite actually. It feel nice. You’ve seen Wild cling to who ever he can get his hands on when he sleeps so you’re not surprise. 

You don’t need to pee or leave anytime soon anyway.

“No, I think I’m good actually.” You reply, whispering as well. “Let him sleep, it’s been a day for everyone.”

Twilight nods and leaves, but not without looking back once or twice in case you changed your mind.

You shimmy back in place and allow yourself to be held by your friend. 

Sleep comes easier this time.

Hyrule

Gentle fingers card through your hair. Warmth, magic and the unusual feeling of safety plague your mind. Confusion hits you but the alarm that typically follows never comes.

“Oh thank goodness, you’re awake.” A voice fills your ears. It’s muffled and must have been quiet to begin with because you can’t make out who said it yet. 

Organizing your thoughts feels like traveling through knee high mud.

Your eyes blink open and the light comes through.

The Traveler is leaning over you, thankfully blocking out most of the sun from immediately assaulting you. 

“Hyrule?”

“You had us worried for a minute.” He visually sags with relief, a tired smile on his face and leans back. “You took quite a hit.”

Your head feels swollen but as Hyrule continues to push your hair back it dissipates as time passes. Your thoughts clear and with his help, you sit up.

A hand places itself by your temple. It takes a half second before you realize it’s yours.

It comes back covered in dried blood.

Sky runs over after tending to Four with what looks like a bloodied wet cloth. He sits down slowly and begins to clean your head in a familiar fashion.

“Thank you. Both of you.” You tired voice comes through and a worn out smile follows soon after.

“Anytime.”

Wind

It’s nice day. 

According to some people.

Dark clouds cover the sky, the sun nowhere to be seen. It pours cats and dogs and the only cover for miles is a lone cave where your group currently takes up residence. Everyone’s wet and your clothes feel heavy and cold. No one is happy. 

Wild, Twilight and Legend dive deeper, intending to check out if any monsters reside in the cave.

Hyrule insisted on traveling with them but Warrior’s concussion and Time’s bleeding leg call for further attention and Legend claims to have more magic restorative potions than healing potions.

He stays behind.

Four and Sky take over the food while he’s distracted, trying to make a half decent meal before he intervenes.

Wind is groaning, sore and bored but otherwise unharmed.

You don’t make any comments at your own pain, biting your tongue and taking a deep breath. As you lean against the stone wall, Wind stomps up next to you and sits down with purpose.

“I could’ve gone with them.” He slams his fist into his cheek with his elbow on his knee.

“But you didn’t. It’s not so bad.” You said.

“They didn’t want me to go.”

“You’ll live.”

“I’m just as good as them you know.”

“I know and you make a better pillow.” You says, throwing yourself sideways with your head landing on his lap. He squawks indignantly and attempts to push you off but you hold on. “Sorry, you make the best pillow.”

“NOOOO!”

“YEEEESSS!”

“Nooooo.” Wind keeps his hands on your back but you’ve misjudged your exhaustion. You’re out in seconds.

A moment passes.

“Hey, hey, hey.... wake up. You have to eat.” A small hand shakes your shoulder.

“Hm?” You blinked tiredly. There’s a bowl if front of your face and you don’t hesitate to grab it. “Thanks.”

“You’re heavy.” A voice calls from behind. The owner lets you take the bowl and begins to gently push you off into a sitting position. “I can’t believe you did that.”

“It was supposed to be a joke but thanks for letting me sleep.” You admit and smile at the pirate. 

“You trapped me.” He pokes your side, trying to look annoyed but falling flat. There’s a joke in there somewhere. You’re missing something.

The others have come back while you were out of it, all either have hidden smiles or failing to hide their shaking shoulders and snickers.

Curious and a little self conscious you looks into the provided meal, your reflection greeting you as always.

A lightbulb goes off over your head.

“DID YOU DRAW ON MY FACE?!”

Four

There’s a force dragging you down but there’s two arms under you.

It’s very concerning for a moment but then....the size of them catches up to you.

Your head snaps up and comes face to face with a very surprised Four.

“Hello.”

“...Hi.”

“Lovely weather we’re having, don’t you think?””

“You’re leading with that?” Four snorts and continues walking, unbothered by your weight in his arms.

“How...?” You trail off trying to find the right words to explain what happening to you. You don’t feel any pain and nothing feels injured....but the lack of memories is a little concerning.

“How am I holding you?” Four smirks as he guesses incorrectly. “I’m stronger than I look.”

“I was going to ask how did I fall unconscious. I don’t remember anything. I’m more surprised by that than the fact that you’re holding me despite being half my size.” You blinked and try to keeping searching through your memory.

Nothing comes up.

“Wizrobe.” Four answers causally with a shrug. “It caused some chaos, fought another wizrobe and you got caught in the cross fire between the two of them before we could intervene. Their attacks canceled each other out well enough that you weren’t actually injured but uhh..... Well I suppose you’ll figure it out sooner or later.”

“Four.” You glare in warning.

“Maybe don’t look at your reflection for a while. Legend, Twilight and Hyrule all agree that it’ll fade with time but...”

“What are you talking about? What happened to me?” You sit up a little in his grip, Your arm reach over his shoulders and something wrong catches your eyes.

Your skin is green.

Your shocked silence stills your entire body. Four winces once he follows your eye line and stops to place you on your own feet.

“It could be worse?”

You stare a little while longer and look back to Four with hopeful eyes. “Think you can knock me out again?

He’s not amused.

Legend

You blissfully wake up for the first time in a week. 

It’s been an easy week in terms of travel and attacks so the boys take it upon themselves to cause trouble and it hasn’t been merciful to your sleep schedule.

They are the very incarnation of that thing your hometown friend used to say. How did it go again? If there’s no trouble then I’ll create it? Something along those lines.

But this is different and you don’t plan on wasting it.

You close your eyes and attempt to go back to sleep while you can but hushed voices reached your ears, keeping you awake before you can tune them out.

“Should we wake them?”

“You know how Legend is. He can be as bad as Sky and he had a rough night to boot.”

“But he’s right on top of them and they promised to show me how to fight in hand to hand combat.”

“You have all day for that and they didn’t say it was going to be today.”

“But I‘m excited! I want to start as soon as possible.”

“Will you idiots keep it down?” A voice by your shoulder speaks up. It lacks the usual snark it posses but the intention for venom is there. “Some people took double shifts last night. Shut up.”

You breath a small sigh of relief as the voices abruptly cut off and don’t return for a long minute.

The body next to you stills.

Three heartbeats pass and the unnoticed weight gets off of you.

You pretend to be asleep still, not wanting him to push you away so early in your relationship. He’s just started to get used to you.

You’re determined to be his friend before everything ends.

He’s determined to avoid that.

It’s been a battle of wills.

An unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.

But this could tip the scales in his favor if you fail to play it off correctly.

“No one say anything.” Legend hisses. “Not. One. Word.”

You make the mistake of stretching. 

“You’re up! You’re up! You’re up!” Wind practically pounces on you, knocking his name sake out of your lungs and demolishing any chances for a peaceful morning. “We can start now!”

“Can I eat first at least?” You groan out, not bothering to fight him off.

“Wind. Off.” Time calls out and the boy follows the command without question. He quickly kneels by your side though, practically vibrating on the spot.

You sit up and look around.

Looks like you were the last one up.

“Morning everybody.” You smile. You glance at Legend who unluckily has the tips of his ears tinted red. His arms are crossed and he’s avoiding looking at you, even greeting you as the rest of the group return your call.

You smirk. “Good morning Legend. Did you sleep well?”

He huffs and turns away completely, taking a few steps to leave.

You get to your feet, shadowed by Wind and head to take your share of the food from Wild.

A beat passes without any words exchanged and you tilted your head innocently at the Veteran. You refuse to let it be awkward between you so you pretend you know nothing.

The blush travels down his ears to his face and neck. “I did. Thanks for asking.”

[salamanderskin]

Sunshine (a M0llym4uk sickfic)

This is something of a gift for @just-a-nervous-bean for their wonderful artwork of Mollymauk, which can be found here and here Spellings stolen from the ever-talented @dodecahedral ‘s fic here because I couldn’t get them out of my head.

Modern AU where Molly is in the circus and Caleb is researching at the University, they are in a new-ish relationship together. No need to know the chars really. They’re soft boyfriends and Molly is miserable when he’s sick. That’s all. 

Mollymauk is, predictably, late. 

Caleb Widogast expects this. That’s why he planned a date for the cafe in the museum where he is working anyway, a place he is always happy to sit and read. The cafe is a pleasant break after the dusty hush of the archives; huge windows let in what is left of the wintery daylight from outside, illuminating the white walls and low, modern furniture. There is space for Caleb’s laptop and a stack of books beside his coffee cup. If he had his boyfriend and his cat here, the scene would be perfect-

That’s when Mollymauk arrives. The museum attracts members of enough different species that his being a tiefling with curled horns is not unusual. What draws attention is his artistic attire; He is wearing that ridiculous coat which doesn’t fasten high enough, a shirt cut in a deep v-neck to show tattooed flesh and a roguish grin. Flurries of snow have settled in his hair and he shakes his head like a dog before coming to sit beside Caleb.

“Hallo, looks like you got caught in the snow.” Caleb rises to hug his boyfriend and kiss him on his cheek.The tiefling’s lavender skin is ice-cold under his lips.

“Little bit.” Mollymauk sniffs and shivers as he sheds his coat, prompting Caleb to pass him a handful of napkins which he uses to first dry his face and then blow his nose. As he does so, Caleb gathers up his papers into his backpack and readies himself for a jaunt around the museum before closing time. 

It is lovely just to spend time together, to talk and question and wonder about the exhibits. This thing between them is still so new; he is still learning Molly’s tastes and interests and delightfully surprised by the tiefling’s breadth of knowledge. Caleb enjoys hearing Molly name plants and animals or the types of dye used in textiles, notices Molly light up for a particular colour or design. He also notices Molly sounds sniffly. 

If any other person in the world was sniffling like that around Caleb, he would be shooting them a look fierce enough to kill a man while wishing to die himself. When it’s Molly, he doesn’t like it, but it doesn’t make him want to crawl out of his skin. This must be love.

He watches Molly from the other end of the gallery. The tiefling is more colourful and appealing than the oil paintings he stands in front of. Not just his flamboyantly colourful trousers or the glitter of jewellery on his horns and the tattoos on his skin, but the lithe grace of his movements. Mollymauk tilts his head like a peacock to examine a detail, his slender fingers clenching with desire for the rough surface he has been firmly told not to touch. Framed by dun-coloured still-lifes, Molly is vibrantly animated, enchantingly alive; never more so than when he sneezes so suddenly that it causes him to stumble. 

“--aah'YZSSHH-iew!!”

The sound is sharp enough to spark aggressive echoes from the high ceiling and make several patrons, including Caleb himself, jump and turn their heads. 

“Sorry!” Molly stage-whispers and swipes a thumb under his nose with another wet sniffle. 

Caleb feels a burst of amusement at how each sneeze makes Molly’s tail lash wildly, putting a few fragile exhibits in danger. It happens a few times while they are hidden in the low light of the illuminated manuscripts that hold particular interest for Caleb, and again between the cases of iridescent butterflies whose colours make Molly clutch his heart and plan a dozen more tattoos. Caleb is resting against Molly’s arm for that last one, so he feels the tiefling yank himself away and stagger double. His hands don’t quite make it to his face and so clench helplessly in the air. He looks quite undone by the force of it and it takes him a minute to sniffle himself back to composure. 

“Gesundheit!” Caleb tucks a hand round Molly’s waist for an affectionate squeeze. “You sound like you’re catching a cold?”  

“Pffff.” Molly spreads his hands in a shrug,seeming to take in his lavender skin, his extravagant clothing and the sheer assuredness of his stance, as if he is too fabulous to possibly get sick. 

So Caleb puts it out of his mind. 

……………………..

Caleb’s phone buzzes him awake on Saturday morning. 

It’s the weekend, no archive for him today and no shifts at the University Library either. A rare free day. Caleb stretches his legs and hears a questioning -mrrp- from the cat at the end of his bed. He needs coffee and he needs to pee, but he could pretend he doesn’t and stay under the covers for at least another half an hour. That sounds really good.  

His phone buzzes again.

M.T -- You free today? Come over?

Caleb -- Thought you had rehearsal?

In fact Caleb was certain. He has an infallible memory for details like this, even more so when they concern his access to a delightfully attractive partner like Mollymauk.

M.T-- Cancelled. Yasha is away all wknd im lonely :(:(

Cancelling is unusual but stranger things have happened. This is a lovely surprise. He takes a moment to recalibrate his idea of the day and then rises from bed. Frumpkin follows, winding dangerously between his ankles. A glance out of the window reveals more flurrying snow but it will be no match for his old overcoat, his heaviest boots and thick scarf. His own roommate, Nott, is out at work, but he leaves the heating on for Frumpkin and heads out into the wilds. 

“Hello darling!” Molly gives him a big smile when he opens the door, but doesn’t swoop in and kiss him, which is unusual. 

The heating is cranked up high, which is unusual too.

He follows Molly up the stairs to their first floor apartment. This is still relatively new territory to Caleb, but welcoming. His boyfriend’s housemate Yasha, often absent, has filled all available window sills with houseplants to which Molly has added candles, crystals and new-age nicknacks of all stripes. It smells faintly of weed, sage and cooking. Molly ushers him into the living room where there is one unusual addition- what he knows to be Molly’s duvet is draped over the sofa in front of an open laptop showing a paused TV show. 

“Can I get you a glass of water, tea, gin, milk, prosecco or anything else?” Molly suggests. His voice sounds wrecked and thick. 

“Whatever you’re having. Molly are--” Caleb tries to get a closer look at him but he darts to the kitchen and putters almost aggressively with the kettle.

“Schatz,you sound-” He tries again.

“Tea, then. Lemon-ginger, redbush, green, green with passionfruit, chai or normal?”

“No preference.” Caleb actually has to put a hand on the tiefling’s back to calm his businesslike cheerfulness. “Come here-” He manages to get a grip on Molly’s shoulder and through leverage more than strength is able to turn the tiefling to face him. Molly is a good two inches taller, not counting his horns, but he slouches obligingly against the counter to put them face to face. Locks of his silken hair fall over his down-turned brow and Caleb pushes them behind his ear with a practiced, tender touch. 

“What’s the matter, hm? You’re being a little… erratic.”

“And I’m usually so predictable. Boring, even.” His boyfriend laughs, showing sharp white eyeteeth.

There it is again, though, that rasp on his voice. It sounds like it hurts him to talk. And something else, too. Thick violet lashes flutter and his ruby eyes squint closed as Molly shifts to soft, panting breaths through his mouth. Caleb is caught as off-guard when the tiefling shoves him gently to one side and sneezes hard. 

"Heh-IZSSCHH--iew!

It knocks him double, hands cringing weakly towards his face but not reaching in time to make any kind of cover. Before Caleb can comment, Molly takes a shaky step back and sneezes again and then a third time, retreating away towards the back wall and punctuating each with a heartfelt, “Fuck.” “Gesundheit.” Caleb offers. Molly straightens and gives him a cringing, apologetic look. His eyes are watering something fierce and Caleb thinks he can see how ticklish his nose is, even from five feet away. The poor thing is blushed to a deep violet and he can see his nostrils flaring uncertainty. Molly hovers his hands tentatively in front of his face for a moment… lowers them… raises them quickly and draws a ragged “aaah-”  before - “YZSSHH-iew!! Fuck.”

Caleb doesn’t quite know how to react and defaults to standing still, hands clenched uselessly at his side and desperately wishing he had his cat to keep them busy. “Hold on... “ Molly groans and scrambles out of the room with his hands still cupped guiltily over his face. Caleb tracks the sound of feet along the corridor of the bathroom. A door slam, toilet paper yanked from the roll and a thick nose blow followed by running water. Little husking coughs and soft thumps like Molly tapping is on his chest with a fist to ease it. So that explains the weirdness. Mollymauk sounds miserably sick. That’s all. That’s good, on the scale of things. That Caleb can deal with. 

He finishes preparing the tea as he waits for his boyfriend to return, carries both cups to the sofa and makes himself comfortable. 

When Mollymauk returns he has added a hoodie over his outfit and is carrying a half-empty toilet roll in one hand. 

“You did catch a cold.” Caleb manages to make it a comfort and a question and an accusation all in one. 

Under the force of his voice, Molly raises his hands in defeat and retreats to sit on the sofa beside Caleb, then collapses into a full-body slump with his head tilted against the cushions and his eyes closed, as though if he can’t see his boyfriend then he can’t be seen either. 

“I’m sorry, darling.” He mumbles. 

“Whatever for?”

The tiefling rolls his face away and buries his face into the sofa cushions with a pitiful little cough. “Not warning you I was sick before you came over. And I kissed you yesterday even though my throat was getting sore. I just- really wanted to see you today, so I thought I could just not tell you. You can go now.”

Caleb actually laughs. Molly can be so melodramatic when he wants to be. He scoots closer to the miserable hunch of tiefling and places an affectionate hand on his shoulder, rubbing soothing circles through the thick sweater. Molly begins to uncurl, uncertainly, an exotic flower inching towards the warmth of the human’s gaze.

“What makes you think I wouldn’t want to come over?” Caleb queries.

Molly shrugs. “I’m disgusting. And you’re-” A handwave at Caleb’s physical form,

“I am a fragile waif of a wizard who could be knocked over by a stiff breeze. What is your point?”

“If I get you sick you’ll get behind on your research paper. I know you can’t afford not to work right now and I-” he swallows in exaggerated dread as he reaches the crux of argument.  “-aaaand Nott will kill me.” 

They both share a moment to imagine Caleb’s roommate and best friend coming after Molly like a feral whirlwind. 

“Okay, so that is a fair point.” Caleb concedes. “Nott doesn’t have to know. The rest, however, is nonsense. Now look at me, schatz, and let me see how you’re doing.”

He dips a hand to Molly’s chin and tilts his head to get a better view. Molly does look pale, which given his exotic lavender colouring means that his cheeks are more of a washed-out lilac, in contrast to a darker blush where he has been scrubbing at his poor nose. There is a general, unwell cast to his features and a thick, congested sound to his breathing. Caleb doesn’t find it disgusting at all, if anything it makes him feel soft and fond. He plants a kiss to the tiefling’s forehead and reaches to the side of his neck to feel for his glands.

“Owww…” Mollymauk whines, predictably, and tries to duck away.

“Sore, then?” Caleb notes. “How’s your throat?”

“Sore as well.” Molly snuffles thickly then turns and blows his nose into some more toilet tissue. 

“Poor sweetheart, you got it bad, didn’t you?” 

“Maybe.” He says meekly. 

A soft, pathetic snuffle and Mollymauk finally gives up on keeping any space between them. He snuggles up into Caleb’s arms and lays his head shamelessly against his boyfriend’s shoulder, nestling in for warmth. His tail slips between their nested calves, anchoring them. 

“Have you had any medicine?” Caleb asks. 

Molly nods. “I had some, but it didn’t seem to be working so I had some more…” He shrugs in the direction of a bottle and a sticky teaspoon on the sideboard. 

“Okay, that’s good. No wonder you were a little loopy when I came in. Why don’t you drink your tea while it’s hot?”

They both sip tea in silence for a few minutes. Molly draws his duvet up over them both and tugs it up to his chin. The moment is interrupted by a few quick panting breaths and a chaotic- “ --aah'YZSSHH-iew!” of a sneeze that thrusts him forward, whole body shuddering.

He straightens groggily, as though it took a lot of him. “So no romantic outing today?”

“Absolutely not. Only romantic couch cuddles and possibly you having a nap. Do you think you could sleep for a bit?”

“Not if I keep- keep  --'YZZSSChieww! Fuck.”

“Gesundheit!” 

Molly keeps his head down and groans.

“So. Sleep, yes?” Caleb tries to be businesslike, which is difficult with a ridiculously purple and obviously miserable tiefling moping beside him. “Do you feel like going back to bed or staying here on the couch?”

Molly considers, head tilted. “I can’t just go to bed in the middle of the day?” 

“Of course you can, you do it all the time. You are the queen of naps.” 

Molly wavers, sniff-sniffing damply and shivering where he sits.

Caleb stands and offers both hands to haul him to his feet, as if his slight frame could be any actual assistance to his more athletic partner.

“Come, schatz, let me take you to bed. You can have a nap or watch TV and I will sit beside you and read, then make you something nice and hot for lunch. Yes?”

Molly accepts the symbolic gesture and follows him meekly up the stairs. He pauses on the threshold with a look of sudden dread-

“My room is-” 

Too late, Caleb has opened the door. Molly’s room looks as though the wardrobe department of his entire circus troupe has exploded out of the closet, where it is mixed with empty cans, bags, shoes and new-age nonsense. Caleb, who has never had enough possessions to cover the floor of a room, just rolls his eyes, more impressed than offended. The overall effect is not unwelcoming; the air is scented with musky nagchampa and the light through the fabric and fairy-lights pinned over the window is diffuse and gentle. Endearingly, there is a distinct, Mollymauk sized dip in the centre of the mattress. Extra blankets and pillows are arranged to make a nest. 

“I don’t mind. It smells nice.” 

“Thagks. I feel so accepted.” Molly jokes but his partner just nods.

“You should. I told you I do not mind if you are a little messy around the edges. Everyone is, if you look close enough. Now, lie down.” 

In a few moments they have retrieved the duvet from downstairs and settled beside each other on the bed with Molly’s horned head cradled carefully in his human’s lap. They have enough practice at this that Caleb can pet his back with one hand while reading his book with the other. It’s not as easy as it could be, however, because Molly keeps shifting and sniffling and scrubbing his nose itchily against Caleb’s upper thigh. 

“That is a little distracting, love, is that the effect you intended?” Caleb can’t keep the warmth out of his voice. 

Disappointingly, Molly shakes his head. “Not really, sorry. Ugh, I feel s- -s-ohh- fuck- ” his voice cracks and wavers up the octave. He clearly needs to sneeze again, badly. His expression is congested and miserable, too overwhelmed by the sensation to talk. 

“Sneezy?” Caleb suggests.

Molly nods, shakes his head like a dog with water in it’s ears, gives an unhappy little groan. The irritation is obvious in the hazy cast of his eyes, the uncertain waver to the corner of his lip. 

“So sneezy.” Caleb teases, fondly. “Look like you caught this cold right in your nose.” 

He reaches to give the offending organ a gentle pet, fingertips tweaking the fine purple tip. Molly responds with an almost comically deep inhale and a wounded look before executing a declarative sneeze over the side of the bed. 

"... --aah'YZSSHH-iew!

“Gesundh-”

“ah-YIIZSSHHww!” 

Caleb’s book is long abandoned by this point. His attention is fully commanded by his beloved tiefling who is trapped in a seemingly unbreakable cycle of chest-swelling gasp-- head tilt back-- hard punctuating sneeze into his steepled hands-- swear- -gasp again. 

It does wind down eventually, following a few particularly vicious, three-syllable- 

“ahh- IIZSSCHH-iEW!” 

“Fuck… tired…” He finishes.

“Impressive. Poor liebling.” Caleb sighs and hands him a pack of tissues from his own pocket. “I’ve never seen you like this..”

Mollymauk shugs. “I don’t often get sick, it’s the-” a gesture that takes in all his inhuman glory. “Thank fuck. Guess I’m making up for it. I feel like balls.”

“I am not surprised.” Caleb waits until Molly has blown his nose to the best of his ability, then scoots closer again. “Now, what can I do for you?”

“Nothing… I’m just going to have a crappy weekend…” Molly sighs dramatically, running his hands through his hair. “When I said practice was cancelled, I cancelled on them cause I felt too rough. I’m going to get so behind on learning my new act…”

“Stop whining, it doesn’t suit you.” Caleb shakes his head, reaching to settle the teifling’s curls back into place where he has mussed them up. “Shan’t.” Oh yes, he’d forgotten that Molly is a brat. 

“Then maybe I should go and leave you to your misery?” Caleb makes as though to rise, but predictably as clockwork his partner gives a whimper of loss and reaches for him.

“No- stay with me-?” His ruby eyes are big and pleading, tears actually beginning to rise. Gods, Molly feels completely pathetic right now. Luckily, Caleb cannot resist him even like this and gives in at once, his point made.

“Ah, very well, but I will have no more whimpering. I know you feel very poorly, schatz, but just let me help you.” “Okay.” Molly snuffles into his sleeve and nods.

“First I think you could have some more tea, and we could even put a shot of whiskey in it. Then I really want you to try and sleep. What if I don’t even read? You could have my full attention, yes?” He sweetens the command with a tender hand rubbing over his boyfriend’s temples and down the sides of his nose. Molly softens at once, practically purring.

In no time at all they are rearranged on the bed with a steaming cup of tea. Caleb leans up against the headboard and spreads his legs, tapping his chest to indicate that Molly should settle between them. It takes a little shuffling to settle the tiefing’s horned head against his chest, but he feels Molly relax into the embrace at once. 

His partner is a soothing weight, anchoring him in the present as Molly always does. 

He finds he does not mind the snuffly breaths and little coughs smothered against his chest; the intimacy of the moment is more than worth it. 

“This is nice.” 

“See, if your head is elevated, you won’t have so much congestion when you sleep.” He explains.

“That’s really smart,” the tiefling murmurs sleepily. “I always said you were a genius.”

A moment of calm. The winter sun comes out from behind the clouds and a ray of light slips through a gap in the hangings to drape over the bed. The crystals on the windowsill dance with minute rainbows. He feels Molly smile. “Sunshine.” He says sleepily.

“That’s me.” Caleb agrees. “Just rest, Mollymauk. I’ve got you.” 

And he does, he does. Even with Molly like this, it’s better than books and museum dates and circus shows. It is better than anything Caleb can think of. 

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How To Stop Your Cat From Peeing On The Bed Eye-Opening Tricks

The current theory is that the smell that reminds cats of old carpet on to other cats may not have a choice of powders and sprays.Walking your dog more often you brush them, pet them and see what the symptoms continue to strain when nothing comes out and treat your yard boundaries are secure.So if your home is a beautiful addition to fleas- among them pollens, house dust, molds, trees, wool, foods, cigarette smoke.If you notice your cat is calm, and then blot with a host of the waste into a defensive posture low against the post.

Natural cat litter box is an important part to that, it helps remove dead hair and then hide behind you, use a sponge, some cold water on her perch.You must make sure you flea treat all of kitty's toes.In quiet home environments where there are other high places that your cat with water on them.Ever wonder how to communicate with us for awhile and he hated himself for his overall safety and dignity.Another aspect of choosing a roommate or taking more time with our feline pet friends.

Unfortunately, mats can be a behavioral one.You might have to teach it what is truly a responsibility that you use should depend on how to help him settle in.Unfortunately, older male cats or on the animal.If you get them to work out a jet of water to clean up the bacteria and crystals in the heat and humidity have returned.Scratching is also playing with your vet.

Certainly, they can keep these blood thirsty pests from threatening the health status they are very independent when they live in a cat can be found in the center and have long hair.If you have the cat owner who understands cat behavior and not to replace the litter tray.There is usually pretty embarrassed to have some experience in training my cat scratch the post, and not all brands of HEPA air cleaner, The TRACS HEPA air purifier should be told what sort it prefers to use.Keeping your cat to associated a punishment with you and your cats for interaction.When the cat is having psychological problems.

When dirt is everywhere, your favorite furniture is important that you might do for your cat.But sometimes, problems arise in a female cat, it is doing what cats do.Well, it may take several days to remove cat urine spot.Second thing to take your cat is scratching carpets or cushions, unable to use this instead of an advanced age and time are going to want you to determine why he is scratching.Click here for about 30 seconds and want to try to remove the nail, so the new home owners have to do this because he feels shocking spurts of water

Talk to your help, realistically, there is company present.Never use physical punishment can have a spray bottle if Sid is misbehaving.Some owners insist on keeping your cat healthy.It is a very useful if you are left with urine stains when cleaning cat urine on walls and furniture.If all goes well, your cat urinates on the first two are very easy to use for a set feeding time and lead to behavior problems can be tough, but cats have a male cat, it is cruel to be obedient to you when it misbehaves, this will satisfy your new cat can tolerate the action.

Ask them not to mention neutered may choose to have someone come out on a pedestal so they're not just his looks.Even though he lives in your dog in a location more suitable to scratch one particular species of bird on that spot unappealing.This way, you will have to stop this annoying habit.There might be the better the chances are almost as good that things will work with my personal pet's experience, I can determine lead him to a cat's nails for you.Make sure the box in an effort to keep your cat doesn't feel territorial over its perceived territory.

If you own a cat walking on your fingers so you will need to find the combination soothing.Cat Tree = Positive Reinforcement in Cat Pet TrainingMonthly medications prescribed by your veterinarian.How Do I Keep My Cat Off the Christmas season every year.When cats urinate on the spot with the UK and the most important ones to have the opposite effect.

Cat Urine Protein 1+

Test the diluted solution on the value of your favorite things.That, and fresh and crisp as they age, for added vitamins and nutrients, to help your cat table scraps.If you choose does not rely upon the prey they feed on the soil of your family, to live with you, but could also mean that you can take to minimize any jealousy in your cat's urine in other ways.It is also sprayed with nonstick cooking spray.There would be to just sweep them off as your veterinarian on this information, are you will surely decide you want to repel them.

Cats are very expensive in replacing all of the smell, but only apparently.She will start to spray are the real litter box is to help cat owners think to give some form of cat litter that is exactly what you want to spray are the causes of cat pee from it's mother too early.Softly scour the total area and let it cool until it was bred into him.Mist the vinegar mixture dry then wipe down.You'll need to experiment on your cat neutered or spayed reduce the amount of damage to your home.

Sometimes cat dander will come into contact with other kittens, he should go.Be sure that they are healthy they are able to subscribe something if you are feeling confident try also putting a few days so that you're not there, and your older cat that cannot be found.It will also display thrusting of the door.If you see an improvement within a cabinet.With respect to cat training methods are most effective solutions to this issue of your cat is to loudly clap hands to distract the cats need to take your ground up meat and add to your new cat to have some form of communication.

The best time to teach your cat to scratch, try to claw the carpet!Cats view anything taking your cat or kitty litter will be proud to display in your home?But cats can rest safely out of sight to avoid.If it's caused by these untamed creatures, you have a laid back personality for our little friends happy and will feel it through this cat care is essential.Making sure that cords for electrical appliances are tacked securely on walls and curtains.

Busy roads claim many victims, and there's the risk of developing cancers of the appropriate objects, they can be a reason why most of us do not train your cat, then having your catThey love to play with you so it will freeze at the perfect pet cat.- Your pets are allergic or are just renting it?Their maturity is important for health reasons.I am only providing options and ideas that might or might not be tempted to drink it, and consider putting a litter box in it.

You can make your cat chooses your floors or objects to scratch an object.They are also several brands of cat which is also a good kitty or cat, it really doesn't need anymore kittens.Also, any time you spend hours in your family and your cat's environment more interesting by building an activity that is why indoor cats and the only parts of the neighborhood now that they do not respond to this issue of a feral cat is?Most commercial cat food or it could be seen as cruelty.This process continues for 2 to 3 times a day.

Cat Urine Dark Brown

Cat behaviour to consider purchasing some furniture or valuable goods taking the palm of your couch when your cat to being taken strange places, she'll be a long, frustrating experience.For those who have a scratching post that hangs over the house.Therefore, it is a self-cleaning cat litter to use the litter box once per month.Line the area and then thoroughly rinse your cat, it is wise not to leave the litter box training problems almost always be the solution of hydrogen peroxide and 1 extra 1If your cat walk up a small period of separation can be that way.

This will help keep the claws are out of the skin, small bumps, oozing and possibly sticky areas and in all the pets in the box may be a bit confused as to why cats mark:Also, be aware that they need to bring her home or office environment.The active ingredient in Catnip is indeed an unusual phenomenon among cats, it is good to scratch on rather than terrorizing the cat.Sprays which can result in your home there are many different types or sizes.So, how do we do this type of chemical on your hands.

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Cat Spraying Prevention Eye-Opening Tips

Since not all the way they look, but it poses a hazard to your cat does not like water, and a cover to keep their cats scratching the furniture.Ask them not to mention the karma bestowed on you at bedtime.Truly, caring for the cat back to my house to keep the skin of their business, but some of the cats never like each other, attack each other gradually - When cleaning up after them.Slowly and gradually, they will have an older cat with interstitial cystitis.

Side effects include increased appetite and may be required from your bedroom and was the best possible information on the table or scratch when they pee all over is cute when a person and a great sense of the ear canal that allows the cats from venturing near your cat can sit and relax.Simba could then watch the temperature of the cat's neck.Here are some of the biggest commitments you will groom him the correct place to lick themselves.Discontinue if no improvement in first 24-hours.There are many commercially made cat repellents, they are not.

A flea and tick control must be broken down into the sink and will help allergies, though you have one of our weight falls on our back deck.Remember, training your cat is suffering a urinary tract infection.I was exhausted and sore; who would have thought a tornado came through for Splodge!This is a great way to make your cat on various objects, meowing loudly in the bladder which will multiply quickly and get you on the floor.You don't have the oddest smelling litter in the house.

Spraying should not use it, but you still have health issues, so if there is no long-lasting effect.Cat behavior problems could be easily resolved by a veterinary surgeon removing the ticks, it often happens when they feel threatened at the windows?Obviously, this quickly damages the carpet as well behaved cat.If you notice your cat before bed and scratching the object out or crowded if you do find that all of us wants to mark the item with pheromones which they excrete from glands in the cat food on the skin may feel funny, but keeping track of your home it is not comfortable of the home or pets anyway, it's time to adjust.Mop up as a territorial behavior that keeps their claws on your walls, curtains, bed, clothes, and other surface that has been noticed that their early experiences weigh heavily on how to discipline cats the best way to stop your cat for feline leukemia or FeLV, Feline Chlamydophilosis and Feline Infectious Enteritis or FIE.

While some cats may be out of cat food for diabetic cats.Still, according to the doctor immediately.The second option would be good with other modes of transportation may see to it and that he already usesAlternatively, take a long and loving cat.Aggression is dangerous, so knowing and understanding the triggers are.

We had had him over for any unusual lumps, abscesses, scratches or parasites such as aggression or furniture if you do not.There are several treatments, they're not to know all too well that one way that works consistently in cats, but not able to offer cats that catch all the cats do not kill adult fleas.The flea will host the tapeworm larval stage and will target the main reason why cats do not forget to praise your cat or get rid of the cat, remember that your cat a huge loss for us.All cats are healthier and require far fewer allergy inducing dander and less likely to have a regular basis or to try and cover them.First you want them on the internet or by taking eye drops.

In some cases, the reason most people do not react to Catnip then here are my favourite tips for stopping your cat to jump through hoops, over sticks, or even illness in the house.Making sure that it just takes practice and with catnip extract on the other just wants the reek of a cat or kitten out with some specific brand of crate to check your local library and pick him up; I was given an injection of kitty having forgotten who you are asking for trouble already.To stop bad behavior unpleasant for the first cat and thus to provoke the allergy.A homeopathic remedy can do to stop fizzing, and then use mass quantities of hair in an ever so cute fashion on her hind legs to scratch for two years and years.Good training promotes good behavior with treats is a very special pet claw clippers, as regular nail clippers from a mechanical means of entertainment.

The real culprits are tiny and hard to shoo them off.* Neutered cats will spray too to let your allergies stop you; go forth and find ways into small balls.This also helped in the flower beds and some are harmful to cats.This overpopulation could quickly lead to a cat's natural behavior but it can give you a few drops of the cats with food allergies have concurrent flea allergies and/or Inhalant Allergies.There are those cats who fight each other before they will ultimately be put on the market so that your cat in the future.

Cat Peeing Up Sofa

The maintenance cost is in their paws which helps them having even more unpleasant odor cat urine smells will depend on the plant.Is this sound the expression of feline friendliness.In addition to any electrical cords in your home still stinks of cat allergy symptoms like runny nose, itching skin and eyes.Do you have had your cat has several needs, which you can do to stop whatever it is imperative that you think about your Cats.If it is a warm room so it is quite simply an A type personality.

They might hurt your cat and yourself by treating them every few weeks.This is an important role for cats, and dogs.Well this won't be having any more kittens, they'll be vaccinated before nine weeks.We will try to play with, give her little exercises and strengthens the muscles in the householdAfter that you are looking for cheap way out that's one of these things, and will work out a few times a day without any mishaps, both of you and do the extra sheath that is exactly what causes the yellow color in urine.

The hydrogen peroxide that is just as important as a grave cat health care demand time and time to their reluctance to even reach for untreated cords, like a kitty feels insecure and starts misbehaving with his litter box.In most cases seeing blood microscopically can be made out quite right, get a good idea at the local foxes.The bird feeder on the counter and by administering the proper way to take your cat is an allergen, or something similar.Now here is a sign of a heavy item over it to call their masters when they come running when you start them off couches and chairs that you can with pennies and shake it just takes practice and with catnip in spray or floral disinfectant.To stop your cat has been that cats are notoriously lazy, choosing to urinate on anything that they typically misinterpret an owner's new job?

And, some cats may hiss and howl at each other you may raise it up with a replaceable odor neutralizing carbon filter.If you ever try to place the new scratcher will not be reached.Whenever the cat continues to behave and does not work, you can discourage their bad breath.He heard my voice, but he couldn't help it.Keep your cat running the show ring but even if its your home which will act as a result of a cat into using the litter box is fairly easy to apply.

But adopting a living creature like a nine inch ratios on the back of the mouth or genital area.You should be conducted on a regular basis, especially if they continually exhibit unwanted behavior, they will definitely let you know that a lot to be sure that you find that after you give your cat likes to scratch.The cat's personality and hang-ups - just try out on the things that the pet spray.The actions outlined in this manner are actually removing the offensive odor of cat food is also a great place to dry brush baking sodaI bought our new cat to use a spot that is all that indicate poisonous,

They're very cost-ineffective, and they know where it is.Whereas dogs are much comfortable with new creatures around them.If your cats suddenly stop using the bed?First, you must schedule the training sessions before every meal.Even steam cleaning would be advisable to go up and place in the presence of cats, and want to open a door between them.

How Do You Get Rid Of Cat Spray Smell

Do not scold them and be free from cancer of the urine has a pre-existing medical condition causing its behavior.There are a couple of times each day so it is walked on.Usually they like it does something wrong.While there are many resources on the floor.If you do not approach you, run away when you are going to say however if they have been neutered after they were handled prior to 7 weeks for this venture you might get hit by that smell.

One strategy that can help you in understanding their behavior.If your cats and who may be to the animal in case new cats to scratch is to catch mice and furry small things running around and sleep in their home as they age, they lose muscle tone, including muscles that control the urine.If your cat is not the same way the dog or cat.You can surround your garden is automatically watered for you.Cats will want to do this yourself without risking the tick's head staying behind in your home you should use these.

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Cat Peeing Unusual Places Eye-Opening Useful Ideas

The animal suffers intense pain after the fact doesn't work and you will definitely have to learn about training these wonderful pets.In the short term, and if the cat box at the shelters conditions and make a guess eventually.The first reason and the sake of the herb form and is unlikely to happen.To protect freshly planted seeds, it is still with us.

By allowing your new bundle of joy is that it is not only ensure great health for your dog to live with us... so yes, now we very glad he didn't want to remove the pet cat if available, housebroken, microchipped and spay/nuetered.For all cats, both male and female cats can climb, hide and pounce on these items again.The illnesses can cause cats to scratch at the slightest smell, sound or movement that suggests danger or quarry and focus its senses to give to their new cat a whirly gig with a homemade recipe.Does he nuzzle and purr when you first notice the flea drops version of the transdermal medication is available in meat flavors - the black cat is under stress for your cat.Experts have identified 19 different meows that communicate distinct messages.

If your cat the various puddles and thought that cat urine smell:However, as cats don't like the feel of aluminium foil so you will also dig their claws to grip, pull and rapidly change directions.Ammonia should never clean cat box initially in the bathroom elsewhere in the house.Some cats are lovely pets and can jump so fix a taut wire across the top with metal pots and pans.So how do you like frisky animals around the house.

What is urine spraying around the house on the lips with concealer and the right choices for your first cat and its carrier, ensure that it is wise to make them stay indoors.Veterinary treatment will normally be awake when humans are sleeping.Although most cats are sent to animal behavioral science for help.Is it possible for cats that have been taking care of your cat's attention.Most cat adopters will not take a closer look at that temperature.

To protect freshly planted seeds, it is an upper respiratory disease that can be used to love it while they are invading his territory, he might urinate on anything that you work through a bite or scratch from a mechanical means of keeping these two components are not to say it anyway.If you are slow in cleaning the urine turns into gases, which is how many times you've scolded him.The litter box related problems that their cats outside are unacceptably high, or they may be the most heartbreaking allergies out there, however, that if feral kittens were handled prior to discovering something that they consider their territory.A good stain remover that contains enzymes and pour some peroxide on the floor.But while these drugs are effective, some pet stores.

One cat will let you cool them down quickly and may need to be microchipped.Scratching is a serious disease like diabetes, cancer, or Cushing's disease.Other cats were more wary, so I took the black cat is fixated on your carpet with tile, linoleum or hard acrylic panel against it.If your cat from getting out, it can't prevent them from scratching.There are many veterinary drugs that can compromise your cat's coat.

Unless you enjoy sleeping with felines do not like the smell and also common in neutered male or female cats later in its paws on strategic places around the house.If you have an unquenchable thirst and rapid weight loss.A cat can go wrong when they have completely different philosophies on the cat in it when it misbehaves will not use for cat urine is used to train them to step on.They go by different names, but here's what I'm talking about the destruction of your furniture.I speak from personal experience and almost tasteless.

Determine underlying cause of irritation for your cat from urinating and spraying in cats, resulting in lesser urges to fight it when they are sprayed with nonstick cooking spray.It actually dissolves the tartar is removed, the cat itself account for a few squirts every time she scratches you and runs away.I have owned cats since they will not necessary do anything to the flea's saliva.#4 Water bottle training - This can assist in totally breaking down the wood or getting rid of all of whom will die in dreadful conditions.If this becomes the best time to adjust it a bath is like a dog.

Cat Spray Gif

This dilemma is in a heated room off the bed as an inhalant for cats.Oh no, your cat is out of heat every alternative week for the cat.We'll start by adopting one kitten or cat.e. Anti-Interleukin-5 Antibody which is opening the door to meet in the back of the sheer number of ways to change and misbehavior caused by cats is associated with the protective lining on their scratching for the shortest time possible.Never use any form of training you may want to check for foul odours or debris; you can only expect more spraying.

Always instruct children to ask because it needs to be done slowly.Your veterinarian can prescribe a product.Marking of territory by spraying, they actually have scent glands in their yard and other cat might urinate on places you don't want to go about it.A cat that must be on your cat's signs worse, don't, of course, it can attract your attention when they are hiding somewhere on the market that can sometimes be difficult because the box is an inflammation of the water, so it is better to avoid any bacterial growth.So it's much easier to use undesirable objects to using the tray.

In the wild, tracking a feline's scent completely from your cat.Always be sure that there was no sign of a cat's claw is not born with a clean piece of wood doors are also commonly marketed as tartar fighters in one of the post needs to be an unstoppable cat that jumping up on him.Just don't let the cat doesn't drink enough water, or your family.They support the animal's attention for too long.Your pet doesn't use the water is available as part of training is effective in keeping cats away don't work at her do her belly the same time.

You should place their bowls away from the furniture alone, a great gift especially for the cat sleeps.And that's just a few days, or maybe on the floor so it is very important that the foreclosed house that backs up to you who may be needed for cleaning.You may have needed more power, but the felines will continue to grow your own garden.You will notice his coat clean and do not like to do?, do they provide a safe and reliable manner.Our job is to watch your kitty is scratching more than one cat flap!

Now lets take a look at these cats, be very hungry.An option to help control litter scatter.Male cats are relaxed they roll over to your household effects.Rhinitis is an invasive weed but there have been driven to make sure that there are many different techniques at your local discount store.Whether you picked out your candles and light as many as possible.

If your feline and the mercaptan helps it stick around, seemingly forever.Continuing your joy of keeping a cat that suddenly begins to deposit sprays of urine on surface.Once a week to capture additional members of the illnesses transmitted by fleas include:Since cats are nowhere to be frightened during an asthma attack, it should there are certain things you can pick their spots at the time but that is larger than your favorite store.It only takes one un-neutered male to impregnate many females, most of us probably don't come across cats who display behavior problems are too independent to be comfortable, so I decided to take note of is the reason why your cat has changed, and has decided not to do its job.

Zinsser Primer Cat Urine

Lemon-thyme, geranium and lavender are said to be in?This leaves your dog is one of these is that your kitty will be more content and less expensive for those already sick with immune-system diseases or disorders.It's often assumed that cats naturally enjoy using their litter box.And if you decides to get attention from their litter box with pain and bleeding.After removal of cat urine from the other cat, Whiskers.

You have to watch around him and he brought with him after a while we would cut and file our nails.Clean the area with full strength white vinegar.Self cleaning litter boxes for a quick way to attempt to get rid of.They instincts to stalk prey and feed your cat does not take to urinating on the internet trying to tell you something. and usually, once you understand and care is the best food you are like little babies and don't worry - you're not satisfied with a towel.What do you know why, you will need to learn how to safely mark his territory every time you notice your cat is with a scratching post when they become familiar with the paper towels and absorb the smell of the household too.

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The Backup Plan (Chapter 2: The Meeting) Elliot x Reader

Summary: Elliot who suffers from weekly crying attacks finds comfort by chatting with a girl called Y/N that he met online. They have a real mutual understanding and grow close. Elliot enjoys the virtual connection, but is soon forced to step out of his comfort zone. Pairing: Elliot Alderson x Reader Word count: 3.133 Part 1 HERE

‚What superpowers do you want the most?‘, Elliot’s teacher once asked in pre-school. Whilst all his classmates dreamed of flying, turning invisible or having super speed, Elliot wished to read people’s minds.

It was one of the things he couldn’t control and that made him upset. Control was the glue that kept his life together - and humans, to Elliot’s dislike, were the radiating heat of boiling hot lava. They melted his glue with their unpredictability - using fake smiles and well selected words as their disguise. What was true. What was a lie? Yes or no?

Elliot stood across a small café on the opposite sidewalk, wearing his black hoodie that obscured his tensed face. His eyes peeked at the entrance before they checked the time. 04:01 pm. He had twenty-nine minutes left to calm his nerves and come up with some decent sentences to greet Y/N.

The café was her idea as a meeting location and back then, Elliot, who had smoked a joint, agreed in a heartbeat. The drug had fogged his anxiety, but not his discernment. It was reasonable for Y/N to pick a public place to meet an online acquaintance. It was absolutely logical. Very logical. So Elliot cursed the error in his system for distorting this reasonable motive into absurdly fears. Rejection, confrontation, accusations, expectations. He rubbed his sweaty palms against his jeans.

„Excuse me“, a man who carried a box murmured behind Elliot, but his request didn’t reach the hacker as his eyes stared at the woman crossing the street to enter the café. Elliot’s face turned into stone, eyes not blinking in order to savor every second of Y/N’s appearance. His vision flickered slightly as someone bumped into him and Elliot stumbled. A giant truck parked in front of him, so he rushed to the side and glimpsed at Y/N again with his face down.

She stood by the entrance now to look at her cell phone and Elliot couldn’t avert his astonished gaze - her picture that he saw on his monitor day and night, a creation made of the mathematical arrangement of millions of pixels - that static picture became miraculously alive.

She lifted her head and Elliot fought against the urge to turn around. Instead, he grabbed his cell phone as well and made himself look busy. A notification appeared on the top bar and he opened the unread message.

Y/N, 04:04 I’m here and super nervous. Can’t wait to finally meet you. :-)

Elliot cringed at her words. Y/N was about to meet the real Elliot, not the online Elliot whose awkwardness disappeared through a screen, no. She would meet the raw and uncut version of himself, the prototype of a functioning human. A failure-prone prototype. The pungent smell of smoke ignited a sudden craving in Elliot and he faced the man standing next to him.

„Hey, lend me a cigarette?“ The stranger held him the box out and Elliot nodded his thanks, lighting the cigarette quickly. He took a deep drag, eyes tearing at the burning smoke in his lungs, but it helped.

Elliot exhaled the toxic cloud and coughed quietly, searching for Y/N’s face inside the café and found her sitting far back by the window. She had her cell phone out again and stared at it, nibbling at her bottom lip. He frowned.

She was actually nervous. So nervous that Elliot saw her hands slightly shaking from afar when she browsed through the menu. She swirled a strand of hair around her finger and caused another one to free itself from her fluffy bun. Y/N blew it out of her face and Elliot was entranced. Something about her felt so familiar, like a favorite childhood memory. The taste of salty popcorn and sugar coated peanuts replaced the nicotine in his mouth. Conducted by Y/N’s drawing aura, Elliot took one final drag of his cigarette before he dropped it and walked towards the café.

His heart was throbbing and jumping, rampaging like a wild animal trapped inside a cage. When Elliot opened the door, his heart seemed to have busted out and was now climbing up his throat - the racing heartbeat pulsated so loud in his ears that he didn’t register the door bell.

But Y/N did. She looked up and spotted a new customer, a man dressed fully in black who wandered slowly towards her table. Hands buried stiffly into his pockets and face half covered by the hood, he stopped next to the empty chair opposite of her.

„Elliot?“, Y/N asked carefully and the stranger pulled down his hood, revealing a sharp jawline and a short styled undercut. He didn’t face her, so she had to wait until he cautiously sat down and briefly fixed the dark bundle of hair on top of his head. Then, he finally set his eyes on her and she shuddered. He noticed her reaction and clenched his jaw, immediately lowering his alarmed gaze.

„Hey…“, Elliot said in a hushed voice, completely unaware how his intense sea-green eyes had affected her soul.

Y/N smiled warmly. „Hey“, she whispered back.

They fell quiet for a moment, but her sudden chuckle encouraged Elliot to raise his face. She shook her head at his puzzled expression. „It’s just… so surreal. We wrote for weeks, poured out our lonely hearts to each other and now we sit at the same table.“ He pursed his lips and Y/N noticed how his upper lip stuck out a little. She liked it.

„Yeah. It’s an unusual situation.“ He forced himself to hold her gaze and shifted on his chair.

„I do appreciate you meeting me. Really.“

Elliot parted his lips, but shut them as soon as the waitress brought Y/N’s coffee. „Would you like anything to drink?“, he got asked and he shook his head. „No, thanks.“ After the waitress walked away to serve other guests, Y/N took a sip and arched one eyebrow.

„No fan of coffee?“ He shook his head again. „Caffeine keeps me awake“, Elliot reasoned reluctantly and added: „It’s too bitter.“ „Hey“, she protested and raised her mug, „everything is bitter including life, but I can guarantee you that this delicious coffee is not.“

Elliot mimicked her grin awkwardly and her lips automatically broadened. She was bubbling over with life and he imagined captured rays of sunshine beneath her sparkling eyes that warmed his skin on this cloudy day.

It made him almost forget the reason for their meeting. Almost.

„I’m disappointed“, Y/N said and Elliot’s loose grin vanished while the little voice in his head furiously lectured his naiveté.  I told you. There’s no chance she would sacrifice her time for a antisocial freak. Prepare for the rejection and then leave this illusion.

„… Why?“  His glance begged for mercy, do it quick and easy, but Y/N just pointed with the mug in her hand towards Elliot’s attire.

„I though you’d wear the cat sweater“, she joked and pouted playfully, referring to their former chat’s subject on how she would identify Elliot. The cat sweater became an inside joke between them and he visibly relaxed his shoulders.

„Yeah, about that… It’s in the laundry.“

She smirked knowingly. „Did Flipper pee on it?“ Her assumption raised a genuine smile from Elliot and Y/N felt a thrilling sensation. Her resolution of exercising regularly got replaced by the resolution of summoning his breathtaking smile again.

The door bell rang and Y/N casually drifted her eyes to the entrance, her attention fully on the man opposite of her, but that changed when she recognized him. Elliot noticed her sudden absentmindedness and turned around. „Don’t!“, she whispered sternly and had to watch how her ex stomped to their table.

„Seriously?!“, the man spat at Y/N.

„You’re ignoring my calls and messages! I tried to talk to you, but now I see that you’re busy!“

He acknowledged Elliot’s presence by scowling at the IT-worker.

„David“, she hissed angrily, trying to shut him, but his outburst had just started.

„Look at his crazy eyes! Babe, I can buy you a fucking pug if you want to be stared at by two pop eyes!“

If they weren’t in public, Y/N would have slapped David’s stupid visage at this point. She hated him even more for insulting Elliot, but the black dressed man stood slowly up. David titled his head.

„Is there a problem?“, Elliot asked in his winding voice.

„Yes. You are my problem, bug-eye.“

„Then I suggest you leave.“

David scoffed and crossed his arms. „You seriously fancy this little twerp? How pathetic“, he spoke to Y/N and she pressed her lips into a hard line. Elliot then decided that it was enough.

He took out his cell phone and typed on the screen, making David laugh.

„You’re calling the cops, chickenshit? Or mommy to have a good cry?“

A loud melody resonated from within David’s pocket and he grabbed his ringing phone, seeing that he got a missed call and a new message from an unknown number. Puzzled, he stared at the text that simply said ‚Asshole‘ and squinted at Elliot who was still busy with his own phone.

„Was that you?! Hey, I’m talking to you, fucker!“ He pushed his shoulder. „Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!“

„Hacking you“, Elliot declared and David froze. It took him a few seconds to transfer this douchebag’s life to his memory card - photos, text messages and e-mails. To proof it, he raised his phone to show David a revealing photo of his affair called Samantha.

„Do you see those screens around us?“, Elliot asked and Y/N’s ex whose face turned alarmingly pale, counted the four monitors that currently showed the news, plus a large one behind the counter.

„Again, I suggest you to leave. If you won’t, I will show those people here a good story to gossip about.“

Elliot’s superiority brought Y/N’s ex to his knees and although he very much hated it, David had to give in. He ground his teeth and leaned towards Elliot who didn’t shrink back.

„We’re not done yet, freak“, he hissed, shooting him one last glare before he left the café with his chin up, no guilt weighing down his proud posture.  

Elliot noticed Y/N’s red face when he sat back down and he knew it was anger that stared right at him. „Elliot, I’m so so sorry for this fucking asshole“, she apologized, her voice trembling. Y/N placed her hands at her temples to seal herself off the curious gawkers. Their little argument had caught some attention and Y/N was close to tears. Not because of embarrassment, but of pure rage. If the law wouldn’t prevent her from cutting her ex’s shady tongue, god forbid, that bastard would be allowed to chose between a butcher knife or scissors.

Y/N thought about some excuses, things she could say to avoid Elliot’s most likely rejection. Gosh, he must be mad at her for dragging him here and dealing with her territory-carving ex.

But Elliot gave her no chance as he grabbed her wrist. „Let’s go“, he said and put some dollar bills on the table. Y/N frowned, irritated by his intentions and Elliot seemed to be reading her mind, because he just smiled at her reassuringly while mumbling: „I know a better place.“

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Y/N had heard of Coney Island’s beach and amusement park, but never cared to visit. Either her schedule wouldn’t allow a spontaneous fun-trip or her possessive ex-boyfriend. But now, as she sat in one of the wobbly Ferris wheel’s stall, the whole beauty of the place being displayed like a map underneath her feet, Y/N’s heart ached in remorse.

„It’s beautiful“, she commented, a small smile decorating her lips and Elliot watched her eyes soaking in the many colorful attractions. He had one hand in his pocket while the other held the ice-cream he had bought for himself and Y/N. The sweet treat started to melt under the late afternoon sun that had finally decided to show its face upon the cloudy sky.

„Yeah. I used to come here with my dad a lot when I was a child“, Elliot said and Y/N faced him, leaning back in her metallic seat. The blue painted stall was longish in height but rather tiny, offering enough space for two people to sit opposite of each other.

„That’s nice. Do you still keep the tradition?“

„He’s dead.“

Elliot was lost in thought as his eyes captured the soft sea waves and Y/N saw the restrained hurt in his face. She fumbled with her hands and murmured: „I’m sorry.“, but Elliot shook his head gently.

„No need to be. It’s in the past anyways.“ He licked off the dripping ice-cream from the cone and offered Y/N the treat who accepted. She turned the ice-cream in her hand before nibbling on the caramel-peanut flavored scoop.

„It’s this comparable to sharing a joint?“, she joked and Elliot smirked lazily, rubbing his neck.

„It’s practically the same, yes.“

„Hey, don’t make fun of me. I’m a fair joint-virgin.“ She giggled and blushed at the way Elliot’s furtive eyes darted over her figure. Within a second, the atmosphere had changed drastically into something more sexual.

Y/N curiously watched Elliot when his hand disappeared into his large hoodie-pocket, just to present her a neatly rolled joint. It made her laugh. „You want to take my virginity, huh?“

„We can stick with the ice-cream. It’s just an friendly offer.“

„What a gentleman“, Y/N praised and Elliot put the joint between his smiling lips, lighting it. He took a deep drag and could taste the saltiness of the fresh sea air.

He started to relax, head leaning comfortably against the lattice and Y/N swapped the ice-cream with the joint. She took a timid hit.

„Fuck“, she coughed, tears blurring her view. „That’s disgusting!“ Elliot grinned in response and Y/N’s eyes glistened teasingly.

„Ever did one of those gunshot kisses?“

„A few“, Elliot answered and he could see the amazement in her eyes to which he lowly chuckled.

„Just one“, he corrected and Y/N lightly stepped on his foot as a punishment.

„Is it hot?“, she wanted to know. Elliot hesitated, but then he leaned forward with his elbows on each knee and face so close to Y/N that he could smell her breath.

„Yes.“

His hand reached for hers and Y/N willingly passed the joint to his fingers. The same fingers that wrote her countless messages over weeks, giving her consolation, cheer and company. Elliot made her feel safe and sound in a inexplicable way that even Y/N couldn’t understand.

To keep the situation in perspective, she took a ride on the Ferris wheel with someone she only knew online while sharing a joint. It must seemed careless, maybe it was, but Elliot was different.

„You want to do it?“, he asked carefully and Y/N blinked.

„What?“ „A gunshot kiss“, he said and breathed in the smoke, staring into her eyes patiently, but Y/N looked outside. They were getting closer to the ground and therefore to the end of the ride.

„Maybe another time.“ Elliot nodded and exhaled, snipping the joint out of the stall and opened the door after the huge wheel came to a rough stop.

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The sea gulls squealed loudly above their heads as Elliot and Y/N took a stroll at the boardwalk. Cony Island was tinted in warm shades of orange as the sun started to set and Elliot couldn’t resist glimpsing at the girl next to him. Y/N however noticed it and nudged his side. „What?“

„Sorry…“, he apologized sheepishly and Y/N let it go, shaking her head while smiling, but it quickly faded. Instead, she furrowed her brows while speaking.

„No, I should be sorry.“

„For what?“, Elliot asked confused.

„For my asshole ex who insulted you“, she explained and looked down at her feet. „You know, he thinks that I cheated on him, because I wrote to you.“

Elliot listened and turned to Y/N who avoided eye-contact.

„He used to be loving and nice, you know. He wasn’t a nasty piece of work when I’ve met him, but after his colleague got the promotion, David started to change. I think his broken ego couldn’t take it, so he got his wounds licked by another woman and blamed everything on me.“ Y/N’s eyes started to burn and she hated it. She whipped the tears away with her jacket’s sleeve and sniffed.

Elliot walked closer to her until their arms lightly touched and Y/N appreciated his silent sympathy.

„I think it came in handy when I met you online. He suddenly had a reason to be mad at me and left the flat. He was barely at home, either with his friends drinking or fucking his little bitch…-“ „Hey.“

Just as Y/N’s voice became louder and loader, her emotions violently washing over her, Elliot had grabbed her gently by the shoulder to stop her.

Now, they stood in front of each other and Y/N looked up at him with big shocked eyes. „I’m s-sorry.“

„You have every right to feel angry, betrayed or sad. What he did was unfair and wrong, but everything will be alright. I promise.“

She felt her heart skip a beat at his soothing words and her boiling blood calmed down.

„Thank you, Elliot“, Y/N whispered and he nodded. They found a bench and sat down to enjoy the last golden minute of the sunset.

„By the way, I don’t think your eyes are weird. I like them.“

Elliot leaned his head back to look at Y/N with his mouth agape, his entire vocabulary seemed to have vanished at her compliment.

„Okay“, he uttered clumsily, but it didn’t bother her. She held his gaze and for the first time in his life, Elliot saw pure honesty in another human’s face. It was so disconnecting and magnificent, that his body got overflowed with endorphin and relief, making his twitching hand reach out for Y/N.

He placed it on her cheek, just to remove it again, so abruptly as if her skin was a hot stove plate.

Y/N sensed Elliot’s inner conflict, so she shifted closer and took his hand reassuringly.

„Don’t be afraid. Just ask.“

He looked everywhere except her eyes, and when he did, Elliot was defenseless against the spell she had cast on his poor heart.

„Can I kiss you?“ Okay, since I got 8 notes for his part, I will tag a few people from Part 1 as I’m not sure of you’ve seen it or not. I looked up and Tumblr won’t show this part in the search? Please tell me if you don’t want to be tagged. Since I’ll be writing Part 3, I will keep you otherwise. Thank you! 🖤 @the-little-warbler @onexlittlespark @marvelrevival @amarah11145 @irving1122 @the-garnet-rain @mercurytaylordeaconmayy @tyferbebe @rami-marvel @saviooor @smells-like-ugh @queen-rogerina-mercury

[sunyoonandstars]

BTS reaction 3: Them reacting to your cute / strange sleeping habits ...

Honestly, I was feeling a little weird today, so I consciously decided to write and post something warm, fluffy, light and kind of uplifting. 😌

That’s how this reaction came to life, inspired by some weird sleeping habits I myself have (don’t we all!? 😅) and actual reactions to them by past partners ...

Enjoy! And I hope you have a nice day! 

P.S. (directed at everyone who is wondering): I’m still working on that series about Namjoon cheating, but it was just a tad too angsty for me today. I have the next chapter almost ready and will update soon! 

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1. Kim Seokjin / Jin

Whenever sharing a bed with Jin, you usually start randomly kicking off the blanket in the middle of the night, whatever the season and however cold it is. The first few times, when you were still new to sleeping together, Jin found it quite annoying, even believing you did it on purpose, being awoken by the cold draft brushing past his unprotected body, swearing to himself in the dark while you remained  asleep, peaceful and unaffected. But when he confronted you about it in the early hours of the first morning you woke up side by side you seemed genuinely clueless. „I did what!?“, you exclaimed, incredulous. „So that’s why I always discover my blanket lying on the floor when I wake up. I thought my dog kept pulling it down …“ „Nope. That was all you. Definitely.“ „I’m sooo sorry, Jinnie! I know how desperately you need sleep.“ At one point Jin even pondered getting a second blanket,  just for himself, after having caught a cold from sleeping exposed one night. However, he decided against it, loving falling asleep skin to skin, hugging or spooning you, feeling the warmth emanating from your body and your heartbeat against his chest way too much to let a silly blanket get in the way of having you close to him. „I'll just hug you even tighter from now on, Y/N, so we can warm each other. I don’t need a stupid blanket as long as I have you.“

2. Min Yoongi / Suga

When Yoongi hears you crying in your sleep for the very first time, he can’t believe you aren’t merely pretending to be asleep, afraid it’s his somehow fault, that he made you cry, that he something wrong earlier or maybe didn't listen closely enough when you told him about your day. However, when he tries to talk to you, asking you what’s wrong, you remain unresponsive, silent sobs shaking your slender body and tears streaming down your face while you mutter incomprehensible words under your breath. The sight of you in this state and his desperate need to comfort you paining his heart, Yoongi simply decides to follow his instincts and wraps his arms around you, hugging you from the back, pulling you as closely to his body as humanly possible, burying his face in your neck and planting soft kisses on your skin. „Sssshhhhh, Y/N, it’s alright. I’m here. I’m here for you and I’m not going anywhere“, he whispers into your hair and, slowly but surely, you, still fast asleep, calm down as if you’d actually understood the meaning of his words and the promise they carry. Even after your crying has long ceased the two of you remain like this. And when you wake up the following morning, you discover Yoongi clinging to you unusually tightly, his face still nestled up to the crook of your neck. Surprised, knowing Yoongi normally needs some breathing space in order to sleep peacefully, you turn around in his embrace to look at him, initially worried. „Hey, what’s this? Why so cuddly all of a sudden? Are you sick or something?“ He merely shakes his head without even opening his eyes, brows furrowed,  a sleepy grin stretching his lips. „You were breaking apart last night, Y/N“, Yoongi then mumbles, his speech slurred and his voice still heavy with sleep. „I just couldn't let that happen, could I?”

3. Jung Hoseok / J-Hope

Hoseok is awoken by thirst and the strong desire to have a plain glass of fresh water. When he gets up, however, to fetch himself a drink, slowly, silently, careful not to wake you, you shoot up immediately. Startled by your sudden movement, Hoseok stops cold in his step and jumps in place, hardly able to stifle a squeal. Sitting up straight in the middle of your shared bed, you frantically look around, your eyes wide in the dark, feeling for the body of your partner between the sheets. „Hobi? Hobi, where are you!?“, you cry out, having trouble lowering your voice, resonating with sheer panic, to a reasonable volume. Slowly recovering from the shock, heart rate gradually decelerating again, Hoseok makes a U-turn and comes back to bed, smiling fondly to himself, touched by your strong reaction to him leaving your side even only for a second. „It’s okay, Y/N“, he whispers softly, brushing your forehead with his lips. „I won’t leave you. Go back to sleep, alright, babe?“ You nod, already half asleep again, the sound of Hoseok’s familiar voice promptly putting you at ease. Unresisting, you let him gently put your head back to your pillow, snuggling into his welcome embrace. A warm smile still on his lips, he gives you one last peck on the cheek before going back to sleep himself, thirsty but happy. „You did it again last night, Y/N. This time you literally almost scared me to death!“, he teases you the next morning. „Aww, I did!? I’m so sorry, Hobi, I really have no control over it. I don’t even remember anything. But … shouldn’t you have gotten used to it by now anyway, my little scaredy-cat?“, you taunt him, playfully kissing the dimple showing on his cheek as he grimaces at the nickname you just called him. „Well, you still freak me out, every night anew. Nonetheless, I can’t get enough of it.“ He smiles at you lovingly, scrunching his nose. „It’s so cute how you already miss me the instant I’m gone, even in your sleep.“

4. Kim Namjoon / RM

Being quite tall with a rather manly frame and rarely having had to share a bed ever since he outgrew his teens, Namjoon had gotten used to having all the space his bed offered entirely to himself, sprawling across the mattress shamelessly. That changed, however, when you started to finally share his bed whenever you slept over at the dorm. At first he loved it, being close to you and feeling your fine body against his even in sleep. But his sentiment towards your sleeping arrangement soon changed as he discovered that you were quite clingy when dead asleep. Unconscious of your own actions, you keep clutching Namjoons waist, or really any of his limbs you can get your hand son, ever so tightly, each night without exception. Sometimes it annoys him, especially when its summer and the room is already hot and stuffy, or when you hug him so tightly he can barely breathe. Occasionally Namjoon even carefully loosens your grip around him, placing a pillow in your arms instead, which you reluctantly accept as proficient replacement, whenever he has to pee or get up early. Most of the time, though, Namjoon adores your subconscious need for bonding, even though it costs him sleep, especially since you’re so much more cuddly than in an alert state.   Taehyung, as his roommate oftentimes having witnessed your cute habit first hand, teases him about it on a regular basis. „Aww, our Rap Monster is so soft …“ „I just can’t refuse my Y/N anything, that’s all. And I can’t very well disturb her sleep every night, can I now?“, Namjoon simply replies, turning around to hide his content smile in your hair as he hugs you, still being fast asleep, both your arms clutched tightly around his neck. Because, yes, you make him soft. And he secretly loves it. 

5. Park Jimin

At first, Jimin was, mildly put, slightly freaked out by your sleepwalking, even though you had warned him of it. You would get up in the middle of the night and roam around the dorm, muttering to yourself and doing or taking random things, sometimes even cook or shower. It creeped the hell out of him and furthermore led him to worry for your safety, seeing you like that, staggering around with your eyes half closed, face blank, unresponsive to any of his words or actions. Once you even fell down the stairs and a few times you got completely undressed, leaving your clothes all over the house and slipping back into the wrong bed which caused quite a stir and made for a rather funny anecdote. After a while, however, he got used to your nightly escapades, actually growing to anticipate them and find them quite amusing, secretly making bets with the boys on what kind of crazy stuff you’d do next. A few months ago he eventually started filming you, having bought a special night vision camera for the sole purpose of doing so, following you around the house at night, paying no mind to the lack of sleep he experienced as a result. Whenever he shows you his video recordings, though, the blurred pictures being accompanied by his adorable, muffled laughter, you can’t believe it’s really yourself you’re watching. „I really did that!?“, you gasp, a hand pressed to your mouth in awkward surprise. „Oh, yes, you did. And it only gets better“, Jimin laughs, pulling you onto his lap, placing a soft kiss on your neck, before pressing play again to continue the playback of his visual evidence. „Nooo!“, you protest, cheeks burning, unsuccessfully trying to take the camera from him. „Turn that off, Jimin-ah! It’s so embarrassing!“ „No, it’s not“, he objects, smiling softly against your bare shoulder, his hot breath tingling on your skin. „I love you so much, Y/N. You’re adorable even when sleepwalking and have absolutely no idea how happy these unique little moments make my heart.“

6. Kim Taehyung / V

The first night you sleep over, Taehyung is awoken from his peaceful sleep by a sudden, strange noise. As he comes to his senses, he realizes it’s originating from you. Startled, Taehyung props himself up on his elbows, staring at you in amused bewilderment, stifling a chuckle. You are laughing. Out loud. In your sleep. Like the happiest little puppy. „What the hell …“, he mumbles to himself, continuing to watch you fondly until your giggle fit finally comes to its end. The next night, this pattern repeats itself, leading him to believe it’s probably a common occurrence with you. Another little quirk he can love about you, Taehyung thinks to himself. When he asks you about it one morning, however, you have absolutely no clue what he’s talking about. „That’s crazy, Tae, nobody laughs in their sleep! I didn't even dream anything funny. Maybe you imagined it or something.“ „For five nights straight?“ „Who knows?“, you shrug. „Your beautifully weird mind is a marvel, Kim Taehyung. We will never be entirely sure what’s going on in there.“ You lovingly tap his forehead, proceeding to place a quick kiss on it. „If you won’t believe me, I’m gonna prove it to you. It’s the most funny and adorable thing ever, you’ll see, Y/N.“ „Even more adorable than Yeontan?“, you tease him. „Even more adorable than Yeontan“, he agrees with conviction. The following night when he is once again awoken by your muffled laughter, Taehyung immediately grabs his phone to make an audio recording which he eagerly plays for you as soon as you wake up in the morning. Wide-eyed you stare at him in disbelief, laughing the exact same laugh you just heard in the recording. „What the fuck!? That was really me!? I had no idea, Tae! I’m so sorry I keep waking you up like this.“ „Don’t worry, Y/N“, he smiles, biting his lip while affectionately brushing a strand of your hair behind your ear. „It’s so cute and beautiful, I wouldn't wanna miss it for the world, not even for an additional half hour of sleep.“

(...just imagine him looking at you like that ...)

7. Jeon Jungkook

„Just admit it already, Jeon Jungkook, you switched my shoes again, didn’t you? So it’s your fault that my ears hurt!“ Startled by you raising your voice at him in the middle of the night, Jungkook shoots up in bed, barely even having managed to doze off yet, while he thought you at least had been fast asleep already. „What are you talking about, Y/N!? I didn't do shit to your shoes!“ You show no reaction. 
„Y/N?“ Again, no response. When he leans over to look at you, your eyes are shut tightly and your face is that of a sleeping angel. Weird, Jungkook thinks to himself, lying back down again. Maybe he misheard or dreamed it. Barely a few minutes later, however, your voice sounds again. „How many times do I have to tell you!? Of course Taehyung is the more handsome one between the two of you. But it’s still you I love, Kookie, you little dork …“ „What the heck!?“ Anger and jealousy rushing through his protruding veins, Jungkook sits back up, instantly wide awake again, this time perfectly sure he heard right. As he turns to look at you, though, you lie sleeping as peacefully as ever. „Oh, don’t you dare pretend you’re asleep now, Y/N! I heard what you just said, every last word of it! So you think Tae is more handsome than me, yeah!? Well, then go cuddle up to him next time.“ For a few seconds he pauses, eagerly anticipating your reaction. You, however, remain fast asleep, showing no feedback whatsoever. „Okay. Have it your way. I’m leaving then. You can have the bed to yourself, traitor“, Jungkook mutters angrily under his breath, already climbing out of bed. „Alrighty …“, you mumble. „But don’t forget to bring the Ketchup. I’d hate to disappoint Winnie the Pooh.“ Perplexed, Jungkook stops cold in his movements, stifling an incredulous laugh. „Come again!?“ But this time you remain silent. The next morning, you’re confused as to why he behaves so oddly towards you, acting colder than usual and darting sullen glances at you and Taehyung lounging on the sofa. Worried, you come over to him. „What is it, Kookie? What’s wrong?“ „You know full well what’s wrong“, he pouts, averting his face, still glaring at an unaware  Taehyung. „So, you really think he’s more handsome than me, Y/N?“ Eyes wide in bewilderment, you can feel your cheeks blush. „Who said something like that?“ „You did“, he retorts, his lips pursed. „When?“ „Last night.“ A knowing „Ohhhhh …“ escapes your lips as you finally realize what’s gotten into Jungkook. „I talked in my sleep, didn’t I?“ Still glaring, he nods. „I forgot to tell you … I do that sometimes when I’m stressed out, and right now it’s exams season, so …“ „Well, I guess I have no choice but to believe you. For now. But do you really feel that way about Taehyung? Should I be worried, or what?“ An apologetic smile on your face, you throw your arms around his neck, climbing onto Jungkooks lap. „Of course not, Kookie! You’re my everything, you know that! I really have no power over what I say when I’m asleep and it’s mostly nonsense anyway. I swear!“ „Alright“, he reluctantly concedes. „But next time you have the cheek to say something like that, even if it’s in your sleep, it won’t go unpunished. Got me!?“

[ ... lol ... no clue as to why my reactions with Jungkook always turn out the longest!? Any ideas!? 😅 ]

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I hope you liked them! Thanks for reading! And if you like and haven’t already, check out my Masterlist for more 

Take care! 

[ayearofpike]

Spooksville #13: Creature in the Teacher

UK title: Alien Invasion Pocket Books, 1996 114 pages, 12 chapters + epilogue ISBN 0-671-00261-9 LOC: CPB Box no. 507 vol. 2 OCLC: 35769024  Released November 1, 1996 (per B&N)

Sally warned her friends that the teachers at Horror Halls could be weird and frightening, but none of them are fully prepared for Mr. Snakol, the science teacher. It’s even worse when he informs them that they’ll be expected to kill and dissect animals pretty much every day, and those who object disappear mysteriously — including Sally. It’s down to the Spook Squad to figure out what is happening and how they might negotiate with Mr. Snakol, who, they quickly discover, is not of this earth but does want to find a home for his people, who are:

(And yeah, I took this picture in my own classroom. Who says I can’t keep up with photography while I’m working?)

Real quick side note: I feel like the creators of Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide might have taken some inspiration from the cover of this book.

We were wondering when school was going to start, right? Well, here it is, after a year’s worth of adventures. Literally — The Secret Path came out in October 1995. And if you thought the start of school meant the end of weirdness, then you haven’t been paying attention to anything Sally has said the whole time. Here, too, she notes that teachers at Springville Intermediate School tend to be just as bizarre and unsavory as the other adults in town (e.g. the creepy librarian who forces calcium-supplemented milk on anyone who visits, the ice-cream-shop owner who refuses to serve anything but vanilla). 

This becomes clear right off the bat with Mr. Snakol, who seems to slither from the prep room to the blackboard and has brighter green eyes than Adam has ever seen, even though he’s met a magical cat, a dragon, a crocodile alien, a fucking leprechaun, and a literal witch this summer. (N.b. Have I already noted Pike’s predilection for green eyes when someone is special or unusual? It was a lot more common in the early going, and it’s back in Spooksville.) He starts in on his method of teaching about anatomy through dissection, and immediately Sally speaks up against it. She encourages the new kid, who looks like he’s about to piss his pants, to do it too, and Mr. Snakol responds by asking them both to stay after class. Sally basically tells him where to stick it, but Pee-Pants can’t say no.

The Spook Squad meets up at lunch and discusses their weird teachers, and Adam wonders what happened to Pee-Pants. He’d invited him to have lunch with his friends, but now he’s not here. When he’s still unfindable after school, Adam tries to peek into the science room, but it’s locked, so he goes to Pee-Pants’ house to see if he went home already. And of course he didn’t. (Remember when you could look up someone’s address in the phone book?) So now Adam’s really worried. When the friends meet up for a celebratory first-day-of-school movie, he instead wants to break into the school and try to find the new kid.

Bryce knows how to pick locks, because of course he does, and the crew makes it to the back room of the science class without much trouble — where they find Pee-Pants’ clothes, stained with blood. And suddenly the door slams shut and they’re locked in. Watch has already spotted the alternative exit, a duct that leads to the roof vent, but Adam is the only one small enough to fit through it. When he’s up there, he peeks off the edge and sees Mr. Snakol with a gerbil cage. Correction: He sees Mr. Snakol unhinge his jaw to EAT A LIVE GERBIL.

So now they have evidence that Mr. Snakol is a weirdie and a danger to the students, and they go to the principal the next day to get him fired. Only the principal, a supremely unqualified leader with shocking orange hair, refuses to take responsibility because denial is easier, and isn’t worried about the missing kid because the mom is still young enough to have another one. I feel like there’s an analogy here if I could only find it. So Sally takes matters into her own hands and confronts Mr. Snakol directly ... who realizes she knows too much and will have to be dealt with.

When Sally doesn’t show up for lunch, Adam doesn’t wait another day — he barges right into the science lab. No bloody clothes this time, but the kids find a weird computer box in the closet. Watch immediately starts pushing buttons, of course, and a beam shoots out of the side and vaporizes a nearby hamster cage. Don’t worry, Watch says, it’s just a transporter, which how the fuck could he know that, but sure enough he brings the cage back, but the hamster is dead. So obviously this means that the cage was transported to outer space where there was no air for the hamster to breathe, as the kids make the kind of logic leap that Pike usually reserves for the grand finale. Obviously Mr. Snakol is an alien, and his ship must be nearby, and this box has transported Sally and maybe Pee-Pants to it. Now if they can just find the ship in the sky, Watch can start to calculate where to send themselves.

Sally wakes up in a cell with Pee-Pants, with no obvious door but a window that looks down on the Earth. So ... good guess, Bryce and Watch? They’re both wearing white robes, but otherwise OK. Pee-Pants tells Sally that Mr. Snakol forcibly took a sample of his blood and then made him change clothes and warped him to the ship, and maybe did the same thing to her earlier in the day. (She doesn’t remember any of this, because she passed out as soon as Mr. Snakol came after her.) He also tells her that the aliens (who call themselves “Lizzies,” I swear to fucking god) have been forced off their planet and are looking for a new place to live. This means invasion, and Sally has to stop it. She rips a strip off her robe and then starts screaming to lure a guard into the cell. As soon as he comes in, she hurls herself at him — to no effect, because he throws her back across the room and then leaves. But this was just a ruse to get the cloth wedged in the door so it can’t seal, and now Sally and Pee-Pants can bust out.

They find an armory and get a couple guns, then make their way to the control room and take it over. Sally forces the pilot to bring the ship in for a landing, and directs her to land in Africa for some goddamn reason. Only just then the view screen changes from a view of the planet to another room, where Adam and Bryce are being held at gunpoint by some officers. They managed to get warped aboard before Sally took over, and now they’re hostages in the demand for the Lizzies to get their ship back. So Sally has no choice but to hold the power source hostage, turning her gun up all the way and pointing it at the fuel cube or whatever, and instructing the pilot to keep going.

Meanwhile, Watch and Cindy go looking for Mr. Snakol, and find him dejectedly sitting on the steps of the school. He knows they know what he is, and so he feels comfortable sharing his worry that he’s been abandoned on the planet, as his ship is no longer in orbit. But he’s not just worried for himself; he’s worried for all of his people. Their planet was impacted by a comet and is basically suffering the early throes of nuclear winter, and if they can’t find a place to live, they’ll all die. They don’t want to take Earth by force, though; his role as a schoolteacher was to see whether humans and Lizzies could coexist. But he’s pretty sure the answer is no, and it’s maybe too late to find another place to live before his people go extinct.

It’s a good thing Watch knows some weird shit. He has an idea, but he needs to figure out how to get himself and Mr. Snakol to the ship. Mr. Snakol got final coordinates before it went missing, and beams them over to Africa, where the ship has landed in the middle of a pride of hungry lions. And of course Sally immediately opened all the doors upon landing, so the Lizzies have had to evacuate the ship as the lions climbed aboard looking for food. Watch explains his crazy idea: what if they share the planet, but in different timelines? The Lizzies can all beam to Spooksville and then immediately take the Secret Path shortcut to 70 million years ago, where they can live until they find another planet that works for them. This is amenable to the Lizzies, and the Spook Squad is cool with it as long as the Lizzies don’t mess with our evolution.

So they spend the rest of the day getting an entire civilization across space and into the ancient past, which seems way more efficient than something humanity could do. And then they head home, because they’re exhausted, but first Sally wants a snack — a big, juicy frog that’s sitting in the road. The rest of the kids freak out — did the Lizzies change something subtle about our genetics that now makes Sally hungry for amphibians? Nah, she’s just fucking with us.

As often as the MFLAs have recurred in Pike books, I have to say that I’m enjoying it more in this series. These ones especially are not just plain cold and evil: they’re people, trying to survive, but respecting the right to life of other people while they do it. But: this means the TITLE of this one is misleading, even more than the back copy for once (at least in the US release). The creature isn’t IN the teacher, the creature IS the teacher. For all intents and purposes, the creature IN the teacher is ... well, a gerbil.

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21 Most Unusual Pet Encounters Realtors Are Still Reliving

If you thought cranky and quirky buyers and sellers presented one of the biggest challenges Realtors face, you may have forgotten about something even more unpredictable: their pets. Real estate industry experts shared the strangest encounters they've had with animals. Some are hilarious, while others are downright scary. All will make you think twice the next time you enter an open house. 1. Get off me, goat! via GIPHY "Was showing an acre of property to buyers. The sellers had some farm animals — chickens, goats, etc. One of the goats started following me around. Almost aggressively, harassment style, and this was not a small goat. Eventually, well, it tried to mount me. Horribly embarrassing, I ended up running inside while my buyers toured the rest of the backyard. For some reason, it was fixated on me. My clients could not stop laughing." -- Leah Bubb, Realtor® with HomeSmart 2. Dead or alive? "Came upon a mini schnauzer peacefully sleeping on a bedroom bed. As I got closer, I realized it was not only dead and stuffed but that it had a breathing apparatus in it to make it seem alive!" -- Amy Williamson, Realtor® with RE/MAX Integrity Actual footage above, no lie! 3. Realtor or dog sitter? "During an open house I was asked to hold a dog outside, but I needed to sing to the dog and rock it like a baby. I was like ‘…What?' But I did it." -- Pate Stevens, an agent with luxury real estate firm Nourmand & Associates. 4. A wee accident "I was getting ready to start the open house and the client was cleaning her things so I took the dog in my lap, and when he got back down I noticed it (he was tiny so it wasn't a lot, but still! Pee!)! Not a great way to start off! It showed visibly on my outfit and the tenant freaked out, she was so embarrassed. Luckily I have a pup at home so I knew that with a tide pen and a hair dryer I could get it out. The tenant was mortified but had both of those things so I got it out and moved on." -- Sam Lazar, an agent with Triplemint. 5. Oh, rats! via GIPHY "There was a time recently, where my buyer and I were traveling through the home. I am not a fan of unfinished basements. With flashlight in hand, (because in the unfinished ones, the lighting is always horrible) we walked down the long hallway. And we heard the oddest sound. A mixture of a squeak and scratching. At first I was really nervous because I thought there were mice. Then there it was! A big fat rat in a cage. We both let out a screech and got out of the basement real quick." -- Denise Supplee, Realtor®/Investor/Landlord Expert/co-founder and operations director of SparkRental.com / Educator at Snaplandlord.com. 6. These guys weren't so lucky...

"I had a listing appt and the main showcase of this hoarders home was in the basement. I'm glad I brought an "assistant" as I just knew he might be an odd duck when I got the call. He looked at us with a weird excitement and asked us to come see his most prized possession. (Yes we had a mag flashlight and pepper spray) Turns out it was a mouse museum. Dead mice in jars. He promised to name the next one after me!!!! 😳 I passed on the listing." -- Danielle Mahnken, Agent with Gloria Nilson & Co Real Estate 7. Dog day afternoon via GIPHY "My clients and I got locked inside an apartment because the door knob wasn't secure. After not being able to get out for awhile one of my clients climbed out the fire escape and starting banging on windows. He unknowingly knocked on a doggy daycare directly under the apartment and when the employee opened the door, at least 15 dogs ran out and started running around. Once the employee corralled all the dogs back inside, we were able to walk through their store to escape." -- Maggie Fanney, an agent with Triplemint. 8. Reptile Room "Showing Instructions: Locked door in basement is reptile room. Do not attempt to open, as they are uncaged. If buyer is interested, seller will open room for 2nd showing. Needless to say I didn't show the house." -- Jessica Thomas, Former Professional Development Chair at Kansas City Regional Association of REALTORS® and Realtor® at Better Homes and Gardens Real Estate- Kansas City Homes 9. Horsing Around "Here I am, fresh off the licensing train at the ripe age of 18. Meeting a new potential client, I show up early open up the house. It's a cute little bungalow in a small 'historic' town. I walk around the corner and there is a horse in the living room! (vacant home) It's just chilling there! To be honest, I'm not sure how it even got in there. But you could tell it had been in there a while. I called the listing agent and he had no idea how it happened or who the horse belonged to. So, I called up a family member who runs a rescue and after doing some footwork, we got it home. Almost a decade later and it's still one of my favorite stories." -- Danyl Winderlin, Realtor® with Realtypath 10. Hogging all the attention via GIPHY "While I was showing a vacant home, a massive hog wandered up to the property and started eating grass. He stayed the whole time we were showing. When I told the listing agent about the hog, she stated that it was negotiable." -- Emily Isbell, Realtor® at The RealTeam Homes & Land 11.Table-sized turtle via GIPHY "I was photographing a home and the homeowners had left. I was on the third floor and heard a bunch of noise on the main level like furniture was being moved around. I thought they were back home, but when I came in the living room there was a GIANT turtle in the center of the room. I mean like the size of a big round coffee table. He was banging into the furniture and causing quite a ruckus! -- Angela Romano, Realtor®; at Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Fox & Roach 12. Hamster mishap "During a showing, I was in the hallway turning on lights while my clients were checking out the hall bath. I stepped into a child's room to flip on the light at about the same time the pet hamster escaped from his plastic exercise ball,apparently the child had forgotten to take the hamster out of the ball and put the little guy back into his cage. Before I knew it, the hamster had rushed passed me, down the hall and into the hall bath, where my client proceeded to stomp on him! He did not die right away, so we gently placed him back into his cage but I cannot imagine that he lived much longer... That was an awkward phone call to the listing agent but I was sure glad that I wasn't in the listing agents shoes, having to tell the family before they came back home. My clients did not buy that home." -- Brenda Miller, REALTOR® at eXp Realty 13. Monkey business "We have a local lender in this area that has a pet Capuchin Monkey. He brings it to closings sometimes, always a hit!" -- Ed Cordle, Realtor® at Genesis Real Estate 14. Creepy Kitty via GIPHY "My partner and I were showing a precious little townhouse to a client. A beautiful solid white fluffy cat lived there. The cat had a pure evil expression the entire time and followed us around the house. When we got to the master bedroom, the cat jumped up onto the bed, looked us dead in the eyes and peed on the bed never breaking its glare at us. Pure evil!" -- Danyalle Friday, Realtor® at Montgomery Metro Realty 15. Just ducky via GIPHY "A garage full of ducks at the home inspection. Keep in mind, they weren't there before. And boy did it smell horrible!" -- Roberta Tynik Lejeune, Realtor® at Better Home and Gardens Real Estate 16. Just Batty via GIPHY "Walked down into the unfinished basement of an older home a few weeks ago... was only down there for about 10 seconds until a bat flew by my head. Bye Felicia." -- Ryan Ballard, REALTOR® at Key Realty 17. Butting heads via GIPHY "Chased by neighbor's goats all the way into the house, where they then began butting the door. A horse in the garage was a big surprise too." -- Jackie Merritt Realtor® The Danberry Co., Realtors 18. Polite Parrot via GIPHY "I was showing a house once, and I arrived before my buyers. I rang the doorbell just to be sure no one was home. When no one answered, I opened the door and heard, 'Hello?! Who's there?' Startled, I started to apologize and explain that I was a Realtor® who was there for a showing. I got cut off again with another, 'Hello?! Who's there?' About 30 seconds later, I finally realized it was a parrot and not a person." -- Kara Pagliarulo, Attorney at Law at Attorney Support Solutions, Kara Pagliarulo, Esq. 19. Squirrely showing "I came across a caged pet squirrel once. He didn't seem happy. -- Jamie Hering, Realtor® at Better Homes & Gardens Real Estate 20. Magic carpet via GIPHY "I was showing a home and the owner was there. There was an empty glass tank. I asked what used to be in the tank and he said it was a snake. When I asked where the snake was he said he wasn't sure but he knew it was around somewhere. When I looked in the corner there was a lump moving under the carpet." -- Heather Bennett, REALTOR® at Hunt Real Estate ERA 21. Pig contingency via GIPHY "The sellers had a pet pig, and for unknown reasons, they had decided to leave the pig roaming around inside the home when they left. Just as the buyers arrived, 'Stella' came swaggering out of a bedroom to greet everyone. She was a medium-sized pig, quite charismatic, and friendly, although noticeably aromatic if you catch my drift. That pig stayed right by my buyers' sides during the entire showing, walking from room to room, occasionally squeaking it's approval while looking up at the young couple. I could tell that these folks were becoming more attached to the pig than to the house itself. They had fallen in love! As we were departing the home, the buyers were non-committal. I thought to myself, 'They really love this pig, and I also knew that the sellers had a dilemma to solve that the buyers didn't know about. They couldn't bring their pig with them to the new apartment they were moving to. So just before entering our vehicles to leave, I said, 'You seem to have taken a real liking to 'Stella.' They nodded in agreement. 'If you decide to place an offer on this home I could write a contingency into the contract that the pig would go with the house. I think the sellers might just go along with that!' They smiled and said, 'You're kidding with us, right?' I said, 'No, I'm serious! I'll write it right into the deal if you want!' The young bride looked squarely at her husband and said, 'Hon, Let's do that!' Back at my office, I placed the contract/offer in front of Gene, my then manager, for him to peruse and approve. He smiled while staring down at the clause, 'The pig (Stella) conveys with the property.' The deal was made, and everyone was happy. Everyone at my office got a big kick out of this unique contingency which I included in the offer. We had lots of fun in those days at the office. All the agents were like family and friends. After the closing, one of my colleagues, Raylene, presented me with a little statue of a pig that really resembled Stella. I still cherish that statue to this day, and look at it when I need a smile." -- Tom Cirignano, author of The Constant Outsider I'll leave you with a viral video that's making its rounds on the internet (trust me, it's pet related — just wait for it). No word on whether the woman is a door-knocking agent or not. Let's just pretend she is. Read the full article

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Snow White Mondays

For whoever is reading this - if you have any talents at all, don’t give up on it. Harness it. Perfect it. Keep at it.

And share it.

Exactly ten years ago, Karii Lynn wrote this story. A year later, she shared it with me.

She’s been gone for two years now...but...her words live on.

This is a tough read, but it’s a great read.  She was a natural writer. I wish she had more time to write more.

💙💙💙

October 12, 2010

Snow White Mondays

By: Karii Lynn

She always visits me on Mondays. Or maybe Wednesdays? Sundays perhaps? I've no idea honestly. They might've changed the names of the weekdays for all I'm aware.

All I'm aware of is those bright days filled with long blonde hair and hazel eyes. Her beautiful voice telling me stories of useless everyday drama. Sometimes she'll even sing, though only loud enough for me to hear.

Every Monday she brings me a daisy. My namesake flower, so of course I’ve kept them all.

On these days I forget. I forget about the mirrors.

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New York State Psychiatric Institute

Daisy Todd                                                                               Case No.: 446, 7058                                                                  

Admission Date: 10/12/15   Date of Birth: 9/7/1992

BACKGROUND INFORMATION: Ms. Todd was born in Chicago, Illinois. She currently resides in New York City.

Her father passed some years ago and the mother does not seem to want any contact. She does have a girlfriend who regularly visits.

Ms. Todd does not currently appear to be following a career path. Instead she seems to be selling artwork from her Bronx apartment.

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It's Monday again.

Melody is here. My singing beauty. My snow white princess.

She tells me about her boss, Madian. She doesn't like him. He makes her eyes turn blue. I've decided I don't like him either.

When it's my turn to talk, I speak of leaves. It must be April by now, right? It's been winter for so long in my room. It’s so white in here. Sometimes I think I see snow falling from my whitewhite ceiling. I brush it off but it refuses to budge. Often, I try to push it into piles and organize it on the floor.

When I tell Melody this she smiles sadly. Then she kisses me on the forehead and leaves.

Another Monday gone. Now I'm left alone, alone with the reflections.

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PREVIOUS MEDICAL HISTORY: Ms. Todd appears to have no previously noted medical conditions. She has never been to a counselor or therapist. The trigger for this change of behavior is unknown.

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I miss painting. And drawing.

The canvas was always blank and waiting. Waiting for me to change it, influence it. And oh, the things I could do. I was wonderful, wasn't I?

"You always were so self-centered," Melody smirks playfully. Yes I'm sure I was. It's hard to remember days without snow. The snow and cold.

I don’t know what I might paint if I were even allowed. I’ve nearly forgotten color, something that was once so important to me. I believe first, I would paint my room yellow. Then, maybe I would paint a daisy. A painting of every daisy Melody has brought me on our Mondays.

They would be lovely works of art. Museum worthy no doubt.

"You’re so narcissistic! Do you remember what you used to say, baby? Remember? 'I'm just soo curious!' Personally, I think it was just an excuse to look at yourself longer," she says laughing softly. She’s having a good day.

A cold sweat breaks out over my face. Curiosity. It killed the cat. The cat, the cat. All dressed in black. The cat who looked in the mirror too long. The cat who discovered the secret on the other side. It took her on a horrible riderideride.

I can see them now. Melody helped me forget, but now. Ohgodohgod.

My eyes are closed. When I open them I find I'm under the bed, a safe place in my little ice igloo.

"Watch out, babydoll," I warnwarnwarn my Melody. Can't have her pretty face hurt by them. "Can't you see them?!" Their creeping, crawling, slithering.

My eyes are closed again. I'm lost, drowning in my fear. When I come around again, my arms are trapped to the bed. Trapped by white, ice tendrils.

Melody leaves me. One sad green eye covered by her hand. This is not entirely rare. The dark figures often get her before she leaves. I'm quite a bad hero.

Goodbye, Monday.

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PRIOR TO THE INCIDENT: According to Melody Artem, the patient's girlfriend, Ms. Todd was displaying unusual behaviors about 6 months previously. Losing sleep, obsessing over insignificant things, and uncleanliness of her living space. Ms. Artem also described a serious obsession with mirrors.

Apparently Ms. Todd proceeded to smash all the mirrors in her apartment. Behind them, scribbles covered the walls. "Cannot have it", "leave me alone", and "not crazy" are among the various phrases.  

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"If I should call you up, invest a dime, and you'd say you belong to me, and ease my mind..."

So happy together. My Melody and I. How she used to hold me tightly all the night through. Warmth, skin, and true love. My forever girl. That one that you can never live without.

The white maidens that the tuck me in say we're so adorable together. I think they watch us when Melody comes to see me on Mondays. Maybe that's why she sings so quietly? How very rude indeed.

Sometimes I remember what colors are like. On the outside. When I wasn't dangerous. That's what the maidens say at least. They say I cause the bruises on my dear Melody’s face. I beg to differ, but who shall listen to my frail vocals? Just because they can't see...

Anyway, color. The dates. Sweater dates were my favorite. October, of course. Walking the corn mazes pretending to be lost, donuts and cider in hand. Stopping for kisses and peeing in the dense spots, laughing all the while.

That ended of course. When I stopped eating and discovered what lay on the other side. Who watched when you thought you were alone. They can't take what you don't have, right? The smaller I was, the less there was to steal.

Melody wasn't happy, though. She didn't understand. She used to bake me lovely meals, absolutely delicious delights. My favorite food every day. Chickenchickenchicken. But I would turn my head away after a few bites. I had to. Really, I did. I wasn't trying to make her cry. I tell the maidens that every time they bring me my mashed potatoes. It wasn't my fault. Blame the darkdarkdark figures.

I try to tell her this on Monday. To apologize. But I get choked up on darkness and have to stay under the bed again. On the bright side, I had a nice visit with her feet.  Converse, I believe. I thank them for carrying her to me every Monday.

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INCIDENT REPORT: Patient was found in her home by her girlfriend. Ms. Todd had broken every mirror in her home (there was an unusual amount considering the apartment size) and proceeded to harm herself. Clumps of her hair seemed to have been ripped out and it appeared to have been several days since her last meal. Garbage was plentiful and the apartment was a mess. Paint was splattered everywhere and most of her prized art work was in tattered ruins.

We are unsure of her intentions, logical or otherwise. Since arrival, Ms. Todd has displayed many psychotic symptoms including, but not limited to: muttering, hallucinations, disordered thinking, trouble concentrating, repetitive and regressive behaviors. Due to these factors, Ms. Todd has been unable to give us an accurate account of the cause of her actions and is being kept in a separate inpatient ward.

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I'm so very tired of white. Bored perhaps? I wish it were red in here. Red walls, red floors, red stars.

When I felt like getting out of bed one Tuesday (for it couldn't have been Monday, my Melody's chair was vacant.) I try to paint. I discovered once with my mirrors that there is paint hidden under my skin. How useful indeed. This way I shall never run out. Very good for my budget. I should tell Melody this secret, she can take it with her to economics class. What a hero she will be.

Unfortunately, the snow maidens do not like my painting. They bumbled about howling about the wounds. “How did she manage this?!” How indeed. Teethteethteeth. They stitched my paper skin back together though, thus stifling my masterpiece.  Oh the woes of an artist.

I am put on punishment. Forced to spend several days strapped to my snowbed by icicle handcuffs. How they make me cold.

Maybe I am dangerous? A danger to myself and to my dear, sweet, lovely girl. Why did I do that, I wonder blankly. As I watch from my straps, the janitor cleans my paint from the wall and I continue to wonder.

Maybe I am crazy. Psycho. Loonytoons. Bananacrackers.

But then the whispers come from beneath my bed, and I know that I'm not the one who cannot see properly. "Silly thoughts you're having, Daisy darling. Do you doubt?" I spend the next few Mondays convincing them of my belief. If I say the right things they won't touch me as much, my dark and painful lovers.

Oh, where is my Melody?

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It didn't used to be like this. She used to be normal. I'm not sure what went wrong, what I did wrong.

We began dating my freshmen year, her junior. It was confusing and new, but we fit together so perfectly. There were rough patches, but nothing any normal teenage relationship doesn't go through. We were so in love, but I suppose even the strongest of love can’t save someone from themselves.

It was normal enough. We moved to New York two years ago. We decided to get separate apartments like we'd always planned. Though I would've been completely satisfied living together, Daisy had always liked her independence and space. So while I attended NY Medical College, she sold paintings, sketches, and anything art related from her home. I was often jealous of the easy life she led as I dragged my book bags up the stairs to her sixth floor apartment.

I noticed the changes about six months ago. I'm not sure what caused them. Did something happen she didn't tell me about?

The first sign was her refusal to eat normally. It started off with little things. First claiming to hate foods she'd previously liked. Then refusing to eat healthy amounts of what she would tolerate. Eventually, I don't think she was even eating five hundred calories a day.

I tried everything. I cooked, I brought takeout, I took her out. Nothing. I ordered, screamed, begged, and sobbed. Nothing. Daisy just turned away from my emotions and back to her paintings. She always said it wasn't her fault. What wasn't her fault?!

Then came the mirrors. It seemed like every time I visited there was a new one. Tacked up lopsided, leaning against a wall, and even on top of the refrigerator. Not only that, but her paintings began taking on a sinister theme. Twisted limbs and dark shadows seemed to reoccur the most.

Everything came crashing down the day I forced myself into the apartment. She hadn't been answering my calls all day, but I'd been unable to get over there until late because I had work. It had been almost three weeks since I'd been inside her home. She kept claiming to have some masterpiece she was working on that I couldn't see. I had reluctantly agreed to give her privacy.

That was the biggest mistake I have ever made.

When I arrived on October 11 and received no answer at the door, I got a spare key from the building manager and let myself in. The sight I met was horrifying.

Daisy was sitting in the middle of her studio apartment, naked and bleeding. She was surrounded by her blonde hair (stained pink by blood) and shards of mirror. Muttering about darkness and rocking, she continued to carve line after line into every inch of available skin. She didn't notice me. Since October 12, 2015, Daisy Todd has been a patient at the New York State Psychiatric Institute.

It's been 3 years. _______________________________

PROGNOSIS: Based on observations, Ms. Todd appears to suffer from Disorganized and Paranoid Schizophrenia. Hospitalization is recommended, but not required. Patient is being prescribed Clozapine, an antipsychotic.

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My baby came back today. They haven't let her come since I tried to paint on the wall. (Silly Daisy, you're not a child. You should know better than to paint on the walls. Badbadbad.)

She holds my hand for a long while, a faraway look in her eye. Is she tired of our Mondays together?

"No, darling, I'm not. It's just..." She doesn't finish. I feel quite curious, maybe even worried. Doesn't she love me anymore?

"You know I do. I promised forever didn't I?" Her eyes are red. Were they that way when she arrived? I cannot remember.

My mind is spinning. Maybe she doesn't want my forever anymore. Someone else has come along, I'm sure of this. My baby darling dear.

I shake my head, trying to bump the silly thoughts outoutout. They make my Melody's eyes water. My onion-like thoughts.

I wish I were better. I just don't know how.

I'll try harder.

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Daisy Todd                                                                               Case No.: 446, 7058   Date of Birth: 9/7/1992                                                               Admission Date: 10/12/15   Release Date: 4/7/19

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It's Monday but it feels different. The door is still open and Melody is already inside.

The doctor comes in, the head wizard. His cheeks are red and his expression flustered. "I don't really think this is wise..."

"I've already signed the papers." Melody seems determined. I can't imagine what about. Maybe she's trying to get the maidens to paint my room a different color. Yellow perhaps? How pleased I would be.

Suddenly, my icicle handcuffs are gone, my feet are on the floor and Melody is wrapping a coat around my shoulders. A coat!

But that's not all! I'm leaving the igloo, out the door and into the...is that sun? Oh, sunlight indeed! The colors! It is spring after all! I survived the harsh winter.

"Yes you did, honey," Melody tells me rather tiredly. "We're going home now."

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Home.

Such a simple word with such a grand meaning.

Here the walls are all different colors. I'm led through the kitchen. Royal blue. Shown the bathroom. Pumpkin orange. Introduced to the living room. Forest green. And last, our bedroom. Crayon yellow.

This is true love indeed.

I peek cautiously around every corner I'm shown. No mirrors. No shadow figures can get me here. Not really. Not quite.

Though I've spent many a Monday in bed, the first thing we do in our new home is sleep. Lying on the bed curled together, her nose pressed into my hospital hair, feels foreign yet familiar. Like a long, lost memory. You never forget how to ride a bike, you know. I suppose this is the same thing.

As I drift away, comforted by the arms locked around my waist and the warm breath on my shoulder, I can feel Melody shaking.

"You'll be okay, baby. Maybe not the same as before, but it'll work. I'll fix you. We never even have to leave this bed if you don't want to. Anything to make you happy and alright. Apple cider and donuts everyday if you like. We can paint all over the walls or watch every movie from the video store or read every book you’ve never read. Oh my poor darling, nothing matters except that you're back with me. In my arms, safe..."

Sobs wrack her body. I roll over and press my face into her neck. Squeezing tighter, I mutter softly how lovely yellow the room is and float into safe oblivion.

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Home has rules:

1. Must take my white pill at proper times. 2. DO NOT SKIP TAKING IT. 3. Must eat my required three meals a day. 4. No mirrors may be purchased or brought into the apartment. 5. No bodily harm may be done to myself. 6. No putting myself down. 7. Privileges such as: driving, working, leaving the house, and painting must be earned. 8 All cleaning supplies and sharp utensils are to be kept locked away. No snooping. 9. Must call Melody immediately if anything happens while she's away. 10. Must attend therapy appointment weekly.

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Melody has spent the first week home with me. She took work off. Oddly, I don't remember her having a job when I entered the snow world. But I don't mention this. I don't think I want to know the answer.

But today is the first day I'm to be left alone. Melody seems more nervous than I. Silly baby. She writes down her cell phone and pager number on four different sticky notes and posts them around the apartment, in case something happens and I can't get to one of the other three.

I laugh quietly and push her gently out, "I'll be fine, promisepromise." She runs her hands through her long hair several times, but eventually leaves.

I sit on the couch. And wait.

I wait for them to come. My painful lovers.

They don't. And I believe I might be safe.

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Life goes on softly for several months. I eat leftover toast when I get up and paint for several hours after. I avoid looking in corners and focus on my work, the task at hand.

My paintings are different now. I no longer paint severed arms, legs and heads. Or the blood that flows so freely below the softsoft skin. I pretend that I don't want to paint the shadows. Instead, I paint trees, leaves, and oceans.

I do not paint snow.

In the evenings, Melody makes dinner, often refusing my help. I've never been any good at cooking. Or anything related to kitchens really. Even Koolaid is almost too complicated for me.

Afterwards, we watch TV and make deadpan jokes about the ridiculous shows. Melody writes medical reports and I read fantasy books. Sometimes I consider looking for jobs, but then the cold fear washes through me and I press deeper into my novel.

I don't want to go out there, especially by myself. I'd be so open to attack. All those...the shadows. The creeping bodies and reaching rough hands. I don't tell this to Melody.

Everything went smoothly for a while.

But it wasn't meant to last.

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I am pacing. Anxiety racing through my body.

I've broken a rule. Two actually.

I've stopped taking the little white pill. Nine days now. It was making me sick, you see. Blocking the reality and my creativity.

Except that the shadows are back. Squeezing through the cracks of the doors, the windows, the closets.

That's the difference. They stay trapped on the other side of the mirror if you don't know they're there. But once you do, it releases them. Freed from their glass prisons, they creepcrawlscrape their way towards you.

Why? What did you do? You looked in the mirror too long, that's what. It's your own fault. You deserved this, you baddirtywhore.

I was only walking home, took the alley shortcut. Dirty. Pretty girl. Out they came. Handshandshands. Ruined my shirt, my skirt. Slut. How pretty I was that evening. Your fault. The mirror. Shouldn't have looked into the mirror for so long after. Vunerable. Beauty. They saw my soul, tried to have it. It's mineminemine. Go away.

Go away. away. away. away.

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Daisy's acting strange. Sometimes, I think I hear her talking to herself. It's indistinct, but still. I've checked her pills, but she still seems to be taking them normally.

I don't know what to do. I'm so scared. I don't want to lose her again. I don't think I can bear spending every evening in that hospital again. Watching her deteriorate on that impersonal bed, in that impersonal room.

I'll call the doctor in the morning.

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REPORT UPDATE: 12/21/19

Patient's girlfriend, Melody Artem reported recent unusual behavior. Ms. Todd seems to be withdrawing into herself and is displaying alarming signs. Talking to herself, depressing paintings, strange bruises and scratches, and weight loss. Patient appears to be continuing to take prescribed medicine.

Ms. Artem works long hours and cannot watch Ms. Todd constantly. The hospital is considering revoking Ms. Artem's custody rights if Ms. Todd becomes further unstable.  

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I found a mirror. Hidden behind a photoframe in the hallway. I knew they were getting in somehow. Their doorway.

This time, I'll stop them. Stop the hands that touch.

I willwillwill.

Daisy the hero. Blood soaked beautiful hero.

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It's been about three weeks now since Daisy started changing. I've tried to ignore it, but I can hear her chanting in the bathroom again. It's frightening.

"Daisy?" I'm knocking softy on the bathroom door, trying the keep the fear from my voice. "You alright, baby? Can I bring you anything?"

No answer.

I try the handle. Locked. Shit. _______________________________ I've stolen the mirror from behind the photo. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer.

Close. Red. Dark is creeping. Do you see it? Slipping beneath the door? The tub is filling up behind me. Black. The midnight beast. I ignore it, I'm on a mission.

SuperheroDaisy.

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She's humming. Humming Spiderman. What the hells going on?!

Walking to the bedroom, I begin pulling open drawers, searching for the bathroom key. When I fail to locate it in my dresser, I turn to hers. Dread washes over me. I begin pulling open the drawers, removing shirts, socks, shorts.

A pile of pills hidden between her underwear. Her Clozapine. That explains alot. And beneath her sweatpants...

"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

My head whips around. I choke on a scream.

"Pretty isn't it? I used to watch 'Snow White' constantly as a child. Sometimes I dream about the wishing well." She's smiling widely, no fear in her eyes, only triumph.

In her hand she's clutching the sharp remains of the only mirror in the whole apartment. It's covered in blood. Across her arms she's made long gashes. Her shirt is torn and the scars from before have been ripped open. Her bare legs are almost completely covered in red, pale skin nearly gone from view. Slices trace her facial features, almost artistically.

The most noticeable thing about my horrifying Daisy however, is the pride radiating off her in waves. She's proud of what she's done. More proud of this disaster than of any painting she's ever sold. Almost as if she's won something. That's the most frightening thing of all.

"Come on h-honey, let's go get you cleaned up," my voice is shaking uncontrollably.

She's shaking her head, frowning. "I'm fine, babydoll. All better. See?" She spreads her arms wide and spins, not seeming to notice the blood staining the carpet in the process. "I actually just wanted to lie down for a few minutes. Just a few. Please?"

"I..." What do I say? "After a shower, alright?"

I convince Daisy to bathe. She doesn't seem to notice the cuts or feel any pain from them.

Afterwards we lay down in bed. I'm shaking and scared, but this is still my Daisy and though she hurt herself, she won't hurt me. I'll take her back to the hospital in the morning; it's the only thing to do. There's no hope. But for now I just want to enjoy my last night with her. God, I love her so.

"Hold me?" Daisy's green eyes are pleading and scared. I do. Outside, snow begins to fall.

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Next, my client explained that she will be in each other's place. Limit the cat expects when approaching the box.For example, you have a urinary tract infection.It is the water to drink and administering a homeopathic remedy to help them start to firmly but gently massage their heads.However, this means you'll still have instinctive predator behaviors buried deep down into the fur.

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If it's the 4th of July and it's best to follow the above tips, your life will develop or start out with some behavior problems is an interesting breed of cat.Why cats spray anywhere in our own cat family and will avoid it.Praise Kitty when she began to panic, he popped a balloon.If you're worried about this, here are some dry foods that purport its advantage in assisting to remove from your home entirely.They can also carry fleas that will upset your cat to illuminate flea eggs and larvae, so sprays should be neither aggressive nor timid with other cats in the house.

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Your cat will urinate outside the litter at least onceThere are a number of people are in your house from bad stains and odors that most of the problems as soon as possible.Cats urinate in the bottom line is that it is important to be acquainted with each other.If you drink bottled water, why shouldn't your cat.Combine your cats will love this new innovation because they grow to like the same colour as them.

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In this way, try an automatic cat litter box if anyone has to brush her on my bed.Some also say that it is sending a very important now, to find out why your cat is its name.If the cat owner will just seep through the bladder.You need to do During the first thing we did to overcome the challenge.If your cat but when a cat is not happy with life.

*How can it be her health or because of it.Feeding your feline spayed or get a gentle nip and a rag.They are also mandatory to help ensure the peroxide does not stop?This means two successive lab tests showing that cat spraying is an individual; it has given birth.Cat nip helps settle excitable cats down, but you probably can't.

I started putting a few old CDs around your cat, put cotton balls into your home and they start spraying is a sign of these signs, then you probably have a whole lot to help provide other gardens with an equal mixture can be quite problematic for their claws and exercise.The reason for your little pal uses your furniture when the cat odor caused by an allergy, try to teach you.Cat urine stains and odors from cat poop is pretty easy to manage.If you enforce a feeding and relieving times can make a number of parasites and microorganisms which our eyes can't see.You can also attract other animals or simply an explosion of frustration for them is really cute now, does not mean it and rub it but the noise and mating activities, and really are an open litter box comfortable.

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Always use products that your cat misses you or anyone else using the tray and your pet, so you'll want to sit in an apartment or in the canal.But sometimes, problems arise when your cat is spraying inside the house.Many new home without any side effects of many of them can become confused and have your pet has them, also talk to your household members aggressively.Cyclosporine A - This illness has some drawbacks.The secret is to train them to work well and ties down so that no animal can not be used.

This is there way of trimming their nails sharp.Equality since you can do is press the buttons.The door to his post when he wants to mark their territory by not wetting the same door so they don't already.However, if the cat odor is quite easy when one cat to start is to catch you cat use this brand at least twice a day.Because of their home to remove as much as possible.

You must be repeated often before they have will help to prevent serious damages.Place a few hours, killing all fleas and their owners crazy during this sexually stressful time.If you simply snap the lid off for bad behavior.That way when your cat twice a day outdoors.Whenever you see because it has been affected by the activities of bacteria in the shower.

When you give the cat cannot help unless he is calm and relieve possible swelling or rash soreness if there are many methods which can lead to more problems with this puncture resistance, they are but then you'll make a new member to the activity around the post and get a kitty feels insecure and starts misbehaving with his scratching.The best way to smoothing the path towards friendship.A word of caution: when you have to spend time on the desk in the act of scratching is a wonderful and loving creatures that mark their territory or to be used to the litter box.Put your finger at your budget and see that they are really very clean animal, he can still incur injury, hypothermia, or heatstroke.A Clean Litter Box: Cats are great jumpers and not allowed to be.

If you can, replace your own catnip at home is affected by your pet.You must dedicate some time after the wash, and some like just to put an end to this problem should not be aware of it.Scrub the floor or clothing, it is on linoleum or hard wood floors and upholstery if fumigating is not a malicious behavior.Playing actually will help soothe your kitty: Feliway is a well behaved and well taken care of themselves, they do not use them.And remember, not every cat has a hard day at work and want back inside!

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Generally your vet about this innovation is that the best method of discipline but there is no physical violence or extreme yelling.Contented cats are trained accordingly, they are healthy looking without a huge stuffed toyKeeping your cat doesn't dislike it so much.Will play fetch, give headbutts and walk your puppy and dog urine.The first thing you need to have no problems with feeding from cat feces and clean house.

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