#CUE THE FUCKING GLASS SHATTER SOUND EFFECT GOD DAMN
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oogaboogaspookyman · 1 year ago
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Kekek it's so I can seduce people into giving me free shit~ ;)
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omg-imagine · 4 years ago
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Loopy
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Pairing: Johnny Silverhand x female!V
Summary: V is a little loopy from her anesthesia, and Johnny finds it amusing.
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A/N: Requested by @thescorpionrodriguez. Hope you enjoy!
“Come on, V, wake the fuck up already.”
Silence. Johnny swears he could hear a pin drop.
V’s body remains lax on the bed; her eyes wound shut as if she were sound asleep. Slow and rhythmic, the rise and fall of her chest were calming, lulling. For once, she looks to be in peace, a rare moment for those who live and breathe in Night City.
She had been lucky. Extremely lucky. Two or three millimeters more to the right and the bullet that pierced her abdomen would have hit an organ. By some miracle, it missed anything vital and had exited out cleanly. It did fucking hurt judging by the sound of her agonizing groans, but here she was—still kicking, still alive.
And Johnny’s relieved that she was. They may not get along at times, but he genuinely cares for V. Hell, he would even consider her a good friend. She could call him a snarky asshole as often as she wants (and she does), yet he knows that deep down, she too has grown a soft spot for the rocker boy.
It’s been hours since the mission that went awry, and Johnny was getting pretty antsy. Vik had to put V down while he worked on repairing her cyberware. Nothing major, though the anesthesia should have certainly worn out by now. Much to Silverhand’s surprise, the ripperdoc wasn’t acting all too worried about it. He thinks V could use the sleep since he’s aware of how little she’s been getting.
Unfortunately, Johnny was all but a patient man. Bored out of his damn mind, he’s tired of roaming around the operating room, waiting and waiting for V to regain consciousness. Johnny’s more than ready to leave, perhaps grab a smoke afterward. He hasn’t gone this long without one lately, and he can’t enjoy one if V’s lying here, knocked out cold.
Nearly the rest of the day flies by, and the sun begins to set. That’s when he feels it; a spark—a familiar jolt of electricity emitting in the depths of V’s mind. Johnny manifests by her bedside, watching as her body finally stirs awake. That’s my girl, he silently praises, a flicker of a smile playing on his lips. V’s eyes flutter open, taking a minute to survey her surroundings before her line of sight lands on him.
“Well, look who decided to come back to life,” Johnny quips, leaning closer. “You doing alright, kid?”
V doesn’t respond. Rather, she bursts into a fit of giggles out of nowhere.
What the fuck?
Bewildered, Johnny glances everywhere but notices nothing amusing of the sort. “Care to share what you find so funny?”
“You’re too good looking to be my nurse,” V drawls, no doubt experiencing side effects from the anesthesia.
“I’m no nurse, princess, but thanks,” he corrects her. Then, it dawns on him. “You recognize me?”
She blinks at him blearily, the gears in her head turning as she tries to put a name to the face. “I dunno, should I?”
“It’s Johnny. Johnny Silverhand. Ring any bells?”
Again, V chuckles, a light-hearted tone that Johnny rarely hears, but they were sweet music to his ears when he does.
“Nope, zero bells. Are you like my husband or something?”
Johnny’s eyes widen. “Husband? Oh, no, honey. We ain’t even gone on a date yet. I’d say, think of us as partners-in-crime.”
“Wait!” V blurts out, gasping. “I remember you. You’re from that band—Samurai, right? God, I used to listen to your songs a lot as a kid.”
“Huh, you told me you’d never heard of Samurai,” Johnny recalls, slightly entertained at this point. “Didn’t peg you as a fangirl, V. I’m flattered.”
“So, can I… y’know, get your autograph?”
Just before Johnny could continue playing around with a loopy V, Viktor strolls in with Misty in tow, both delighted to find the merc out of her prolonged slumber. He lingers by the foot of her bed as Vik explains to V what happened, but she doesn’t seem to be processing it. She stares at him, dazed, and Johnny wonders when she’ll be back to normal.
“The effects should go away in a few hours,” Vik informs Misty once he’s examined V. She’s healing nicely and isn’t complaining much, yet that could be because of all the painkillers she was jacked with. “I’d say watch over V until she can stand on her own two feet without tripping. Other than that, she’s good to go.”
“Where are we going?” a clueless V asks, looking back and forth between the two. “Is Johnny coming?”
Misty furrows her brow at her. “Johnny?”
“Yeah, mister sex on legs over there,” she points eagerly, and Johnny smirks at that. “I’m not done talking to him yet.”
Vik shakes his head before reminding Misty of the engram residing within V’s psyche. “Oh, yeah. Silverhand. Uh, I guess he could come, too. Don’t really have much of a choice there, doll.”
The walk back to V’s apartment was a journey in itself. Lucky for her, she was pushed in a wheelchair throughout it all as Johnny stays visible for her benefit. They reached the door just before the skies turned completely dark, the warmth and comfort of the room being somewhat familiar to V.
Misty carefully moves her onto the bed, propping her up with pillows behind her back before smoothing out the blankets covering her legs. Johnny observes from a distance, quiet in his pondering. He’s never seen V this vulnerable before. She’s always been incredibly independent, not to mention stubborn as hell. She won’t accept anyone’s help unless it’s dire, and even then, she’s reluctant to do so.
“You must be starving,” Misty comments once V is settled. “How about I get you somethin’ to eat downstairs. Better food than what’s here, if there’s any. Hang tight for a bit, ’kay?”
Nodding, Misty then heads out of the room, the front door sliding shut when she’s gone, leaving V in the presence of Johnny yet once again. He glitches to sit by the edge of the mattress as V stares at him incredulously. Her eyes shone what he could best describe as innocence; she truly has no clue of what they’ve gone through together in the previous months.
“Can you sing me a song?”
Johnny narrows his gaze, a small chuckle rumbling in his throat at her deliriousness. “I don’t do concerts anymore.”
“Oh, come on!” V pouts, almost child-like in her ways. “Pleeease?”
“No,” he refuses sternly before an idea comes to mind. “How about you sing to me? Said you were a fan. Give me a performance, and maybe I’ll consider it.”
V does not hesitate. On cue, she starts to serenade Johnny with one of Samurai’s greatest hits, going as far as imitating the gruffness of his voice. Off-beat and lyrics garbled, V belts out the tune confidently and loud enough that her irritated neighbors began banging on the wall, yelling at her to quit it.
She ignores them, of course.
Meanwhile, Johnny’s having the time of his life. It was quite endearing to him, although embarrassing for V if she later finds out about this. Yet, he doesn’t stop her. He encourages her even further by singing along, not giving a fuck in the world.
At the end of the song, Johnny laughs heartily along with V, who had crawled closer to him. Their eyes meet for a moment that seems to last longer than it actually did. His mouth quirks up in a smile, the kind of smile that was reserved for her and her alone.
“You’re pretty cool, Silverhand,” V mumbles sleepily, touching the cold surface of his chrome arm. Sighing, Johnny guides her drowsy self back under the covers, certain that she would crash in the next minute or two. “I think you should take me on a date. We’d be a hell of a couple together.”
“I think you’re going to regret everything that’s happened just now when you wake up in the morning,” he returns, and there was a slight pang in his chest.
V only hums in response, and he doubts he had even heard what he last said. It doesn’t matter, however. Johnny was sure she wouldn’t want to bring this up again.
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“Fuck…” V exhales groggily, her blinking eyes wincing at the bright sunlight flooding into the room. She feels pain all over, her head throbbing immensely as she tries to gather memories of the day prior. It comes back in bits and pieces until suddenly, she remembers everything.
Everything.
“Good morning, princess,” Johnny greets after materializing before her, a cocky smirk plastered on his face. “How ya feelin’? Still loopy or need a little more refreshing from ‘mister sex on legs?’”
V’s reflexes are quick; Johnny doesn’t even register the pillow being hurled at him at first. He only realizes it when the empty glass bottles on the center table falls to the floor, shattering and making a mess.
“You’re lucky you’re just a hologram, right now,” V muttered as she stands up unsteadily.
Johnny holds his hands up. “You were the one who said it.”
Rolling her eyes, V reaches for the painkillers Misty left on the side. “Don’t remind me.”
“Alright, but at least let me tell you that you’ve got a shitty voice.”
“That’s why I don’t do karaoke,” V snorts before swallowing the pills and heading to the couch. “So, what do you think?”
“What do you mean?” Johnny questions.
“You, me, dinner?”
V waits for his reaction, smiling coyly at his confusion. When Johnny finally understands what she was referring to, he almost couldn’t believe it.
“Wait, are you fucking serious?”
She lets out a chortle. “Yeah, I’m serious. Don’t get me wrong, I’m mortified about last night, and I’m never going to let Vik knock me out with that stuff again. But hey, the truth came out. Might not have remembered you, but even while high as fuck, I knew I liked you.”
Briefly, they traded a look of longing, acknowledging at last this deeper connection they’ve felt for a while. It was much more than sharing a body, a mind. Something more profound than what Johnny and V have experienced before in their lives.
And though it was all entirely new to them, they both wanted it. They both wanted each other.
“Better get to it then,” Johnny flashes a grin, mirroring V’s own. “Wanna start with breakfast? Bet you’re hungry after skipping what Misty brought you, samurai.”
“Never going to live that one down, are ya?”
Shooting her a cheeky wink, Johnny throws on his stylish pair of aviators with ease.
“You bet your ass I’m not.”
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anotheranimestan · 4 years ago
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Kiss Drought
Jealous Aizawa smut + possessiveness
NSFW!! Please note y/n is of age here!!
wc: 3.9k
Since my last Aizawa post is my most successful one (I am happily surprised) it only made sense to make my first smutty post for him 🤤
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Perched on a barstool playing with the straw in your drink, you were waiting for your date to show. Being late wasn’t completely out of the ordinary for Shouta Aizawa but you were missing him badly tonight. Impatient since you hadn’t been able to see him for a few days. Somehow you’d convinced him to join you for a night out at this bar. You’d spent hours getting ready out of pure excitement. Putting on your sluttiest dress and lingerie to make it worth his while.
You settled yourself at the end of the bar, secluded where the lights didn’t reach and few people were. Aizawa hated being in the spotlights. Excited to see if you all done up for him had the intended effect, your eyes were glued to the door. Your hopes getting crushed every time another person walked in that wasn’t him.
“Hey.” A voice projecting over the music tore through your concentration. You jumped to find a tall burly guy with spiked hair and an over-confident smile leaning against the bar next to you.
You didn’t respond. Just stared at him in pure confusion. Surely you didn’t look like you wanted anyone to talk to you.
“How’s your night going?” He persisted.
“Fine.” You said curtly.
“That’s good. I saw you hiding back here from across the way there and I told my bud ‘I just have to go say hi to that smoking chick.’”
You grimaced. A master at flattery.
“So what’s your name?” He continued, not picking up on any of your social cues.
You gave him the stupidest fake name you could think of on the spot.
“Ah. Of course a hot girl has a hot name.”
You nodded in agreement. Listening to him was killing your brain cells.
“You look familiar you know....wait. You’re one of those pros from the next town over aren’t you.”
You nodded. Surprised he had the mental capacity to recognize smaller heroes like yourself.
He scoffed, proud of himself. “I knew it. Lady heroes are always hot.” Dear god someone get him away. “You know I could have gone pro myself.”
“Oh yea?” You replied doubtfully.
“Yeaaaa. But you know, I figured better not. Villains would have a hard time against me.” He joked. He raised his bicep and winked at you. Clearly about to show off whatever pitiful power-up quirk he was so proud of.
But his confident smile fell as you stared at him waiting to get his little show over with. His face contorted into horror. Realizing he couldn’t power-up.
“Ah. That’s weird.” He said unable to comprehend what was happening. But you were pretty sure you knew what was up.
“Aw honey it’s okay.” You cooed. “Sometimes alcohol makes it hard for guys to...you know...get things working.” You gave him your best fake smile. Highly amused by his ego shattering.
“Excuse me.” He sputtered and ran to the restrooms in humiliation.
You chuckled to yourself as you watched him nearly crying when he disappeared behind the bathroom door.
Suddenly you sensed a presence looming behind you.
“I figured you were somewhere nearby.”
You turned in your seat to find sleepy midnight eyes focused on you under a few loose strands of silky black hair. He had his hair tied back just the way you liked it and he hadn’t shaved in a few days so the stubble on his chin completed his signature look. He was so fucking handsome. You’d missed him so much.
“Sorry I’m late...” His gravely voice sounded like he just woke up. “but you look amazing.” He said sweetly soaking you in.
Forgiveness wasn’t even necessary. You immediately melted any time he was in the room. It was effortless the way he could snatch you up.
“That wasn’t very nice of you, Eraserhead.” You teased with a raised eyebrow. Already succumbing to his gravity that always seemed to pull you in.
He immediately knew you weren’t referring to his tardiness. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” He lied with a little smile playing on his lips. Looking down as he felt your finger which was tracing the line down the center of his chest that was deliciously exposed by his partially unbuttoned button-down shirt. It wasn’t fair how he always looked so effortlessly sexy.
“I think he just wanted to be friends. No need to be jealous.” You cooed, knowing it was going to swirl up emotions in him that he was definitely going to deny. A little payback for being late.
He leaned down to your level. You held your lips dangerously close to his. Waiting for him to kiss the honeyed words off your tongue, despite the impatient desire growing in your chest. He always liked to make you wait. It gives him satisfaction knowing you’re stubborn enough to hold out for him to make the first move. Few people are more stubborn than himself. He always found that impressive about you. That and the way you were so good at baiting him.
“I don’t think I need to be jealous about that...situation.” He was willing to bite tonight.
“And why not?” You pretended to pout, tugging on his shirt with your ring finger for him to come closer and close the gap.
He considered his next move. Well aware that you were ready to pounce on any weak response.
“I can tell by the way you’re looking at me right now.” The edge of his lips tilted up. Knowing he had you cornered.
You growled, biting your lip. He came ready tonight. You hated when he smirked like that. Like he’d won. Even if it did make him look incredibly sexy.
“That’s very bold of you.”
“Am I wrong?”
He finally ended his touch drought and caressed your delicate jaw. So distracted by him quenching your thirst you’d forgotten to respond. You just sat there hanging on to his every movement. Entranced by the way he was admiring the color of your mouth.
His thumb grazed the center of your plump bottom lip. Dragging it down to watch the way it cushioned under his pressure.
He chuckled when you stuck your tongue out as he traced. Licking the pad of his thumb and then wrapping your pretty lips around it.
“I’ll take that as a no.” He said with a smug grin.
Somehow you went from being the cat to being his mouse.
“You are cruel.” You pouted. Begging him with your eyes to end this torture and kiss you.
It made him smile, with strange satisfaction knowing you’re too hard-headed to just ask for what you wanted. A sadist at heart. But you were so adorable when you were like this.
He answered your unspoken plea. “How about I buy you a drink first.” Deciding to hold out on you. Not ready to end this game you started quite yet.
You huffed.
“Someone beat you to it. Early bird gets the worm I guess.” You gestured to the glass of dark liquor sitting on a coaster next to you, knowing damn well you’d bought it for yourself. But you weren’t going to let him get away with this treatment.
He gave you a skeptical look.
“What? Does that bother you baby?” You pressed. You’d get him to admit it one day.
He paused. “Again, not that concerned considering you didn’t drink any of it.” You realized you hadn’t even taken your first sip yet.
Fuck. It’s like he was running on a full nights rest or something.
He slid the glass out of your hand. Disposing it just in case someone actually had tried to buy his girl a drink. Waving the bartender down he ordered your favorite, which he’d memorized a long time ago. A move no other man in this bar could attempt to pull.
“Wow. My favorite drink. Are you trying to impress me or something?” You asked with a cocked brow.
He smirked as he handed over his card to open a tab. You knew exactly the kind of power move he was pulling.
This flicker of his competitive side sent a surge of tingles between your legs which were currently spread on either side of Aizawa’s jeans. After a few days without him you were already longing for him. This was making it worse. You found yourself pressing your thighs together, which didn’t go unnoticed.
His voice was so deep and his tongue lazy when he spoke. You could practically feel the vibrations of his vocal chords right now, just like when they moaned into your mouth. The yearning for him was growing deeper in the pit of your stomach. But he was set on stringing you along. Punishment for teasing him about another guy.
“Here.” He placed the lightly a dewed drink in your hands, ice clinking against the glass. His fingers grazing yours sent another wave of frustration through you as you pictured them caressing your skin.
You’d run out of quips and were feeling tongue-tied. Focusing on the growing swirls of sensations that were beginning to dampen your black lace thong, Aizawa’s favorite.
Aizawa took some long draws of his drink while watching you sip in yours. Eyes intent on your lips wrapped around that straw. The tensing of your delicate throat as you swallowed. Picturing your pink tongue lapping the pad of his thumb again.
He finally sat down on the other bar stool. His knees parting to give himself room for the pressure you were stirring between his legs.
You prodded him with some questions about work. But he was being awfully quiet. He only half-heartedly answered your questions.
Getting a fuller view of you now he was too distracted. His body temperature rose at the tightness of your dress against your body. Your exposed neckline hinting at the fullness of your breasts underneath. Your legs looking smooth and long in that dress that stopped only a few inches below your ass.
Irritation flashed through Aizawa’s skin as, over your shoulder, he saw the guy emerge from the bathroom and look directly at him. He had started walking in your direction, like he was coming back for seconds, before he noticed you were with another man. He hadn’t been that bothered when he first arrived but now he felt his rarely-seen temper flaring up at the thought of this guy trying to make a move on you.
You were mid-sentence when you saw Aizawa’s jaw clench. His irritation fueled the fire that was blazing in your lower stomach. He only got that possessive look in his eye over one thing. You.
You had to shift in your chair to try and ease the throbbing under your dress. Desperately trying to distract yourself if you were going to be able to hold out against Aizawa’s punishment drought.
You were going to need a few shots to pull it off. Pulling your dress down, unsuccessfully trying covering your butt, you stood up to wave the bartender down.
Aizawa flinched, the tightness in his pants growing after seeing the curve of your ass peeking out under your dress. His body went up in flames however when he caught muscle man catching a look as well. Temper properly stoked, he was hellbent at letting this guy know he could go fuck himself.
You felt Aizawa snatch your wrist and pull you between his legs. Yelping at the abrupt movement, you stabled yourself from tripping over your heels on his crotch, accidentally, and felt the lump that had formed there.
“What are you doing?” He growled in your ear.
“I’m...ordering another drink?” You said confused.
“I’m the only person who’ll be ordering your drinks for the rest of the night.” He informed you warmly, giving your ass a squeeze before resting his hand over the exposed part. “What do you want babe?” He cooed when the bartender arrived.
He ordered four shots of your favorite tequila.
Your arms draped around his shoulders as he held you in his domain. One arm relaxed on the bar, the other territorially holding you against him.
As you both downed the shots you noticed him glaring at something every few seconds under hooded eyes.
“What are you looking at?” You said leaning forward.
“Nothing important.” He growled through a clenched jaw.
But you’d followed his eye-line to find the man from earlier at the other end. You grinned in satisfaction.
A devious streak surged through you. Excited to see how your man would react to you now.
“I thought you weren’t jealous.”
His dick twitched at your hand brushing over his jeans.
“I’m not.”
“Well it seems like he’s bothering you. Want me to go over there and have a few words with him for you babe?”
He chuckled. “I don’t think you want to try something like that.”
“I think I might.”
He downed his last shot, the alcohol starting to buzz in his head. He was struggling to keep his temper under control. You were really testing him, on purpose too which made it worse. But he knew how you worked and how to press your buttons.
“Then go do it.” He urged. Releasing his hold on you. Holding his arms up in the air.
You huffed. Wrapping your arms around him even tighter. You hated when he did that. He knew you wouldn’t go. And you hated even more when he took his hands off you.
“You’re so mean.” You whined.
He chuckled. “I’m sorry baby. But you really think I’d let you win this little teasing game of yours so easily?” You yelped when his hand came down heavy on your ass again. Jutting your hips onto his hardened boner. “Unless you’re trying to tell me I have an actual reason to be jealous.” He dared you, looking you directly in the eyes.
He had you cornered again. His little mouse. You couldn’t even pretend to admit that another man caught your eye. And the throbbing in your panties was unbearable now. You were dying to smash your mouth on his.
You whimpered as he swept your hair from your neck. His lips only grazing your skin as he whispered into your ear. “You can tell me the truth baby.” He cooed.
You were barely holding out against him. Your stubbornness was seconds from giving out. His deep voice in your ear had you dripping. You crossed your legs trying to hold yourself together but Aizawa wasn’t about to let that happen.
“Come here.” He instructed as he lifted your leg over his knee so that you straddled his thigh. The pressure against your throbbing sex eliciting a soft moan.
He gave one more glance at the pathetic guy from earlier who was visibly tense. Having to watch you perched on his lap. Wilting over him in submission.
Suddenly you were very thankful you were tucked away where few people could possibly notice you melting over him, a mess.
“So? Should I be jealous?” He placed his final chess piece.
You whimpered more as his hand guided your hips to grind against him. Your stubbornness snapped.
You shook your head no into the crook of his neck. Your pussy started convulsing, desperately wanting him to touch you.
“Say it.”
“No baby. There’s no one to be jealous about. Nothing.”
You whined into his ear pressing your lips against him.
He groaned in satisfaction at hearing you admit it.
He shifted his leg to stretch out your stance. Your knee hooked over his thigh, exposing you so he had full access. The cold air hitting your drenched underwear made your breath hitch.
His thumb massaged the inside of your thigh, causing your hips to buck in anticipation. It was killing you.
“Please Shouta. Stop teasing me.” You whined.
You licked your lips which were painfully dry from lack of kisses.
The gloss of your saliva on your lips made his mouth water.
“You look so pretty.” He said grazing the outside of your drenched panties with one finger.
You bit back a moan that was surely going to be so loud everyone at the bar was going to hear.
“Fuck. You’re so wet...all this for me?” He said hanging his head back as he fought the urge to throw you onto the bar and ram his dick into you. Right where muscle man could see.
Another soft moan from you brought him back though. You nodded, cheeks flushed with embarrassment that he had you this unraveled in front of everyone. Although surprisingly nobody had noticed yet.
He slipped two fingers past your lips. Your tongue swirling around them. His dick throbbed at the sight of your mouth wrapped around him. Sadly wrapped around the wrong body part.
He removed them slowly. Mouth gaping at the saliva that strung off your tongue as he moved them back under your dress, moving your panties to the side and tracing tracing a wide circle around your clit. Just slow enough to hold you on the edge of pleasure.
“I want to hear you say whose pussy this is.” You cried softly. “Tell me baby.” He said watching your face contort at his touch.
You dipped your lips to his ear. Too abashed to look him directly in the eyes right now as he had you helplessly wrapped around his finger.
“It’s yours.” You squeaked out.
“Say my name.”
You were squirming uncontrollably now. But he was careful not to give you what you were dying for until he heard the words spill off your tongue. “It’s yours Shouta...all yours. Please just fuck me already.” You gushed.
“I love how my name sounds in your mouth.” He cooed as he plunged two fingers into you. Feeling the juices swirl around his fingers as he pumped them slowly in and out.
Your hand latched onto his shoulder, digging in at his touch. Your hips couldn’t stop grinding against his hand as you used his thumb as a rubbing board for your clit.
“Look at me.” The sight of your face flushed with pleasure was turning him on even more. Abusing your clit even faster as he felt your walls pulsing around his fingers. The tightness in his pants growing painful at how much it wanted you sat on top of him.
“Kiss me.” You pleaded one last time.
Finally ending his kiss drought, he attached onto that pouty bottom lip of yours. Sucking it hungrily. It had been just as hard for him to keep himself off you. He’d been dying to taste every inch of your body.
You latched onto his lip hoping you’d never have to let go. Biting hard to release all the frustration he’d built up in you. He flinched in pain. Having to slip his hands out of you to pry you off him.
“Fuck.” He said feeling his lip. You’d bit him so hard a little blood had been drawn.
“I’m sorry.” You said biting your nail.
“I suppose that was my own fault wasn’t it.” He smiled before sucking your juices off his fingers.
The sight was enough to send you over the edge. Your pussy was clenching around nothing. Grasping for his dick. You needed him. Right now.
You broke out of his hold and dragged his weight behind you to the ladies restroom. Thanking the heavens there was no line because you would easily have punched your way through it.
Slamming the door shut and locking it he immediately threw your weight against the wall. Picking you up and wrapping your legs around him. You clung to him like he was life itself and started aggressively sucking hickeys onto his neck.
“I missed you so fucking much.” You whined into his ear.
“I missed you too baby. A lot.” He said kissing your neck as he ripped his jeans and briefs down. He couldn’t wait another second to get inside of you.
His dick was rock hard as he swirled the head around your wet opening. Coating it with your warm juices. He groaned loudly in your ear as he sunk into you for the first time.
“Fuck you feel so good.”
Chills went through you as you felt him stretching out your walls. Wanting him to stuff you with every inch he had.
He pumped into you quickly. You relished at the pain and pleasure of his forceful thrusts. He wanted you so desperately he couldn’t control his power even if he wanted to.
He crashed his mouth against yours to muffle the loud moans that they definitely could hear on the other side of the door.
His mouth started sucking on that pink tongue of yours, mixing with the intense pleasure of him rutting into you. Your hold around his shoulders was going limp. He was fucking the strength right out of you.
“Turn around.” He ordered as he placed you back on the ground. Hiking your dress up to completely expose your ass.
He pressed your chest up against the wall. The cold bricks chilling your skin as he pushed your panties to the side again and inserted his entire shaft from behind. Bottoming out with one forceful thrust and holding it there as he hit your g-spot. Pleasure surged through your body, causing you to moan his name.
The sound of his name pouring off your lips was causing rumbling in his head. He felt himself nearing as he rammed into you faster. Dick throbbing at the way your ass jiggled every time he thrust into you.
The knot in your stomach grew tighter as you started rubbing circles around your clit. He was hitting your g-spot with every stroke. You were seconds away from overflowing with euphoria.
“I’m gonna cum Shouta.” You whined as he kept at you relentlessly. Hands clamped on your hips.
“Cum on me baby.” He encouraged as he felt your legs starting to shake.
Just then the knot snapped. And electricity flooded your body. Your hand clamped around his, pulling him against your back in pure gratitude.
Your walls tightening around him sent him over the edge. His rhythm growing sloppy just as he burst, filling you with warm cum. Groaning as he threw his last few weak pumps in pleasure. Coming down from his intense high.
“Shit y/n. Come here.” He said wrapping around your neck and pulling you up to place a sloppy wet kiss on the mouth that had been calling his name.
You both were breathing heavy as he pulled you into his arms. You nuzzled your face into him. Silently worshiping him for the satisfied humming in your body left over from your chilling orgasm.
“I think I missed you more than I realized.” He cooed into your ear. Gently rubbing your pussy from behind. Reminiscing on how amazing the juices felt around him.
You giggled. Yanking him into one last lingering kiss before pulling your dress back down.
He buckled himself up and patted your hair down that he’d disheveled.
When you opened the door, several stunned faces were staring at you.
Giggling nervously, Aizawa pulled you through the crowd to go close his tab out.
He was holding your hand tight as you clung to his arm. Staring at his side profile with hearts in your eyes as he tipped the bartender.
On your way out you bumped into someone’s back. The muscle man turned around in shock.
Not batting an eye you said “excuse me” and kept walking.
You looked up nervously to see Aizawa’s response to the poorly timed interaction but he was just peering at you out of the corner of his eyes with a satisfied little grin.
He grabbed your jaw and pressed a deep kiss on you. Not breaking his stride once as he led you to the door.
“Let’s hurry up and go home. I’m not finished with you yet.”
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pirirps · 8 years ago
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mythbusters starters: seasons 1 & 2
who are the mythbusters?
we’re what you’d call “experts”.
together, they have over 30 years of _____ experience.
we do this for a living.
i’m trying to locate a pig’s stomach.
_____’s SUPPOSED to be an expert.
that’s the shit!
the chevy impala is the ideal candidate for urban legend status.
so, the air force apparently called and turned us down on the jato rocket.
did they call us back again? just to deny permission? again? without being asked?
oh, fuck me.
[making gratuitous car crash sound effects]
oh, that’s the coolest toy ever.
we’ve got years of experience that keeps us safe.
i’m gonna have to have a grin-ectomy!
i mean, obviously it’s deflated, right?
[opens mouth to show a bunch of pop rocks going off]
what about mounting it in our skeleton over there?
oh, don’t make me say it!
once the belief is out there, you have to take some gargantuan steps to disprove it.
_____’s had two cans, he’s out of control! oh my god, he’s having another one! _____! _____, you can’t have those last two cans! oh my god, you’re an animal!
okay, i wouldn’t have called that he could drink all that soda and eat all those pop rocks at once.
i can’t answer the phone. i’m tying a pig’s stomach into a skeleton.
that’s what we call “a hell of a saturday night”.
another one bites the dust.
scotty, i need more power!!!
did you go to art school?
it has to be nice and fleshy and soft.
i come from the planet butthead.
that’s actually ____’s butt.
that’s probably the best shot you’ll ever see of your own butt.
it really looks great. i’m looking forward to spanking it.
think of all the twinkies that go into the actual production of this.
we’re doing in one night what most people spend their whole lives avoiding.
she’d have one big hickey.
a big butt hickey. that’s gonna be hard to explain.
we’re prepared to stake... uh... ____’s butt on it.
i’m trying to talk scientifically!
i was using my arms! if i didn’t have arms, i wouldn’t be able to free myself!
you were absolutely right.
agree with me.
i’ve only broken one bone in my body.
this would be cool if i could see.
our lawyer just isn’t cutting the mustard.
i won myself five bucks!
the coroner decided not to file an inquiry in this case because it was such a freak accident.
i love breaking things.
tub of body latex: $43. tub of gold pigment: $6. watching your friend get naked, covered in gold paint, and then jogging until they pass out: priceless.
this is the thing that made it all over the internet a few years ago.
we’re not gonna bring the pellet gun.
is this something that would be legal for us to do?
unfortunately, _____ wouldn’t let us shoot inside the building.
you need forty-two of those? good lord!
are you sure you wanna do the do?
i think it’s fine. of course-- it’s your neck, not mine.
we’re trying to recreate the mythical flight of ________.
_____ had a lot of help.
it’s been nice knowin’ ya!
cheers.
gimme a hug.
i think i’ll get a couple of tanks of helium and see what happens.
we’re gonna eat some bagels. we’re gonna eat some cake.
i think we have to drink a lot of water, ‘cause we’re gonna have to cough up about a half a dozen urine samples today.
we bought _____ over the web-- a bargain at $16.95 for ten!
i hope i don’t get pee shy.
i haven’t used drugs in weeks.
i think this is gonna cure me of my love for ____once and for all.
i think that’s a positive right there.
i just tested positive for opiates!
welcome to the club there, brotha!
so is it gonna be a girl or a boy, do you think?
i believe that’s what people do when they go out, uh, you know, uh, partying, or something.
you wanna make sure that you’re SHINY.
listen, you’re already naked and running on the treadmill covered in gold paint. there’s no such thing as shame anymore.
what’s the danger zone?
i could die if i’m not careful with this thing.
it feels like i’m being skinned!
______’s blood pressure fluctuations are obviously related to the latex.
tossing a ____ off the top of the empire state building is not as easy as it sounds.
is this-- is this excited ____? we’ve got a world first!
we’ve got a world first! it’s going out on television!
he’s totally [bleeping] [bleep]ing me.
wwwwwwwwwhoops!
[GLASS SHATTERING] whoops! haha! ha-- we should get out of here, that’s mercury vapor.
the fbi uses it to test weapons.
he wants to do his own narration.
i’ll do it. but you gotta do it too, or else you’re, like, a wuss.
okay. you go first.
OOOOOWW! agh! ... that didn’t actually hurt that much.
augh! you hit me in the same exact place!
it didn’t hurt that much before, but now it really hurts!
i always enjoy seeing ____ in pain.
go ahead. shoot me in the ass. come on, i can take it.
[on the verge of tears, clutching injured body part] i was prepared for the consequences.
any time we get to play with explosives and gunpowder and cool weapons and stuff like that, we’re happy campers.
there’s a significant chance that there will be an explosion.
[puppy voice] do you want the cookie?? is your cookie in here??? get the cookie!!!
what sort of foul play is this?!
i think it’s really quite obvious that i don’t tan, like, at all.
_____ wants to build the microwave oven from hell.
i’m gonna take all these microwaves apart and use them to build a super-powerful microwave gun that i can carry around and heat stuff up with.
fork in the microwave.
it’s like something out of star trek!
dude, you are the MAN!
in theory, this should heat up a cup of water four times faster than a regular microwave would.
[wraps entire body in tin foil]
i wouldn’t say _____’s an evil genius. i’m not sure he’s evil and i’m not sure he’s a genius.
my watch has stopped.
i’m looking for a human skull.
it’s his father’s.
this has to be easier than getting ahold of a skull. right?
it’s busted.
this pig’s gonna be one big bag a’ maggots.
____’s mustache is twitching.
usually, things don’t work this easy.
it’s the world’s most complicated lighter.
it’s my new secret escape hatch!
it’s taking him a while to do this. i think he’s having a little too much fun.
i’m excited. we’re gonna blow some stuff up and go home.
it’s kind of a lot. it’s kind of-- really a lot.
we can’t put gunpowder behind him and try to launch him, that’s just gonna blow him up.
cue the bomb.
will it work? that’s in the lap of the gunpowder gods.
if you catch him, i’ll give you a hundred dollars.
you wanna put some protection on, there?
he thinks he’s alright.
he survived! ___ survived!
one got away, and the other two have been quietly decomposing in a 1987 corvette for two months.
it just smells like standard death.
i see myself as a vegetarian for at least the next couple of weeks.
if my baby’s poo smelled like that, i would take it to a hospital immediately.
it won’t start, and it stinks of dead pig, but it’ll look good.
it’s alive!
science or quackery?
have we all been injected with mind-control chips?!
what happened to these men?
the authorities presumed they drowned.
the authorities presumed they drowned, but the myth says that they survived on a homemade raft.
people often cheer for the underdog.
officially, no one ever escaped and lived to tell.
i think i’ll fit. i’m not so sure about you.
let the break-out begin!
seems beer and fast food wasn’t on the menu at alcatraz.
i think i tweaked my back.
this is where it all happened.
it’s a lot of distance to cover in the middle of the night with all that equipment, i’ll tell you that.
it seems to simple an end.
he spent his life in and out of reform schools and prisons.
we’re escaping alcatraz at mach one!
wait-- was that a guard?
anything to say to the ducks back home?
well, i guess we’ll find a way of making it complicated, won’t we.
don’t let their looks deceive you. they’re actually quite deadly.
i asked for some volunteers this morning, and i came up with a couple.
that wasn’t so bad, was it? that wasn’t so bad.
don’t mess with me, duck. when i say quack, you’re gonna quack, right?
quack, damn you!
they just needed someone to talk to.
you ready to quack for science?
where were all those quacks when we needed ‘em?!
____, you wanna come over here and bend over?
we can do a little prison hazing ritual.
at this point, it looks like i’m not getting off the island. i’m gonna have to finish this life sentence.
dude, that’s a ____. i’m really impressed with these prison guys.
i give us a 60% chance of making it, a 20% chance of immediate catastrophic failure, and a 20% chance of slow descent into hell.
we’re gonna see if we can determine when, exactly, the government installs their mind-control chips.
you can proceed, but we’re watching you.
this is like a big, grown-up version of battleship! that’s cool!
[in a robotic monotone] i do not notice anything at all. i feel perfectly fine now.
it would seem that their technology is far more advanced than previously suspected!
you look funny.
just remember, kid-- if it doesn’t kill you, it’ll make a GREAT story later on.
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