#COSMOOOO

[cubbihue]

Alright, I wasn't gonna share this, but it came out unreasonable nice, and it's Cosmo

So, I have issues visualizing sizes sometimes, so I'll make little models and stuff to try and figure out sizes in drawings. I did not want to make another clay lump for the bitties so I just-

It's a sketch of Cosmo, half the height of the pencil that made him. I regularly hold him up to stuff I might want to draw a fairy next to. He's been leaning on a water bottle all day. I don't know how to draw water bottles...

OUGUGHGHHH LITTLE MAN!!!! SMALL FAIRY!!!!

That's a very good accurate irl size of him!!! He'd be about half a pencil.

[moon-song-and-star]

Just finished nsbu, everybody welcome cosmo chase and doug meat to my list of fav characters of all time!!

[holographic-mars]

*Taps microphone* So how do you feel about the green spaceship Cosmos? Any head cannons to share, and out of all the iterations you know which is your fave.

Cosmos? Yeah I guess he’s fine I mean— *trips and thousands of pictures of cosmos fall out of my pocket* oh shit uh these aren’t mine uh— *slips on the pictures* it’s not like that I don’t really like him that much I— *more pictures fall out as I desperately try to pick them all back up* listen listen hang on a sec wait—

Anyways uhhhh my favorite Cosmos will always be G1 cosmos, not only cause I love G1 but I am just OBSESSED. WITH HOW TEENSIE AND CHUBBY HE IS. HE IS SHAPED SO WONDERFULLY. HE IS THE IDEAL MAN. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. And his voice is so charming to me I love how he sounds perpetually nervous he is NOT cut out for this.

Cosmos hcs UHHH LETS GO

Cosmos is really clumsy when in places with gravity. He trips over himself, stumbles over others, and all together doesn’t seem to understand how heavy he is and slips up a lot.

With that being said, he is incredibly agile and quick when flying—especially so in places with weak or no gravity.

He also doesn’t always remember that things float in space but not in gravity. He absolutely does that thing astronauts do where he lets objects go and assumes they’ll float and then gets confused when they’re not right where he left them. He gets embarrassed about that a lot.

When he’s just floating through space, he likes to dance. It helps him stay quick on his boosters and he’s quite good at it.

He talks to himself and says whatever comes to his mind out loud all the time. Another habit from being by himself for so long. He’s always mumbling to himself and when he’s not talking, he’s humming along to whatever song he’s got stuck in his head that second.

He rubs his plating (hands, arms, thighs) when he’s nervous and sometimes it gets so bad that his paint flakes off.

AAANYWAYSSS HEHE I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE YOU FOUND ME ON TUMBLR be warned I never shut up about cosmos (and coswave) it’s even worse over here bc i have a much longer character limit >:)) hehe THANK YOU FOR THE ASSK!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🛸🛸🛸🛸

[tricksteroftheheart]

i drag myself on the ground. cosmo. i require . comso

[tricksteroftheheart]

HHAGWAHUAGH COSMO COSMO?? COSMO. COSMOOOOO COSMO COSMO COSMO COSMOOO OH YM GOD COSMO. COSMO WARNING. CONTENT WWARNIGN COSMO. OHH MY GOD I JSUT WOKE UP IM GNNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK. AWOOGA COSMO COSMO OOHH YMGOD OOH YMOGD OHHHH MY GOD. HHH MYGOD /POS /ALL POS

fruitcake whiteboard doodles teeheheheh

[cosmothecakeroll]

hii cosmoooo

Hii Sprout!!

[clock-onyx]

The North

"I didn't k-know the castle shines this much... It looks like a s-star!"

"Well, I know something else that shines much more brightly."

Awhhh awhhh awhh cuties theyre such cuties awhhh so in love awhh awh!!! This is funnier given the fact theyre one of the few actual wholesome couples I have LMFFAAAAOOOO

This is riggghhttt at the North! They better watch their step, unless they REALLY want to almost experience zero gravity, and be careful around that water!!! It's sizziling hot!

I also wanna give a note that this castle is fucking huge, thats barely a part of it. The Gods used to live in it, but in the higher floors, now it sits ambandoned, a part of history, per say. Jomei's never seen it in person until this moment, because well... I dont think Oculus would've let him get close to it after everything that happened in there in the past

OH btw the guy next to Jomei is verryyy important, his name is Cosmo say hi to Cosmo hiiii Cosmoooo

Heres an old drawing of him because i am lazy to doodle up a new one rn... whys your waist so small sir is it for other men to grab you? /JOKE

AND also I used like... one of those outfit suggestions for Jomei done a billion years ago, i did alter it a little to be a little more funky

OK THATS IT YAPPING'S OVER

[strawberrybuni]

SMAU IDEA

Asking if they wanna become a milf/dilf

hello cosmoooo, this will be tomorrow's smau :3

[best-fnaf-song-competition]

Sending this in very late but rest in peace cosmo absolutely decimated but not forgotten 😔🫡

AKSGAHDJDGJG NOOOO COSMOOOO 😭 WE FAILED YOU

[wyvolf]

COSMOOOO I'M EATING UP DR.WYVERN IM SO EXCITED IM HOLDING A FORK IM CHEWING HIM IN MY MOUTH

:333333

[your-local-idiots]

Cosmoooo.... COSMOOOO-

I like to imagine Cosmo has a very soft voice but will say the most random gay shit out of nowhere.

[exculis]

COSMOOOO IMAIIIIIII

[cosmothecakeroll]

sooooooooo cosmoooo, how do you feel about Sprout, eh?

He's just a friend...

Nothing more...

[talksaxy]

HI COSMOOOO I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN WELL <333 💗💗🤍🤍💫💫

HIIIIII i’ve been well 🫶🫶💕 how are you!

[weebumochi]

COSMOOOO UR BRAIN ‼️‼️ LOVED THISSSS

I used to date an older guy (like mid 40s) a few years back and I always got stupidly turned on when he fixed stuff around his house?? Like, he just knew hot to do it and did it. No googling, just him and his tools. Feel like it would fit somewhere in your older bf Simon stuff.

god love a fully capable “fuck it i’ll do it” type of man 🫶🏼

you know that your older bf!simon doesn’t believe in hiring tradespeople for a service.

“why would i pay someone to fuck about in my home?”

“they’re not fucking about, si! they’d be fixing the sink”

“i’ll do it”

you have no doubt that simon was more than capable of fixing things around the house but you also wanted him relaxing when he was home.

turns out he couldn’t relax at the thought of another man doing something for you.

so you let him do it, you threw your hands up and waved your white tea towel in defeat as you heard him banging around in the garage for tools.

hearing the faint sounds of grunting and the occasional swear word coming from the bathroom, you thought it might pay to go and see how he was getting on.

fucking hell.

simon was on his back, arms stretched up above him as his hands dwarfed the pipe they were wrapped around. t-shirt riding up, lines of his stomach leading right to his belt, knees bent and boots firmly planted on the floor, you could honestly just-

“oi, you gonna’ stare or help me?”

now how the fuck?

“your heads in the cupboard, how did you know-“

“i always know where you are, pass me the wrench”

crouching down beside him, you handed it over and stayed down there to watch him work. scarred knuckles wrapped around the handle of the tool, other palm flat against the base of the sink so you could see the veins.

he was something else entirely.

“how d’you know how to do all this?”

“taught m’self, come hold this”

you reached over to replace where his palm was so he could have both hands back. “but why? surely other people don’t learn all this?”

“other people don’t care about their sweet’art not having to lift a finger- move your finger for me”

the more you stretched to hold the sink, the more you felt yourself losing traction with it. naturally, simon noticed before you did.

“y’need to get closer, cm’ere”

tools landing to the side of him, two large hands plucked you up till you were dropped in his lap. precarious situation but you couldn’t deny the sink was a lot easier to reach.

you stayed like that, letting simon work in peace as you enjoyed your view. honestly, he could invite you to the end of the world and you’d just be happy to hold his hand.

one hand splayed out on his chest, the other holding the sink, you suddenly felt a tickle forming at the end of your nose. before you knew it, you were pulling your hand back to scratch it- the one holding the sink.

you panicked, realising it could very well land on simon’s head. but it didn’t, it stayed completely still. face screwing up, you leant in again to give the sink a nudge only to find out it was totally fixed.

“what the hell, si? why’d you have me doing all that?”

you saw the smirk on his face as he flashed a look over at you. suddenly, you realised you weren’t the only one enjoying the view.

the hand that didn’t have the wrench came out to give you a pat on the side of your hip.

“c’mon sweet’art, i can’t get anything outta’ this?”

[gingganggongdedogongdelagaraga]

hiiiiiiii cosmoooo 💗😸🌽🦦!!! you finished your presentation?? 🥺🥺🥺 aaaaaaahhhhhhh yesss good job!!!! 💞💖💗💘💕‼️🚨‼️ three more assignments tho.....omgggg 😔 all disasters???? whew. wow. good luck tho waaaahhhhh keep up the good work!! 🫶😭 and gone girl as extra credit....the gaslight gatekeep girlyougotthis girlboss queen ♡💀 hehe 💗💞💕 hope none of it ends up being too much work thoooo!! you're doing great!!! 💓🌟🥺

oh haha....also...what character of your choice would you gossip with while you do their nails? ✍️🧐🎤💕💕

aaahhhhhh tytyty 💞🌼 sorry i haven't checked my notifs cuz of all the porn bots 😭 i am kinda killing it but trying to stay humble 😔😔😔 and hmmm..... eileen from regular show. that girl would teach me so much