#COME OOONNNNN

[citrus-circuss]

BADBOYHALO YOU BLIND BITCH

[agreekdemigod]

what woudln't i do for a scene in OPLA where Sanji and Robin dance

[butnobodyhome]

[casscowboyhat]

they have to be fucking with us on this one

[smoreal]

Shadow and Amy having pretty much NO scenes after shth is actually very criminal, and since I’m on the subject, how do we have all these side characters but they almost never interact with each other??? Like the interactions are very few and FAR between

[borrelia]

i told her to restart and shes been pre-restart saying windows is getting ready for like. 5 minutes

i need to get a nerd to clean up my computer it's STRUGGLING

[promithiae]

There is a point in a murder mystery where you, the reader, have identified some element - the why or the how or the whom - and the investigative party havent yet and you want to smack the detectives' heads together and shove the evidence under their nose, but you cant because it's a book and you're left screaming and screaming and screaming in your head while they're off getting distracted by other things. It's a fun moment to be in

[princessclefairyberry]

Just watched the women's breaking gold medal battle (YES THEY'RE CALLED BATTLES I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS SOMEHOW) and I had basically no idea what was going on but it was cool af and I loved it

...why the HELL isn't it returning in LA???

Bonus:

BATTLE ⚔️

[frozenhi-chews]

Me: Actually I think I like FNaF more than Undertale. The movie was awesome, I love Springtrap, and-

Undertale Yellow: Howdy!

Me: ..... COME OOOOONNNNNNN-

[monty-glasses-roxy]

How’s the weather wherever you guys are

Stuck on hold how's it going folks?

[caressthosecheekbones]

can y'all please stop reblogging the "barbie batman cosplay" which is clearly ai "art". thank.

[temporary-dysphoria]

@tumblr i am begging you. i would buy your merch. i would buy your patches for my denim jacket. i would buy your sweatpants that look super comfy. but i cannot justify purchases when you are going to charge me $69 (nice) .23 AUD to ship an $8.00 set of pins or a $6.00 sticker sheet.

please tumblr. please.

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Sweaty love.

"Al, you are my everything....BUT if you FUCKIN hug me right now. I will kill you." Hisssing out Boo leaned away from their boyfriend. Who, just got back from his shop after closing. In town it's been pretty scolding hot lately, and the pickup was with Seth.

Seth, being on shift right now at his job. Couldn't bring Alphonse home in a nice cool car, so he walked. It was like a 20 minute walk, but fuck this weather made him almost melt on the sidewalk.

"Coommmeeee ooonnnnn!! One hug you know you wannnaaaaa!!" Chuckling darkly Alphonse slowly approached Boo. Being on the couch Boo had the advantage of using it as a barrier. Hopping off the couch the couple began circling each other.

"Alphonse. If you come near me. I swear to GOD, i WILL hurt you." Plainly saying Boo got into a defensive stance. Pulling a giggle from the pinkette, who slowly closed in on them.

"Try it." Then pounced at them. With a scream, Boo ran up on the couch jumping on the other side. Then booked it down the hall to their room, foot steps echoed through the house.

Boo was screaming as they heard how quickly Alphonse was gaining on them. Cackling was heard as Boo turned for a second seeing Alphonse about five feet away.

"FUCK!! YOU AND YOUR LONG ASS LEGS!!" Shouting Boo whipped around and scrambled to open their bedroom door. Slipping in at the last second they almost closed it successfully.

"HAHABA!!" Crazed laughter was heard as Boo struggled to close the door on Alphonse. He used his body to wedge himself between the doorframe and door.

"GO AWAY!! SMELLY MONSTER!!" Grunting Boo tried using their weight to shut the door. Making sure not to hurt Alphonse, but they were overpowered by said man.

"COME HERE BABE!" Strong arms snatched them. Boo wiggled like crazy but felt the sweat Alphonse collected on them. Gagging at it and his smell they turned away in his arms.

"EEWW LET GOOOO!!" Whining, but after a second they gave up. Slumping in his arms and then turned their head giving him a glare.

"Awe come on you know you love me!" Cooing at them Alphonse then leaned down and kissed their face. Boo kept the same look and turned away, so Alphonse kissed them more.

"I do. But I swear, you smell like rotten candy! Go take a shower!" Complaining more as they felt Alphonse let go. He chuckled and them smirked at them, giving a knowing look.

"Well since your smelly too I guess we BOTH gotta take a shower!" Smiling like a kid Alphonse guided Boo to the bathroom. Reluctantly Boo followed, then thought about Seth. He's going to laugh when he hears what their goofball did.

[amphitriteswife]

💚marry me!💜

For @rorlokiswifey

Sigyn mentioned in this post is from @mizz-sea-nymph

Lil angsty but it gonna be okii

Tagging: @praisethesuuun @nicasdreamer @swallowtail-lotus @tinyy-tea-cup @jonquilclegane

Walking up the steps of Valhalla you tried your best to ignore the Nordic god floating above you. He had been pestering you for some years now. Why? Because he proposed, after he only knew you for 1 month. His words were that he could already sense you were the one. Ofcourse that was a lie and he immediately went to the fates to see if you would be his partner. Typical of Loki. ‘Comeeee ooonnnnn~’ Loki whined at you, still floating and following you even if he was supposed to attend the meeting with the other gods. You ignored his whining and finished walking the steps, entering the green house. He just sulked and closed his eyes, murmuring to himself.

In the green house you searched for some flowers you had to attend to on request of Idunn, who also needed to attend the meeting that Loki skipped. Wondering why you couldn’t hear the exaggerated whines and complaints of the trickster god you turned to find him outside the house still floating and murmuring with his eyes closed, he was floating with his face turned to the sky and his hands behind his head. His hair messy because of all the turning and moving. However, he wasn’t looking at where ye was floating and he was getting closer and closer to the glass. As a sign to hopefully make him aware of what he was doing, you ticked on the glass. But he was too caught up in his childish sulking to realize and then bumped his head into the glass which resulted in him falling to the ground on his back with a loud ‘Thump’ and a breathy but screeching ‘OUCH!’

This made you burst out laughing. It’s such a Loki thing to do that would never happen to anyone else which only made it even funnier. ‘H-HEY! IT’S NOT FUNNY! DON’T LAUGH AT YOUR FIANCE!’ Loki spurted out, embarrassment mixed with irritation and a pinch of humiliation. He quickly got up and clenched his hands when you still laughed at him, feeling more humiliated now but also kind of relieved he was able to make you laugh after you ignored him. ‘I’m not your fiancé, Loki.’ You told him a clearly. You hadn’t even accepted his proposal. Not that you would if you’ll be honest, but you’re not going to tell him that. Loki seemed a bit disheartened by your answer. It was no surprise that he really wanted to be with you, but he hated getting rejected like this. It hurt. And hurt is not something he experienced at often which only confused him and the way he should handle his feelings.

‘…why not, Siggy?’ He asked you a little more seriously now, trying to mask his disheartened and difficult acceptance. He isn’t one to take no for an answer and would push until he gets what he wants. That’s how he is and always had been. Though despite the mixed feelings of being married to him you couldn’t deny that the nickname he gave you was cute. ‘Well we don’t know each other that well, and you proposed to me 1 months after we knew each other. It’s all just so fast.’ Loki’s expression turned a little solemn at your words, but at the same time it also made him thought for a moment. Is he really pushing to hard? But he’s certain you’re the only one for him? Are you going to reject him? No! No way! It’ll be humiliating. Perhaps he should just play it as a long lasting prank… but it’s no secret that he does love you though. The scenarios in his head, the way he wanted to know more about you. He played it off as a crush before. But it’s so much more than that.

You couldn’t help but feel a little bad for saying that. He looked so sad… ‘come here.’ You said opening your arms for a hug, this seemed to make him feel a little better as he walked over to you and wrapped his arms around your middle, his head was on your shoulder and he seemed to still be deep in thought. Even though his body was bent because of the hug, you could see his muscular shoulder a little slumped down. It was kind of amusing that he assumed you didn’t like him just because you refused the proposal. It didn’t mean you didn’t love him, just that you didn’t want to marry. ‘You do realize that i’d rather be your girlfriend first than actually marrying right away right?’ You asked him patting his back, this made him a bit stunned… you wanted to his girlfriend…you. Wanted to be his. His girlfriend. GIRLFRIEND?!!! His expression turned into one of happiness and excitement, but before he could say anything he choked on his own spit which caused you to laugh.

‘So…you’re my girlfriend now?’ Loki asked you, seemingly still needing time to process it. He did have a smile on his face and hugged you tightly. He seemed very happy, his cheeks slightly red and he seemed a little flustered. ‘Well, yeah! You’re cool with that?’ You asked him patting his back as he hugged you even more and placed a kiss on your cheek. ‘YIPPEE’

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Thank you for reading! 🩵🤍

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I. Need more enrichment in my enclosure again.

[voltronisanobsession]

Miguel codes Lyla a Friend

I had this idea since I was thinking maybe sometimes Lyla gets lonely being the only hologram in the spider society apart from Spider Byte. So I decided to do this and show what it could be like if Miguel finally coded and programmed Lyla a new friend!

This also might be the very few writings I’ll do for this fandom since I wanna focus on the ones Im active in now :D

For this to even be CONSIDERED a possibility, Lyla would have to have been annoying Miguel for awhile, complaining about how oh so lonely she’s gotten being the only hologram

“Come on.”

“There’s Spider Byte.”

“She doesn’t count, plus she’s still a spider. Come oonn.”

“Is my company not enough, Lyla?”

“Look me in the eyes and you tell me. Come ooonnnnn.”

In the end Miguel will succumb to Lyla’s persistent complains much to the her delight

I can already see her excitedly yapping away while Miguel begins programming her new ‘friend’

I totally see Miguel just copying and pasting Lyla’s original coding while making some changes like the personality and appearance just because he didn’t want to spend too much time on this

It takes a couple of runs before both he and Lyla are satisfied with the final outcome, you😍

Miguel made it so that you were the more compassionate and kind one between the two of you while Lyla is the honest and blunt one

You chose your own name, which surprised both him and Lyla since you were already adapting and growing as an intelligent form of tech

“Well then Y/N, welcome to the team.”

Cue Lyla grabbing your arm and disappearing to who knows where while Miguel sighs

Omg she would totally give you star glasses so you could match with her heart glasses!!!

You guys are rarely seen without the other ever since your arrival

Lyla would show you all the ropes to being Miguel’s assistant and would be so proud when you help file your first report on an anomaly :,)

“They grow up so quick.”

“But I can’t ‘grow up’ Lyla.”

“You’ll understand those sayings soon.”

You guys do everything together, like karaoke nights with Miguel, make friendship bracelets for each other and take silly pics with that one bunny filter Lyla’s obsessed with

It’s like you’re Thing 1 and Thing 2 according to Peter :]

Because this is technically your shot in ‘living’, you definitely look at everything with stars in your eyes

Everything is still so new to you and so exciting that you often get carried away with rambling about how fascinating life is

Which causes Miguel to raise an eyebrow at times because it’s almost like your becoming more self aware of yourself, gaining more… human emotions despite you being only a hologram

And he isn’t wrong

Once learning of Miles Morales’ story and how he’s essentially going to destroy the multiverse according to Miguel, you can’t help but feel for the boy

Your traits grow from being compassionate to feeling real emotions which confused you at first when you began feeling so different at times

(You asked Lyla about the weird feelings you’ve been getting but she only looks at you weirdly so you don’t bring it up again)

You make it a habit to mention every now and then that Miles had no control over what happened and how you feel sorry for him

How you even theorize that with him, the cycle of Spiderman could possibly be broken!

Lyla would 100 percent lecture you on how that would be terrible and all that fun sunshine stuff which you definitely don’t listen to

Hobie would be around when you’re on one of your tangents on how Miles could be the change the multiverse could benefit from, capturing his attention

“Rebellious one, aren’t you?”

“Oh Hobie hello! What do you mean by that?”

“I sure as ‘ell know bossman wouldn’t program your own ideas to go against his, now would he?”

After that small talk, your hologram self would realize ‘hey! Im thinking for myself, I have my own ideals and beliefs!’

Cue you acting out against Miguel cuz you’re in your rebellious phase

Bro would totally tell Lyla to control you

You’ve been giving him more headaches than Lyla has and that’s saying something

I think Lyla would try to tap into your programming to see if there was something wrong only to find out you put a PASSWORD on that file LMAO💀💀💀

Her reaction: 😦

Besides that concerning factor that is making itself way more known after Miles arrives, most of the spiders do enjoy your company

They love how you just float around them as you beg to hear more of their stories and fights they’ve experienced

You have an almost childish light because of how interested and amazed you are at them

You love being around Peter B. though because of Mayday

She loves just swishing her hand at your frame, giggling as you reappear in a different spot, your soft glowing light capturing her attention every time

Overall I think being Miguel’s second assistant isn’t the most terrible thing in the world

Lyla’s sarcasm has rubbed off on you so you both like to make Miguel’s job a little more difficult than it needs to be

But he definitely has a soft spot for both you, especially since you often sympathize with him whenever he watches those videos of his past life

You’re just a silly member of the society trying to learn more about life and the special moments it holds

You want to be apart of the real world instead of being confined to the digital world, which Lyla and Miguel don’t realize is a problem until you finally go against them

DUN DUN DDUUUNNNN