also youknow what not just dinopants tell me every thing. Every opinion ever. and as a special booler treat do caejose too
UMMMM UMM UM. (<-guy who forgors so easy) SPEED ROUND (excluding caejose)
Jonadio - BAD 0/10
JonaErina - GREAT 10/10
JonaSpeed - GREAT 10/10
JonaErinaSpeed - well ummm. Grins 10/10
Jose+any Pillar Man - meh. 3/10
JoseSuzie - she can do better 5/10
JotaKak - overdone and heavily stereotyped 4/10
Avdpol - underdone and underappreciated 8/10
Oldse+anyone - that old man does NOT fuck. 0/10
Dio+anyone - EAT SHIT. HE DOESN'T FUCK HE DOESNTTTTT 000000/10
JosuOku - SOS CUTE 10/10
KoiYuka - Killing stalking for straight jojo fans 3/10
Rohan+anyone - that gay man does NOT fuck. 0/10
Kira <- kira ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ tehhee
Giorno+anyone (excluding like trish. And fugo maybe.) - That's a little guy. Come on. 0/10
Bruabba - They need sooo much therapy. Both separately and together... 6/10
JolErmes - CUTE. GOD BLESS 10/10
AnaJol - No ♡ 0/10
Oldtaro+anyone - that old man.... hm. No he doesn't fuck. 0/10
Gyjo - Man these dudes were just like actually gay. Come on. Brokeback mountain shit going on here. 10/10
Dinopants - 10/10.
Lucy+anyone - DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE 0/10
Ummm if I missed a ship. Sorreey
OH INDEPTH CAEJOSE. OK UMMM I wouldnt say they're enemies to lovers more like rivals who developed an extremely powerful and meaningful bond with one another and despite their fighting with eachother they would die for eachother too. Sniffles. Caesar is like the only bitch willing to put up with Joseph and that is just honestly real love. TBH. 10/10
Sorry if I forgor a ship. Send me an ask abt it lawl 👍
Risotto Nero is actually one of the most extra motherfuckers in Jojo (which is saying something), because his ability is to transmute iron, so he transmutes the iron in your blood, usually into something sharp, killing you from the inside. An incredibly terrifying ability, no doubt, but what makes him so extra is the fact that he usually transforms the iron in your blood into razor blades and fully functional scissors, which seems like way more effort than just turning them into spikes.
+ This uniform with kepi, kepi (neck certain), officer hat, armbands, aiguillette, Epaulettes, a lot of medals, royal white double sash, vests, platinum pocket watch to hang vests button, fireworks sparkles to attach the Epaulettes, name tag & badge
Or this uniform with same but without aiguillette & Epaulettes
Or that uniform but added skinny tie
Or even this uniform
Also that uniform with same uniform but for female characters
+ Thompson SMG (M1928/Tommy gun & M1928-A1/thompson gun) & C96 trench carbine with 100 rounds drum magazines, longest finned barrels, cut compensation, largest glowing iron sight, ammo bag & first aid bags
+ millie & nicole pose with C96 trench carbine (on left)
+ blitzø pose with Thompson gun (on right next by rouge on left)
+ Rouge pose with M1928-A1 (on right)
+ blaze pose with black ball bomb (on bottom)
+ moxxie pose with tommy gun (on top)
+ background art
= Joseph joestar gang for art 1
+ moxxie (sonic version), blitzø (sonic version), millie (sonic version), blaze (model version), rouge (model version) & nicole (IDW comic version) behind the joseph joestar gang while chasing but angry & mad
+ this pose with perk a cola & Nuka cola
= dashed out this place for art 2
HELLO????????? WTF IS THIS WHAT DOES THIS MEAN WHY DID YOU SEND THIS
ykw im not coping well you shoulddrop and give me 100000 paragraphs on gyjo. also i kmow you like those gay little part 4 goobers tell me about them…
YESSSS I WILL I WILL. My brother in christ you KNOW I am a Johnny fan and as much as I rag on him I love Gyro too!!! They're both just. Blatant assholes to everyone around them and even eachother but still care about and give up so much for eachother it's so insane!! Like they've both gone through so much in life before and during the race and- much akin to caejose- are kind of the only people willing to put up with eachothers shitty attitudes. BUT EVEN MEAN WORDS AND RUDE JOKES ASIDE THEYRE ALWAYS OPEN AND HELPING AND CARING FOR EACHOTHEEER gyro intentionally does and says dumb shit hoping to get a laugh out of johhny and jojo, despite all the trauma and condescending behavior and neglect and pain he lives with and experiences daily, deeply appreciates and cares for gyro as a person.
LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT MEEEEEE. BOOLER.
OH UM. this is already so so long ummm. Me x Kira 10/10 ship. TBH.