#COME ON STEAM AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[b0tster]

hhhhhhhhhhhhgghh,,g,,h, 🫠🫠🫠

[plugrick]

One thing was for sure - Mike didn’t have to instruct them to start running twice. The enraged Drone before them was intimidating enough to make any being’s fight or flight instincts kick in, and flee they did. In a hurry.

Alas, their terrified group of soldiers and defectees alike weren’t the only ones functioning on pure, undiluted instinct. The Berserked-out soldier had honed in on the targets of his primal aggression, and acted accordingly. Unlike the well trained soldiers with thousands of hours of meticulous training under their belt, this breed of soldier was genetically predispositioned to replace intelligence and calculation with murderous rage that thrummed through his very veins.

“RUUUUAGH! I’LL SLAUGHHHHTER YOU ALL!”

“O-oh fuck!” Rick cried out, unable to hold himself back in the face of white hot panic. “N-not again! NOT AGAIN!”

He couldn’t believe this was happening. To think that he and Amy had only just escaped the clutches of his ex-boyfriend trying to rip his head clean off in a haze of Berserker rage, and now the nightmare was replaying like a horror film on repeat. If they didn’t outpace this monster, they’d be good as dead! And he wasn’t that fast! Nor was Amy!

“Stand down! We can’t fight a Berserker!” A guard who had joined their party instructed. “You there! SECURE THE OBJECTIVES!”

Spurred into action by his counterpart, Amy was quickly swept off her feet by their one remaining original guard, but the human wasn’t so lucky to get that kind of break. Rick wasn’t sure if he was short of breath due to the exertion, or if he was truly getting too old for this. They needed an OUT, and they needed it soon, or else he might not make it!

“AAAAAAAH!”

They turned a corner, and subsequently were stopped dead in their tracks by a blood curdling scream. The source of which was coming from a medical personnel in blue scrubs, who was being held aloft in the air by a different Drone soldier over his head—

Who proceeded to rip them clean in half and douse himself in the steaming gore and viscera that poured out grotesquely.

“AaaAAAAaaaAAAA W-WHAT THE FUCK!”

This time the yelling was coming from Rick, who was as shocked at the display of brutality as the rest of them. There were TWO?! Where were they supposed to go now?! Their path forward was garunteed death in the worst ways imaginable, and the same fate approached from behind. Oh shit, this was really it, this was—!

“OVER HERE!” A voice called to them - another set of frightened faces beckoning them from an opening that appeared in the wall. “In the elevator! GET IN THE ELEVATOR!”

An elevator was a detour away from the hallway’s connecting route to M, but it was the one quick escape out of this shit situation, by far the best bet they had! The ragtag group piled in without hesitation alongside a few other haggard looking Feds who looked like they’d been through hell and high water themselves, and Rick was the first one to hit the close door button.

“C’mon, c-c’mon!”

They were home free! …Except for the fact that the doors weren’t closing nearly fast enough.

“RAAAAGH!”

The Berserker that was hot on their trail was not stopping any time soon. Not to mention the surprise other one, who was bound to take notice of fresh blood to spill any second!

Rick suddenly gripped onto his ex-boyfriend, shaking his arm with urgency.

“M-Mike! DO SOMETHING!”

X

[howggswouldreact]

💓 Nightgowns and Monsters in Closets | Jennie

Request: Hey! I was wondering if I could get a Jennie x reader with a daughter please? Maybe they're just trying to do the naughty together but little one comes in and interrupts it. Probably fluff

Plot: It's been a while since Jennie and Reader had some time alone. But, on a Friday night where everything seems to lead to a moment between both of them, their small daughter knocks on the door of the bedroom.

Words: 1,696

Genre: slight smut, mostly flluff

Warnings: slight smut

Notes: this was so... aaaaaaaaaaaaaa, cute!

You were sitting on your bed, your back against it’s headboard, your mind traveling a few feet from there to the door on your left that led directly to the bathroom in your suite. The day had been quite tiring, it was a Friday night and you knew very well that relaxing was something that should, once and for all, be in your plans. And there, right behind that door, was Jennie, having just finished taking a nice hot shower and, most likely, would come out of there wearing that golden nightgown that you loved so much.

"It emphasizes your curves...", you replied when she asked why you insisted so much for her to put it on.

"You are nothing but naughty!", she said with a smile on her lips and bowing to you, letting the v-shaped neckline show more of her breasts.

Perhaps it was the most relaxing way to spend a Friday night, you thought, rubbing your hands on the sheet. How long ago did you have a moment just for you two? Five months? Maybe six? And there was no other way to relax that was as good as a long and intimate moment with your wife Jennie.

And sitting on your bed, you thought about how she looked so good while wearing that nightgown. The thought alone was already turning you on too much for your own good.

You missed Jennie's body in yours and you needed to feel it as soon as possible.

It's not that you and Jennie didn't exchange some hotter kisses - you both did it every time she picked you up or left you at work and vice versa - but good sex, a sex that took a while to feel that huge connection and forget about everyone around... it was something different. Quickies do not satisfy as much as the real sex, the sex itself. And you needed a lot more than just quickies to relax.

The bathroom door opened, interrupting your thoughts and you noticed the hot steam emanating from there, along with Jennie. You felt your whole body get hot just by seeing her.

The nightgown falling perfectly on her body and the ponytail that left her entire neck exposed made you want to pull her for you at once. You were eating Jennie with your eyes.

"What's up?", asked Jennie cynically, turning off the bathroom light and closing the door.

The only light in the room was that one of the lamp beside the bed, the window was closed and hidden behind the curtains, as if it could not see what was about to happen there.

"You know what it is...”, you replied, watching her climb onto the bed and crawl over to you.

"I don't know what you’re talking about...", your eyes slid from her eyes, to her mouth, her chin, the neckline showing her perfect breasts... "Are you talking about the nightgown...", she got even closer to you and sat on your lap. "Or are you talking about this?", she asked, lifting her nightgown a little and showing off the small panties she wore.

You groaned at the sight and let your hands begin to caress and squeeze Jennie's thick thighs, your eyes never leaving the focus they were in now.

"Hey, my eyes are up here.", with a finger on your chin, she lifted your face so you could look into her eyes.

"I miss you...", at the end of the sentence, you attacked her lips in a hot and tasty kiss, your hands going up to her hips.

Jennie moved lightly in your lap, you felt her movement and the warmth that emanated from the place between her legs as it touched you. It was getting too hot, you wanted to take her to heaven.

Your lips went down to her neck and you realized how breathless Jennie was already, light moans escaping her pretty lips. You moved your right hand up to Jennie's shoulder, sliding the strap of her nightgown down, until her left boob was showing. You lowered your lip to it and then, when your mouth touched her nipple, you heard a sound that made you two stand still like statues.

It couldn't be real.

Again, the same sound. 3 very shy knocks on the door.

You left Jennie's breast quite reluctantly, you lifted up the strap of her nightgown again. She looked into your eyes and you saw a mix of frustration and concern. She stood up and lowered the hem of her nightgown to the middle of her thighs and you went to the door while she put on the robe that hung on the headboard.

When you opened the door, you looked down at the little figure who was standing there, messy hair and chocolate brown eyes, little hands holding a black teddy bear wearing a pink blouse with big black letters written "BLACKPINK".

"Hi, little girl. What is going on?", you asked the child, who threw herself on your legs in a hug.

Sohee. 4 years old. Simply the result of the love between you and Jennie. The most perfect daughter you could have asked for in heaven.

"Hey, what's up, my princess?", you bent down holding the teddy bear that had fallen in one hand and the other holding her arm.

"There's a monster in my closet!", her voice showed fear.

Frowning, you stroked her hair and picked her up, turning to Jennie, who now wore the robe and walked up to you with a calm smile.

"I think we need to defeat this monster!", Jennie said, her left hand caressing Sohee's back and with her right hand she took the teddy bear you were holding.

"Definitely!", you said, agreeing with your wife’s decision.

Sohee shook her head, afraid.

"Me and your mom are going to show you how to defeat the monsters once and for all!", Jennie said and Sohee looked up at her curiously.

"Really?"

Jennie looked at you for help in that small play. It was obvious that there was no monster, but you needed to make Sohee feel safe and confident.

“With lots of love and strong fists!”, you said, quite hesitantly, but trying not to let it show to your daughter.

You put the little girl on the floor again.

"Hold my hand and your mother's hand too.", at the end of the sentence, she followed your instructions. "Great! Now we are going to your room.”

As you walked through the house darkened by the night, you felt Sohee's small steps slowing down as you were getting near the door. A child's mind is free for imaginations of all kinds, even the most cruel ones, filled with the worst and scariest monsters for someone so innocent. Seeing your daughter in fear worried you and would make your sense of protection grow quickly. And from the way that Jennie’s body was tense, you knew that she was going through the same situation as you.

It was just an imaginary monster in the bedroom, but it was an imaginary monster that needed to be executed in order for your daughter to feel comfortable and have a peaceful sleep.

The door was slightly opened and Jennie started to open it fully.

"Watch out, mommy!", Sohee exclaimed, pulling Jennie by the hand. "It was inside the closet!"

Then Jennie, Sohee, and you entered the room, hand in hand. You noticed it was cold and from the window was coming a light that, against the curtain, made a strange shadow form on the door of Sohee's white closet, which had the door slightly open. For a child, that shadow and the fact that the closet was almost opened meant a lot.

"To defeat the monster, the first thing we need to do is to turn on the light.", Jennie said, bending down to be almost at the same height as her daughter. "Mom and I are here, nothing bad is going to happen to you."

Jennie stood up and turned on the light, illuminating the bedroom and making that strange shadow, created by the curtain, disappear. The expression of fear on Sohee's face softened and you felt your heart relax a little more with that.

"Did you say it was in the closet, my angel?", she nodded, brown eyes shining at Jennie. "Y/N, what do you think about showing her that there are no monsters in the closet?"

"I think it's a great idea!", you walked to the closet, holding that little hand and guiding your daughter over there. “No monster is strong enough to face brave girls like you, Sohee! Can I open the door?”

"No, mommy.", you realized that she was thoughtful.

Worried, you gave Jennie a glance, as if to say I don't know how to proceed from this point. What to do when your daughter doesn't seem to have gained confidence after a moment like this? Jennie took a breath and looked like she was about to say something when Sohee's childish voice came over the room.

"I'll open it!", with her little hand on the door handle, she opened it and said: "Go away, stupid monster!"

And there was nothing in there. Only Sohee's little dresses and blouses were there, along with some hairpins. There was no monster.

The little girl turned to you and Jennie with a smile so big it made her eyes close in small lines and you felt your heart explode in your chest with so much love.

“Did you see? We kicked it out!”

Jennie couldn't stand it and went over to Sohee, taking her small body in a strong hug and filling her with kisses, saying how proud she was. Seeing that interaction made your love grow even more for those two women in your life.

You and Jennie decided that, for being so brave, Sohee and her teddy bear could sleep with you that night. And as you covered yourself to sleep, with Sohee between you and Jennie, you thought to yourself that you didn't need anything else in the world besides them.

And you realized that it was worth defeating monsters hidden in closets from time to time.

[loreweaver-universe]

And that’s where I’ve been told to sp--

garnet.  please.  this is serious.

Anyways, that’s where I’ve been told to split the movie!

WHAT EVEN WAS THAT

WHY WAS HE RIPPED WHY WAS HE RIPPED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT WAS WILD WHAT THE HELL

THAT’S

Yeah, that’s what I have to say about that.  Wild.

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"Annie~ baby~ I may not believe in love at first sight, but you thoroughly impressed me when we first met and continue to wow me with your wit and beauty on the daily." She purposely exaggerates her movement to emphasize the exaggeration in her words. Maybe. Probably.

((I think our muses fell for each other before we could realize. And I, love, you. I gotta figure out a steam game for something for us to play together for when we don't feel like writing ♥ You're a lovely person and I'm excited to keep writing with you and annoying you regularly )

Quirking her eyebrow, while her chin was propped up in her free hand with a grin. Suppressing her laughter as Hibiko seemed to flail her arms around as she spoke. Antoinette reached over and took the slender crystal glass out of the younger girl's hand and onto the side table.

"That's enough Champagne for you my dear. I think I learned my lesson the first few times." Leaning over she pressed a gentle kiss to her forehead "However, you took the words right out of my mouth. Happy New Year, Papillon"

// Truly, but what was nice about that it sort of feels like...a natural progression? AaaaaaAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOU. You are so talented, the ideas that you come up with always get me so excited. You are also hilarious, honestly. There has been multiple times where i have cackled in front of my computer from some of your comments. At first I was hesitant to follow back since I know close to nothing about DRRR!! but your portrayal of Hibiya and Hibiko has so much thought and love put into them. I can't wait to see where our muses will take us <3 And Antoinette roasting Hibiya eventually.

[shaddy-bee]

I KNOW ITS BEEN LIKE 300 YEARS BUT-

5 things you’ll find in my bag

Right now theres uhh Notebooks, both school and 1 art. Drink mix ins, with such great flavors as sour apple jolly rancher and crush pineapple (tm) Two packs of cards, one of which steam punk themed and the other your regular ol bicycle. A calculator. Its a shitty old one but its for tests, i have google and shit for anything i need myself.

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom

A roommate. Idk if he is gay or what but he isnt straight, name’s will. Chill dude. Sleepin rn, what a fella MY SICK ASS COMPUTER IM MISSING OUT ON BECAUSE MY ROOMMATE IS ASLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA PLAY ROCKET LEAGUE WITHOUT LAGGING TO HELL also programming my mods. Need to upload that shit. Shit what number we on, 3? Okay cool. A bed. Wow really a bed in your bedrooM? yeah its pretty fuckin spectacular i know. I dont have posters n shit so like i gotta be creative you feel. A microfridge. Now i know what youre thinking, “ah a small fridge whats the big deal?” but no you dont understand, its a microwave fucking bolted onto the top of a fridge. They gave zero fucks attaching these two together and apparently the name is the same way, WHY NOT A FRIDGEWAVE EVEN LIKE MICROFRIDGE JUST SOUNDS LIKE A SMALL FRI- Last but not least, im tempted to just say my wallet here tbh, cuz its old but like, youd EXPECT that now would you? Something boring and mundane for me to fill out the word count with making everything super exciting so nah man, fuck it. Theres air in my bedroom. Fight me.

5 things I’ve always wanted to do in my life

Make a videogame. Like okay, a lot of stuff on this list is jokes and stuff, and I know im going into too much detail and my followers will probably murder me in cold blood for this shit, but im serious about this one like - i have some ideas, but i never have the motivation alone to like work whole-heartedly and finish one but like, at some point in the future id love to sit down and just go at it and make a game. Doesnt matter if its popular or big or small just i wanna make something that i love ya feel? I wanna like, go to newark, delaware. I know, its delaware and all, no one lives there, but ive met a bunch of cool people there and i was promised a donut run sometime, so lookin forward to that. Yknow that post awhile back that was like “i dont wanna be rich and like buy shit, i just wanna have enough money to throw at kickstarters whenever i want without having to strain on my food and rent costs” thats me. 100% Like i wanna have just enough money to be able to donate to cool people and watch them do cool shit - it wont always work out but thats fine, I just love shit. I wanna be able to donate like the high prize and fly out to meet these game studios for coffee and shit and just talk with em and see their passion and ideas. I love it. Im not actually really sure besides those. Like idk. I think itd be cool to enter a game tournament with my brother and win, but i doubt thatll happen and its not super like on my desires just itd be cool cuz we named ourselves Sora and Shiro after NGNL and to see that like, have us win would be great. Yeah. Ill make my fifth to think of a fifth one.

5 things on my to do list

FLOPPY DICKS i mean disks. Floppy disks. I do binding of isaac ab+ modding shit, and im currently working (its mostly done for what i want it to do) which adds a new consumable called floppy disks, effects are based on viruses, bugs, and just computer based shit. Like BSOD for instance, which makes the screen literately bluescreen. Or atleast look like it. Cant wait to watch people play with it. I gotta work on the programming class project too but honestly i dont waannnaaa. Like its cool as shit. Recreate a card game using c++ code. But man, i just love Apocrypha and Floppies so much more. Eat today???? Please. Dining hall opens in 3 hours. Its goddamn 4 am. I want my food. Dunno if ill get it - if ill stay awake till then. But i want it. Probably draw some stuff? Like i posted one drawing already (check it out if u wanna ;) kay?) but like theres wacom tablets here i can just kinda use whenever???? its great. I love being able to just draw stuff on em. Even if i suck at drawing, even if it took 10 hours to make the one i posted here, still love. Probably play more rocket league. Sleep first, soon as i get that food im CRASHIN BOI IM OUTTIE HA but uhh, rocket league has a halloween thing rn and i like playing it. Was playing earlier today and i matchd with a dude in 2v2 that had the same car, skin, AND colors set up as mine. Totaly random. We kicked some major ass together. I kept thinking of the same hat comic the entire time. (also my card was superior because it had furry ears on it ;))

5 things that make me happy

Getting an idea for a thing and working at said thing until like boom it went from this abstract idea to now it has a physical form and it works! And its fun and its great and i can share it with other people and they can have fun too!!!! that feeling is wonderful.  Obviously friends man. Just doing shit with people can be so great sometimes - like not all the time sure but like man. Its nice to talk to people and share experiences and just smile and tell bad jokes and have them groan but like it anyway like thats the shit. Going out at 2 am and walking to a nearby run down schoolyard and swinging on the swingsets and watching shooting stars burn up. Thats the good shit. Getting tents and setting em up in your friends back yard when your friend from far away comes up for a few days, and playing ridiculous games in a group like kick the can or fuckin zombie screaming your lungs out in the dark to freak em out, or just talkin around a fire about fuckin life man. The people make life great. Shits worth living for. I realize that last answer covered a LOT of shit but like, im just gonna add here videogames. Would be amiss if i didnt mention that, considering the rocket league rant above lmao. Yeah i better not make this category any longer.

5 things I’m (currently) into

Isaac modding, probably will be for awhile. Its good shit. As a suggestion from one of the people I work with (we also fuck around its a good time) i have started watching space dandy. Its a slow progress through lol like an episode or two a day but god man like its pretty ridiculous and the main character is pretty much everything i was expecting from seeing him everywhere. Rocket league again. It comes and goes with various different games to tide me over, give me a break from working. Bout 2 months ago or so said relaxing time was dominated by anime - i suddenly went on like a massive streak of watching shit. By that i mean, i watched all of hunter x hunter in like 2 weeks, among other shows prior to it. But yeah. Fuck man HXH I LOVED THE KING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I have too many emotions about that. I wrote a rant to the Groupchat (tm) about the fucking battle and how everything is in slow motion but it fucking like makes it like foreshadowed and have so much of an impact and still so much fucking happens even while everything runs at super slow mo just GOD KLASFJBHUGHASFIUHIPJASK anyway. Yeah. Music, as always im listening to like constantly. Wireless headphones are a wonder for this, but uhh....i cant say im especially into any specific thing rn right? Like a bit ago i was super into joywave and then that faded out and now im just listening to whatever random shit, yknow? But I am into music in general. Its good. Art! A lot of times i dont do shit like for drawing right, like especially not in like pencil in notebooks but like, i sorta started doing a lot more art stuff? Like i had a period awhile back last year where i stopped using pencils and used only pens and i just loved the aesthetic of the ink like how it looked (funny how im doing the opposite of the fucking inktober though, huh?) but yeah im back into using pencils to draw shit occasionally. Im still terrible at drawing people (which is what i see mostly everyone drawing on tumblr lmao RIP) but its fun to sketch stuff out and just let my thoughts run and bounce to some music and shit right? Also the tablets. Especially with the tablets.

5 things people may not know about me (at least on tumblr)

I basically constantly wear sweatshirts, and they all have like earbuds where the strings go. All the earbud shits are broken pretty much, like occasionally they work (the one i have rn does) but like, i dont ever really use them? i have wireless headphones for my phone and a headset (because i need the mic for my computer) for said computer so like, idk. But yeah. I rarely take em off when im not home, and sometimes even when i am i just kinda keep em anyway? (also just now i realized i talked in the section for room shit about all the stuff in my current dorm, my room at home has all KINDS of wierd fucking shit in it. Really missed an opportunity there.) Like many people i like to stay hydrated and shit, but drinking water all the time seemed like a chore more than anything so i got like drink mix ins and shit, mio’s or whatever offbrand version you can find at your local SUPERSTORE CONGLOMERATE. I drink em like all the time pretty much so atleast im health in one way :P. Also gummy vitamins. I dont excercise but you can only ask for so much. Idk, its hard to think of things for this section because tumblr knows so little about me yknow? Like i never make my own posts or shit like its SUPER rare so im pretty much just tryna find random facts but that might not be interesting? Like i have a bad habbit of like talking way too loud when im excited about something right? Not quite yelling but like getting there and like idk. See? Thats not super interesting but it is something no one online would be able to really know ya feel? Idk. I mean physically im kinda fat as you do, but im also like wierdly strong? Like for someone who never works out i sure do have arm strength if nothing else lmao. My endurance is shit tho. Honestly? I can only blame it on osu and groceries. Osu is just a game i like where you mash buttons to the beat of weaboo shit tier music. The groceries is just because like, well, my policy is Least Trips Possible which means carrying in 13 bags at a time if need be it, fuck it milk too? And a watermellon? Bring it. 

Who am I tagging? Idk man. Just for shits and stuff tho i do wanna tag @theoriginalyami just to see what all’s changed in teh long time since i actually went to fill it out :P Dont feel like you have to add as much as me tho omg @milkchocolateowl because honestly? love you. Think about you a lot, just like glad im mutuals with that ray of sunshine. Good. @fantaledfish <3 (this is the friend i mentioned earlier, runs a QUALITY blog i guarantee it, better than mine for sure) @dragonfucker-supreme always top in my notes, a silent bond, like two guards assigned to watch back to back in the early dawn. Birds gather round. I can only tag so many people (i set myself a limit of 5 because...idk why i just mentally it felt right) so for my last trick gotta go with @ask-oncies-jizz like cmon man name changes for the win, also has quality icons and quality shitposts tbh, supreme top meme. Have fun yall.