#Canada kinda sucks man

[take-it-on-the-run]

Imagine: Wearing Baggy Clothes with Dean

Dean Winchester x Reader

Word Count: 900

@ghostlyaccurate requested: Hii! Can i please request an established relationship Dean Winchester x fem! Or gn! Reader who always wear insanely baggy jeans and just some friendly banter like: Reader: *gets in the passenger seat of baby, holding the jeans up a bit like a dress* Dean: Reader: *looks confused at Dean* Dean: you gonna leave some jeans for the clowns in the circus? Reader: oh fuck off Winchester Dean: I'm just saying, you hold them like a princess dress Reader: how the fuck did you get me to fall for you? (Bonus: his reaction when he sees reader in a tight fitting dress/ silk, short ish nightgown, for the first time and he's just like :0)

A/N: Good God why didn't I write this sooner?? I'm a baggy pants girly myself and I was able to write this so easily. Gonna apologize to @ghostlyaccurate because I have been swamped in school work and just remembered my inbox was a thing. Thank you for requesting and giving me inspiration to write! I hope ya'll enjoy my first imagine!!

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You’d always stuck to baggier styles

It started with comfort, and then you realized that bigger pants lead to bigger pockets

Bigger pockets meant not having to run back to your car to get gear you couldn’t carry

You met Dean while Sam was at Stanford, and before him, you never thought much of your preference

Then, a few months on your ride across the nation to find John, you caught Dean looking at you with creased eyebrows and chuckling

“What?”

Your hands were balled up against your sides, raising the legs of your pants to let you step in the car without tripping

It came out harsher than you intended, but Dean didn’t mention it if he noticed

“You always ball up your jeans like some kinda princess whenever you get in the car. Might have to start callin’ you ‘princess’.”

You shot him a glare that you now know rivals one of his brother’s

Without you rebutting him, he poked at you again

“Gonna leave some jean for the rest of us? Might have to call Canada to warn them.”

You smacked him playfully, lips breaking into a smile

“Fuck off, man, do you know how much it sucks when you don’t have pockets for anything?”

Dean poorly blocked your hand, looking over at you silently as he revved the car

You relaxed into your seat at his silence

“Exactly.”

Looking back, you had no idea how you managed to fall for him

Then again, you felt similarly to his feelings for you

After the two of you found Sam, and then shortly after found, and lost, John, it was a quick spiral into solving whatever case the three of you could get your hands on

One of which included finding and destroying a hand of glory alongside your friend-not-quite-friend Bela Talbot

When Dean told you about the plan the first time, you weren’t thrilled that he said he needed you to work all together

You were even less thrilled when he unveiled that the hand was kept by some rich guy

Who was hosting a fancy ball

And that you still needed to come in

You didn’t mind formal events, occasionally enjoying getting dressed up made you feel good

But with Ms. Big Ben on your team ushering you to a room to get ready, you remembered the last time you were done up like this was at your senior prom

Where, if Carrie wasn’t already the prom scream queen, you’d have taken the crown

You went with some friends, but your parents only let you go if you brought some protection with you, and not the rubber kind

Growing up a hunter was tough enough for you, and you wanted to feel normal for just one night

So you left your gear in a bush outside the venue

Dumb idea

That night ended in a vampire’s head soaking you in blood, your poor date knocked to the ground, looking at you with horror

He skipped on the details but shared the part where you were covered in blood

You left school before the year ended and were able to get your diploma from home

Now, looking at yourself covered in more makeup than you normally wear and fabric clinging to parts of your body you were sure people forgot existed, you prayed the night didn’t repeat itself

At least this time your date would be impressed if you decapitated a monster

You willed yourself out of the room, following Bela down the stairs where Sam and Dean stood waiting in tuxes

Dean’s eyes scanned every dip and curve of your body, and you wanted to stick your finger in an electrical socket

Bela left for the car, Sam close behind, leaving Dean to stare at you alone

You waited for him to say something, a remark about looking done up for once, but he didn’t

Instead, his tongue darted onto his lips, leaving them parted as you stood still

Was he… gawking?

He’d told you that you were pretty countless of times, but this moment felt like something completely different

“You look… amazing.”

Before you could fathom to accept his complement, you let a wise crack out

“You’re saying I don’t normally?”

He laughed, shaking his head

“Never said that, sweetheart.”

Smart man

It was a small pause in your daily hunts, where you felt normal for a moment

When you were eventually covered in blood, dirt, and grime by the end of the job, Dean stood beside you in a similar state

He looked at you, eyes still holding the mystified look he gave when you first came down the stairs

No horror or disgust

And, the next day when you returned to your regular clothes, you noticed the way he looked at you held an awe-struck sense

Then again, you thought back to all the time you’d known him. Back in the car, when he was giving you shit, he looked at you with awe

If only you’d been able to see it earlier

[communist-ojou-sama]

Polish neonazi who has spent their entire life in Canada and has never set foot on Polish soil: We Poles are just so glad that the evil Soviet Union is gone now so we can venerate our national hero, Władysław the Jew Smiter, without censorship.

Ordinary Polish guy: Idk man it kinda sucks that western financial firms came in and bought all our national industry and our social services are shit now and the picture of "upward mobility" offered to us is going to the UK and picking tomatoes in rural Kent while the inbred grandniece of the architect of the Bengal Famine films herself cracking a whip over our heads for her #girlboss motivational instagram account, and the main outlet for that frustration is catholic christofascism. Maybe it wasn't so bad before the fall of the SU (all of this is in polish so anglophones can't understand it and don't care to translate it)

smug liberal whitey, to me: Don't you hysterical darkies see? ex-soviet people are Glad the soviet union is gone! Look at what all polish people are saying, which in the english language is entirely sentiment one and not sentiment 2!

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

Giving Him Head - (W/ America, England, Canada) x GN!Reader SMUT

Summary: Smutty little scenarios where you go down on some (America, England, Canada) of the nations. Yup. 💕

Contents/Possible Warnings: Oral sex (male receiving), Hair Pulling, praise kink (kinda), implication of multiple orgasms, SMUT, MDNI

America (Alfred F. Jones)

Alfred had always been fond of throwing large parties, a firm believer in "go big, or go home." The biggest one he threw each year had to be his birthday party. He could go all out with fireworks, cookouts, and every red-white-and-blue-colored food he could ever ask for or dream of having. The presents were a nice thing to get too, but you always gave him his favorites.

Usually, he'd receive it after everyone had left and gone home, leaving only the two of you, but today he wanted one a bit earlier, leading you to sneak off with him to a secluded area of the house while everyone remained outside.

"Fuckfuckfuck," he groaned, tugging at the locks of your hair while you sucked on his cock, stroking what you couldn't fit with your hand. He had been pent up all day, especially after seeing you dressed in the stars and stripes of his nation's flag. You looked irresistible to him for the entire day, so much so that he didn't think he'd make it this long without either of you touching each other.

"That's it, you're doing such a good fucking job," He praised, throwing his head back with a loud moan as you paid extra attention to the tip, swirling your tongue around it as the salty taste of pre-cum filled your mouth. He was being loud like he always did. It was his day today, and he'd be damned if he didn't enjoy every last bit of it.

He began to lightly thrust upwards, hips meeting the up-and-down bobbing of your head. You looked so beautiful like this, lips wrapped around his thick length while you looked up at him with half-lidded eyes filled with wanton desire. Oh, he was going to wreck you later after all the guests outside had returned home. You were his favorite birthday present, after all.

England (Arthur Kirkland)

Arthur was a composed man who did his best to act like a true gentleman to those around him, especially to you. He kept his words and actions proper, but no one can maintain their composure every moment of their life. Especially not when they have their partner on their knees for them and ready to please.

"Fuck," He cursed, the sound drawn-out and a lewd cross between a moan and a whine. He was rarely ever this vocal, but with your lips wrapped perfectly around his cock as you managed to take the whole of it inside your warm, wet mouth, he thinks he could forgive himself for being a little too loud. When you look up at him through eyes that look too innocent for the act you're doing, his composure slips even more.

"Just like that, love," he manages to get out shakily, already close from how well you're taking him. "You're going to make me cum." He moans, hands finding themselves buried in your hair, light pulling at your soft locks as you manage to take him in even deeper, your bobbing up and down with an increased speed.

The delicious, almost pathetic noise that escapes him makes something click inside if you, and you know things aren't finished here until he's a broken, babbling mess of the gentleman he portrays himself as. He was yours to ruin, after all.

Canada (Matthew Williams)

Matthew had always been a people-pleaser, more ready to do things for others than he was for others to do for him. He was a sweet man in every aspect, and you believed that type of good needed to be paid back double, even if he insisted that it didn't. It took a decent amount of coaxing and reassurance to get him in the position you were in now.

"P-Please–" He stuttered out, only to let out a loud gasp that turned into a whiny moan as you swallowed his cock whole. He didn't know what he was begging for; was it more? Was it less? He didn't know anything other than that the warm wetness of your mouth around him felt overwhelmingly good. He had already cum once, but you showed no intent on stopping.

He was already close again; the sight of you on your knees in front of him, combined with the way you were taking him, was growing to be too much for him to handle. His hands found themselves grabbing at the bedsheets below as he tried to delay what was to come and enjoy the moment a little longer, but you grabbed them, moving them to your hair.

"Pull it, be as rough as you want, I won't break." You told him quickly before your mouth returned back to his cock. He let out a soft moan, experimentally tugging on your locks, pleasantly surprised when a moan of your own left you while you continued to bring your head up and down. Maybe, just maybe, getting rewarded for his good deeds wasn't so bad after all.

[chaoticprussia]

I just lucked into seeing your DID / system America AU and it fucks so hard. That guy should be allowed to have 50+ alters. It's fun :].

(I'm actually incredibly happy that he has 50+ alters. Most times I see people make system AUs, they only make a small handful of guys. Which is fine! But just. Big system loves the guy that has many headmates /lh.)

REAL also making the states his alters just made sense. hed start out with 13 and then just get more has he expanded westward and did more fucked up shit. it just makes sense! and he probably got the first 13 while under britsh rule cuz britan fucking sucked at being his dad goddamn. what a shitty king.

hes probably one of those systems that have a hard time knowing who the host is or who the "real him" is. hes got a lot of identity issues lol.

texas is probably the alter that acts the most like america and is closest to the "real him" but thats because texas hates being a system and refuses to acknowledge he is one so he just assumes that he IS america. which stems from the fact that texas wants to be his own country. so just "pretending" to be america is easier for him. that guy has massive identity issues i will not lie.

all the states kinda just try their best to "pretend" to be america. thats why ame usually looks like hes the same guy from the outside but like with a really bad mood disorder or something. which he also probably has lets be honest. also with the worlds shittiest memory but hes somehow managed to convince all the other countries that having shitty memory is just like totally normal for him and they just think hes being a forgetful jackass when he forgets their names for the hundredth time. its just part of his asshole charm.

but in actuality how do you expect like fucking alabama to remember all the fucking countries of europe AND asia? hes not built for this man. he literally just got here 30 seconds ago and has no idea where he is or what ame was talking about. time to completely throw off this UN meeting by talking about canada for 20 minutes because thats the only guy he knows and cares about.

also because theres so many of them some of the states just straight up dont like each other and will make it everyone elses problem if they get pissed off about it. americas in a bad mood and not listening to anything were saying? its cuz new york and new jersey are fighting again and its ruining the vibes.

i can do some much shit with this au. hehehe.

[call-me-liquid]

The farms posted this in response to my post here:

Here's the video. Yes, as I understand it, Cam's description of businesses that import foreign goods does work like this here in Canada. And it sucks-- because the seller will still offload the upfront cost typically onto their buyers. As tax loopholes go it's one of the less egregious ones here in Canada, and it sometimes helps small businesses selling imports too, but. Considering all the products Canada imports, I think it does less to help customers buy local and more to give foreign importers an excuse to jack up prices for a little treat during tax season, but, whatever. I'm not an economist.

But like, getting past that I had to watch this video a second time to really get what he was saying because I was kinda distracted. . . Hey bud, what's going on with your 'stash my man?

. . . Is the reason why Lily's suddenly decided to distance herself from Cam because . . . He's cosplaying as some kind of, truckstop bathroom gloryhole Hilter now?

[accirax]

(Reminder that you need to click the link that's beneath the screenshot.)

Already read the translation. Hopefully you can too because it's hilarious!

agreed, the three of them (and Jake as well) should be friends. although, i don't know if Drew really has any bullshit for Dan to put up with? he seems like a pretty chill guy. really, it's more Dan and Drew having to try to talk Tom out of whatever trouble he's gotten into now, yet Tom still following his heart and making mistakes constantly.

i'm also going to combine some more of the tweet asks below the cut!

This is actually pretty cute ngl. (saying as someone who doesn't particularly care for aleriya either way (though I can see the appeal/aesthetic))

ooh, they look good in red! maybe it should've been the red team instead of the yellow team. well, then we'd have to put Grett and Yul in red as well. maybe not.

this artist did a great job of capturing all of the detail in the costumes, and i like the kinda painterly brush they used. even though i don't ship aleriya either, they totally look like they'd be the romantic leads of a kids' picture book.

Aww~ :)

stop staring at me with them big ol' eyes-- (/j)

very cute! i like the color palette. sucks that this baby already has to wear glasses, though. imagine your eyesight being so terrible that you have to wear glasses before you can even read.

(or, maybe they're Cheryll's glasses. that would be precious.)

Love the redraw! :)

Aiden looks so over it, lol. as if you wouldn't be doing the exact same thing if James was out there doing cartwheels.

the artist did a good job reinterpreting the pose with the more realistic proportions of their style. maybe i should try doing some Disventure Camp pose redraws someday; that could be fun. although, i'd wager that the next DC thing that i draw will probably relate to season 4, though i can't say that for sure.

AWWWW!!!! X3 Really hoping that we get, at the very least a 5 second cameo of Drew in TomJake, since they all live in Canada. I need it. I miss my baby. He was gone too soon. ;-; I won't lie, I personally do not care for Jake and Tom getting a spinoff story, AT ALL. But I might end up watching it anyway, for the extra lore. And who knows, if it gets enough views and does well enough in the community, it *might* convince Jared and Robert to make spinoffs for other characters. Like Drew. Or Ashley. Or Alec (which is what I'm hoping most for if you could n't already tell).

the pose sort of reminds me of a polaroid that they would show in the credits of the movie to reassure that everyone is having a great time after the plot is over. actually, i guess it has similar vibes to the canon instagram post of Ellie and Tess graduating, so maybe that's where i got that idea, lol.

including Drew as a background gag would honestly be a brilliant idea. like, Jake runs off somewhere, and in the background, there's just Drew holding up a piece of paper that says "???". i have no clue where in Canada Drew and Tom/Jake/Miriam live-- the country is quite large, so it could be an equivalent distance to Ashley living in Texas and Ellie/Tess living in New York-- but given that Ellie will be in the series, someone is travelling somewhere! so it's definitely possible.

i'm pretty neutral on the TomJake series, mostly because i don't know what it's going to be about. in a best case scenario, it's a delayed wrap-up to All Stars, further exploring some of the plot threads that weren't fully developed leading up to and after Riya's win. in a worst case scenario, it's a disjointed collection of mildly confusing fanservice, a la "Derek and Trevor accidentally kiss in the shower." (i actually liked that episode as a whole, but man was that moment in particular cringe.) i'm definitely going to watch it just so that i know what's up, but i do feel like they probably could have better used this time elsewhere (more staff stories, official season epilogue, start s4 faster).

but, Sapphire, if they did an Ashley, Drew, or Alec spinoff, how would they lure people in by putting gay people in the thumbnail??? (/s) mostly kidding, but i'm sure it is true that they were willing to bank on a TomJake series because they knew that those popular characters would get the clicks. if we got another spinoff, it'd probably be jaiden-centric, lmao.

of course, Ashley and especially Alec are also pretty popular, so it's not outside of the realm of possibility! an Alec series would definitely good, to clarify his relationship with Fiore, learn a bit more about his family, and perhaps touch on what Riya's up to after the show. an Ashley show i fear would lack any conflict (because she slays at life so hard), but maybe we could learn a bit about her family too.

They would make a neat duo ngl. If Dan ever made it to All-Stars that is. 😅 I actually remember one Ally greeting where she said she thought Dan was a pretty cool/nice guy and how unfair it was the way Gabby cheated him in eliminations, or something along those lines. I can try to find it later.

oh, these two could definitely make a nerd alliance. throw in Alec and Lake and you'll have brains that brawn and beauty should definitely watch out for.

are Ally, Dan, and Alec the only (main) characters thus far to wear glasses? oh, i guess there's Oliver too. typecast fr.

Enjoy this random art of Lill leading a family of ducks

so cute!!!!! i love the ducks' little hats and scarves. the purple team deserved an animal mascot. i bet Ashley would love to pet these little guys as well :)

Add Dan, Drew & Tess and this book club is complete! 😁

"Disventure HS" intrigues me. is this an AU where they're all students in high school? even if Alec was a senior and Fiore was a freshman, having them that close in age would be cursed as hell. hopefully Alec is just the literal librarian. maybe it's "bring your niece figure to work day".

Ellie/Alec/Fiore/Lake/Dan/Drew/Tess would be a really interesting tribe to start with. i wonder who would get voted out first?

Hm. Interesting chart. The one I agree most with is that I definitely would've liked to see an interaction between Tess and Alec. Those two do have quite a few things in common (quiet, reserved/introverted, level headed, fairly intelligent, logical, lone wolves who like to read, etc.) so I'm sure they would've clicked well with each other. Eh, who knows? Maybe there was some interaction at the motel off camera. Though that is mostly just wishful thinking, since I highly doubt either of them would ever see a reason to talk to the other with how little they know about each other, being from separate seasons and all.

yeah, and Alec was in the Motel for a pretty short amount of time (2 episodes, maybe like 5 days). canonically, he probably spent a lot of that time talking to Fiore and then Connor. Perhaps Ellie and Grett as well.

god knows Alec could use a therapist friend, though. maybe if people started following each other online, they could wind up chatting with each other then! or, i'm sure Alec would read Lake's book someday, so he could at least see her illustrations then.

i think you can probably guess which box i agree with most. (it's the favorite friendship one)

thanks for sharing all of these tweets with me!

[lizardperson]

any way the wind blows

[on ao3]

fandom: original work rating: g wc: 638 prompt: #fff286 anything could happen for @flashfictionfridayofficial

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Mika stopped drumming along to the music and eyed July, who was fidgeting around with the zipper of her jacket.

"Dude, why are you so nervous?"

"Because I'm always nervous on trips!"

"We're just going to Toronto?! We'll be back home in two days?" Mika chuckled, not understanding what the big deal was. She and Aaron had rather spontaneously decided to go on a little weekend trip to see a band they liked, and had talked July into joining them.

July gnawed on her lower lip. "So what? There's still a ton of things that can go wrong on trips. Anything could happen."

"Like what?"

"Maybe I forgot something. My toothbrush."

"I know Canada is a mythical place, but they still have like supermarkets and stuff there," Aaron objected from the driver's seat. "And toothbrushes."

"He's right," Mika confirmed. "We can literally buy anything there. Well, almost - got your passport?"

July dug through her bag and pulled out the document. "Yeah." She still didn't seem convinced though. "What if… it's expired." Of course she had checked multiple times already. But still. What if.

Mika snatched it out of July's hand and checked the expiry date. "Nope, all good. Cute picture, by the way," she grinned.

July blushed and grabbed it back, tucking it into her bag. "What if we get arrested at the border."

"What for?!"

"…maybe someone put drugs in our car or something."

"Then we take them all ourselves," Mika laughed.

"What if we get mugged in Toronto, and our passports get stolen, and they don't let us back in."

"Come on, now you're getting ridiculous. Also, I doubt we would be the first dumbass Americans who manage to lose their passports somehow. There's probably a dedicated counter at the border crossing for that. Canada doesn't wanna keep us."

"What if the car breaks down."

"Then Gabriel will come and pick us up. That man loves playing knight in shining armor."

"Unless our car explodes with us in it," Aaron interjected, getting a glare from Mika.

"What if we get into a snowstorm."

"It's April!"

July grimaced in response, then listed her next scenario. "What if our hotel sucks."

"Aaron and I have stayed in that exact same place before. Last year."

"…what if it burned down suddenly."

"Then we find somewhere else to stay. I know for a fact that this city has more than one hotel."

"What if the concert gets canceled."

"Then we find something else to entertain ourselves. Like, that is the smallest of problems."

Aaron piped up again. "Oh! What if the support band dies unexpectedly, and we have to jump in, and then we get super famous suddenly!"

"Shit, I didn't bring my guitar," Mika lamented. "No wait, or what if you fall madly in love with a Canadian and don't want to come back with us!"

July playfully punched Mika's arm. "Now you guys are getting ridiculous."

"Yeah, who would ever fall in love with a Canadian," she laughed.

"Don't be mean."

Mika got serious again and grabbed July's hand to reassure her.

"You know what's the worst that might happen, realistically? The pizza we're getting for dinner is kinda mediocre. Or our hotel room neighbors are fucking too loudly. Or I talk so much that you want to strangle me. Everything else? Highly unlikely. Nothing bad will happen. But if it happens, we'll figure it out. Dude, we got this."

July sighed and collected her thoughts for a moment, then she nodded. "Okay, fine. We got this. Just don't abandon me there or something…"

Mika squeezed her hand. "I'll stick to you like glue. In fact, soon you will beg me to give you some peace and quiet, and I'm still not going to leave your side for even one second," she teased, making July laugh.

"Promise?"

"Promise."

[pigtailedgirl]

Fraser Sr.: A man always feels better when he's done his duty. 

Fraser: [blinking back tears] Dad, when you were alone out there without Mom, did you ever feel lonely?  Fraser, Sr.: Oh, every second, Son. Every second. 

Fraser: That's what I thought. 

I know I know I have a thing for throwing everything back, but I mean what does this even mean if it's not some kind of weird ass reference to...

Without Someone. Someone who again parallel's Caroline Fraser!

He who shan't be named! (Since JK sucks, do we still do Voldemort references??? Because Vecchio substitute for Voldemort is kinda cracking me up. I didn't even like Harry Potter enough to finish it.)

Like this isn't Fraser is just the general lonely and looking for love. It's a facet of him sure. And we certainly get more and more hints these seasons, as Fraser starts a gee I wanna go home and miss Canada arc. But not all the way. Cause why include the without part then?

Why does Fraser never go for it then either? If it's there? With his new apartment or the hang outs or new hobbies. Personal closeness; There's friends and interests like Thatcher or Ray K or ladies like Janet? With Canada? Cause he can go back! He can transfer or vacation. He can go for these things happily. Yet, he goes along with all this stuff, yet doesn't. There is a detachment. It's unnervingly uncommitted. He outsiders himself.

What is Fraser searching for?

Here isn't Fraser can't be with Janet because of his duty or letting her go cause of it either. He has none towards her or her husband. The case is over. The problem for them, smoking chemistry and interest aside, was she said she had a duty to the family unit and was clearly unresolved still in love with her ex. So she chose to leave, and he gets stuck left behind.

HMMMM.

It keeps circling back about separation. About duty and adherence to it causing a separating, a without someone, and making Fraser wow, now, suddenly lonely and longing.

And it's super sweet Ray K comes along and says I'm buying, it's all right. Lovely closer. Fraser still not smiling.

Christ do they keep blatant-ing it that Fraser is missing more than just something.

AGAIN.... without *mom*person*someone*Ray Vecchio

[just-jarren]

~*|| Stressed ||*~ (Frouse fanfiction)

Characters: Kryoz, Smii7y, BigPuffer, and Blarg.

Ship: Krii7y (Kryoz x Smii7y)

Request?: Nope

TWs: Slight mentions of mental health or self harm

WARNING: CRINGEEE (I'm bad at writing, forgive me for the cringe)

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*Smii7y, Kryoz, Puffer, and Blarg are all hanging out at Kryoz's house*

Puffer: "So Kryoz, you've been sewing recently?"

Kryoz: "Huh? Oh yea, mostly just making some custom pants and shit."

Smii7y: "Are the pants you're wearing right now custom? They look sick as fuck!"

Kryoz: "Yeaa, got these pants for like $2 at a thrift shop. I decided they needed a little pizazz!"

Smii7y: "Damn, $2?! Where you shopping? I gotta check it out!"

Kryoz: "It's just a little thrift shop down the street, I think it's called 'Little Things'? Though I doubt they're also in Canada."

Blarg: "Damn.. Guess I'm not getting any cheap shit."

Puffer: *laughs* "I mean there's gotta be some kind of thrift shop in Canada, I highly doubt there just isn't any thrift shops-"

Smii7y: "Nah, I ain't ever seen a thrift shop where I live. It's just fucking Target and TJ Maxx."

Kryoz: "Damn, y'all ain't got shit... You should just live here in America."

Smii7y: "Nahh, I like it in Canada. Plus it's not easy to just find a house to move into."

Kryoz: "I mean- You could just live with me~"

Smii7y: "Hmmm... Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda fun~"

Puffer: "Now y'all are just flirting with each other. Like y'all always are-"

Smii7y + Kryoz: "What?!"

Smii7y + Kryoz: ". . ."

Smii7y: "Jinx bitch."

*The 4 of them sat and chatted for the rest of the night. Puffer and Blarg headed back to their hotel room, but Smii7y stayed with Kryoz.*

*Smii7y and Kryoz hung out for a while, but things got quiet after a bit. It was very late... 1:00 am*

Kryoz: *sigh* "...God, I wished tomorrow just- wouldn't happen"

Smii7y: "..?"

Smii7y: "What do you mean..?"

Kryoz: "You know..? Everything just kind of fucking sucks, I'm tired of just living. It's so fucking stressful, why do I gotta be perfect?"

Smii7y: "Perfect? You don't have to be perfect, no one is man."

Kryoz: "Well- I just feel like everything I do has to be perfect. My art needs to be perfect, my videos need to be perfect, my fucking life has to be perfect."

Smii7y: "... Are you okay man?"

Kryoz: *sigh* "No... No I'm fucking not okay."

Kryoz: "I'm so so fucking stressed, I'm confused about everything..."

Smii7y: "Confused..? About what?"

Kryoz: "Well... A lot of things. Mainly a... love interest."

Smii7y: "Love interest? Damn, how come you didn't say something earlier..?"

Kryoz: "I-... There's a reason okay? If I had told you, things would've... been different."

Smii7y: "Different? Why? Am I the love interest~?"

Kryoz: ". . ."

Kryoz: *sigh* "Yea, you are.. And I'm not fucking joking alright?"

*Smii7y just sits there, shocked... Not sure what to say.*

Smii7y: "R-Really..? I wasn't expecting that-..."

Kryoz: "Yeah... Sorry for being emotional, tonight was just supposed to be a fun night."

Smii7y: "What?! Don't apologize!"

*Smii7y moved closer to Kryoz and held his hand*

*Smii7y feels Kryoz's hand and wrist...*

Smii7y: "Kryoz.. Your wrist is so beat up..."

Kryoz: "Oh I-..."

Smii7y: "Kryoz..."

Kryoz: "I- I'm sorry.."

Smii7y: "Don't fucking apologize! Just, please take care of yourself man. And hey... I love you too man."

Kryoz: "O-oh! Okay, I didn't expect that..!"

*Kryoz looked at Smii7y for a second or two, leaning closer eventually leading to a kiss.*

Smii7y: "Glad you said something, cause I would've never had the confidence to say anything-..."

Kryoz: "Heh... I almost didn't say anything."

(THE END)

(Y'ALL I SUCK AT WRITING I'M SO SORRY)

[tonguetyd]

Can I ask what is Canada Man? 👀

AH I KNEW IT WAS COMING SOME DAY!

Here’s the story of how I know the beautiful moderator of my life, @lifemod17

The year is 2020, everything has shut down, and I downloaded an app called TikTok. One day, a man comes across my page doing a kinda cheesy POV video of leaving a voicemail for somebody. But it is a rather cute video about “hi! Hiiiii. You got this!” etc etc I don’t remember the details

But I check out his page and he’s got a bunch of mental health-type “hey, the world is kinda fucked, but we’ll figure it out, or just sit through the sucking!” And so I follow him.

His name is Sebastien R Teller (sebrteller in a lot of places too)

And turns out, wouldn’t you know, that he also goes live on TikTok! And also on twitch! And is a funny dude! But MORESO! The people *in* his chat are some of the most wonderful caring lovely funny ridiculous talented skilled inCREDIBLE humans that I had ever met.

And for the first time all year, I feel peace and hope and like things are gonna get better.

My first friend I made through Seb’s chat was Tonee and my life is so much better for it.

He doesn’t really stream or post those kinda tiktoks as much anymore (he’s got an acting career and a dog and a fiance and Quinn audios if you’re an adult and life to focus on now). But he was an integral part of my life the last few years and so a lot of things Tonee and I talk about will be references to him or Seb’s Cafe (the name we used for our chat/discord) or Cafe Radio or things like that.

He’s also Canadian so. Canada Man.

And yes he was one of an ALARMING number of straight men doing the maid outfits for Halloween…2(?) years ago and it was ridiculous but very amusing

But TLDR: I am forever thankful that I stumbled into Seb’s Cafe ❤️

[misscammiedawn]

Would you like to share any opinions on RUSH? You get extra points if they’re hot takes.

*HIGH PITCHED SQUEEEEEEEEEEE*!!!

Penny? I love you! Thank you for unleashing my thoughts!

VERY WELL! Let us begin!

I'm gonna list them in random order

- Time Stand Still is best music video and anyone who disagrees is being a grinch!

- Our favorite album is Roll the Bones and our favorite Live CD is A Show of Hands! I think Rush in Rio and Permanent Waves are the *best* though!

- They should just release the Different Stages live recording. It's pretty much out there as extra features on the other DVDs!

- The Clockwork Angels book and graphic novel are pretty average but are worth it for making Seven Cities of Gold not suck. The worst song is the best chapter of the novel

- I would buy a Blu-Ray that is just the backing videos for the live videos and I hate that the only backing vid that exists in full form is By-Tor from Rush in Rio (as an Easter Egg)

- Emotion Detector is the most underrated Rush song and I would have preferred Tom Sawyer or YYZ not get played in one of the tours to accommodate it in a concert! Only 44 songs have never been played live before and of them the only one that I think deserved to be played more is Vapor Trail because it is the ONLY title song of an album never played live (after Presto was pulled out for Time Machine)

- It is pronounced Why-Why-Zed. It is spelt Vapor Trails. The American spelling of Vapor is essential to the song's message

- Analog Kid is Alex's best song, Ghost of a Chance and Between The Wheels are second and third-- though live versions of Working Man are up there

- Geddy's solo at the end of Leave That Thing Alone (Time Machine Tour) is the exact peak of Rush, that was their highest point as a band!

- SARS Fest concert kinda sucked? Spirit of Radio with Paint It Black intro was amazing but the equipment was shot and they gave Alex a hot microphone. They also cut off the "encore" which just sucked. I am also a little salty that Rush were an opening band for the Stones *in Canada*.

- Tom Sawyer is overrated and they're not even Peart lyrics. Limelight and YYZ off of the same album are better.

- Neil's Ayn Rand period is a valid part of Rush history and provides so much extra context to The Garden. The same pen that wrote "begging hands and bleeding hearts will only cry out for more" ended his life with "the measure of a life is a measure of love and respect, the way you live and the gifts that you give, in the fullness of time it's the only return you can expect" - a man with a storied life as Neil with as much tragedy as he endured ended with him completely giving and loving in his heart when 35-40 years prior he wrote empathetically that "you don't get something for nothing"

- La Villa Strangiato is in my opinion not just the best instrumental but it is in contention for best Rush song period. I would never give it that title because it lacks Peart's lyrics and I find that people who say that have an irrational dislike of Geddy's voice... but it's still a valid take. Natural Science would get my all around best song badge. But best and favorite are not the same in my world and even still I mean *technically proficient* mixed with lyrics. I'll change my mind, likely. But that's my feeling right now.

- Geddy didn't get vocal training until before My Favorite Headache (2000) and Neil didn't get jazz drumming instruction until Burning For Buddy (1994). Both artists were just fine as they were but they perfected their arts and I prefer late era Rush because of that. The band never stopped evolving.

- I would have liked to have heard one of the solo album songs live (I Am The Spirit, Promise or My Favorite Headache) or have Bob and Doug do Take Off for a charity event like the South Park or Hawkings concerts last year. I *still* want that. Neil wasn't involved in the solo albums. It could still happen.

- I want a Jukebox Musical of Rush music so that The Body Electric isn't the only piece of fiction scored to Rush.

- Alex Lifeson could have been a comedian. He's one of the funniest humans on the planet.

- Peaceable Kingdom is better for having been the only song where lyrics were written after the music. Vapor Trail has amazing lyrics in general but I feel the limitation had positive impact and I wish Neil and the band did this practice more than once.

- Rush's improvised and last minute songs when they are running out of studio time are the best. Malignant Narcissism was the result of the album director seeing Geddy warming up with a vintage fretless bass and said "put that on the album" so they composed around the improvised riff, Force Ten was literally a last minute addition to Hold Your Fire. La Villa is said to have been recorded in a single take (I do not believe that legend as it wasn't in any of the biographies I have read). Rush just work best with limitations. They're a bunch of goofs and giving them a time limit makes them go into a Saitama style serious mode.

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I could write tons more. But I'll call it there.

I like Rush.

A lot.

More than you think I do.

[scarletsaphire]

tell me about kit!

*cracks knuckles* You have fallen into my trap. Prepare to hear about the singular best character that has ever been created.

Kit Baxter, also known as the Flying Squirrel, is the sidekick to Canada's greatest superhero, the marvelous masked man known only as the Red Panda from the radio show Adventures of the Red Panda. She is also his chauffeur for his secret identity (which remains secret even to the listeners for most of the show.) One other important bit of context is that the show is set during the great depression in Toronto, Canada, so life kinda sucks ass a little bit.

Kit is a first generation Russian immigrant, her father ran a boxing ring and taught her to drive. She's quick witted and quick on her feet, can throw a mean right hook, and drives better than most other people in the city, which earned her a spot as a taxi driver. Panda ended up in her car in his Secret Identity, asked her to drive (recklessly) to a crime scene he wanted to stop, and she, obviously, refused. She wasn't going to be running around like an idiot for some rich asshole. Panda than waved some money in her face to try and get her to listen, and what did she do? She said no, because she isn't some trained dog that'll bark for some rich asshole the moment he gives her a bone. She'd rather go hungry tonight than do that kind of shit for him, and if he's gonna act like he doesn't even know what manners are, he can get the hell out of her cab. (Once he says sorry and asks nicely, than she puts the petal to the metal.)

She's also like. So smart and cool and good with people, she's a jokester and flirtatious (mostly with Panda because she likes flustering him, its really funny) but she's allowed to be all of those things without ever feeling like "Oh she's just there to be the attractive side kick." Kit is very much her own person, its just that she happens to like being a thorn in Panda's side and sometimes that means batting her eyelids (and climbing up walls in a skintight cat suit).

Kit became the Flying Squirrel after, and I quote "I figured out your secret identity and then blackmailed you into letting me play." She cares so, so deeply about the people of her city, especially the people on the streets she comes from because she did not grow up in a nice area of town, and she is constantly trying to fight for the most vulnerable parts of town, despite many of them looking down on her as a woman, especially a woman in her field. She never takes anyone's shit, either towards herself or anyone else, and she is always ready to throw hands with someone she thinks deserves it.

(I'm going to be getting into spoiler stuff underneath the cut. I am asking so very nicely for you to listen to the Adventures of the Red Panda. They're on spotify here ad free, and you can also find them on their website decoderringtheatre.com along with all of their other shows and their audiobooks. It truly is one of the most impressive, fun, and thrilling stories I have ever read, watched, or heard, and it is Criminally Underrated. If you think this is even like. A Tiny Bit Interesting, throw on the first episode, its only 20 minutes, see if you like it. If you don't mind spoilers, or ended up not liking it, keep going.)

Something that I really, really like about Kit is how she's handled later on in the story, once we get into WWII. Her and Panda get married, and she ends up pregnant right as he ends up MIA (presumed dead by most of the world) and she is left to try and defend all of Toronto largely by herself with a child on the way and Archangel, a nazi spy whose manipulating p much everything, bringing havoc upon her city.

It would be super easy to let her fade into the background during all of this. It would be so, so easy to write her off as so many different things do as a mother and a wife and leave her at that. But they don't. She steps up as the mastermind behind everything, pulling the strings of their connections they've forged over the years, continues to fight in her suit until she physically can't anymore, working as hard as she can in and out of costume to make sure that her city, because with Panda gone (not dead. She never believes he's dead for a second and has and will fight anyone who says otherwise.) It is her city and her people and she will not let it fall to ruin. She will not let anyone else, Nazi or American or Canadian or anyone take her city from her.

Katya Baxter is a wonderful character who is just so, so funny and amazing and if anybody knew what the Adventures of the Red Panda were she would be an absolute HIT of a character on here. I love her so, so much.

[spottedshaded]

this is stupid

punch out wii characters with honkai star rail kits (as someone who doesn’t read the lore, sorry)

target audience: me and me only (probably)

important notes before I start:

1. I am well aware that elements in hsr are different from Genshin in that hsr elements are entirely dependent on the character’s actual weapon of choice than their personalities or whatever. hell, the boxer character in hsr is physical bc, well, he’s a boxer despite the fact that his prosthetic can like literally shoot fire or smth. the problem is, if I made every single one of these characters physical, this list would be really boring. sorry luka, but the other boxers get to have different elements than you because I said so

2. this is very self indulgent and I don’t read the lore so I guarantee there are some inconsistencies or better choices that I didn’t know about. it’s also like super late at night rn and I am so goddamn tired

joe biden: wind, preservation (shielder). shield scales off atk, can be used as a follow-up attack sub dps + sustainer hybrid similar to aventurine or lingsha, but somewhat worse. I chose for him to be the tank because preservation units in hsr often taunt or attract enemies to hit them more which I think would be really funny seeing as how he’s the human punching bag in all the games he’s in

king von: physical, erudition (dps). best stat to build is crit. I chose physical to match his military/machinery motif. basically argenti’s kit where he kinda sucks without a horde of enemies at once or without the ultimate but hits like a truck when those conditions are satisfied. high ult energy cost as a result. AAAATTACKEE

disco kid: electric, harmony (support). he just wants to dance

hungry hungry hippos: physical, abundance. physical because he’s just brute force and abundance because FOOD 😋 I would have done the hunt because hunt units are usually the most fragile dps (correct me if I’m wrong) and hippo never gets up after just one ko so technically he’s the most “fragile” opponent in the game in that sense, but he’s too slow to be hunt, which often depends on speed to squeeze in extra turns

shat in nissan: wind, the hunt (dps). scales off speed, but no follow up attacks. basically seele’s kit (MY TURN! MY TURN! MY TURN AGAIN!!!) but with actually good damage multipliers. not much to say here

blame canada: fire, remembrance (dps). the remembrance path hasn’t been officially released yet so everything here is even more speculative than before. fire because he has fiery passion in his heart ig (also to parallel topaz, the hsr resident animal lover). remembrance seems to be focusing on summons and servants, so I figured the squirrel could be his summon

good tiger: quantum, remembrance (dps). again, since remembrance is about summons, his clones could be the summon? quantum because that’s the element of entropy in lore, and I think his clone projections are pretty chaotic

sancho panza: fire, destruction (dps). this was the guy that made me come up with the rest of this because I saw his fighting strategy and I thought “this is literally just yunli’s kit from hsr” lmao. just like yunli, taunts the enemy to attack him and then launches a counter follow up attack with juicy damage multipliers

potatofamine mccarbomb: quantum, destruction (dps). instead of yunli, this guy’s more like her uncle (blade) in which his damage scales off of hp lost in battle. again, quantum being the element of entropy -> chaos -> “why not bring a fucking flail into a world-class boxing match?”

kidney stoninski: ice, abundance (healer). I had a hard time choosing between the hunt or abundance because the hunt is known for being fast (like his td fight) but abundance is associated with his more infamous healing ability. take a wild guess as to why he’s ice

bold ball: fire, the hunt (dps). had a hard time choosing with this one. chose the hunt for his speed (td) and signature move.

normal macho man: electric, erudition (dps). erudition seems very ironic for this guy but that makes it all the funnier. I chose erudition for his clotheslines because erudition is more focused on wide range attacks which I think the clotheslines sufficiently embody. electric because CALIFORNIA

man me a sand: imaginary, the hunt (dps). hunt is self-evident. imaginary is because that’s the element of order and also because Philadelphia doesn’t exist the sandman is an imaginary being (ba dum tsssss)

[alicepao13]

I wanted to rewatch S06E09 before writing this, preferably with subtitles and a better rip, but someone's dragging their feet, so maybe I'll write another post at some point. Some good parts, some I didn’t care about, some that I personally wish they were different (not really bad but I had other thoughts).

So, in this NCIS Hudson and Rex episode:

The first shot seemed like kind of a small ship, it probably wasn’t but the shot made it that way. Sorry, Canada, I’ve been spoiled by all the aircraft carrier shots through the years lol. The one where it turns from day to night, I hated that. It seemed so fake.

The way Charlie’s dad kept criticizing him about everything got on my nerves. I also don’t love the casual sexism of him implying that it’s best if a wife stays home. Definitely shows that Charlie barely had meaningful interactions with this man. And to mention Sarah as Charlie’s “office romance”? Ugh.

This is where I decided that Charlie was raised by Aunt Miranda. It was a good thing that his dad probably missed quite a bit of his childhood.

“Charles” makes me feel like they should be inside the Buckingham palace. And truly, this is the only place I’d ever think they’d feed a dog using a toothpick. Poor Rex had to eat off a toothpick to satisfy that man! I kept hoping that he’d bite him.

Imagine this show having any continuity at all. Charlie would have to explain some of his latest adventures, the poisoning, the jail, etc.

I like that Sarah touches Charlie as soon as he tells her that the killer could be one of his dad’s sailors. She understands what this means for him.

Classic “found the killer the moment they appeared on screen” episode.

Sarah, we have chairs. (Nah, just keep doing that, actually.)

I didn’t know that Canada also had JAG officers. Now I can't help wondering who investigates crimes committed against Navy personnel lol

Here’s where Commander Hudson’s possible motivation doesn’t make that much sense: In most Navy ships, the higher ups barely know their sailors. So, he wouldn’t feel like he needed to protect them. He would most likely feel like he needed to protect the Navy's reputation from possibly harboring a killer. Having said that, I have no knowledge of how big this ship is. And the initial footage was kinda terrible. Understandable, because this isn’t that kind of show, but still terrible.

I love Rex's defensive reaction to the Commander throughout the episode. He can sense how much he unsettles Charlie and makes him change things about himself.

Charlie’s dad implying that Rex has an attitude problem when he is trying to cover up a crime… the nerve…

“...my boys” Oh no he did not. I know how much that can hurt.

The hilarity of the justification of sending troops in the other side of the world, to “keep the peace”… I expect this from military shows, I don’t expect it from shows like Hudson and Rex. And the triumphant music in the background… we get it.

Rex’s barks as Charlie puts the guy in handcuffs could mean nothing other than “suck it, asshole”.

Charlie was a bit… I’m not sure how to put it… Not exactly himself during that interrogation. I imagine he knew his father was watching, but he seemed like he’d jump the guy, or his JAG lawyer, or both.

How did we get from “office romance” to “my son is a lucky man”? Who knows. I mean, Sarah is quite impressive, but this seems like some kind of witchcraft.

Well, at least they didn’t make the bad guy be the Lieutenant in an episode full of men with bad behaviors. Also, I didn’t know they pronounced "Lieutenant" the British way.

Charlie is learning Rex’s language (growl). I find nothing weird with this.

The scene with Joe was nice. But Joe, just put a damn pillow on that couch. You know that none of your subordinates actually sleep in their homes (which is one more reason we’ll never see a bedroom set *sigh*)

John Reardon’s voice drops another half octave when he’s lying down. Good lord. Also, I started praying for his poor neck in that position, at least he didn’t stay there for long. That would have incapacitated me if I stayed like that for even ten minutes.

“I let my issues with my dad…” Which are…? Please, elaborate.

Charlie beckoning Rex when neither of them has slept for a day. Leave the poor dog alone, you sadist. Dogs don’t understand the meaning of overtime.

So, I guess when Hudson men have sorrows, they literally run?

I wanted to keep hating his dad a little more. Why’d they have to reconcile them so fast?

Good episode. I’d have liked if Charlie said a bit more about what bothered him in his father’s behavior, and not regarding the case. It seemed like his father just wasn’t around as much and possibly considered his sailors as his children, maybe even more than his actual children, and Charlie seemed to resent him for that, understandably. But we were also already at the part where the two men were trying to mend fences, and although all the effort seemed to he made by Charlie at the start of the episode, it shifted towards the end to his dad making the effort.

Promo: The dreaded (by me) golf episode. Let me get this straight: The team went golfing and found a body? We can’t take these guys anywhere. 

Poor Rex! If that's a serious head injury, I’ll sue. That’s what we have Charlie's head for. But also, please allow Charlie to lose it a little.

Charlie Hudson is having such a bad time in this season, and I’m loving it.

[anemoiawithatouchofobsession]

meme of the day

Idek how to explain this except search for any, AMY video of her on a variety show in recent times. Radio Star, Happy Together... literally effing anything.

I find it kinda funny and sad at the same time - on one hand, it makes Choi Min Soo The Public Figure a little more accessible and nice, so to say. Considering he's gotten his rowdy self into a lot of trouble in the earlier part of this century, it helps to kinda soften down his reputation as a real life gangster.

On the other hand... Aunty June does so much outside of that and is so much more of a person outside of just being Choi Min Soo's wife. She has a mind and a life and a job and activities of her own and she surely has a lot to say about that too... and its just so obvious that she's being actively reduced to nothing but her husband (and I'm really trying to change that in my eyes). She is on the Korean Board Of Education, all kinds of forums and trade delegations between Canada and Korea, has a homeshopping broadcast, all that and more. Like I genuinely don't even know what else because it's just so damn much... and yet, all that matters to broadcast stations are stories about her mans.

It's bad enough for her, and even worse for some other actresses that also married actors, like Ha Hee Ra or So Yu Jin. They literally get stripped of their identities in favour of that of their husband's wives. And it sucks.

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #1166: No Pickles. (Scott Pilgrim)

It was nice, cheerful afternoon in Burger City restaurant located in the streets Toronto, Canada. The customers are enjoying the meals they've ordered and the cashier on front, named Kenny, is casually browsing on his phone, wondering what to do for the rest of the day once he'll finally leave out of here in the next hour or so.

Unfortunately for him and everyone else inside, the day of peace has come to a screeching halt as the loud, booming sound of the entrance door getting pushed open starts ringing into they're eardrums.

They turn to see three menacing looking figures walking in: a taller, muscular man wearing a leather jacket and a shirt that reads "No Fear" written in the front, a shorter man wearing glasses, a white jacket and a different colored "No Fear" shirt, and then comes their supposit ringleader standing in front of both of them, a young lady with glasses.....and a dissatisfied, livid look that could even make a wild bear cower away in fear just by looking at her wrong and too familiar with most customers as they instantly step away from the scene and potential chaos.

Because to them, she was more destructive Karen who could easily blow up the entire the area she stands on with one simple mistake to her direction, but to Kenny, there's just one name he intimidatly goes by due to.the amount of times she steps into this establishment in the past and that is.....

Kenny: Julie Powers......(Takes a Very Deep Breath Before Facing his Inevitable Fate Head On) Welcome back.........

Julie: Kenneth. (Slowly and Dangerously Walks Up to the Counter Raising a Single Eyebrow) I take it you have some idea as to why I decided to come back here.

Kenny: (Already Sweating Bullets. In Fear) Uhh.....To give this place a.....(Puts on A Very Awkward Smile on his Face) Good enough review in.....person?.....

Julie: ('Tch') Please. It'll be a hot day in Toronto before I even think about giving you simpletons a slightly average review. ('Sigh') No......I came back here to discuss why you put pickles on each of our burgers, after I.......(Angrily Slams her HaNds on the Counter) SPECIFICALLY told you not to F#%$ING DO SO!!

Kenny: Oh come on, man! I been in this counter all day today. (Points at the Kitchen Behind Him) I didn't know they messed up your order in here!

Employee: (Walking Out of the Kitchen While Chuckling) Hey yo, Kev! I gotta give you mad props for giving us the courage not to cave in and fix that crazy girl's ord......

Kevin quickly and frantically moves his hand from side to side beside his neck, imploring his fellow co-worker to be quiet.... All while tje crazy girl in question, turns her glare towards the employee in question, causing him to sweat bullets himself.

Employee: (Shakingly Points Back at the Kitchen) I-I-I'm gonna.....Go.....ba-(Quickly Goes Back to the Kitchen)

Julie: ('Groans in Annoyance') Whatever. Could I at least speak to your manager then? Before my patience depletes even further to the ground.

Kenny: 'Fraid I can't let you do that.

Julie: Why? He's not here or something?

Kenny: Oh no, he's here. He's been in his office all day watching tv- I-I mean! Finishing....a few paperworks he file or....something like that! And he really don't want anyone to interrupt his alone time, sooo.....(Suck the Air Through his Teeth While Awkwardly Looking Away) You're kinda out of luck on that one, chief. Sorry.

Julie: (Stares at the Cashier For a Brief Second Before Pinching the Bridge of her Nose and Takes a Very Deep Breath) I swear, of all the convoluted B#%#S%#t I have to put up with today.....

Kenny: Okay, seriously, how are you doing that with your mouth tight now?-

Julie: (Immediately Shuts Kenny Up and Scaring Him with her Yelling) NEVERMIND HOW I F$%$ING DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, SMARTA$#!! Now you listen here and now, I have been cooped up in that stupid coffee shop dealing with these S$%T for brains costumers all day today and....(Continues Ranting at Kenny While Everyone Else Watches in the Background)

Gordon: (Sighs Dreamingly T his Girlfriend While Standing Next to Lucas) Just look at her, Lucas. Isn't my Julie-Bear the most frightening woman all of Toronto?~

Lucas: Damn straight. I've seen my fair share of scary stuff in my years and she's DEFINITELY one of my Top 3.. (Forms a Genuine Smirk on his Face While Gently Ruffling the Top of Gordon's Hair a Bit) You've definitely scored big time there, little man.

Gordon: (Chuckles Ticklishly) Dude, come on!~ (Playfully Swats Lucas' Hand Off of His Hair) I just combed there not too long ago.

Lucas: (Chuckles a Bit) Right, sorry. But question though, how did you guys first meet? I tried to ask Julie about it during our lunch break earlier today, but our boss called her into the office at the least second. Said something about giving her a promotion or whatever?

Gordon: Oooh rewarding~ but to answer your question, we actually happened to attend the same high school together growing up. Hardly ever interacted with each other at the time. I was such a loser back then that I'm still surprise that she remembered me after all this time.

Lucas: What kind of loser ypu were exactly?

Gordon: The geek kind. The one who wasn't afraid of being rejected and looked down upon until reality kicks me in the face at the very last second. (Chuckles a Bit) Sounds pretty lame, doesn't it?

Lucas: (Casually Shrugs) Nah. It seems pretty cool to me. Except for the being rejected part obviously. That sucks.

Gordon: (Turns to Lucas) You think so?

Lucas: (Happily Nodded) Yeah. I mean, take it from a guy who was a punk jock who only ever started skateboarding because some girl he fell for and got his heartbroken by afterwards, taught him the basics. You were ten times more cooler than I could ever hoped for really.

Gordon: Don't say that, bro. Even with all hurdles and obstacles you've faced, you still managed to become the world pronoun movie star afterwards

Lucas: True. 'Till I flushed my entire career down the drain and became a washed up bum on the streets

Gordon: (Scoffs While Rolling his Eyes) Yeah, to them maybe. But to me.....(Turns Back to Lucas and Grab Hold of his Hands While His Eyes Begins to Sparkle) You'll always be #1 in my heart, bro~

Lucas: (Stares Back at His Best Friend with Sparkles in his Eyes as Well) Bro~

Kenny: (Staring at The Two Guys in the Mid Distance Along with Julie) Are they....staring deep into each other's eyes right now?

Julie: ('Sigh') Yeeup. Those two has became friends for a month or two now and they already became inseparable at this point....

Kenny: No offense to them or anything, but....those guys are dorks.

Julie: Abso-f#$%ing-lutely. (Slowly Starts Smiling at Lucas Now Giving Gordon a Nuggie) But they're my dorks. And one of the few people who actually gives a s$#t about me- (Notices What She's Saying Before Blushing and Turning Away Pouting) W-Whatever.

Kenny: (Stares at Julie For a Brief Second Before Sighing) Look, everyone at the back are too busy finishing online orders at the moment, so i can't grantee that they'll have any time to fix ypur order, but.....How about I give you guys each free smoothies instead?

Julie: (Turns Back to Kenny with a bit of a Raised Eyebrow) Free smoothies? You guys can do that here?

Kenny: (Starts Rubbing The Back of his Head Back and Forth) Not really, no. But it wouldn't feel completely right having you guys leave here empty handed. Plus, I......Kinda wanna make up for not having the others fix your order sooner, so......

Julie: Hm....That's depends......(Turns To her Boys) Hey! Dumb-Dumbs! You guys want some smoothies? They're giving them to us for free.

Gordon/Lucas: (Happily Nodded in Agreement) Sure, I want one./If it's free, I'll take it, yeah.

Julie: (Turns Back to Kenny) We'll take it.

Outside........

Lucas: (Walking Out of the Restaurant With Gordon and Julie Right Next to Him) So what made you wanna pick the free smoothies over a re-order there, Julie?

Gordon: ( Carrying his Drink on One Hand and Using the Other to Hold Julie's Hand) Yeah, you seemed so passionate about it, my dear. What changed your mind?

Julie: (Shrugs) Kenneth said the other workers already occupied with other orders, so I took his word for it, for now. Still, I refuse to take a single off of those pickle fested burgers they gave us.

Gordon: ('Sigh') Yeah......Suddenly, I'm not in the mood for burgers for the day. (Takes a Sip of his Smoothie Before Coming Up with An Idea) How about we order some pizza instead?

Julie: Fine. But we're only getting two boxes. I heard they're getting expensive these days......

Gordon: (Smiles Softly) I can order and pay them for us. It's the least I can do for making you go all the trouble to going back in there.

Julie: ('Sigh') You idiot. You haven't caused me any problems at all. (Starts Blushing a Bit) I only did what I did cuz I care.....

Gordon: (Chuckles Lightly) Yeah, I know. And I love you for it.

Julie: I love you f#%$ing more~ (Gives Her Boyfriend a Peck on the Lips)

Lucas: (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) I wonder if they have those pizzas with pineapples on them.......

Gordon: (Slowly Turns to His Best Friend with a Surprised and a Bit of a Grossed Out Look on his Face Along with Julie) Dude. You actually EAT those kinds of pizzas?

Lucas: Look, I know it's crazy, but I tried a slice or two in this summer beach party long while back and I remembered them not tasting all that bad.

Julie: ('Hmph') I believe it when I taste it.

Meanwhile Back at the Restaurant

Kenny: (Steching his Back Out) Okay......With those guys gone, I only have thirty more minutes and I'll finally be home free-

Manager: KENNNTH!!!

Kenny: ('Sigh') Or not.....

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