#Captain's log

[meancroissant]

i love you D20 captioning team

[funsizedshark]

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

[youcouldbewonderful]

every mountain goats song is like. (the worst quality mic youve ever heard) (voice of a man that cannot sing) (lyrics about a situation that no one has ever been in but will somehow be extremely relatable) (sick saxophone riff) (realization that something is deeply wrong with you) (you leave feeling like maybe life is worth living)

[shesmywiinona]

cash grab this cash grab that girl they’ve had the password to my bank account for years! they don’t need to grab shit i am handing it to them!

[captain-hawthorne-thesecond]

but they're so cute 🥺

[b0ligrafo]

Hazbin Hotel is a child's idea of what an adult cartoon is.

[sisterpaxton]

sister barnes every time mr reed would make eye contact with sister paxton

[gaz-light]

Oh no! We both have an oral fixation and neither of us can get hard what do we do??

[subrosa03]

🙅🏼‍♀️Trekkies against TATV !!🙅🏼‍♀️

[blueberryspyder]

I am SO in love with the theme of water/drowning in TMAGP rn. Genuinely so excited. I had to look up the transcript to understand “The Victim’s” (as the transcript calls them) muttering and I’m SO here for it.

[homunculusalphonse]

the true torture: when your favorite ship that makes more sense with the themes of the media does not become canon.

[corvidaeus]

drinker moth (Euthrix potatoria) says hi 💕

tell him he's cute or he will cry

[funsizedshark]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS.]

DANIEL: okay, it's on now. uh... first question — you weren't always a vampire, were you?

[captain-harpo]

@hotvintagepoll wait wait im almost ready (has never been either less or more ready)

[izzyjazzhands]

call me a dreamer but I think a shot of Ed shirtless and shot from behind with Stede wrapping his arms around him to cover the "no one" part of his "trust no one" tat so it just says "TRUST" would've been nice

[dreamcatcher-faux]

Me about the new smiling critter: