#Cant imagine trolls doing anything like that with other trolls

[sage-thetravler]

odd idea: the trolls from Trollhunters: tales of Arcadia, are made of rock. And as seen with Angor rot and a few other trolls, inside is some sort of crystal. I have a theory the reason for that is because to make another troll, they have to be carved from a crystal or stone. Obviously this is an exception for whatever those worm things are in the darklands.

And it also doesn’t seem like there needs to be two parents. Drall and Bular only have (or had) one parent clearly mentioned (that I remember, correct me on this if it’s wrong.), blinky and dictacious might have only had their mom (again, I forget if she’s even mentioned.). So it’s plausible if a troll knows how and wants to, can grab a certain type of crystal or rock and just, carve a baby. Maybe that’s what the markings on trolls are for, like enchantments that act like wake up calls for the carving.

[kameonerd566]

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[draco-after-dark]

I have a question, How did Branch or the other tribes react to Zock Zombie Feral? I assumed that Brab introduced him to the other tribes to show what the stings do to the tribes

Originally they wouldn't have even known about Rock JD existence. The Rock troll covered it all up because JD was a failed rock zombie. He was too powerful and didn't have any obedience's

But that has changed so now i can actually answer this.

I cant really give much on Branch's thoughts of Rock Feral since as soon as he arrives in the hot air balloon his still get immediately turned into a rock zombie. Rock Feral and Rock Branch as a very interesting duo. Feral is very much the loose canon of the two. Willing to attack anything that he doesn't like where Rock Branch acts as a pillar. He's their to regen Feral in and calm him down.

Although at the time they don't know who the other is. Feral thinking his whole family is dead and Branch still thinking his brothers never came back. This interaction of the two is by chance and even though they are basically strangers they are drawn to one another and remain by each others side until the guitar is eventually broken.

After that JD runs off and the movie plays out like normal

With regards to the other tribes you can imagine that they are all pretty horrified. Especially cause they think that Feral was just a regular troll Barb had blasted. They dont know the guitar wasn't complete or that Feral was already unhinged.

So yeah Feral scares the shit out of everyone Rock trolls included.

[ndoandou]

Ikevamp bois playing modern games part 2

Vincent

Vincent is way into.. gartic phone

Qnd perhaps skribble.io

Like way into it

He would sit down 12 hours in front of the computer and guess what HES BEEN PLAYING GARTIC PHONE AND SKRIBBLE.IO IN A LOBBY OF RANDOMS

12 HRS IN HES STILL NOT DONE WITH BOTH GAMES

Hed obv speedrun a drawing in a short period of time and manage to make it look *chefs kiss*

Imagine if skribble.io had a vc feature tho

No no, like imagine if people were actually toxic in this goofy ahh game

They would yell down vincent down the mic telling him to go play with photoshop

Randoms are salty that vincent can draw and portray even the most ridicilous prompts which results him with the highest score always

Not to mention hes really good at guessing even the shittiest drawimgs from other ppl

"Broer how- that persons drawing looks ridicilous, even arthur's dog could draw that"

"Don't be mean theo! I could guess the drawing from the emotional connection i felt from it"

Jean

Jean has a shitty brick nokia phone

And he really loves playing snake II

No im serious

Well i suppose momte doesnt trust him with any other phones than that

the last time he was given a smartphone he downloaded some hack and slash game

took the word slash literally and then proceeded to cut the phone into two

comte was too stunned to speak

momte didn’t want his kids to miss out on gadgets but he cant have jean destroying his smartphone

BINGO! a nokia 3310 it is! 

jean didnt know how to react at first, but he found it easier to navigate and thats when he found out baout snake II

found it a bit pointless at first but despite saying that, he doesnt realize that thats the only thing he does besids fencing

snake II is his pre workout

the only thing he will be doing before his fencing practice

before meals

and before bed

‘‘jean are you sure you haven’t had enough of snake II..?’‘ comte asked causiously as he never know how his son Jean would react

jean looked at comte and stayed silent for a hot minute

‘‘no’‘

Napoleon

OK FLASH BACK TO MY E BOY NAPOLEON FANART FROM 2021

its official

He plays league of legends

Napoleon is deffo a jungle/top main

Jungle preferabbly

Bros actually cracked coz hed turn any non meta champs into an absolute beast

I see him being especially good with pantheon jungle

Hed play league with jean tbh

And jean would be a dedicated top

But i dont see jean being the best player..

No, like imagine napoleon defending jean from "top troll" and getting spammed "?" On his lane

Napo would literally go to that persons lane just to steal their minion last hits

If hes feeling extra hed even use pantheons ult to yeet over to that player to ks all the minions on that person's lane 😭

"Jgl troll gg"

Ok napo is actually not toxic and is rly nice to play with

Hed even supp for you if ur learning a new champ

Hes only toxic to people who are toxic to his buddies

Comte

Ill be honest

Comte looks like someone who would download all games from every ad pop up he gets

And im talking about anything gacha related

He does not care whether the game is explicit or not as long as he can collect pretty characters

Is he interested in the gameplay??? Probably not.

"For what reason did you spend $$$$$$ on xxx game???" Leonardo asked as he scrolled through comte's in game billings, cocking an eyebrow

"Hm? Well i simply wanted to collect all of these lovely looking characters."

"Without leveling up your characters?"

"Non"

"Do you understand how to play this game?"

Comte only looked at him with his unwavering smile

"honestly this is the most ridicilous spending ive witness from you, heh" Leo snorted

"Much appreciated, but i dont recal asking for any input, old friend" comte retorted

Leo looked at him and sighed

"Honestly at this point i shouldn't be surprised"

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This took me forever to upload because i coulndn't figure what type of game comte would play then one day i was like AHAAAAA

Also i didn't proof read as always so pls dont chop my head off :"))

[partywithoutsmiling]

what does JD think of rock beast branch in general?

Hi!

Well to begin with, he doesn't know that the 'Beast' that is dodging Poppy's steps is Branch.

When they first met, it was entirelly by accident and neither pair (Poppy and Branch, JD and Rhonda) were expecting to meet each other, so the confrontation was rather unpleasant and tense.

Branch felt Rhonda was a threat to both of them, and the only thing JD saw was an injured Pop Troll being pushed down by a monster/critter/predator.

So it took a moment for all of them to calm down, with Poppy doing her best to convince JD that Branch is not a threat and in fact helped her escape from Rock Troll territory.

JD does react to Poppy calling Branch 'Branch'- but this JD thinks all his brothers are dead (meaning that Poppy is at first startled because JD's colours are very muted, closer to gray than she is at the moment, which had her mistake him for a Rock Troll at first). Anyway, JD thinks all his brothers are dead, and he especially feels guilty about supposed Branch's death, so hearing Poppy call her big scary friend that name really makes him feel raw.

But it also makes him more easier to deal with, his guilt being enough to turn away neither of them, helping treat both their injuries too.

So at first, JD's opinion about Rock Beast Branch are not all that positive; he's wary, and he is watching him closely- he had too many intimate calls with dangerous predators and RB!Branch sends all his senses aflame.

It doesn't help that Branch glowers of him all the time. Like yes, meeting JD was a shock- seeing his colours was even bigger one. He considers JD at the moment a tentative ally, but his personal hurts and bitterness is rearing their head, and his form hardly gives him the means to process all of those in healthy way. So the vibe JD gets from RB!Branch are pretty hostile, so it takes a good while before JD is able to even relax in Branch's presence.

Branch in the meantime is treated to an in on his Brother's emotions, since JD has a habit talking to things and critters that cant talk back- and once JD trusts Branch enough to relax around him, I imagine he'd mention something hinting at his true beliefs about his brothers' fate, and Branch cant do anything but listen really.

When JD finally realize that Branch is actually his baby brother, he is for a moment absolutelly stunned and elated- and then immediatelly horrified and angered. Learning- with Poppy's help and some guessing- of the possibility that his other brothers might be alive as well, he is determined to find them all too- and find them mostly for Branch's sake as well, since no way he is letting his brother stay a dangerous beast forever.

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another     insufferable                   tyrunt ! !  !                               this  one                                    not  even                                      charming ! its like only at least i can empathize with your brother ! is this how being immune to any social reprocussions makes someone act ? you should really be culled how we do it ! until you learn how to talk to people like theyre real ! spineless empress' footstool ! maybe try to remove her gluteal imprint on your face before you come online next time i cant believe reveri thinks hes lesser than you ! its funny ! im laughing ! you really seem to think you are anything other than an off-rust pet for a sadistic broken fake queen ! how does that feel ? to know a culled lime at the bottom of the sea is more free than you ? what do you even have in your pathetic life ? talking to people like that i think very little ! your mother will never respect you much less love you ! and anyone who interracts with you is just tolerating you to have friends in high places even if they would rather die than hear you glub its hilarious imagine the situation theyre in ! if they let you know how fake they are they are under fear of death ! no one could ever really care about you like that ! when they dont have a choice ! at least vitien had a choice ! vitens love for your brother was more real than anything you have ever experienced ! you think youre the top of the caste but youre just a kid ! a kid in charge of the lives of more trolls than i can imagine ! and every one of them is more qualified than a little pink wriggler with a bucket full of lusus problems treat raveri better red violet

[thewarnerbrothers]

alright i gotta say something

you really cant do anything when you have a moderately popular blog huh

look. im a lurker at heart. i just happen to have one issue: not being able to shut up when im interested in something. thats the only reaaon this blog exists. i didnt come here to make friends, though i ended up doing that along the way

i dont want or need your pity. what i need is for people i dont know at all to stop putting me under a microscope

newsflash: i dont matter. follower count doesnt matter. at all. do you know what its like having thousands of eyes on you all the time? it sucks

i literally cant do anything

if i block literal strangers, they get mad and try to publicly shame me for it. if i try to settle disputes amicably in private, its seen as bad. if i attempt to be open and transparent with modding decisions, its bad. if i ask people to actually talk to me, they dont. instead they kick up a frenzy in private to coordinate a stupid mass hissy fit disproportionate to any perceived slight they may have endured. if i make friends, people take it personally. people see that as some sort of insult. i cannot be friends with everyone. i wont. this hurts strangers feelings, dspite me not existing for their pleasure.

some of you feel very entitled to my time. you dont own me. i dont owe you anything. ive tried to not lose the few molecules of my mind left on a regular basis because of some people who are no longer in this fandom, and some who still are. and man. i am just. tired. of everyone. all the time.

i think even more than the fact that this series was released (mainly) as a bingewatch fest, what killed this fandom was you

not necessarily you, whoever is reading this. i mean the fans. in general. some of you are so annoying, rude, inappropriate, and willfully lacking in social skills. youre over dramatic. youre moody. youre dramamongering. youre liars. youre bullies. youre self-ascribed victims. you dont care about other human beings.

youre repulsive, frankly

you are part of the reason people have been leaving the fandom in droves. the homophobia. the transphobia. the ship hate. the inability to treat other people with basic human decency. the manufactured scandals. shut up and grow up

you know why i barely interact with larger fandom anymore? ill tell you

waves of harassment to varying degrees ad nauseam

creeps who refuse to even try to keep their fetishes to themselves in private groups that include minors

abusers (most of whom are thankfully now gone)

people befriending me only to reveal that they dont actually like or care about me as a person

the most willfully socially inept people to ever exist

nosy jerks who literally cannot stand not sticking their nose in personal problems that have nothing to do with them

people treating me and my blog like im google adsense. im not a billboard guys

people deciding i am evil for no apparent reason? sdkjfalsdjfa

thinly veiled anythingphobia pretending to be socially just (hi homophobes who imply that being lgbt by nature is 'adult')

people who just make things up. all the time. just make up a lie, say it passionately enough. if you try to defend yourself, youre seen as guilty/suspicious. if you try to resolve things quietly with only those involved, you're seen as guilty/suspicious. cant win

wankers who need to learn why parasocial relationships arent actually meant to be embraced wholeheartedly

really lame one-off trolls tbh

the most fandom discourse-poisoned takes i have seen since su hatedom was at its peak

im just tired of being nice all the time? i think you guys just like taking advantage of people you imagine to be good targets

listen. i am allowed to do whatever i want, regardless of how you feel about it. the same thing goes for you. i tend to try to resolve things reasonably and rationally, but i wont pretend ive never gotten mad or overreacted or made a decision i regret. ive made that pretty known. i like to think i've grown, and ive gone out of my way to apologize to people.

however.

some of yall do not understand that just because your feelings got hurt, it doesnt mean you are deserve an apology or an explanation. sometimes it literally is just a you problem. a skill issue. you need to grow thicker skin. learn how to curate your online experience. get. over it.

lets talk about blocking, shall we?

blocking is great. i block people all the time. i block bots, i block tag spammers, i block people who make posts with rancid vibes, i block people who ive personally interacted with and no longer wish to, i block because i get tired of seeing someones posts, i block people who post things that trigger me, i block blogs with icons i dont like. there's usually no grand reason for it, aside from egregious cases where i've been harassed. its also usually not personal. i will block people who ive followed for years. i dont care. i dont know most of yall. i know i've been blocked by tons of people and that's okay! i would rather people who don't want to interact with me do that.

if you get blocked, thats it. dont attempt to contact me again unless i reach out. im not the only blog in this fandom. youll live without my posts. i am not the arbiter of all things animaney.

im just some guy

i know that the people who need to hear this most will not care nor will they actually absorb what i'm saying. ive gotten a lot of hate over the dumbest crap. im done. i think i need to stop trying to be so friendly, because some of you think being a little pissbaby is the only way to interact with others online.

cant wait til i finally explode one day and just delete everything

tldr shut up leave me alone oh my god its not that big a deal jesus christ

[kirathespira]

( park seo joon, cis man, he/him ) — 🎬 just announced, Youngsoo “Sunny” Lee has been cast as stefan salvatore in the upcoming the vampire diaries reboot. the thirty year old is trending as people are debating if the confetti stuck in the hair, permanent marker stains of various colors, a hoarse voice from endless nights of screaming, that inevitable goofy grin when they smile they are known for is enough to make them as good as original. a quick google search shows that their fans call them honest, but internet trolls think they’re more tactless. i guess their newest interview for variety where they talk about the fact he told the studio approved story on how he auditioned to be the narrator for stefan for a few episodes but wound up getting the main role but is very excited to play the role. however the viral part of the video was reading one of the promo lines in meowth from team rockets voice will let people to know them better.

Sunny grew up in rural texas. (divorce tw)His parents were divorced shortly after he was born

Despite the driving between dallas and austin. Sunny tried to keep a happy disposition hence his nickname Sunny (divorce tw ending)

He often spent time imitating the voices from his favorite shows growing up. His first oppurtunity was the texas location in pbs sprout for pingu

Sunny was able to do the pingu friends sound effects and learned quickly.

Sunny essentially stayed on pbs sprout for the majority of his teens and late twenties, even letgave him the public service grant which let him get his bachelors in early teacher education

When Pbs sprout dissolved, he tried to go other children's network but they easily dissolved

He decided to move to california in hopes of finding a new voice acting gig. He only achieved some netflix shows with a bigger pay cut with some voice cameos

It wasn't until his major voice acting role led him to his big role

If you ask his agent he purposely auditioned for the role of stefan, being the ruggedly handsome newbie actor wanted to spread his wings

If you asked Sunny, he was just given a narrator script by his voice actor friend and told him it would good practice to get into narration/audiobook work (which at the time was more viable then children show acting). The director did a double take and asked him to do other lines and he nailed it....very well. Probably because the years of playing gruff voices helped

So now Sunny is a star....but not in the way he imagined

Personality

Sunny might be able to play suave but hes actually a dork

He seems very out there because he has more media training for children's shows

Probably spends his time going to daycares and doing his voices for kids

Is very overwhelmed by the glitz of glamour of los angeles

Know as very odd by paparizzi because he decides to do the smokey the bear voice telling them only you can prevent slander

Not sure how to react about being thirsted over.....hes like thank you but uhhh I'm really not stefan you know *sweat emoji*

Wanted: Friends, castmates, maybe complicated romantic stuff because you cant tell if hes friendly or flirty. anything really

[l0gitex]

15, 20, 24 for the asks! :>

tis a long one and also from a while ago

15. Biggest artist pet peeve?

LIKE.. IN OTHER ARTISTS? OR AS AN ARTIST? yknow what let me just answer both since i don't know in other artists.. gijinkas tbh sorry i really don't like them outside of few & far between rare cases.. i think it takes out all the wonder and imagination of a nonhuman character and particularly their design to go the most boring route ever and just maek them human IAIU#"/ though also ppl complaining about & being arrogant about not flipping their own canvases like why lol. it helps you. it supports improvement. its just annoying it isnt the boast they act it issss for myself ummmm.. i cant really think of anything so lets just say when my fcking computer freezes & i have to force restart it while im in the middle of drawing

20. What works have you drawn fanart of?

oh my god so fucking many dude fanart is my lifeblood being obsessed with media is 99% of my drive to make anything. i do make art otherwise but nothing activates my drawingbrain the way getting crazy about a new Thing does. sometimes unfortunate and something i feel kinda cringe for but whatevs here's some off the top of my head(...and top of my folder): futurama, sam and max, pinky and the brain, green eggs and ham, osomatsu-san, [REDACTED], yakuza, dan vs, undertale/deltarune, community, trolls, freakazoid, bill and ted, half life but the ai is self aware, regular show, mob psycho 100, count duckula, sonic, time squad, fallout new vegas, also a few obscurer movies or such. & of course some im embarrassed to mention bc they suck bad in some way or another ooor i regret ever liking. plus all the stray bits ive drawn for other people or just because of things im not actually into..

24. How do you deal with artblock?

either byyy just NOT drawing for a while, or messing around trying new / random / weird stuff. sometimes even just going to another medium entirely ie (physical) collage. idk if i fully believe in art block really being a thing but i also dont remember whatever stance i had in much detail so shrug. but like yeah generally if i am struggling with getting myself to make anything or amke anything i'm remotely satisfied with i either take a break or i push through it in whatever way. actually wait one more thing i do like to do is redraws of my own old art or like screencap studies & things like that. it kind of boosts your confidence seeing how you've improved especially when you are not feeling confident in your abilities, and i just find imitating references or others' drawings easier than doing anything from scratch in times like those

> Artist Asks <-

[valleynix]

DLC Miranda was actually so funny to me because this bitch FUCKING DIED, like she is dead, no longer has a physical body, IS NOT CAPABLE OF BEING ALIVE, and she’s still finding ways to be an asshole and all around nuisance. FOR SIXTEEN YEARS SHE WAS DEAD AND THENS LIKE “surprise bitch, I bet you thought you’ve seen the last of me” COMING IN LIKE THE GODDAMN KOOLAID MAN, LIKE GO TF AWAY!!!

AND THEN PROCEEDS TO HAVE A REPEAT OF THE SAME FIGHT. SAME ATTACKS AND EVERYTHING 😭😭😭

And then Ethan keeps popping up and Miranda is like “aw fuck this guy again” LIKE SHE SOUNDED SO ANNOYED AS IF ETHAN HAS BEEN TROLLING HER FOR 16 YEARS AND SHE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT CUZ THEYRE BOTH DEAD LMFAO the “Ethan you pest” came from 16 years of living with this man istg

Rose: *exists*

Miranda: EVA!!!!!

i will forever be upset with how lazy capcom was >:/ like idk it doesn't make sense at ALL for her character to just... not only repeat her previous mistakes, but to just fight the exact same way?? knowing that's what got her killed last time?? she's a really intelligent woman, i don't get it LMAO

AND THAT WAS PROBABLY MY FAV PART LMAO, just imagining him popping up occasionally to ruin her work or some shit and she's just "Ethan i SWEAR-"

aside from the laziness, it still made my day to see her in the DLC </3 capcom hire me for any other DLCs i SWEAR i can write it better LMAOO

[davepetaz]

hey, hi, what's up? it's me the headcanon anon from awhile ago, so it's been a bit and i thought maybe it would be a good time to finally ask about the god tier tattoo hcs

pleasant day from yours truly

hallo! sorry for taking so long to answer this lolz

i dont have my phone to draw up visualisations so everyone use ur imaginations ok? ok <3

it's not really anything crazy, it's more just that whenever someone reaches god tier, the symbol of their aspect is sort of carved into them? so it's better to refer to them as markings rather than tattoos. these markings also end up affecting scars gained while in god tier. some markings are easier to hide than others.

for example, Rose's marking can easily be covered up by her hair, as the marking is mostly within her scalp. because yknow. light = knowledge and all that. however some of the wavy bits do show on her forehead, and one of the longer ones touches her eye, which ended up giving her sectoral heterochromia (part of her iris is yellow while the rest is purple)

Dirk's is easy to cover up because it's just a giant heart symbol over the left side of his chest. the marking actually pulses with his heartbeat. also he's got a scar on his neck that's a slightly lighter shade of the heart symbol

Dave's marking is a bit more complex; it's multiple small time symbols surrounding one large time symbol on his back. the gears get smaller and smaller the farther away they are from the centre. more gears get added every time he time travels, so his back is completely covered, as well as the back of his neck and a bit of his arms. he tries not to time travel too much on earth c because he's worried about what'll happen if he gets completely covered

Jade has the space symbol on the palms of her hands, and her fingerprints actually changed to be the exact same shape as the space symbol. she also has constellations in her freckles and you can see Literal Stars in her eyes

Jake has the hope symbol on his back, but it's big enough to extend to his upper arms a little bit. also his eyes have a very very faint glow

Jane and John both have their markings on their arms. they start at their wrists and extend up their arms in an almost vine-like pattern. the tips of their fingers are also slightly off-colour, with John's being blue and Jane's being green. something special to John tho is his lungs are just straight up blue. like completely blue

Roxy is similar to Jade, in the sense that her fingerprints changed and her symbol is on her palms. however, her irises kinda... spiral into her pupils? and her scleras are that same bright off-white she described in the comic.

i honestly cant be bothered with the trolls right now but yea >_< hope u guys like my silly little ideas

[selamat-linting]

there was a few things i missed and got wrong on my homestuck liveblog yesterday. first of all, i mistook terezi with kanaya with that morallegiance chat with vriska. makes sense, they used to be roleplay buddies until that mess of an incident. not taking away vriska's responsibility from that clusterfuck but, wonder how much of it is doc scratch influence. good god girl, why are you gambling with a literal god? also WHY rose is trusting that white ball asshole? i dont like him at all. he's basically responsible to a lot of the mess the trolls and beta kids is going through.

anyway, at the last page i left off, terezi and vriska's attitude towards each other is largely shown in the boy-off with dave and john. with karkat screaming in the background (he always screams in the background). so its easy to miss that theyre very much in a weird complicated, frenemy state with each other. that in between space where you're not sure if theyre genuinely fucking hates each other or theyre ribbing on each other like two meanspirited friends do. i've been there sister, i've been there.

speaking of vriska (again, because she is my child who has every disease), oh her relationship/friendship with tavros is very conflicted and, i dare say, delicious? this is something that im sure would hit even harder if tavros wasnt relegated to the butt of ableist jokes more than he's treated as a character but. trust me. imagine youre tavros. your friend(?) is vriska. she crippled you, she saved your life, she berates you at every turn, she kissed you. deep down she only wants best for you. she wanted you to kill her. she wanted you to hate her enough to do it. she doesnt want to bleed to death alone. she's begging you to kill her. she's could have forced you to do it but she doesnt. because this is for you both to grow stronger and survive. thats all she wanted all along. for you both to thrive in a world that eats you alive. she needs you to kill her. oh god *head in hands*

-so its really really sad to see vriska being so lonely after killing tavros. she dug a hole too deep to get out alone and the remaining friends she had that could have accepted her again are all dead or too burned out of her. i wish they both can meet each other again. just to talk and find closure. like, tavros deserves to be angry with vriska and he deserves to have that peace he always wanted from her. and vriska deserves to start being a better person and getting some peace of mind. she deserves a chance, is all im saying. like, its okay if tavros cant give it to her. but some of her friends could. maybe terezi? the worst they ever do to each other in terms of direct harm is the eye injury. or maybe karkat? oh god i dont want to hear them arguing, i would go deaf!

-at least vriska has john! its nice to see them being friends with each other. Tbh john has been a breath of fresh air (hehe) in all the doom and gloom. im not looking forward to him meeting his dead dad but right now, my boy is walking around the village with one of the finest music i heard so far. and then he drive a flying car with WV. its just, he is so positive and amidst a set of characters who lost all of their innocence, he remains as the one guy who tries to enjoy the game and take everything in stride. he felt smug when the salamanders keep referencing in his title, he bought everyone hats and snacks, he gave moral support to vriska. the harley and egbert family is so positive about everything and its so endearing!

-AND JADE! fuck yeah she's starting to show how awesome she is. YES JADE say fuck you to karkat! its been long overdue!!! she also should say fuck you to vriska too as a treat. and fuck you to tavros too. and fuck you to that prince of hope (more like doom lol) who blew up her computer. she deserve monetary compensation to deal with that troll polycruel.

-special mention to dave btw. i dont remember him doing anything particularly exciting lately but i believe he's the one carrying the team. john and jade had to do their quest to be effective in defeating the english demon guy (the brits are all demons lol) and rose had to be their prime researcher and strategist, so he basically did the save everyone's ass part. i cant wait to see him hang out with terezi. Also is it bad of me to want him go godtier? Like, it would be interesting.

-and other time aspect characters i want to appreciate, aradia! babygirl have finally get rid of her hopelessness and come back to life! and now she's bringing the gang back together!!! and putting the pieces on why gamzee suddenly breaks. too bad gamzee never had a chance to show his personality. anyway, im starting to think i was wrong about lil cal. like, i think it was posessed but oh no its just bro moving him around, but somehow that fucking puppet is the one wrapped up in literally everything. aradia finds that shitty doll and somehow its connected to gamzee losing it and the game sgurb and doc scratch and... whats going on????

-in conclusion, timebound kids are always the one carrying the team. they are hard to find but theyre the one who could determine how you win or lose the game.

-but how can i forget? kanaya! she came through. i really thought she was dead! but she is alive, and she kills people with a chainsaw than apply lipstick to her bloodstreak lips. she is trying so hard to be Hinged. final girl behavior fr. i wonder how she's going to meet rose again. i hope she talked rose out of that suicide mission.

-and can we talk about karkat? man, imagine leading an army of kids who did kill and maim each other before the game even starts. imagine being the lowest of the social hierarchy and trying to make the most toxic friendgroup filled with racists and murderers to listen to you. imagine being able to do that despite all the odds, bring them to victory, and have the price right on your hands only for it to be ripped away and your friends devolve into chaos and murder several hours later. its a failure of untold magnitude. no wonder he's so disturbed and angry at himself and everyone.

-okay now that im done with the characters. i want to compliment how good everyone looks. the art and the fashions are all sooo amazing. the talksprite is also wonderful. im inclined to change my pfp into feferi's talksprite because i like her design so much. also because hooray! She's just dead, not corrupted by horrorterrors. in my mind she is laughing at tavros and doomed dave rap battle while surrounded by beautiful scenery

-also, i cant believe infinite stairs are referenced AGAIN with sollux and karkat. and SMUPPET ASS JOKE? on tavros dead body? lmao. okay i need to see smuppet ass on dave again. he was just so funny with it. and karkat shipping craze with jadesprite and jade. the jokes are really good, fr

[watercolormogai]

hi sorry for the mini vent but i'm so tired of having to say i'm pro para because like... imagine it had to be that way with any other disability. "yeah i'm pro autism." "i'm pro bpd" it sounds so fucking stupid. i don't know if i make sense but what i'm trying to say is that it sucks we have to treat paraphilias differently than any other disability or disorder or mental illness. i hope this doesn't come across as like anti-para or anything im bad with words lmfao

honestly ? v feel the same way

it sucks to have vy disorders painted as so horrible and disgusting , no one would actually ever support them except fake troll accounts . it sucks that theres basically no community (besides the radqueer community , but v'm clearly not in that) where there are a lot of people who understand and accept it . even people who "accept" it go on to talk about how "harmful paraphilias" are gross and immoral and only the "non-harmful kinks people pretend are paraphilias" are good and okay .

it absolutely sucks that v have to repeatedly say that v'm pro-para and still have people have no idea what paraphilias actually are and be against them because of that . like you said , nobody has to do that with any other disability , and even when people put "people who believe in narc abuse" on their DNIs there is really no one in the mogai community who is actually like that . meanwhile paraphiles are constantly painted as so incredibly horrible and wrong that people literally side with TERFs and call bigots "better" for not supporting paraphiles .

a lot of the anti-para shit in the community comes from people not actually understanding what paraphilias are or how they work . if v try to say "well someone with BPD isn't inherently violent and abusive because of their violent thoughts , and paraphiles aren't either" , v'm told that v'm ableist and a horrible person for daring to compare two disorders . if v try to say "people think you can cure being attracted to the same gender , but you obviously can't , so it's not very hard to understand that you can't cure being attracted to a child or an animal" , v get called homophobic and harassed for daring to say that pure innocent gay people are even slightly similar to the gross awful pedos . people who hate something are never just going to see one post and then suddenly change . they aren't going to see a hundred posts and even think about changing . a lot of ableists have said that even if it was their best friend who came out as a paraphile , theyd tell them to kill themself . so the lack of knowledge and understanding is going to take a long , long time to change , as absolutely frustrating as that is .

(plus , the fact that people think that any attraction to minors is pedophilia . that is not true and one of the main reasons why v feel the urge to punch anyone who says "i call maps pedophiles because thats what they really are!!!" because no you idiot map means any attraction to minors and pedophilia is only towards prepubescent children . the terms hebephilia , nepiophilia , ephebophilia , etc exist for a reason .)

it absolutely sucks to have to repeatedly say "yes , v support all disabled and neurodivergent people , yes including paraphiles they are still neurodivergent / disordered" . it should be basic common sense that all disabled and neurodivergent people are wonderful and amazing and your disorder doesnt make you a bad person , but for some reason it isnt . it constantly makes ve frustrated and angry because people choose to believe the media and hate paraphiles instead of just listening and understanding . having to say that v'm pro-para over and over is incredibly frustrating and makes ve just wanna hit things because oh vy gods why cant people just stop being so fucking ableist , but as frustrating as it is v know it's not going to change and until then we will just have to keep saying it over and over until people start understanding .

paraphiles being treated as "worse than" or "different" than other disorders is stupid and just ableism . no disorder is "worse than" any other . every disorder is morally neutral no matter what . if a paraphile hurts someone else , it is not "someone abused me because theyre a paraphile" it is "someone abused me becuse theyre a bad person" . "pedophilic abuse" is no more real than "narc abuse" . if an adult grooms a child , they are a predator , and actually that vast majority of predators are not pedophiles at all and the vast majority of pedophiles never groom / abuse anyone , so they probably arent even a pedophile . "dont armchair diagnose anyone" includes calling someone a pedophile because they hurt a child . dont call your abuser a narcissist because they probably werent and even if they were they didnt hurt you because of their npd they hurt you because they were an abuser . it is the same with paraphiles . treating paraphiles as "different" or "inherently wrong" only pushes them further and further away from any sort of help they may want to find and leads them to hurt themselves and others .

sorry that v kinda went off on a rant , but v have A Lot of opinions about this , as you can probably tell lol

[jack-ackles]

RANT

(unpopular opinion that's not so unpopular anymore)

Even thinking or imagining the life of hailey bieber is suffocating as hell

imagine you are 6 years into your marriage and still people try to tell you that your marriage is not real and your husband will leave you for his ex.

You cant publicly and openly talk about your husband, married life and future and wanting to have kids because you will be judged and be called pathetic gold digger

You are scared to have kids because you dont want the negativity and hate you are getting will be passed on to your kids too.

Imagine you cant even enjoy something, share a song you liked, support your friends, make a tiktok or reel you want, wear anything you like, do anything you want and be active and carefree on social media without it being always associated with an other woman.

You posting something casually and suddenly you are accused of copying, bullying, being insecure etc etc

people dont like to supoort you because they like the other women you are supposedly having feud with and always have a problem with everything related to you

They take even the tiniest thing you do or say as a reason to troll you or hate you

Everything you do is someway associated with the other woman and all you do is mind your business.

I want to blame justin bieber, i really do.

I want to say justin is the problem.

But

I remember the times he used to defend his wife with looong ass rants and essays on his instagram before he finally decided talking to trolls is of no use anymore.

i remember him constantly telling the trolls to leave hailey alone because his past relationship are in past.

I remember he posts more about him and hailey and pictures of hailey alone showering her with love and constantly showing the world how much she means to him.

I remember justin always supporting hailey with her work.. may it be rhode or any other project.

I remember when justin was on tour and hailey had to have a brain clot removal surgery how supportive he was.

I remember how he used to fly back to hailey after every single concert just to be with her.

I remember the songs and their beautiful lyrics he dedicated to her.

I remember him referring to hailey as "my wife" more than taking her name.

And i am not even hailing or glorifying justin for doing all this shit because that's what husbands are supposed to do.

Its been 6 YEARS. 6 FRICKIN YEARS. And they have to clarify about the "intention" behind every little thing they do. They have to tell off the annoying media and haters that they are not divorcing like every few weeks. Like recently hailey even said they are not divorcing, it was just two week ago and now there is that rumor AGAIN. just because both of them are taking time off social media and public eyes.

How long they have to do this?

How long before hailey can post something without it automatically being associated with that other woman and a dead relationship?

How long these people have to keep convincing people they aren't gonna get divorce everytime they are not seen together?

How long do they have to listen they are not happy with each other just because to dont give the perfect "happy wife/happy husband smile" and kiss and cuddle everywhere they go?

Like,,,,,, i have NEVER seen a large amount of people having this kind of negative obsession with a couple and wanting them to divorce.. and probably want bieber to go back to the other woman? LoooooooooL

i hope one day they leave hailey alone

actually leave justin alone too cuz he is not wrong to OFFICIALLY end things with ex and move on with his OWN life.

praying for them to be free from this bullshit cuz even hearing things coming up about these three people is EXHAUSTING imagine what hailey and justin have to suffer themselves..

ps: i am not even gonna talk about the shit justin and hailey has gone through which was directly the result/consequence of that other woman's cheap and obsessive actions which apparently is not new, its going on since like 2011-2012 when they first broke up lmao.

BYE.

[pesterloglog]

Jade Harley, Dave Strider, Karkat Vantas

Candy, page 19

JADE: how cute do you guys think johns baby is going to be

JADE: like on a scale of 1-11???

DAVE: i dunno

DAVE: i still havent come to terms with the fact that johns gonna be a dad

JADE: you dont think hell be a good one?

DAVE: i didnt say that but ok since you asked

DAVE: i mean think about it if you were gonna rank us in order of maturity based on all the years weve known each other

DAVE: about where would you put john

KARKAT: BELOW ME BUT ABOVE YOU.

DAVE: yeah exactly

DAVE: now hes all married and pregnant and hes got a mustache

KARKAT: I’M STILL NOT OVER THE FUCKING MUSTACHE.

JADE: why not he looks so good!!

DAVE: yeah he looks disturbingly good

DAVE: i almost cant talk to him anymore it looks so good

JADE: ohhhhh?

DAVE: jesus jade dont fuckin read into it

DAVE: a bro can appreciate how attractive his bro has become and maybe get a little breathless at the sight of his chiseled jawline and manly facial hair without being gay about it

DAVE: ive just been thinking lately everytime i see him that hes

DAVE: ok dont make fun of me for saying this but its like

DAVE: johns a Man

DAVE: not a lowercase m man but a fully grown up legit fuckin Dude with a leather briefcase and a suit that he only wears on special occasions

KARKAT: PRETTY FUCKED UP.

DAVE: i know right

JADE: hmmmm...

JADE: well...

JADE: ive actually been thinking lately about how since rose and kanaya had a kid and jane and jake had a kid and john and roxy are gonna have a kid.......

JADE: what would you think if maybe...

JADE: ....we had kids???

KARKAT: WHAT

KARKAT: WHO? YOU AND DAVE?

JADE: no stupid all three of us!

DAVE: uhhh

JADE: what??

DAVE: uhhhhhhh

JADE: look i know there are “issues” to sort out in terms of um....... feasibility

JADE: but i think there are a lot of options to consider!

JADE: maybe someone can help us out

JADE: like.... someone we know?

JADE: or i dont know! what about adoption!

JADE: that could be cute! adopting a little grub!! aww...

JADE: or a human! whatever! im not picky

DAVE: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

KARKAT: UHHHHHH IS FUCKING RIGHT.

KARKAT: JADE, DON’T YOU READ THE NEWSPAPERS?

KARKAT: THE NEW ADMINISTRATION IS CRACKING DOWN ON CERTAIN KINDS OF INTERSPECIES ADOPTION LAWS.

KARKAT: IF YOU’RE SO INTENT ON IT BEING “THE THREE OF US,” WE LITERALLY WILL NOT BE ABLE TO ADOPT A HUMAN CHILD BECAUSE THE HUMAN ADMINISTRATION IS AFRAID THAT I’D...

KARKAT: I DON’T KNOW.

KARKAT: TEAR INTO IT, AND FEAST ON ITS ORGANS.

KARKAT: AND IN THAT KIND OF POLITICAL CLIMATE? WELL, I’M NOT SURE IT’S A WORLD I WOULD WANT TO RAISE A TROLL CHILD IN RIGHT NOW.

DAVE: jokes on them ive never seen you tear into anything more complicated than a microwave dinner

KARKAT: I KNOW, RIGHT?

DAVE: i mean on the other hand if we adopt a kid young enough it would totally fit in the microwave

KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK, DAVE. I’M NOT GONNA EAT OUR THEORETICAL BABY.

DAVE: yeah dude i know

DAVE: youre probably like closet dad of the fuckin year

DAVE: just waiting for his moment to shine

DAVE: i bet youd whine and complain about getting a kid til we actually brought junior home

DAVE: the moment you saw his chubby lil cheeks your face would light right up

JADE: oh... i can imagine the look on karkats face right now

JADE: heheh

DAVE: yeah you know exactly the one

DAVE: like how he looks when his hot pocket finishes cooking in the microwave

DAVE: which he understands is an instrument of food preparation

DAVE: and not some sort of grim infant warming device

KARKAT: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING IT BACK TO THE MICROWAVE?

DAVE: oh

DAVE: cause i had more jokes to make about the subject

KARKAT: OF COURSE. GOD FORBID JADE AND I ARE NOT FORCED TO LISTEN TO EVERY LETTER OF YOUR MORBID INTERNAL DIALOGUE.

DAVE: whatever you love it

DAVE: anyway

DAVE: on the baby in the microwave front

KARKAT: GOD

DAVE: id be more worried about me being the one whod do the deed so to speak

DAVE: i mean its not like ive got a great demonstrative background in child rearing or anything

DAVE: considering all the places i got left as a kid i wouldnt be surprised if id just put our baby in the toaster by accident or something

DAVE: like if you tally up the amount of hours i spent locked in the fridge compared to the amount of hours i spent in the american school system learning how to be normal and do polynomials

DAVE: just sayin it looks dire

JADE: .....

KARKAT: ...

DAVE: yeah so anyway im gonna stick to hot pockets i think

JADE: dave

JADE: you really think youd make that bad a father?

JADE: even with me and karkat helping you?

DAVE: eh dont take this personally but im an evidence based hypothesis kinda guy and so far three way relationships in our friend group attempting parenthood...

DAVE: the record aint so lookin so good

DAVE: just saying

DAVE: a clown a fascist and a male sex icon walk into a bar sounds like the start of a bad but funny joke

DAVE: but when its the start of a family thats when it gets a bit less funny to me

DAVE: poor little dude gonna be fucked up

JADE: oh come on dave

JADE: tavros is a cute kid!

KARKAT: SURE, HE IS *NOW*.

DAVE: the moment cognitive function starts firing off in that kids head hes gonna be scarred for life

JADE: we dont KNOW that

DAVE: jade i know jakes like your bestie

DAVE: and also your grandfather

DAVE: and also kinda your grandson

DAVE: oh also your fucking dad i guess

DAVE: but his relationship is bad

JADE: hey... thats...

JADE: not NECESSARILY true...

KARKAT: YOU’RE RIGHT, IT’S NOT FUCKING TRUE.

KARKAT: DAVE’S JUST BEING GENTLE HERE TO SPARE YOUR FEELINGS.

KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS NOT MERELY “BAD”

KARKAT: HIS RELATIONSHIP IS A FLAMING WRECK OF AN INTERSTELLAR WARSHIP HURTLING TOWARDS THE PLANET AT TERMINAL VELOCITY WITH THE ENTIRE CREW BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERED UPON REENTRY, SHOVED STRAIGHT DOWN THE CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND THEN IMMEDIATELY SHAT OUT THE OTHER SIDE, THUS FLOODING THE ENTIRE FUCKING NEIGHBORHOOD WHEN IT CLOGS UP THE LOAD GAPER.

JADE: ...its not like i dont know that

JADE: john never shuts up about it

JADE: i mean, he and jane used to be close back when we all first met but last time i talked to john he....

JADE: well, he accused her of “raping” jake

DAVE: oh shit

KARKAT: YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY.

JADE: its not like i dont worry about jake but come on!

JADE: were all adults

JADE: what am i supposed to do? show up at his window dressed like the blue fairy and whisk him away from his terrible life??

JADE: maybe that would work for a few days, but one thing i learned from dating around a lot in my youth is that no ones going to leave a bad relationship until its THEIR idea to leave

JADE: its...

JADE: ME???

DAVE: holy shit

KARKAT: WHAT IN THE EVER LIVING FUCK?

DAVE: uh

DAVE: good question

DAVE: idk but we should probably get her some help

KARKAT: HELP? FOR WHAT??

KARKAT: IT LOOKS LIKE HER INTERNAL ORGANS ARE OBLITERATED. SHE’S COVERED IN MORE BLOOD THAN I THOUGHT HUMANS EVEN HAD INSIDE THEM.

DAVE: well we cant just leave her in this fuckin hole man

DAVE: come on gimme a hand

KARKAT: JADE?

KARKAT: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON HERE??

KARKAT: WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THIS

DAVE: hey jade you hear us

DAVE: jade???

JADE: yes dave i heard you

JADE: i need to talk to jane

[jaekaicx]

calamity trio playing minecraft

because i said so

marcy

look theres no way marcy doesnt canonically play minecraft i will fight you on this

he knows basically everything about the game

crafting recipes: memorized

redstone: mastered

farms: built

hotel: trivago

theyre a very well rounded player, but theyre best at redstone and building

hes made plenty of huge elaborate mega bases decked out with auto farms, fancy storage systems, a hidden entrance or four, and anything you could imagine

semi competent in pvp, but great at pve

somehow memorized ALL of the potions

traps trAPS TRAPS TRAPS-

has pulled many all nighters working on projects on the server

always forgets to sleep (haha just like irl), so theyre constantly plagued by phantoms

has tried streaming multiple times with various degrees of success

can parkour

anne

marcy got her into the game initially, but she ended up genuinely liking the game

just ur average minecraft player

she likes to explore a lot, but also tends to die a lot, a bad combination

cant remember any of the crafting recipes for the life of her

steals borrows lots of stuff from marcy’s farms (they dont really care)

likes to interact with the villagers a lot

she convinced marcy to help her renovate several villages

keeps every pet she lays eyes on, theres a whole building dedicated to all of annes pets

surprisingly good at pvp; refuses to touch redstone

“lol whats an organized hotbar?”

“anne please im begging you just fix up your hotbar” “no”

hates the nether with a passion

can parkour

sasha

marcy and anne forced her to join their server (they regret it sometimes lol)

the resident griefer and prankster

he grinds for days just just to get the best equipment

yells at eight year olds on hypixel, has been kicked and nearly banned multiple times

almost a pvp god

dabbles in redstone to make traps, but thats all he can do

has a dog army, still building up her numbers

has a hidden base with multiple hidden rooms and vaults (had to look up many youtube tutorials)

has a nether base, its basically his second home

exploits villagers for mass profit

anne eventually convinced her to at least give the villagers a decent living space

cannot parkour

extras

the three of them team up in 3v3s bedwars and demolish all the other teams. marcy does bed defence, sasha goes after the other teams, and anne does a little bit of everything

sasha would probably win in a 1v1v1

sasha continues to curse at children on the internet while anne tries to stop her

they voice chat a lot while playing, but its theyre either screaming at the top of their lungs or its complete silence. theres no in between

anne gets sprig onto the smp and he spends the first few weeks getting constantly trolled by sasha

polly knows better when she joins, she and sasha have brutal prank wars

everyone knows better than to get marcy into a troll war, even sasha

marcy tries to get maddie into minecraft, but shes too appalled by the inaccuracies in the potions

sprig and ivy like to play games on hypixel the most

renamed their server “the therapy smp” after amphibia