#Captain's log

[funsizedshark]

YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE.

[duraraross]

house md where hilson happened would open up so many more avenues for them to fuck with each other.

wilson is mad at house so he's withholding sex from house and he's acting normal about it but we see him in his office furiously jerking off because he's also suffering from no sex but it is more important to make house suffer than it is to give in

house intentionally starts acting suspicious on purpose to make wilson think he's cheating on him but it turns out house isn't cheating he's just being dodgy because wilson was being a little weird (he was working on a surprise for house) so house just wanted to throw it back at him. he knew what wilson was doing the whole time but he just didn't like the behavior.

planning their wedding and wilson insists that hes had so many weddings that he doesnt care what they do so he tells house he can do whatever he wants. house thinks wilson is just being a doormat so he plans more and more ludicrous things for their wedding until wilson puts his foot down at "complimentary strippers at the reception instead of speeches"

they get in trouble with cuddy for fucking in the hospital on the job so house becomes determined to fuck in the hospital as much as possible, trying to lure wilson into sex all the time. we find out at the end that cuddy scolded them on purpose because wilson complained that he and house weren't having sex enough so she was trying to help wilson get laid because she knew house would have more sex just to spite her.

house gets a homophobic patient so he pages his husband dr wilson for consult as much as possible and mentions its his husband. the patient is really mad about it but they know that house is their only hope for survival so they keep quiet. he keeps pushing it further until he's dry humping wilson on the patient's bed.

the team has a betting pool on which of them tops so each of them tries in their own way to try and verify the information. chase finds condoms in house's wallet and asserts that means house is the top, but foreman says that doesn't indicate whos topping. thirteen wins by offering to do a threesome with the two of them but demanding they let her watch first. She leaves immediately after she confirms without even taking her shirt off

[youcouldbewonderful]

every mountain goats song is like. (the worst quality mic youve ever heard) (voice of a man that cannot sing) (lyrics about a situation that no one has ever been in but will somehow be extremely relatable) (sick saxophone riff) (realization that something is deeply wrong with you) (you leave feeling like maybe life is worth living)

[shesmywiinona]

cash grab this cash grab that girl they’ve had the password to my bank account for years! they don’t need to grab shit i am handing it to them!

[ad-ya]

little to no discussion/representation of the supremely rare variety of foundational, lifelong friendship in star trek that is only and actually realized in the form of jake and nog. their timid approach of one another from opposite sides of the quadrant's cultural spectrum. their original animosity giving way to their fervent defense of one another to close minded parents; their prejudices transformed into solidarity with the same degree of vehemence. their gradual understanding of one another as individuals, rather than as archetypes of a species they'd been raised to detest. the slow, steady movement of nog's system of values to an understanding of the purpose of life as one he can share with jake... jake, on the brink of his best friend leaving him, saying he realized they'd done nothing together for years, just been with one another for endless, sunless hours on the promenade, playing dom-jot and watching bajoran transport ships dock.

the two of them growing taller and into bigger sizes of shoes, trying out new styles of clothes from garak's clothiers. doing the dishes in their new quarters, and learning how to pick up after one another. drinking rootbeer from chewed straws and thinking it was mundane, all the while—unbeknownst to both of them—doing the slow, quiet business of growing up.

[gaz-light]

Oh no! We both have an oral fixation and neither of us can get hard what do we do??

[captain-hawthorne-thesecond]

but they're so cute 🥺

[epsilonicronecronomicon]

Luigi Mangione and the real Claims Adjuster should have a public gay wedding when this is over and I mean that

[357magnum]

sister barnes every time mr reed would make eye contact with sister paxton

[homunculusalphonse]

rk1k + their weather related traumas. connor and snow. markus and rain. i'm so weak for that shit.

[funsizedshark]

[TAPE RECORDER CLICKS.]

DANIEL: okay, it's on now. uh... first question — you weren't always a vampire, were you?

[b0ligrafo]

Hazbin Hotel is a child's idea of what an adult cartoon is.

[youcouldbewonderful]

i think every mountain goats fan has at least one unreleased song that they think about all the time. mine is 02-75 i need it on spotify soooo bad

[wedobonesmotherf-cker]

Please tell me I am NOT the only person who got ZERO "anger" from Mizrak when he looked at Olrox after being turned.

To me it was Mizrak acceptance and embracing his new self.

I mean, I also got ZERO vibes from him actually rejecting being turned in that moment. He was injured but awake and aware enough to, at the very least, make a verbal protest. He didn't even flinch away.

Like, Mizrak KNOWS who he was talking to, he's far from delusional from infatuation. He saw a chain of events unfold around him; he realized the Abbot's faith was stained beyond the making of night creatures. He wrested with his faith since the very beginning of season 1. And then he has Olrox say to his face that what keeps Mizrak coming to him isn't hate, and he is actually caught off guard on his own feelings. He calls Olrox "Satan", he's not exaggerating here, he knows exactly what it means, he believes it exists.

For him to go from that to being completely vulnerable and admit his feelings to Olrox. To say he is scared of dying because the afterlife he dedicated his life to assure wasn't going to happen, instead he was going to spend eternity going through endless suffering...

Olrox calls him "My Love", and Mizrak knows well the conversation they had before on the topic. He understands well when Olrox says "The Devil is easy to cheat", he realizes what is going to happen before Olrox has his fangs in his throat.

There are a LOT of things Mizrak could have said and done instead of holding Olrox's hand back, and just staying there and letting it happen.

Now, back to the sunlight scene. I think it's a lot more to do with mourning and shedding his self image, and coming to terms with his new reality.

Olrox is the one feeling guilty, bc he too knows his lover all too well. But I refuse to mix his guilt to indicate an angry/despised Mizrak.

What I saw in his eyes was hunger and desire. If this is what he is now, he'll just leave his religious guilt and self-loathing behind with his past-self, and accept and embrace his urges. Which, fortunately, Olrox is right there willing to indulge.

[subrosa03]

🙅🏼‍♀️Trekkies against TATV !!🙅🏼‍♀️

[indigospyder]

I am SO in love with the theme of water/drowning in TMAGP rn. Genuinely so excited. I had to look up the transcript to understand “The Victim’s” (as the transcript calls them) muttering and I’m SO here for it.