#Captdelulu

[clairehadenough]

HE TOOK THE RING OFF INSIDE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh today is gonna be amaaaahhhzing (IYKYK)

Also, here’s a footage of him knowing no one in this mini TGM reunion 😂

[clairehadenough]

Here we have a picture of Chris Evans taken in 674 BCE but the lovely restaurant owner was keeping it secret and just posted it today. You see, he secretly works for CAA and he had to do something because CaptDelulu, AcircleOfMySpanishIsABitRusty and their friends are so so so clever 🤩 , and they discovered the big sham of yesterday’s sighting and ASSURED us that Chris was NOT in Portugal, this was a ‘year old photo’. And they said BOOM ��� because they couldn’t believe how intelligent they were😀

So excuse me Mr Restaurant Owner, you thought you could fool us but you can’t! 😎

New Chris Evans photo

Look at his hair and him in his glasses

[capoteera]

Turns out there was no BUA, Alba can get in and out of the US whenever she wants, Meghan is still working with Chris, Tara and Chris are still friends, photos and videos of Alba with her in laws... We had all of this in the last 24 hours. Captdelulu couldn't get a single thing right and she is still pretending she has inside info and 450 different jobs... How is she not tired yet? It's pathetic.

[drysdalehansenswhore]

@ anon on those awful blogs (captdelulu and minions) claiming you were at the panel and fans were cued to cheer for Chris lmaoo how pathetic and sad you're? the screams were GENUINE coming from fans. Stop lying. and please stop believing every anon claiming they were there and talking bad about it. They weren't.

[thisisyourprincipalspeaking]

https://www.tumblr.com/thisisyourprincipalspeaking/752046420565065728/im-now-taking-applications-for-a-secretary-if?source=share

DON'T FORGET, attacking the people who leave comment on the asks. Typical captdelulu bullshit regina 🤡.

oh yes. i will call you all names and swear at you. but be sure to give me credit. i work three jobs but my husband makes six figures, or i make six figures, still figuring that out, but i will be rude to random people with thoughts.

[clairehadenough]

So this made me laugh, seeing our dear Captdelulu coming to Lonesome’s asks, using the same phrase she used on her blog😂😂

Then looking into my asks, I see this⬇️

Which I ignored at first because, huh? So back to scrolling through Tumblr and what do I find?

Oh honey😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh hey girl, what are you doing in our asks?

[clairehadenough]

Yes CaptIdiot, yes you deeply troubled jealous psychopath, energized particles from the sun did indeed slam into Earth's upper atmosphere at speeds of up to 45 million mph on the 10th/11th of the month so that Chris and Alba can pretend to be together on their anniversary and post about it. Sure. Absolutely.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[clairehadenough]

Licking their wounds😂😂😂

[clairehadenough]

I’ll take Things That Definitely Didn’t Happen for $500 😂😂

[clairehadenough]

In today’s episode of Captdelulu sending anons for her lapdogs to post for her to then “randomly” reply to, I give you:

So not only do we know it’s her because of the spacing, she also gave herself away with how fast she reblogged and answered the “anon”.

Blea posted the anon at 10:30am (that’s my time here in London)⬇️

Now as you can see, Captdelulu’s answer has 9 bullet points, with an explanatory (hilariously ridiculous ) sentence for every point and lots of rambling…so you would think by the time she saw that ask, thought of all these points, typed them down, AND rebloged, some time would have logically passed. Right?

Wrong.

It was posted a minute later 😂😂😂

She literally had the answer ready before sending that ask!

Can you smell desperation?

[clairehadenough]

One would think that if she was so sure there wasn’t going to be any birthday posts yesterday (because It’S fAke😂), she would have posted that bullshit yesterday morning, you know confidently saying “don’t worry, nothing will happen today”, but she didn’t. Because she knows she’s wrong and was too scared to get ridiculed one more time. Also because she spent her day checking which outlets were posting about his birthday 😂

Us on the other hand? We never used any of the silly excuses she mentioned. At least not the most vocal, most "known" blogs of this side of the fandom. Maybe others I don't know about? But as usual she doesn't bring any receipts so she's probably lying again.

The only thing we said, and we were right about of course, is that it's very very doubtful she would post anything. And while we wished to see some new content, we are also very happy that the crazy, jealous, should-have-been-me people didn't get anything to shit on.

And we know this is killing them😎

[clairehadenough]

Captdelulu and friends, at least give me credit babes since you stole the ideas from me😂 Or maybe I’m that good at guessing how crazy seeing him with the ring will make you again😘

My post: ⬇️

Their post ⬇️

[clairehadenough]

Remember when she said this?

How Gully actually acted and what he said:

“Step to the side if you don’t mind? Thank you, thank you very much, appreciate it.”

Goodness gracious what a fucking lmob boss”😱

[clairehadenough]

Who wants more?

So the delulus opened their old files cabinet to try and deflect from all the Ls they’re taking left and right after we exposed their asses. Here they come with the OK/Yoga sign that Alba used in one of her pics to say she meant it as a WP symbol. Sure Jan😂

Now where it gets interesting is that Captdelulu first reblogged this ask from Midwest and answered (graciously as always🤓)

Please check her post, “you fucking child”, “history book”, lots of F bombs…you know an ordinary day at the office for Capt with a T.

Also she left two links from CBS and CNN, to educate us🤣 (of course she doesn’t give a fuck about WP symbols, she’s only using it to ‘expose’ Alba)

BUT THEN….

A certain ‘Anon’ replies to the same Original Anon, telling them they were a fucking child (😉) and to open a history book (😉) all this with lots and lots of F bombs. And more importantly they are advertising Captregina by saying that she shared links about it😂

I’m sure by now you have guessed who that self promoting Anon is😂 but what’s HILARIOUS is that, to make sure we don’t know it’s her, she wrote her blog’s name wrong on purpose, WITHOUT A T! Hahahahha😂😂😂

“Cap regina” so that no one ever guess it’s her who wrote it because of course she would never ever ommit the T, she is CAPT WITH A T afterall…

I was literally in stitches reading this, imagining her congratulating herself for being so clever and so subtle so she could pass the message and self promote herself while staying incognito

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[clairehadenough]

👃 Can you smell the desperation 😂

As if she doesn’t know that DM posts on Sunday the messages she’s been receiving all week😆

Baby your tantrums are a joy to watch, keep them coming Capt with a T😍

[clairehadenough]

I mean, not only they know everything about Alba’s films, all the details that only a hardcore fan would care to know (!), how deranged must you be to get so worked up over something so insignificant related to someone you supposedly hate and don’t care about and despise and shame?

No but, seriously!

3 F bombs and charmingly calling people uncultured swines😂 I mean they’re awfully affected and butt hurt for something that “isn’t real”, don’t you think?😂