#Calvin's Dad

[beardedmrbean]

welcome to life Calvin

[couldtransitionsaveher]

CALVIN'S DAD from CALVIN & HOBBES

JUSTIFICATION:

"she would be happier on estrogen" - @diamond-rings-and-gutter-bones

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[theknucklehead]

Seeing this just reminds me of Calvin & Hobbes.

[who-do-i-know-this-man-s3]

⚠️Vote for whomever YOU DO NOT KNOW⚠️‼️

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Calvin: What's that?

Calvin's Dad: A waffle. It's like a pancake, but square.

Calvin: Why's it square?

Calvin's Dad: Because it was invented by Simon P. Waffle. He liked to stack his waffles in boxes, and it's just easier to do that if it's square.

Calvin: You're making that up.

Calvin's Dad: I'm insulted you would even think that.

[moominvalley-state-of-mind]

calvin's dad is just as batshit crazy at calvin but hes an adult with a wife and a 9 - 5 so he cant condone it

[galactic-dragoness]

I feel like if Lucy met Calvin's Dad shit would go insane at record speed

[kinogane]

HORRIFYING: Local Angst Enthusiast Realizes That Their Hooting and Hollering Over Fictional Characters Going Through the Troubles Has Turned Them Into Calvin's Dad

[plasmalink]

the hot debate in my friend group at the moment: Is calvin's dad a twink

[bethanythebogwitch]

Whenever my niece asks me a question I'm torn between my genuine hate for spreading misinformation and my desire to go full Calvin's dad on her.

[john-keels-sinister-goatee]

So between my breakfast of atole, my character-building cold spritz at the end of my shower, and biking 6 and a half miles today to run errands and go to a head shop, I think I'm just turning into a brown, Zilennial version of Calvin's Dad.

[beardedmrbean]

[ekp0133f]

Calvin's dad wouldn't last a second in the Neath. I'll sprout it.

[incorrect-anything-quotes]

Calvin: If somebody wants coal for Christmas, but they've been bad, does Santa give them a gift, or do they win either way?

Calvin's Mom: Ugh. Not this again.

Calvin's Dad: Hold on. He has a point.

[theknucklehead]

I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.

[blondebrainpowered]

Calvin and Hobbes

By Bill Watterson