#COMPLETELY SOBER

[greyyson-but-no]

when you thought they were fine with you being alcohol free (aka not drinking under any circumstances) but then start leaving you out because they "didn't think you'd be comfortable around people drinking" — yeah, just say you're judging me for not drinking and get it over and done with.

[flowercorpses]

"i think they put fentanyl in my tootsies"

[ruporas]

drank too much

[ID: Digital Art of Vash and Wolfwood from Trigun Maximum. Vash’s body is turned slightly away from the viewer as he holds a staggering Wolfwood by his shoulder. He has one foot ahead of the other, the foot in the back used to stabilize himself from tipping over. Wolfwood is tethering into Vash, his weight pressed into him with his arms wrapped around Vash’s waist and his face is hidden away as he leans against Vash’s shoulder. Vash’s expression can be seen, his eyes wide and mouth tight-lipped, and his face is flushed red. A speech bubble comes out from Wolfwood, saying a drawled “Spikeyyy...”. The background are desaturated pastels of blue and green, showing night time, as they stand in the middle of an empty street that is also lit by the moon not depicted. Yellow light is seen coming from the inside of a saloon. End ID]

[ballwizard]

can i be real with you guys i fucking hate the "HOW HIGH WERE U WRITING THIS XD CARBON MONOXIDE DETECTOR!!! LOL WHAT!! UR A CRAZY PSYCHO FOR WRITING YHIS" schtick that I've been seeing around recently . it's like. Not funny at best and really rude and annoying at worst

[wolfofcelestia]

Drunk MC: Can I just say... Can I just say I love you?

Z: You've said that several times in the last hour.

MC: CAN I though?

Z, sighing: ...Yes, you may.

MC: I love you so goddamn much you complete idiot.

Z: ...Silly drunk.

[forestshadow-wolf]

Ghost and soap very sleep deprived when shipping out on an op. And it's just because they spent the entire night playing table pool

[iliveforaussiegrit]

So that’s how Mark left Le Mans ✈️

[leolingo]

and the truth comes out!

replying to a tweet talking about how he looked drunk last night -> “i move like that, we hadn’t been drinking yet in that clip, we just started to get drinks way later”

[here-comes-the-moose]

Okay so do you ever randomly think about things you said or did after a little (or a lot of) alcohol was involved? Well, here are some of mine that I think could potentially be the Bad Batch (minus Omega because not only is she a kid and that alone made me uncomfortable, but she reminds me too much of my little sister). I put it under the cut since one of the things is a bit crass (I was going to add something more crass that I said for Hunter but then remembered something else and thought it fit Hunter more than the initial thing)

Hunter- Made out with and grinded on someone in the middle of a club at a Greek Life event

Wrecker- Danced on several elevated surfaces while passionately singing along to the music. May or may not have almost fallen a few times. (Tied with accidentally blowing something up in the microwave)

Tech- “Here’s the thing about the Cold War…” *proceeds to go on a very very long and detailed rant that attracts the attention of other people at the function; gets misinterpreted as me having rizz*

Crosshair- Got extremely bitchy due to insecurities being amplified by the effects of alcohol and then ended the night by crying over being bitchy while eating McDonald’s and refusing any attempts at comforting

Echo- “This isn’t a porno, why the fuck are they dickriding so hard?” (I was talking about some politicians and their supporters)

[chaosinstigator]

just a litol guy

[thebreakfastgenie]

Billy Joel may have been the only sober person at all of Woodstock and he left halfway through instead of staying to do field observation.

[comingupforblair]

Tara: I completely stand by what I said when I was drunk.

Mindy: You were yelling at me about how no one deserves Sam.

Tara: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and selfish. Have you seen Sam, Mindy? She’s soft, kind and pure.

Mindy: …Are you crying?

Tara: She’s entirely too pure for this ugly world. We must protect her.

[static-scribblez]

girl what am i doing

[swedishtrish]

Ohhhh BROTHER !

[itsanidiom]

I wonder if there’s a universe in which GreatTyme dp Tonkla…I bet Tonkla is happy there…

[gravyhoney]

Sorry guys I kkeep almost posting about this guy I’m so into rn but everytime I’m like ‘ahhhh no this is cringe’ and DELETE JT and then. I remember I run a fucking LEGO NINJAGO blog sk this is actuallyyyyyyy the least cringe thing I can post. Ain’t no fucking WAYYYYYY a MAN has me giggling and kicking my feet the way this guy is what the FUCK I’m aaauughdhfbdhf sorry guys this is the worst thing I’ve ever typed out but my GODDDDDDDDD hehehehheehehehheehheeheeheheheehe i don’t think I’ve ever felt this strongly about SOME GUY as I do rn. He’s so. Idk. Augh. He makes me feel like a whole person. AND he doesn’t make me feel shame abt my interests. AND AND he respects my boundaries and isn’t expecting anything from me GUYS AUGH.