#Cao says youre a cunt”
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mewhenimjustagirl · 14 days ago
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Cao again but, little kiddin. Like seven. B4 the tomorrow’s tea.
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misanthropiczombie · 1 year ago
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34 bro we're so close
also much as i do love ybi i dont want to see more fighting of this variety. i want them to go home and fight about zzs faking his death
zzs still mad AF
but HEeeeEEEy YBI coming in clutch to save them <3
zzs sitting there quietly at the other end of the table the TENSION
SHEN SHEN AND CHENGLING KNEW BUT ZZS DIDNT oh my god the blow up is gonna be amazing please
okay but hold please. in this YBI flashback he is wearing the hairpin he put in ZZS's hair that i thought he still had. consistency issue or just time passage. I'm still real focused on this thing
wkx sees zzs unhappy and is like just trying to hold it together
everytime someone says Wen-gongzi you see for just a second him being like 'please lets stop talking about me/this I have not had a chance to talk to ZZS and this is digging my hole deeper and deeper'
ohhh hes feeling The Nails too
but also has it been That Long. the passage of time in this has all been very hand-wavey
Xie Wang keeping his dad alive like this is Something and then Smiling Like That
Also love him in the lighter robes. There's something so satisfying about that.
GET ANGRY YESSS but also love it when he calms down and gets all intense
'abusing my loyalty was your downfall and you deserved it' nice nice nice
but also the good mouthfeel about how inspiring this kind of fervent loyalty in this particular manner (adopting a kid to manipulate him into your personal assassin force, yikes) being his ultimate downfall because he was Too Good at it.
Oh okay we're gonna have the domestic now, in front of a full table of people. He was really trying to hold it together but wkx poked teh bear. (well chengling poked the bear but)
"did I ASK you?" lol zzs is so bitchy some times.
his smile really is devastating
HIM MOVING HIS HAIR FOR HIM BC HES DRUNK
this is all very cute but THE HUG
wrong hair stick (none hair stick)
did he lose the medicine I wonder
man what stellar robe changes ALSO ZZS HAS THE HAIR STICK STILL
Gu Xiang's purple robes are nice AF
lmao she's SUCH a brat I love her "I've never seen you so pussy whipped either but here we are"
CHENGLING lmao "I'll protect u from her, don't worry BRO CODE"
ZZS is just liek WHO RAISED THIS CHILD IT SURELY WASNT ME WITH THAT KIND OF SASS as though he and WKX arent THE sassiest.
lmao cao weining nervours as fuck
ayeeeeeee
LMAO "mom said no, go ask dad" and zzs' expression reflects it lolol
oh so he's there to be a cunt about it because it is not master fan.
Word of Honor Liveblogging pt 3
OKAY PART THREE
Episodes 1-16 ⪻⨀⪼ Episodes 17-26
I realized I need to stub out everything if I actually want to make these directional and a new reblog for each episode. ITS FINE.
Anyways, onto Episode 27 and through the last episodes of the series. I'm so goddamned obsessed already.
dramatic xiao playing again. He doesnt eat his emotions, he plays the xiao.
Ye bai ye? oh its both of them lmao
and there's the drop but he really dont look that surprised
BECAUSE HES SMART AND IF WKX HAD JSUT TOLD HIM IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE
The fight WKX has been ITCHING for
YE BAIYE so stronk
Man i know im like a fucked up little gremlin, but Wen Kexing looks real nice with some bruises lmao
wkx's devastated look is making a lot of appearances and A) its so good like acting wise B) it's SO GOOD emotional wise
~sword glare~
Anyways I just want to say one of my least favorite things in cdramas thusfar is the plot armor/plot nerf. wkx and zzs both down from one singular blow? for a guy they've fought a few times? ((the wens eradicating all of lotus pier with ZERO casualties on their side?? im still salty)) anyways they definitely could have lasted longer.
ZZS going for the 'i'm not mad, i'm disappointed" route. Fatherhood has agreed with him
EHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHHDF me, hyperventallating into a bag: HE HELD HiS FACEa;lsdkfj no notes your honor
helpless child act lmao i love them i love them brat4brat i love this zhou zishu
she is trying so hard to keep it together just TELL HIM
good for him for sticking up for her.
Nut Bar
br u h is he in the bath. surely they have restored the manor enough for some more individualized rooms. there used to be 81 of his generation
DAMN ZZS "im not good at lying like you"
listen STAB HIM Zhao Jing fucking sucks and you deserve so much better.
KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM i believe in you so hard kill HIM
ope we have vocalized lyrics, something Important is going to happen. MAYBE HER SECRET WILL BE OUT THERE CHRIST
lmao wkx getting chengling (presumably) drunk what a fucking gremlin. ZZS just letting him
gremlin wkx and zzs is doing that dramatic sigh like he hates it except he absolutely does not
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bihansthot · 4 years ago
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Okay Tomoka...back at you.
I need some Noob Saibot 👀
It’s real Noob loving hours, I’ve been kind of on a baby kink with Bi-Han lately, soooo hopefully you aren’t averse to breeding kinks. I have a couple Noob only fics in my master list:
A Quickie about Noob in bed
Knifeplay with Noob (Male Reader)
Noob Daddy Kink (Female Reader)
Cao Wo (Male Reader)
Female Reader with SZ Bi-Han and Noob Saibot
Fade to Black (female reader SZ Bi-Han and Noob Saibot)
Ok so with that shameless self promotion out of the way here’s a filthy little quickie, hope you enjoy it love!
Your eyes roll back as the wraith pulls your hair sharply and slams his cock deeper into your dripping pussy, you can’t help but cry out at the sensation. The pleasure mixed with pain has your thighs trembling and he’s barely just started with you, “Bi-Han,” you whimper in a voice you almost don’t recognize. It’s breathy and thickly laced with lust as you tighten around his thick cock, he pulls another cry from your lips almost immediately as he pulls out, leaving just the tip of his dick inside your tight hole before snapping his hips forward burying his length to the hilt.
“You’re such a little slut for my cock, you know that right, qīn?” he teases, not moving his hips, he just waits for you to do the work.
You whimper as you thrust your hips backward, desperate to be filled over and over again, “it’s not my fault, who said you were allowed to have such a big, thick,” you pause to cry out as you find your sweet spot and drive the wraith’s dick into it with each rock of your hips, “p-perfect cock. Fuck, it feels so good, please Bi-Han, please,” you cry his name and beg him as you fuck yourself on his impressive length.
Noob Saibot just smirks, enjoying having his ego stroked as much as he’s enjoying your tight pussy, “is that so?” He lets out a low chuckle as his cold hand connects with your pert ass and he pulls your hair tighter, his blunt fingernails digging into your scalp.
“Fuck! Fuck! I’m gonna cum,” you wail as you throw your hips back with reckless abandon, everything feels perfect right now. You shriek his name as your eyes roll back into your skull, mouth hanging open as drool pools down your chin as every muscle in your body locks and your velveteen pussy clamps down on the wraith’s thick cock. Your world comes undone as you shudder and tremble in his tight hold, he makes a low grunt as your pussy spasms around his dick, pulling it deeper and deeper inside your tight canal.
He allows you a moment or two to regain yourself, his smug smirk ever-present as he flips you over, he uses his heavy, well-sculpted body to easily force you onto your back and pushes your legs into your chest as he lifts your hips up to put your entire pussy and ass on display. The wraith stays on his knees as he mounts you, his thick cock forcing it's way back inside your slick hole, pulling a shaky moan from you, “now this is a good look for you,” he grabs your face to force you to look into his eerie white eyes, “absolutely desperate for my cock, but I know you better than that qīn, it’s not just my dick you want, it’s my seed,” his grin only grows as his tongue presses against his canine.
“Oh, oh! Fuck! Yes, Bi-Han! Oh please, please I need you to fill me up, it feels so good when you cum inside me,” you ramble incoherently as the wraith sets a fast pace and drives into your fluttering cunt hard enough to make it borderline painful but you love it when he loses control like this. “P-please aì rén, give me what I want, let me give you an heir, please, my body is desperate to give you a baby, please, please Bi-Han, I-I need your cum. I need to feel your icy load painting my unprotected womb white,” you tremble and shake from need with each deep hard thrust from the wraith. You don’t even care what you’re saying anymore, part of you is vaguely aware that you’re begging Bi-Han like a needy little bitch in heat, but his cock feels too good for you to care as you throw your head back and arch your back as his heavy, perfectly muscled body presses you into the mattress.
Noob Saibot lets out a shaky sigh, he’s heard you beg him for this so many times, but tonight, with you underneath him with your desperate, flushed expression he can’t help but give in, “you better not waste any of it, I expect your filthy little cunt to swallow every drop of my load, and you better give me a son, I won’t settle for a weak heir,” he grunts as he pounds into your tight, hot pussy.
You cry his name loudly, his words making your brain short circuit with desire, “oh please aì rén, I’ll give you the strongest son, he’ll be a powerful, unstoppable warrior just like you,” you pant out in between moans. Your toes curl and you bite your lip to try and stifle your cries as his cock continues to piston in and out of you, each thrust driving his thick-cock head against your cervix, the action sending full-body shudders throughout your entire body. “Oh fuck, fuck, fill me up, please paint my insides white!” You squeal before biting down on your lip hard enough to draw blood as a mix of blood and saliva drip down your chin and onto your heaving bosom. Your hands knot in the sheet below you as you teeter right on the edge of completion.
The wraith lets out a guttural groan as his hips falter as he dominates your hole with a few more erratic thrusts, “I’m going to fill you with so much cum you’re going to be choking on it,” he rasps as his blunt fingernails dig into the flesh of your supple hips. His hips stutter before he drives his cock all the way inside the tight confines of your hot pussy, burying it as deeply as he can before giving you a slight snarl as he empties his load inside your waiting cunt.
You scream his name as the wraith’s orgasm sends you over the edge, you pant and whimper as you feel the thick globs of cum pumping into you. Tears of satisfaction stream down your cheeks as you lay there completely at the wraith’s mercy, it feels so right, so perfect as you revel in each little twitch and pulse of his massive dick. “Th-thank you aì rén, that was so perfect, I won’t disappoint you, I swear,” you coo in a sweet, love-drunk voice.
The wraith makes no attempt to move, just laying on top of you, enjoying the warmth of your body, “just don’t make me regret it,” he grunts gruffly.
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flor-de-turquesa-blog · 8 years ago
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Azul, de hecho
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