#Calvin's Dad

[beardedmrbean]

welcome to life Calvin

[couldtransitionsaveher]

CALVIN'S DAD from CALVIN & HOBBES

JUSTIFICATION:

"she would be happier on estrogen" - @diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones

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[who-do-i-know-this-man-s3]

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[theknucklehead]

Seeing this just reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Calvin: What's that?

Calvin's Dad: A waffle. It's like a pancake, but square.

Calvin: Why's it square?

Calvin's Dad: Because it was invented by Simon P. Waffle. He liked to stack his waffles in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it's square.

Calvin: You're making that up.

Calvin's Dad: I'm insulted you would even think that.

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

calvin's dad is just as batshit crazy at calvin but hes an adult with a wife and a 9 - 5 so he cant condone it

[kinogane]

HORRIFYING: Local Angst Enthusiast Realizes That Their Hooting and Hollering Over Fictional Characters Going Through the Troubles Has Turned Them Into Calvin's Dad

[plasmalink]

the hot debate in my friend group at the moment: Is calvin's dad a twink

[bethanythebogwitch]

Whenever my niece asks me a question I'm torn between my genuine hate for spreading misinformation and my desire to go full Calvin's dad on her.

[john-keels-sinister-goatee]

So between my breakfast of atole, my character-building cold spritz at the end of my shower, and biking 6 and a half miles today to run errands and go to a head shop, I think I'm just turning into a brown, Zilennial version of Calvin's Dad.

[ekp0133f]

Calvin's dad wouldn't last a second in the Neath. I'll sprout it.

[beardedmrbean]

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Calvin: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?

Calvin's Mom: Ugh. Not this again.

Calvin's Dad: Hold on. He has a point.

[daddiesintightywhities]

[tricoufamily]

more ancient ocs i got bored and made as sims. they were doing every tired annoying romantasy trope years ahead of the curb smh i could have been making booktok bucks

[thedooms]

A lot of people like to act like Calvin is just this unstoppable force of Chaos and Philosophy, when really great care is taken to let you in on the fact that Calvin very much IS the child of his parents.

Calvin gets a lot of his verbosity and views on life from his father, but he’s six, so it’s all filtered through a view of a child’s thoughts on instant gratification.

Calvin’s mom is less concrete, but we do get glimpses of Calvin’s gift for sarcasm, and if his grandmother is to be believed, his mother was just as much of a rambunctious chaotic kid as he was.

That’s not even getting into her penchant for tricking Calvin into doing exactly what she wants (a trait she shares with his father) From pretending a plate of rice is maggots to just *letting* Calvin smoke so he can learn a lesson about not doing it, she really passed on a lot of traits to her son.

So yeah, Calvin isn’t some devilish child who cursed his parents. His parents were just immensely chaotic individuals in their youth who calmed down and began to temper those tendencies later in life. Possibly to the point of forgetting what it’s like to be a kid, but those traits are still there, just hidden under a lot of layers of life and needing to be mature to raise a kid.

I meant to post all of these, but they didn’t go up for some reason…