#COWBOY TIME

[acornpirate]

[engagemythrusters]

everyone get in your fucking cowboy era now please

[icarus-suraki]

Cowboy Time

[wakeupandsmellthecarcass]

Feeling like cowboy Jeff rn❤️‍🩹

[e-m-p-error]

Moxxie - Mousearella Cheese

Trials in Tainted Space Transformative Items Magic Anons

[ Moxxie ]

"Oh, this smells delightful." And it wasn't cheese offered on a dilapidated cheese plate in the boardroom at work! He'd definitely be able to stomach this, even if it was room temperature!

Placing it in his mouth delicately, Moxxie chewed thoroughly, closing his eyes as he gave a little moan. Oh, that was good cheese. Too good, even, maybe. He didn't notice his horns curving until he had black and white striped mouse ears, or the way his tail thinned out at the end and the spade disappeared. The whiskers, however, he did notice.

"Huh-- Wh-what?" Squeaking in surprise, he whipped around to look at his tail, "What was in that cheese?!"

[feralferretxp]

Some western Magma doodles including Widget trying their best to look like a cowboy

[saintmichale]

23 :)

[reedus-prince-of-spiders]

Character post:

(outdated)

The spider wizard now has a human form named Silky. Also is a gunslinger. Haw yee.

TLDR: six spell guns with eyes on them, four magic arms plus two normal arms equals many pew pew. Also an immortal cat(?) who functions as a magic bag

*sorry for the long post, I'd write a book if I didn't stop myself*

The Perpetuator of the Thriftless Cycle has managed to automate most of her responsibilities. With the help of many magic circles and a healthy amount of minions, dungeons are being spidered and spiders are being moneyed. With copious amounts of spare time on her hands, she needed a hobby. Luckily, she discovered Cowboy Times, so she's doing that now.

Her familiar, Goldie, was previously the Grand Visier of the Seventh Plane. Being granted immortality via a christmas cactus, he has pledged to serve Silky for the rest of her mortal life. Goldie appears to residents is this realm as a hole in reality, a dark shimmering void as deep as the sky. No less than two piercing red eyes adorn the void, always visible no matter the angle of observation. If you were blind, you could be forgiven for assuming he was a normal cat, having the physical shape and temperature of one. He is not limited to this form though, and will take various forms for stealth, utility, or intimidation. As Goldie is from the Seventh Plane, he also has the ability to displace items in directions not compatible with the Third Plane, temporarily removing them from our reality.

The spider-possessed approximation of a human appears to be a 6' woman of light proportions. Her hair is golden blond and mid-back length, kept in a neat bun beneath her hat. In addition to taking human form, she has taken a new name: Silk. Her friends call her "Silky", her allies know her as "Six Six Guns" (or "Six" for short), and her enemies call her "The Blind Bandit". The human form Silky created is not an exact recreation of human anatomy though, and will enter the uncanny valley if examined closely. For example, it has no eyes. Instead, Silky uses eight enchanted purple stones. Two of the stones are affixed as goggles that conceal her eyeless visage. The body wears boots, but has no feet. There's just more hands down there. The elbows and knees have also been observed to act more as ball joints than hinges, but this only seems to occur in emergency situations. That being said, the body doesn't raise too much suspicion if observed by a passing look or low pressure interaction.

In addition to the aforementioned goggles, Silky wears a vest and pants made from a strange leather(?). (See Monster Hunter's male Blossom Armor for reference, minus the headpiece and coat) A gothic style hoodless cloak is worn on top to protect from the elements, which can be tossed behind her for gunslinging or social purposes. A wide brimmed stetson finishes the outfit. The outfit is mostly composed of a royal purple with gold accents. The only exception being a white long sleeved shirt under the vest. (See the male Purple-gold jumping spider for color reference)

Being a spider, Silky is familiar with operating eight limbs at once. She uses a modified version of mage hand, which allows the arms to hold the same weight she can, at the cost of not being usable remotely. When summoned, the four ghostly arms start at the elbow, but are positioned as if they would connect to shoulders located below her physical ones. She uses these extra arms to wield all six of her revolvers at once.

The six revolvers are [Wizard's Wheel Guns]. Six focus crystals are held in a cylinder that can be rotated at will. The cylinder can also be replaced entirely, allowing for quickly switching to another set of spells. These allow Silky to rapidly fire a range of intermediate level spells, but Magic Missile is the default option for these guns. The other default spells are elemental options, (fire, ice, and lightning), dark or light magic (depending on the gun), and one healing spell. The revolvers are held in six holsters, two traditional side hip holsters, two mounted on the front of her waist, and two chest holsters. Though all can be drawn simultaneously, only the two hip revolvers can be used for quick draws. The rear sights on the guns have been replaced with the same stones that make up Silky's glasses, meaning there is no issue training multiple sightlines at the same time. Silky does have other weapons for heavier or long range applications, but does not carry then on her person. Instead, Goldie carries them, and can produce them on demand. For traditional spell casting (and melee) Goldie also carries a dual-headed bo staff.

As can be gathered from her apparel, Silky does not much care for doing things sneaky beaky like. This is not to say she is unreasonable, as she does prefer to understand the situation before rushing in. To facilitate this, Goldie will usually preform reconnaissance or extraction of fragile elements before being quickly followed by a broken door, hysterical laughter, and several gunshots.

Haw yee, chucklefucks.

[eli-the-gorehound]

i have 1 friend and ive infected them with cowboy i need more friends to infect with cowboy, if you too want a friend my dms are open and i will infect with cowboy.

[opaleyedprince]

we’ve had two rogues yes but what about third rogue

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[drizzledrawings]

Lesbians deserve to kiss while the world goes up in flames around them

[spader7]

it's ghoul hours

[ghostember]

thought it’d be fun to compile all of my drawings of this character over the years

as a bonus here’s the very very first drawing i’ve done. ended up liking the design enough to run with it

[metrixnos]

Pretty boy? You're kidding me? Pretty boy?

[theo-the-ghost]

YEAAAAH

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