#COELACANTH COOKIES

[thedizzydinosaur]

Can I interest anyone in some cookie-canths?

They may just be American style suger cookies, but they are delicious

Quick edit: please See @clickerpunk s etsy store for the cookie cutter!!

[littlealienproducts]

Coelacanth Cookie Mold by CookieOddity

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

What Is and Isn't a Fish: a List

A list of the animals I discussed in my fish essay, but for those who don't want to scroll through paragraphs of text to find out if an animal is or isn't a fish. Just CTRL+F your way through here!

I'll add onto here more animals whenever I get asked about them being fish. See my fish essay here!

Some notes before you proceed:

Yes, all tetrapods are fish! We are phylogenetically fish, as we are and our ancestors were lobe-finned fish! "Fish" in the phylogenetic sense is a paraphyletic group if you try to exclude tetrapods, so it is frankly impossible.

How come tetrapods aren't listed as fish then? Long answer, read my essay. Short answer, me and other fish accounts tend to operate on the morphological definition of fish, so does most of the world. Here I use the morphological definition of "fish".

Fish:

Jawless fish

Hagfish

Lamprey

Cartilaginous fish

Sharks

Dogfish

Whale shark

Chimaeras/Chimeras/Ghost sharks

Ratfish

Ray

Stingray

Skate

Ray-finned fish

Teleosts

Catfish

Eels

Moray eel

Seahorse

Sea dragon

Lobe-finned fish

Coelacanth

Lungfish

Not Fish:

Crustaceans

Krill

Shrimp

Crab

Crayfish/Crawfish/Crawdad

Lobster

Spiny lobster

Triops

Mantis shrimp

Barnacle

Isopod

Copepod

Shellfish

Mollusks/Molluscs

Gastropods

Sea snail

Sea slug

Snails and slugs in general

Sea angel

Sea hare

Sea bunny

Cephalopods

Octopus

Squid

Cuttlefish

Nautilus

Inkfish

Bivalves

Clam

Mussel

Scallop

Oyster

Chiton

Chelicerates

Horseshoe crab

Sea spider

Water mite

Diving bell spider

Cnidarians

Jellyfish/Sea jelly/Jelly

Coral

Sea anemone/Anemone

Siphonophores

Portugese man o' war

Echinoderms

Sea cucumber

Sea pig

Feather star

Sand dollar

Sea biscuit

Sea cookie

Brittle star/Serpent star

Sea urchin

Starfish/Sea star

Comb jelly

Lancelet

Tunicates

Sea squirt

Salp

Annelids

Bristle worm

Bobbit worm

Spoon worm

Giant tube worm

Bone-eating worm

Sea mouse/Sea mice

Feather duster worm

Christmas tree worm

Leech

Flatworm

Amphibians

Salamander

Amphiuma

Mudpuppy/Mud puppy

Waterdog

Olm

Axolotl

Siren

Frog

Toad

Tadpole

Caecilian

Reptiles

Sea snake

Water snake

Snakes in general

Sea krait

Turtle

Snapping turtle

Softshell turtle

Sea turtle

Terrapin

Marine iguana

Crocodilian

Crocodile

Alligator

Caiman

Gharial

Bird

Penguin

Seagull

Loon

Swan

Mammals

Whale

Orca

Baleen whale

Toothed whale

Dolphin

River dolphin

Porpoise

Narwhal

Beluga whale

Sperm whale

Pinniped

Seal

Sea lion

Leopard seal

Elephant seal

Walrus

Sirenian

Manatee

Sea cow

Dugong

Otter

Sea otter

Beaver

Hippo

Platypus

Muskrat

Water shrew

[sug4rst1ckzz]

Ocean cookies part 2 electric boogaloo

Peppermint is based on a coelacanth (just like Sea Fairy), White Pearl is based on a striped parrotfish, Black Pearl is based on a hybrid fish-mix (oarfish, viperfish, footballfish), Sorbet Shark is based on a tiger shark, and Cookie-Cutter Shark is based on, yeah, a cookie-cutter shark :3 DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON THE OYSTER HOUSE. THEY ARE SATYRS TO ME.

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[a-coelacanth-makes-stuff]

https://www.tumblr.com/a-coelacanth-writes-stuff/742662372480696321/httpswwwtumblrcoma-coelacanth-writes-stuff74?source=share

Oh ok...Then may I request caregiver dark enchantress and little red velvet? Like her caring for him after he worked very hard and had resisted regressing due to working but dark enchantress is just...having none of that, both wanting her baby and wanting red velvet to take a break?

Sorry it took so long!!! Have a donut 🍩

Ive been a bit burnt out, but that has passed and now I can write!!

⚠️ TW: one mention of smoking at the start, very small!⚠️

“I'm going for a smoke.” The uneven Cookie said, nearly stomping out of the room. He heard someone follow him, but ignored them and kept walking. His head hurt, he was tired, he was hungry. When did he last sleep?

Probably a few days ago, the pups had his whole attention for weeks, especially the sickly one.

A part of him wanted to be taken care of like that but even that part knew he couldn't.

“Red Velvet, stop.” Dark Enchantress held his shoulder, a stern look softening into a worried one. “When did you sleep last..?”

“Last night.” He lied, turning away from his mother.

“Tell me the truth, Velvet.” She said, more stern now.

“...three days or so.”

“Three days!?” She walked in front of him, gently pulling his face to look at hers. “I'm getting you to bed.”

“What? I'm not a child, mom! I have stuff I need to do! I can't–” He protested, getting interrupted by her picking him up.

“You’re going to bed, no exceptions.”

“I have pups to feed! Let me go!” He whined, trying to get out of her arms, and failing.

“I know, I'll feed them myself once you're asleep.” Red Velvet kept struggling and trying to get away from his mom all the way to the nursery.

“Nooo…” Red Velvet whined. “I don't feel small mom!”

“I don't care, I need to take care of my baby and you need to actually take a break. Please.”

“But the hounds! They-”

“They'll be taken care of. Esterházy will be over there, then I will too, once you get to sleep. You need to rest. Please.” She cradled Red Velvet in her arms, holding him close. Red Velvet sighed, finally allowing himself to calm down a moment, shutting down any worries about the pups.

“Alright…” He yawned and rubbed his eyes.

“Time for bed, hmm?” She asked, Red Velvet giving a small nod. Dark Enchantress set him down, going to find his pajamas. She brought back a blue puppy onsie.

“Need help, dear?” Red Velvet shook his head, Dark Enchantress turning around so he could change.

“‘m done, mama…” Red Velvet interrupted himself with a yawn. Dark Enchantress turned back around and picked him up, walking to a large cradle to set him in.

“How small are you feeling, bud?” She was answered with three fingers. “Want your teether?” And a nod. She brought Red Velvet a bone shaped teether, which he slowly chewed on.

“Sleep well, bud. You deserve it after so much. We can play when you wake up, alright?” She watched his eyes flutter closed and his breathing to slow, his bigger hand gripping one of the sides of the cradle. Dark Enchantress got up, grabbing a plush from a box, and putting it in his hand instead. Now it was close to his chest.

“I love you so much, please don't do this again…” She placed a kiss on his forehead, and left the room, keeping the lights low, and closing the door softly, letting the little one sleep.

511 words!!

Again, sorry it took so long

[quibbs126]

So earlier, @valentinbelleyh505 asked me for a Timekeeper/Black Pearl kid. It was my most recent ask so it’d probably be a few weeks before I got to it, but my brain started thinking of ideas for it already. I came up with Primordial Sea Cookie here, but in my head she was too much like a fusion of the two instead of a fankid, so I just thought “eh, make her a fusion”. But then as my brain was developing her more, and she was less a fusion, but she wasn’t so much a fankid, so I decided to make Primordial Sea her own character

Funny enough, I ended up basing her design mostly on Black Pearl and Longan. Her fish half is supposed to be based on a coelacanth, since they’re like the longest surviving fish species or something (or are they the longest lived? I don’t remember). I wanted her hair to fade to white as a way to represent time turning back so far into nothingness, which would probably be white, since that’s the absence of color. It’s supposed to be like, floating and constantly flowing, sort of like Moonlight’s hair

I feel like her design looks too plain, but that’s probably because I used relatively neutral tones, given she’s supposed to be ancient. Not an Ancient Cookie, she’s a Legendary, but I mean she’s really old

Oh wait I remember, her dress was supposed to fade to transparent! Ah well, I can maybe fix that at some point

But anyways, on to Primordial Sea herself. So her whole thing is that she wants to return the world to back when it was just the seas, and she has the power to do so. I wasn’t sure if it would be via flooding the world, or turning back time, but I think I’m going the time angle. Basically she’d be reversing the time in all of the world. Sort of like Made in Heaven in Jojo part 6, but in reverse (I’ve only read the manga, so I don’t know what it looks like in the anime). But the Cookies would all stay the same, only the world around them, and maybe the animals? I don’t know, but the Cookies need to stay unaffected so that the story can happen and Primordial Sea can be stopped. I imagine in the levels, you’d see the time being reversed, like we’re in ruins and they’re turning pristine, then all disappearing as it’s reverting to before it was built.

Maybe I can still use Primordial Sea as a basis for the fankid, but it’d be like, a possible alternate future for them to turn into Primordial Sea.

But yeah, I think that’s about it for her. Hope you like her!

[drkineildwicks]

BH6 Snippets--2/22/2024

Another seven-page day, that's nice--got a big chunk of it done for Ghost's Reign, feeling my way through some choppy chapters there. Also did some more for the sequel to (Not So) Hated by Life Itself, and after some heavy discussions on homelessness and Obake's past we get this:

Hiro nodded, looked around…back at Obake.  “So…lemon sharks are named for their color, and cookie cutter sharks are named for the bites they take out of larger fish and marine mammals.” “What are you doing?” “You need a subject change, and you want it to be something you don’t have to pay attention to.” Obake smiled a little, not quite looking at him.  “Remind me again why the megalodon is conclusively extinct.” “They think it’s conclusively extinct,” Hiro countered.  “Because they say something that size would make an impact on the ecosystem that can’t be ignored.  Except we know more about outer space than we do the ocean, and there’s been plenty of instances where an animal was thought to be extinct but wasn’t—the tree kangaroo and the…um…I don’t remember the real name just the Pokémon based off it—Relicanth?” “Coelacanth.” “Yeah, that one.  And then Fred says New Zealand has these moose—meese?—moose, a whole herd that no one’s ever seen, just bits and pieces of evidence like hair or tracks, and then Gogo says that the largest woodpecker in the United States is the ivory-billed woodpecker, and that they’ve never conclusively confirmed that it’s actually extinct because even now there’s theoretical sightings in the south—” “Hold it,” Obake said, squeezing his hand and stopping.  Shine his phone light down several divots, like he was looking for something— “What?” Hiro asked.  “What is it?” “I don’t know,” Obake said, cautiously moving forward again.  “It’s just—we should have been passing people by now.”

Hiro's solution for when people are sinking into bad vibes is to tell them shark facts. And to be fair, I have the same problem Hiro has where I'll immediately picture Relicanth and be calling it by that name instead of Coelacanth, which consistently escapes my recollection.

[wodeworm]

mystery meats crunch, hydro special

doodle pack numbah 1

1. Cookie cutter shark

2. Hermit crab

3. FISH wobbegong, gar, puffer fish, box fish, pissed off, orange fish, blue fish

4. Squuid

5. Moray eel

6. European eel

7. Electric eel

8. Coelacanth

9. Sea horse

10. Khezu (monster hunter)

11. Beholder (dnd)

12. Turtle

13. Skeeto

14. Nipper plants (Mario super show and Yoshis island)

15. Sad petrodactyl

16. Snail apostle (berserk)

17. Moth

18. Worm

[lokidokeyartichoki]

MY COELACANTH COOKIE CUTTER ARRIVED

[fuckyeahcoelacanths]

We love these cookie cutters!

Can you send me a link or something to the cookie cutter for those coelacanth cookies? (Or whatever other technique was used)

They’re fantastic, and given my name, I NEED them.

[crypts-rainy-den]

pinned!!

This is where I rb a lot of littlespace, petspace, and otherkin/nonhuman stuff!!

You can call me Crypt! Like Cryptid!! Sometimes I draw! I'm shapeshifterkin and deitykin! When little I'm usually about 4-5 I think!! I've only been a cat in petspace I've shape shifted into too many things I've mental shifted to a few characters, though!

I do doodle requests here! Only agere/petre, and only cookie run, sorry!!

I do requests for art/writing/moodboards/stimboards on @/a-coelacanth-makes-stuff tho!! :3

My main is @/entropys-universe, I follow from there!! There's some more adult-ish stuff (nakey art like in museums, nothing more) tho.

I draw my little self as Buppy(Bunny-puppy) and big self as Raouse/Rouse(Rat-mouse)!!

I like emoticons ^.^

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[andthingsleftover]

💛🍪🦖 for ask game :D

Any piercings? I am terrified of poking holes in myself - all my siblings who got piercings also got infections to go with them. I do love wearing ear cuffs and dying my hair though.

What kind of cookie would I be? Frozen chocolate chip :D

Favourite extinct animal? I am a fan of coelacanths because they were thought to be extinct and now we have live coelacanths swimming around and they are VIRTUALLY UNCHANGED from the 'ancient' versions. From a scientific perspective that is very cool and I love it.

ask game

[sunnyvicky]

Image ID:

A blue drink with whipped cream and a coelacanth shaped pastry or cookie that looks like blue taiyaki ontop

End ID

[a-coelacanth-makes-stuff]

Ight, let's get simple things out of the way

Call me Fish, Coelacanth, or Author, I'll be writing requests for fics and hcs, or drawing requests. And I go by any pronouns.

Insta-block list: pedos, proship, anti-agere/petere, bigots, any 18+ interactions and other rude people.

Things will be tagged "tw [thing]" for consistency.

Little or CG or aus will be tagged like [thing]![charater].

The full list of what I will/won't write is under the cut!

Fandoms I'm up to writing

Cookie run

Pokemon (depending on what is asked)

That's it rn

What I WILL write:

Heavy gore

Hurt/No Cmfort

Hurt/Comfort

Comfort/No Hurt

Mentions of things like sa, but nothing more

Nude bodies, in the sense of scarring and weight and that kind of thing, but I will NEVER do it in a sexual manner

Most ships

AUs

One off chatfics

Crackfics

Littlespace/agere/petspace/petre (if any of you think any of this is sexual, I'll take all the pillows in your house)

Just about anything else, depending on how confident I am at writing it

Who I'm confident in writing

(main POVs I'm pretty sure I'm good at writing)

Red Velvet (big and little)

Strawberry Crepe

Crunchy Chip (mostly little)

Pure Vanilla

Poison Mushroom

Dark Enchantress (big and little)

Pitaya (big and little)

Cream Unicorn

Hollyberry(iffy)

Black Raisin

Dark Cacao (Big and little)

Lilac (only little)

What I will NOT write:

Adult/minor, adult/unknown age or sibling/sibling

Any sex scenes, I'm good with writing making out, casual nudity, etc, but nothing more.

Characters I'm not too confident writing (most of OB)

Ships I will NOT write

(added to as I get requests :/)

Anyone/any of the children (I will only write them dating and maybe kisses IF THEY ARE AT LEAST 17 IN THE AU/STORY/SPECIFIED TO BE THAT OR OLDER!)

Licorice/Almond (I don't know how to write these two unfortunately.)

Note that I will default to mostly cannon compliant or my au if not specified! (Most likely the latter as I do love my self indulgent au)

✨Chaos✨

I'm unlikely to write requests in order. I'll reject any requests I'm not confident in writing to spare all of us from reading cringe.

If you want to make art or a fic for my work, please tag me!!

[m0thmonster]

gives u 🍪 💎 & 🦖 for the little ask game :>

🍪 - If you were a cookie, what kind would you be? white chocolate macadamia nut >:) 💎 - What’s your most prized possession? if we're talkin like.. sentimental, one of my stuffed animals but like.. prized as in cool factor?? i have this folder thing for Shrek filled with film strips and art and information about the movie O_O... 🦖- Favorite extinct animal? if i wanted to be cheap id just say coelacanth because they were thought to be extinct but.. i really like compsognathus and citipati!! i specifically really like the feathered compys.. something about small little bastards running around makes me happy. and the citipati was something i learned about recently!! big bastard bird <33

[anya-ackerman]

Last part of the Marine Life Exhibit! They had a coelacanth on display!! 😱

This was so cool to get to see! Also how cute is the name “cookie-cutter star”??? 🥺